Disney's Recess - The Secret Life Of Grotke

[eluna34]

03:23 spineli watches doctor who ! ?

[shapesy]

did gus say "real stoned" at 1:09?

[TheDurantchala]

lol omg.... spineli wanted to whupppp up on vince's ass,,,, at 6:05....lmao.....ray ray miller peace yall,,, and espcially to my brumby students back in the day i use to watch these episodes wit...asp... mr. ray all day 1999 -2003

[Isaacaproductions]

There were kids in there and they all went to bulgravia lol in 1 train I love there errors I wish recess come back thumbs up if u wish same

[lonelyharper]

i felt like a horny toad when i saw the handcuffs and hankerief

[michelle11244]

Disney at it's best. :)

[chaserohan]

"Gus: What if its radioactive! TJ: Then I better open it, I have a jacket." LOL

[ChrisSmooveismyson]

haha ! at 6:20 "SHE TOOK THE BOX!!"

obviously Miss Grotke is still in the room or just going out...

She would've heard Spinelli shout this.

This cartoon is insane

[MarkNESStarFox]

Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. Oh how I hate thou. Why be a stupid selfish douche so?

[RiotMoshPit]

The guy that took over Disney is a big douche. He changed everything, the channel and the movies. Dreamworks and Nickelodeon is a lot better nowadays.

[Cockel100]

Handcuffs eh?

[prairiedogeric10]

6:49 - 6:50 Gus mouths Mikey's words

[xxl0rdixx]

Horny Toad? eh eh?

[Laxev]

i forgot how annoyingly patriotic this show was >_>

also

Brad Pit: WHATS IT THE BOOOOOOX!?!?!

[utubeluvr34]

@Ayrton11000 no it starts at 8:30, I get on the bus at 7:30

[jacubio]

at 1:10 did gus just say "i thought they just sat at their desks real stoned till we got back..?" LOL

[iTRES4teen]

@jacubio lmfao i thought i heard that too or am I stoned? lawwwwl

[jacubio]

@iTRES4teen i think were both stoned...bahah

[PoliticalAbstract]

LOL @ 4:48 Gus and his Americanism!!!! LOL You can't get anyway with stuff like that anymore.

[AntiqueAngel44]

Was that joint supposed to be like one of those “Speak Easy” places; like they had way back in the 20's?

[75strongbad]

GUS: "she didn't flash us her usual "two" sign.

GRETCHEN "that's a "piece" sign, Gus.

That's my favorite part!

[SicilianSav]

@75strongbad my favorite part is reading the comments and seeing that people can't differentiate between "peace" and "piece"

[Fretlessjay]

@SicilianSav i know right even if you still go to Recess you should know the diffrence

[SakuraLovesSasuke69]

@Ayrton11000 No not all but mine does.

[utubeluvr34]

@Ayrton11000 When I was in elementary and middle school, we got out at 2:45. Now, in my high school, we get out at 3:20.

[CoolerKing37]

I still remember the password "swordfish" after all these years.

[crunchtimebernard]

lol a horny toad

[Milkisklim]

what other show would mention the eastern block?

[sexyckg]

Espionage? Great word for a 4th grader. Smarties :)

[joeynovak2]

9:50, all i want to know is who paid for those guys drinks DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT

[AnHourglassProd]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[AnHourglassProd]

Shaka Khan...

[frankiecpte1]

fuck mickeys annoying

[oddXmanXout]

the spy who "grotke"

[powerpuffbuttercup]

Gus: what if its radioactive

T.J: then i better open it, i'm wearing a jacket

LOLOLO only tj

[FloydicusTheMighty]

Lol handcuffs and a tissue what's she doing tonight I wander

[mckane4U]

de gus say horny toad?.......... 09:25

[neelaImani]

TJ: She's an S..P...I!" *serious face*

Gretchen: It's actually s..p..y

Me: LOLLLOLOLOLOL

[1Prayerwarrior22]

I remember wondering what teachers did after school, not thinking that they ACTUALLY had a life... Now, as a teacher, my kids say the same thing about me.. XD

[aaronmurrihy]

she looks like gretchen

[kablamoid96]

@aaronmurrihy She kinda does! Actually, I was babysitting, and I introduced the boy I was babysitting to Recess, and he was all, "Cool! Gretchen's mom is the teacher!". And I was all, "No..."

