Jessica, the same holy "God fearing" Christian people who've come to this thread and judged you and damned you to Hell, are the same people who are so pro-life that they murder physicians and blow up buildings in the name of protecting the "unborn", while at the same time siding with the same politicians who want to get rid of WIC, Food-stamp benefits, free lunch programs in school, and pretty much anything that help a child ALREADY BORN live an even half decent existence. Just an FYI.
Jessica I am going to love you. And I will pray that you find God's light in the darkness of this rotting world. He is the only thing that is going to make a better place. I am not going to curse you and tell you to go to hell because if I did that then I wouldn't be helping you. No, I'm going to love you even though you are an insult to God.
Just curious. Why spend soo much time blaspheming God? If you really don't believe in God and he is imaginary, doesn't that make you a bit pathetic wasting soo much time on a subject without any meaning? I mean it really is comical. Who messed you up on God? Why hate him? You wouldn't be involved with new age, occult, wicca or anything like that would you?
Four years later and STILL super funny. Especially the end. "Not to be confused with the Church of Jesus which is wrong and stupid." AHAHAHAHA. Perfection.
Haha! Nice one Jessica! However, I'd be happy to join Jess over a Starbucks Peppermint Mocha, but I won't join the Church of Anything! Just curious, so what were you doing when you got the gestalt to do that little spoof?
in ur birthday maybe u should wish for a fire extinguisher maybe ur wish will come true and maybe it will help when ur burning in hell! U ARE POSTING ALL THIS BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE THAT HE IS THE SAVIOUR BUT U DONT WANT TO BELIVE.I THINK U HAVE GONE MENTAL BY MAKING VIDEOS ABOUT GOD AND THE FACT THAT HE ISNT TRUE BECAUSE U CANT PROVE THAT HE ISNT TRUE.
If youre going to start a cult and be the female version of Jesus, can I join and be the male version of the former prostitute Mary Magdelene. I wanna wash your feet with my silky long man hair and kiss and suck your toes.
YOu should make more videos. You haven't made any in over a year!! Come on! I saw you on FOX NEWs on the Blasphemy challenge website. They presented your video clip on Fox news.
okay she is wasting paper and making fun of religion. even though most of it is bull crap, but seriously, anyway, tell this little girl that she seriously needs to respect others beliefs no matter how stupid they are.
LOL ROFL, you are amazing, making cheap-shot videos to catch attention, bravo!! Religion is such an easy thing to pick on. What next? "Jessica saves the world by recycling cripples and old people". You spent soooo much time editing for this, ROFL! Your videos are the equivalent to kicking a kindergärtner in the balls and saying you did it cause he had said some harsh words against you....LOOOL. If this is an act, it aint working for you, but against you.
AngryLittleGirl is a judgmental, preachy fascist! She is NOT about intellectual freedom at all...she is just Anti-Christian. She thinks that if you practice spirituality, you are less of a person than she is and an idiot...how wrong she is to spread this poison to others, particularly when atheists comprise LESS THAN 1% of the American population!
haha.. wow couldnt you make fun of christians in a less harsh way. u could have saved so many people with all that paper and ink u just wasted. POOR children who dont have even food out there. I'll pray for u hunny
What kind of videuuuhhh is this? Jesus died in the cross because he wanted us to be free from sin. Being a Christian and following God is the true life. Jesus wasn't stupid on the cross. He died for us because he loves us. To go to heaven you need to be a Christian or Christ-like. God bles everybody.
@ebayrocks5051 It is pretty non-sensicle. People do things that god doesn't like (sin), not necessarily bad things, just anything this god doesn't like, so he decides they owe him for it. But he can't think of any reasonable way to pay off that debt that he forced on them in the first place, so what does he come up with? He decides that incanating himself and being killed in human form is sufficient to 'pay' this debt. So he's paying himself, for a debt that he created himself. Non exactly sane.
@ebayrocks5051 Jesus dying on the cross is not stupid indeed, it is rather amusing. I am a strong believer that he died for our entertainment, but you probably don't... so that is why you will burn in hell for eternity, just like all other heathens who think he actually died for our sins.
@ebayrocks5051 Yes he did die on the cross for our entertainment, it's written in my holy book right here, and it also says that people who think otherwise are heathens and will burn for eternity. It's what I firmly believe, and you can't prove me wrong. So have fun burning, heathen! God favors all the people who think just like me, and blesses us with His eternal love.
