I AM AN F.B.I. Agent!

[Keoniiii]

i m a f b i agent lmao

[hellomynameismuppet]

the legend of oh notchjohnson.

[jb65093]

bill and ted's excellent adventure will always be his best movie for me :)

[bigboy6969100]

Speed was my fav this one too but nothing can beat the matrix if I die and get recreated I want to be like revees

[MrVulgaris]

Wow, Keanu almost had an emotion for a second

[Simon0]

@MrVulgaris almost but not quite.

Eh people say Keanu is a bad actor.. but i still love him.

[sowutsurpoint]

I ma an FBI agent, lol, what a knob

[whythehell99]

love this fucking movie! RIP Swayze

[ranDUMBcomment]

This is your fucking wake up call man

[gbinct]

Why be a servant to the law, when you can be its master.

[notchjohnson1]

enable embedding you fuckin prick

[parkerwest5179]

@notchjohnson1 Wow! I've never had such an angry, yet nerdy, request. You have touched me emotionally notchjohnson. You have touched me in such a way that makes me wish that I was able to enable embedding, so that you could post this video on your facebook or whatever, and then all of your friends would watch it, and then you could all meet up and laugh about it and reflect upon 'that video you posted'. Oh how I wish that I could do that for you notchjohnson, but I can not...

[calumelliott]

@parkerwest5179 You are the absolute master of sarcasm. I salute you.

[parkerwest5179]

@notchjohnson1 I can not because of 'matched third party content', and so I am deeply sorry notchjohnson. You will just have to tell your friends about this hilarious video that you were going to post, and hope for the same reaction. I am truly sorry notchjohnson. Truly, truly sorry...

[notchjohnson1]

@parkerwest5179 lol you made up for yourself with that comment

[YoFaaa]

@parkerwest5179 no reason to be a dick about it, asshole

[parkerwest5179]

@YoFaaa Ohhh, because of the whole 'responding to someone who had called me a fuckin prick for no reason' thing... Please accept my apologies YoFaaa. The last thing I want to do is to get in to INTERNET ARGUMENT with someone who has clearly mastered the art of the insult as you have YoFaaa. Please forgive me Yofaaa. Forgive me and have mercy upon my poor, stupid soul.

[YoFaaa]

@parkerwest5179 you really need work on your affability...pretty easy to fake being mad on the internet, but you seem legitimately quite upset

[parkerwest5179]

@YoFaaa Ummm, I have had some trouble sleeping recently, but I'm pretty sure I don't care about this. Thanks for the advice though! I will definitely try to be more affable going forward, especially to people who call me mean names without provocation. You're so wise YoFaaa, and I thank you for taking the time to try help. Erm.....lol?

[sixamsedna]

@parkerwest5179 pwn3d him

[Mazmorrero2]

I love how that guy masturbates the shotgun.

[UGAallDAY11]

@Mazmorrero2 ha WOW man do you realize that Guy died last year and his name is Patrick shwayze!WTF man

[Mazmorrero2]

@UGAallDAY11 1. Yeah I know he's Patrick Swayze, no need for the memo 2. He died in 2009 3. How does your comment relate to mine?

[UGAallDAY11]

@Mazmorrero2 cause you called him that guy and DAMN time has flown hahah

[bertg1jm]

best movie ever..im a reality patrick swayze sayonara suckers...

[Zooroonies]

"i am an FBI agent!" "i know, aint it wild!!!!" LOL aww man i love this movie

[ssorcd]

EFF-BEE-EYE Agent!!

[MrCourtney73]

Funny as hell, great movie!!

[trickye999]

No doubt. Awesome. I laugh every time.

[NMbarrassment]

LOL never gets old. Thanks for the upload.