[cececalcat]

sorry! im not the correct age!! dont look it up!! LOL

[cececalcat]

omg! i love how mikey talks! XD XD XD

[angelfaye101]

@Ayrton11000 school here ends at different times depending on where you live and what grade you're in.

[DaveiosWHU]

lol when gus stood up when the statue of liberty came out of the box, For a split second I imagined a plane flying into it. neaaaowwww allll qaaaeeeedaaaaaaaa!

[SoWastedMusic]

haha grotki...

[wuhnderland]

kids and their imaginations :)

[ToBeQuiteHonest]

'or a horny toad neither!' did i just hear that right?

[Rossotto556]

5:25 look at spinellis eyes!! Hhaaahaha

[Crunchystone]

Okay maybe I should've waited like 30 seconds longer instead of immediately pointing that out...

[Crunchystone]

Glücklich Platz...that's German!

[ellielou22]

'I Better open it, I'm  wearing a jacket'

Haha, lol! :') I love TJ :)

[Adilshit]

1:21 someones must've prolly called her because of the xxx advertisement and she forgot her kinky.

[bboowwss]

that means they asked 28 questions about the US... suspicious?

[Imogen4ever]

Yes Spys alway cause Fog. It always happens in movies

[ThatsWhatTheManWants]

I hate Gus. His characters only purpose is propaganda for the show

[anvi08able]

gus: she did'nt flash her 2 sign! gretchen: thats a peace sign gus!!!!!!!!

[edmart2811]

ms groaky is gonna do u know what in the bed

[whitetiger769]

shes into some freaky shit

[angelfaye101]

is it me or at 9:08 ms. grotke looked like willie wonka?

[angelfaye101]

you know you're too old to watch this when the first thing you think of when you see the handcuffs & handkerchief is kinky bdsm

[Jobrosfanish]

@angelfaye101 who's kinky bdsm?

[angelfaye101]

@Jobrosfanish oh you poor thing you...Jk

Seriously tho, if you don't know that "kinky bdsm" isn't a person you're obviously really young & therefore of the of the correct age to he watching this show.

[Jobrosfanish]

@angelfaye101 I'm 14, does that count?

[cececalcat]

@Jobrosfanish ok look it up and laugh your fuckin ass off

[jzjess23]

@angelfaye101 i was about to go down and comment the same thing but different wording xD im 17 and god i miss this show though haha

jess

[RegineWuzzHere]

@angelfaye101 hehehe I know.. im so ashamed..

[MissGlitzable]

The sad thing is that when those kids grow up, they'll realize their teacher was a hippie with an addiction...<3 XD

[dimasdog06]

Anybody know which Recess episode has this quote, "The kindergarteners have formed their own pagan society." I remember watching it and now as a teacher I think it's hilarious. I thought it was "The Legend of the Big Kid" but I don't think it is. Can anyone help???

[Officialwings16]

Handcuffs and some laced clothing.

Nothing wrong there.

[sweetishfish100]

Ok then it's settled. The next time there's fog around my school I'll follow my teacher around like a creeper telling people she's a spy

[alirey619]

tj is dum he spells spy like spi

[787184787184]

it could be radioactive

then id better open it, im wearing a jacket lol

[Novelladelleda]

Horned toad you fucking pervs.

[ShinigamiSama1337]

i remember when disney was a good channel to come home from school on a hard day and watch recess kim possible thats so raven but now its just a bid douche fest ( sonny with a chance ) like if you agree

[utubeluvr34]

@ShinigamiSama1337 I know! I used to love all those shows! and dont forget Lilo and Stitch or Sabrina the Teenage Witch (the animated one). The only good show Disney's made in a long time is Phineas and Ferb

[matt32acoustic]

Looks like Mrs. Grotke is gona have some good old afternoon "fun.

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[dchains]

Thought ms Grotke was into the kinky stuff when she pulled out the handcuffs. lol

[DeathRiderHDG]

@dchains well she is a black hippie, so use your imagination lol

[chhai123]

did anyone hear gus ay horny toad at 9:26

[ArchAzzz]

just sat at their desks until we came back lol you can tell their 9 haha... wait that would be kind of creepy to see a teacher just sat their at his/her desk...doing nothing....just sat...silently....staring into space...not even blinking.....wow thats a scary thought :P hahaha

[camandhayley]

I started thinking that Grotke was a kinky prostitute when she pulled out the hanky and handcuffs!