@OhReallyNoWai Then your holy book is all bullshit. Jesus didn't die on the cross for entertainment. He died on the cross for our sins. God is a spirit and Jesus is a person. Im know I am going to heaven. Unlike you, you going to hell.
@ebayrocks5051 Calling my Holy Book bullshit? That's blasphemy man, you should ask God for forgiveness. I am pretty sure that your holy book is full of bullshit. It is a fact that Jesus died for our entertainment. Also, God spoke to me and said that if I always stay faithful to that book, and defend it at all times, I will go to heaven. He told it to me personally, and you are not the one to judge, neither to deny this fact. Stupid Satan-worshipper, trying to take away my faith in God.
@OhReallyNoWai Your holy book is load of shit. You not going to heaven. Jesus did not die on the cross for entertainment. Im bet $150 that you wrote your holy book.
@ebayrocks5051 Jesus was just a pawn of God, and no I didn't write the book myself. And why do you think my book is wrong? To me it is a fact, because God told it to me personally... there's no way for you to disprove that. Maybe your book has a different print, maybe the devil is behind it causing you to commit blasphemy. I don't know the reason, only God knows. Theres still a chance to change your ways man! Personally I am upset, but I am sure God wants to help you. Just have faith and submit!
@ebayrocks5051 Yeah it's obvious I am reading a different book, the right one! Unlike you stupid heathen. Or are you able to convince me why your book is correct???
@OhReallyNoWai Satan will not save you from hell. Its pretty obvious that you are going to hell. Only Jesus/God can save you from hell. Your book is full with lies and bullshit.
@ebayrocks5051 Yeah yeah I got your point, but why do you still refuse to prove why my book is incorrect? Maybe your book is full of lies... according to you it isn't... but how can you be so sure? I am pretty sure mine is correct, God told me so.
@OhReallyNoWai Your God is Satan. Satan is lying in your face. Its pretty obvious Satan is lying in your face. I know my book is correct but whatever, you can believe whatever you want. You are going straight to hell. Satan will not get you into heaven. Satan was once in heaven until God kicked him out of heaven.
@OhReallyNoWai Dude, I don't believe in Satan. I am a christian. I 100% sure that God will destory Satan. I don't listern to Satan. Satan is not a God.
@ebayrocks5051 God is omnipotent, wouldn't he have killed Satan already? He could, but he won't! Why? Because he needs someone to act evil, so he can test your faith. What your book says is pretty much bullshit. You don't even know the definition of 'Christian', or how to behave like a good Christian that will be favored by God. Do you think you will go to heaven by saying self-benefiting prayers and go to church weekly? So many Christians act differently, but yet all believe they go to heaven
@ebayrocks5051 I was trying to make a point but it got a bit lengthy. Religion is a state of mind. Every person gives a different meaning to it, but yet everyone thinks he knows best. I think religion is used by some people as a tool for emotional well-being. But personally I do not believe in deities at all. The funny thing is that all of the people who do believe, can never explain why they believe so they use the word 'faith'. They all have one thing in common: they were taught to believe it
ok i accept that your atheist and thats your choice....but theres no point in saying we're ugly with no self confidence..........i mean if you really say that then u should go to hell
LMAO! this girl should be a comedian, seriously, really funny. love the part about AIDS for the ninjas and them creeping god out. you other guys who are all insulted need to lighten up, its just a JOKE! you dont think god has a sense of humor about himself?
One possible reason why I would join your cult is that you represent beauty and truth, which to the ancient Greeks was synonymous.
Another valid reason is that unlike the horrid priests I had to listen to when I was very young, you are quite a pleasure to hear, and I could listen to you for hours.