[deputyseal409]

pages 68 to 64?

[nhahais]

@deputyseal409 she said 68-74 :)

[dave123mick]

@deputyseal409 38*

[gokussj400doe]

is the toad horny omg then how do they get boners

[rockrollkid99]

this episode is awesome

[8kcht3]

does anybody think ms grotke would be a fucking amazing teacher?

[kablamoid96]

@8kcht3 Agreed!

[xwilsonza]

who opened the door for them

[n00bz4LIFE8]

horny toads

[leungsta]

gus said horny toad haaa

[ZXT666]

what if grotke is really a spy..we don know wat happened after 10:05 ..hmmm

[renoo27]

4:52 - 5:05. Sucks that her giving props to other countries is a sign to them that she's a spy. Stupid patriatism lol.

Also, 3:23. some kind of police box LOL!

[Fershizzal]

1:08 gus "i though they just sit at their desk real stoned till we got back"

lol, i thought he was talking about the students...

[KawaiiGurl1214]

or a HORNY!!!!!! toad.

[Horseygirl1991]

1:03 - TJ: "Is it Spinelli, I mean have you ever asked yourself what teachers actually do when schools over?"

1:08 - Guss: "I thought they just sat at their desk real stoned till we come back"

hahaha classic.

[dalektaliban]

thanks to recess i went through my childhood thinking jackets could block radiation

[burtonsdisneyprinces]

"she didn't give us her usual 2 sign" :D haha I love it!

[Wormtail96]

Although I do find it amusing how they seemed to have absolutely no problem if she was a spy for the Americans, but if she was a spy for the USSR, then they are completely horrified. It's just that glaring double standards that makes it hilarious.

[Wormtail96]

@theirishtraitor Well, keep in mind that that is a least a more accurate and HONEST portrayal of a 9/10-year-old's view of their country and politics. What else do you expect them to know? When your a kid, you do naturally think your country is best and look at others with suspicion, especially as the gang are Americans growing up in what was still the Cold War, so yeah, they're gonna be very anti-communist. They've been taught little else.

[MegaGreatBritain]

@Wormtail96 its not set in the cold war, in the episode with the treasure we are told that the playground was made smaller in the late 1980s to make room for the staff car park so im guessing this is set in the 90s around the time when its made

[stephababe2007]

ohh handcuffs kinky time XD horny toooadddd lmao lmao lmao

[stephababe2007]

ohh handcuffs kinky time XD

[Powder5555]

hahaha im glad we didnt open the box in the classroom!!

[JayfeatherEclipse]

I wish Miss Grotke could've been my teacher when I was at school!

[warspite1995]

if there was a person opening the slit in the door where was he at 7:56

[sbybot1]

Love when Spinelli says Shmendrick (sp?) @ 3:05

[avatheawesomee]

Uh, did Gus say "or a horny toad either!" @ 9:25 ?

BAHAHAHA

[mercahdee]

I like how ms. grotke's lessons always have to do with what is going to happen later.

[evergreenstater]

Moldovakia? Sounds like a play on the nations of Moldova and Slovakia. Moldova was part of the Eastern bloc as was Slovakia. At the time Moldova was part of the Soviet Union before 1991. Slovakia was part of Czechoslovakia until 1993 in what is known as the Velvet Divorce.

[velindaws]

Miss Grotke likes S and M

[D0OMZDAYZ]

"This creepy fog hanging around the school, ms. grotke's a spy!"

Wait... what?

[LuisSuarez121]

"If it contains U.S nuclear airplane signals then shes one of them if it contains planes for tiny ceramic gnomes shes one of us" LOL

[JayfeatherEclipse]

@LuisSuarez121 Best line XD.

[furglesmurgle]

Lol "What is that thing?"

"A British man!"

[erika2012vsu]

Did he just say Chaka Khan? @7:33

[kagishmalkagishmal]

09:25 lol "it just goes to show, you can't judge a book by its cover" "or a horny toad neither!" XD

[Wacko375]

I love how miss Grotke is a hippie!

[itsmasterhand]

9:30

gretchen likes call of duty

[MultiFredRules]

ts relly hard to find some episodes yesterday i thought i saw all of them but today i was amaized thx for uploading :)

[laaloxt]

Or a horny toad either LOL

[reachforthetop]

Of course the son of the Army general wonders whose side the spy is on.

[missmilkshake21]

@thewooldawg

Omg take a chill pill or sumfin

So wat if deputyseal409 miss heard no need to go ott

[KamenRidyaa]

Password?

It's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink.

It's been fixed! Sorry!

[legomaster335]

when she grabbed the handcuffs, i was thinkin "wtf?! is she going on a "date"?"

[Adilshit]

9:26 did gus say ''OR A HORNY TOAD EITHER'' THE F000CCCCCCKKKK

[Adilshit]

how the fck those kids in school went to miss grotkey hideout.. NOT T.J other kids!

[Lepper36]

Tiny Ceramic Gnomes: Information on them is vital to US National Security.

[TheChicagoguy]

3:08 I knw for the fact Ms. Grotke is not married but i have had alot of married teachers still calling themeselves Ms. then their married name after that

[MrMarkphillips132]

im with gus i taught teachers just sit in threr chairs until the next day i hate all my teachers

[MahoneyJG]

omg gus. 9:25

[iammedan]

"What if it's radioactive??"

"Then i'll open it, i got a jacket"

[maryting666]

did gus say horny tod ? xD

[maryting666]

Did gus say horny tod ?

[Hypersonic94returns]

9:25 - 9:28

[Adilshit]

well how the hell did many children came from school entered the secret magic place... Did they stalk the teacher?? or TJ and his friend werent respectful to join the show.

[deputyseal409]

pages 68 to 65? lol

[TheWooldawg]

@deputyseal409 68 to 75 dumbass..

[ExurbanDist]

The password is always "swordfish" which became a trope namer.

[00junie]

wow

[TheAgent0913]

Mickey's face at 3:57 is priceless!

[jetjdsimon]

"she didn't give us her usual two sign" "that's a peace sign Gus"

[Spyrorocks2]

Ms. Grotke was actually going to have kinky sex, duh.

[nerdygirls03]

"or a HORNY toad either" anyone catch on to that?

[EmpressofPenguins]

@nerdygirls03 Gus, oh Gus, what shall we do with you?

[cvhashim]

@nerdygirls03 I don't get it? explain please :)

[TheRedraven13]

@nerdygirls03 only in dry areas XD

[hotwhire]

Ms. Grotke like dem bondage

[safcfan100]

"Cmon mikey the security of the free word could be at stake" lol

[itsyourownpath]

why do you need a password to watch a magic show?

[qpwoeirutyghb]

"And she didn't give us her usual two sign" lol

[BeenaBee]

"you cant make us talk, we dont know nothin" - LMAO

[zombipl0x]

LOL! 9:25

[SuperCupcakeKatie]

Grotke's a hooker!

[Mrfreshginger]

Ahhhhh fog and phone calls. Thats how you tell who a spy is

[Ninjasantaclause]

Call me sick but with the cuffs and the tutu I almost thought she was making a porno

[TheDelaney401]

"glad we didn't open that box in the classroom"

<3 teejay.

[hardnphirm87]

back again....

[abobocar]

shes apart of the illuminati

[DustinThePooper]

A British guy named "V"? Must be a Guy Fawkes mask in there.

[TheKentakrazy]

Hahaha horny toad

[hardnphirm87]

i watch this every time i'm stoned.... it's funny as hell

[jonohutton89]

@hardnphirm87 like ∞

[iluvrunescape114]

Handcuffs and a Hankercheif???

WTF 0_e

[wrestlerguy22]

@iluvrunescape114 its role play night

[iluvrunescape114]

@wrestlerguy22 Oh i thought she....Never...Mind...

[shadowlink00125]

s...p...i...

lol

[1Sonicrocks]

did Gus just say HORNY TOAD? He's perverted...

[symbolicalcohalic]

is the desk clean trunk dirty a metaphore ??? lol disney has being known for puttin smut in there movies