Interesting, you make a great point here or understanding may I say, how so? well, printers cannot print without computers telling it to do so; more to tell later, nope, not ugly nor christian, you call it "free-speech" I call it privacy and choice. Really, you do not need to answer, I'm just suggesting another angle to see through things or thoughts for that matter, or it can be facts as well. everyone can just suit theirselves, really...
if we all evolved from animals... why would we think hitler killing the jews is bad?
i think we can all agree that the universe is fine-tuned to perfection for human life. accident? i think not.
jesus existed. many if not all historians agree with that. he performed many miracles. all of his enemies back then agreed with that, too. so, jesus is the son of god. therefore god exists.
try and go to outer space (without proper equipment) an see if the universe is fine-tuned for human life
we are able to live in our planet, and that is because we've evolved here, the same way every other living thing in this planet.
the "bad" and "good" concepts come from the fact that we need rules to interact between ourserves,and that concepts evolve,so that we could survive (every other animal in the planet has instincts on how to deal with the other elements of his own species)
@joaonor theres really no point in saying this cuz ur blind but here goes anyway........God made the Earth to work best for humans...that is why he put us here
^^ just watch this attention seeking girl who does nothing but mock peoples views, probably has a lower education and income than half the christians in my church. prime example of atheist behavoir
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This poor girl is SERIOUSLY deluded. Talk about needing direction. I hope one day she stops blaspheming Jesus and receives him as Lord and Savior. This is a sad case.
Amen to that. This is a prime example of what happens when the Bible falls by the wayside and we start follow our own imaginations. No absolute truth, ANYTHING goes.
You COULD start your own cult Jess.......Guys, and some girls, have been worshiping you on You Tube for quite some time now..........ALL HAIL JESS!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
You are entitled to your own opinion, and you certainly have the right to express it. However, your arguments are hollow and without substance. You say that the Church of Jesus is "stupid" and "wrong", but you have not provided any evidence to support your opinion. I am intrigued as to why you feel the way you do and would like to hear your experience with the Church that has provoked these videos. Please reply with a video.
You say that the Church of Jesus is "stupid" and "wrong", but you have not provided any evidence to support your opinion. <- BECAUSE CLICKING ON HER USERNAME TO GO TO A PROFILE FULL OF VIDEOS WHY CHURCH OF JESUS IS WRONG AND STUPID IS HARDDDDD
nope i was making fun of you; btw just because you have a right to freedom of speech doesn't make you smart. it makes you (and most people) have diahrrea of the mouth and masturbation of the mind.
revresbo101-- How smart are you? I have a simple question, that a smart person like you could answer. Why would you waste your precious time watching her? :)
actually i do have a smart answer. i'm wasting my time watching her - pointing out retards trying to be smart on youtube - which would be you ofcourse. your retort?
i'm a man who believes that science and faith can co-exist.
Science is very important to me, even though i'm not a scientist; i'm open to hear out anyone willing to explain complex scientifical theories to me. so yeah, i'm not just some other ignorant believer out there.
revresbo101-- Forgive me please, I thought of you through your comments below. ( And I really think you should read them, and ask yourself, "would a mature god/jesus loving person say these things?") I understand your decsion to have co-existing facts of god and science. I believe there is "A" god (not christian/jew/budda/mohammed etc.) and I believe in evolution. Your a leader in your thinking, be sure to lead by example. :)
jhendrix722 - She does not need to support her opinion. So, whilst you believe in space daddy without any reason at all to do so. And live your life on the teachings of desert dogma then this girl has every right to laugh at your nonsense for what it is and make a parody of it. You are intrigued, my ass. This is a common argument with christians, that everyone essentially is a christian, they just had a bad experience. btw, why does she have to make a vid reply to you? You want to feel special?
She does need to support her opinion! In every way why do Christians need to support their opinion if one can't give us their reasoning?? Does she know that God doesn't exist? But more importantly do you know if God doesn't exist?? Don't accuse Christian's of their beliefs. No one in this world knows if God is true except his believers. So you know what mattyabasley why don't you go find out for yourself? But the only to find out is when you die and I don't know if your willing to take that risk
meetyourmama92 - You didn't establish that your versions of a god exists yet, let alone the rest of the wack job tale. Sorry, but great extra ordinary claims need extra ordinary evidence and you don't have any. So therefore this hypothetical "risk" you talk about, might as well not exist. Shhh, it's time to grow up now and stop telling stories.
The message was for jhendrix722. He stated (below 6 entries) he could hear the clicks before the printing, then laughed as if he thought there was something she was trying to pull off.
Thank you, that was inspirational!!! I wonder how God will speak to me? I'll keep looking... I've always wanted a cult following. hmmm...Kinda like the Beatles would be nice.
Nobody hates God, please... You can only hate that which exists and this is obviously not the case. We hate people that follow and base their lives on: nothing.
Jessica, the same holy "God fearing" Christian people who've come to this thread and judged you and damned you to Hell, are the same people who are so pro-life that they murder physicians and blow up buildings in the name of protecting the "unborn", while at the same time siding with the same politicians who want to get rid of WIC, Food-stamp benefits, free lunch programs in school, and pretty much anything that help a child ALREADY BORN live an even half decent existence. Just an FYI.
bigtexansfan 1 month ago
Jessica I am going to love you. And I will pray that you find God's light in the darkness of this rotting world. He is the only thing that is going to make a better place. I am not going to curse you and tell you to go to hell because if I did that then I wouldn't be helping you. No, I'm going to love you even though you are an insult to God.
21xRavenx12 1 month ago
Praying that you find out how much God loves you. He still stands waiting for u. :)
wambuik 3 months ago
please let the blood of jesus pay your way. you mock in ignorance
1969calvert 4 months ago in playlist More videos from AngryLittleGirI
clever!
mmissinglink 5 months ago
That was a waste of time watching a waste of talent waste paper.
rabidfox1 5 months ago
Just curious. Why spend soo much time blaspheming God? If you really don't believe in God and he is imaginary, doesn't that make you a bit pathetic wasting soo much time on a subject without any meaning? I mean it really is comical. Who messed you up on God? Why hate him? You wouldn't be involved with new age, occult, wicca or anything like that would you?
NOISLAMINUSA 7 months ago
BURN IN HELL FOREVER OR BELIEVE IN JESUS
fuckmania07 8 months ago
Your printer is pretty slow
brokendisease 9 months ago
Four years later and STILL super funny. Especially the end. "Not to be confused with the Church of Jesus which is wrong and stupid." AHAHAHAHA. Perfection.
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johnpsorgi 11 months ago
Haha! Nice one Jessica! However, I'd be happy to join Jess over a Starbucks Peppermint Mocha, but I won't join the Church of Anything! Just curious, so what were you doing when you got the gestalt to do that little spoof?
TheodoraTheMovie 1 year ago
Heh.
00bc00 1 year ago
A communcation from god through a printer........ just as plausible as words from a burning bush!! LOL
12monkeys55555 1 year ago
You've wasted a few sheets of paper. But the concept was nice. :-)
HellYeahhhhhh 1 year ago
Yeah sure, I'll worship you.
TheHeather1985 1 year ago
in ur birthday maybe u should wish for a fire extinguisher maybe ur wish will come true and maybe it will help when ur burning in hell! U ARE POSTING ALL THIS BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE THAT HE IS THE SAVIOUR BUT U DONT WANT TO BELIVE.I THINK U HAVE GONE MENTAL BY MAKING VIDEOS ABOUT GOD AND THE FACT THAT HE ISNT TRUE BECAUSE U CANT PROVE THAT HE ISNT TRUE.
purplepassioncat 1 year ago
@purplepassioncat You can't prove that he is true. No one can.
dancingdork007 1 year ago
1.) Self-collapsing wave-functions are minds. (Penrose's Orch-OR thesis)
2.) The wave-function of the universe is self-collapsing. (true by definition)
What would that mean about the wave-function of the universe?
watch?v=Kj8UdHuP5l8
JohananRaatz 1 year ago
Sounds like the Government is playing with you and calling themselves God. Big give away was the creation of aids.
And, Yes, Jes, you are Jesus, in a sense...Go focus on Father and Forgive yourself. You will feel better. ;)
movers4houston 1 year ago
Haha this video is funny. I like how slow printers were way back in the past.
caseybv74 1 year ago
it's well known how all the characters of hebrew are preserve thro the translation 2 english via greek and latin yess
teague67 1 year ago
Look how much fucking paper your wasting. And this video is really offensive
spiderwebsxX1 1 year ago
@spiderwebsxX1 Look how much fucking oxygen you are wasting just by being alive...jeeeeez!!! How offensive.
arcadianwave 1 year ago
@arcadianwave fuck you man
spiderwebsxX1 1 year ago
If youre going to start a cult and be the female version of Jesus, can I join and be the male version of the former prostitute Mary Magdelene. I wanna wash your feet with my silky long man hair and kiss and suck your toes.
angellicvoices 1 year ago
I would be your very loyal servant in your church. I'd lick the bottoms of your feet and kiss your ass, both literally and figuratively.
VitalSigns1 1 year ago
YOu should make more videos. You haven't made any in over a year!! Come on! I saw you on FOX NEWs on the Blasphemy challenge website. They presented your video clip on Fox news.
jjason55740 1 year ago
Loved it ...subscribed and thumbs up if you didn't disable it
MrsRandomRedhead 1 year ago
okay she is wasting paper and making fun of religion. even though most of it is bull crap, but seriously, anyway, tell this little girl that she seriously needs to respect others beliefs no matter how stupid they are.
dog1220xyz 1 year ago
i hate twitter
TracyAndersonFoxhunt 1 year ago
this video is AWESOME!
aguteempasil 1 year ago
Gawd. I LOVE the fact that almost 69,000 people have seen this. God Bless the fucking internetz!!!!
RobotzAreAwesome 1 year ago
Hysterical!!! I can't be a member of your cult, though. I kinda like ninjas.
eyesofblue217 1 year ago
This is sad. It's like watching the proverbial trainwreck in slo-mo.
offworldcolonist 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA "No, that was Jesus being stupid."
joshter2002 1 year ago
LOL ROFL, you are amazing, making cheap-shot videos to catch attention, bravo!! Religion is such an easy thing to pick on. What next? "Jessica saves the world by recycling cripples and old people". You spent soooo much time editing for this, ROFL! Your videos are the equivalent to kicking a kindergärtner in the balls and saying you did it cause he had said some harsh words against you....LOOOL. If this is an act, it aint working for you, but against you.
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AngryLittleGirl is a judgmental, preachy fascist! She is NOT about intellectual freedom at all...she is just Anti-Christian. She thinks that if you practice spirituality, you are less of a person than she is and an idiot...how wrong she is to spread this poison to others, particularly when atheists comprise LESS THAN 1% of the American population!
metalslut1 1 year ago
This whore is an Hoax "LonelyGirl" style...Dumb bitch, go to Hollywood, open your legs for a producer and you will be a start in a matter of days.
GodHatesPortugal 1 year ago
haha.. wow couldnt you make fun of christians in a less harsh way. u could have saved so many people with all that paper and ink u just wasted. POOR children who dont have even food out there. I'll pray for u hunny
babygirl5614 1 year ago
What kind of videuuuhhh is this? Jesus died in the cross because he wanted us to be free from sin. Being a Christian and following God is the true life. Jesus wasn't stupid on the cross. He died for us because he loves us. To go to heaven you need to be a Christian or Christ-like. God bles everybody.
1loby 1 year ago
You are too funny!
jjgood678 1 year ago
Hahahhaahaha....
Thefamemonsterish 1 year ago
"You created AIDS? That's not very nice..."
ZnaylPyro 1 year ago
Jesus dying on the cross is not stupid.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 Yes it is.
ZnaylPyro 1 year ago
@ZnaylPyro no its not.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 It is pretty non-sensicle. People do things that god doesn't like (sin), not necessarily bad things, just anything this god doesn't like, so he decides they owe him for it. But he can't think of any reasonable way to pay off that debt that he forced on them in the first place, so what does he come up with? He decides that incanating himself and being killed in human form is sufficient to 'pay' this debt. So he's paying himself, for a debt that he created himself. Non exactly sane.
humanistheart 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 Jesus dying on the cross is not stupid indeed, it is rather amusing. I am a strong believer that he died for our entertainment, but you probably don't... so that is why you will burn in hell for eternity, just like all other heathens who think he actually died for our sins.
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai Im not going to hell and Jesus didn't die on the cross for our entertainement.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 Yes he did die on the cross for our entertainment, it's written in my holy book right here, and it also says that people who think otherwise are heathens and will burn for eternity. It's what I firmly believe, and you can't prove me wrong. So have fun burning, heathen! God favors all the people who think just like me, and blesses us with His eternal love.
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai Then your holy book is all bullshit. Jesus didn't die on the cross for entertainment. He died on the cross for our sins. God is a spirit and Jesus is a person. Im know I am going to heaven. Unlike you, you going to hell.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 Calling my Holy Book bullshit? That's blasphemy man, you should ask God for forgiveness. I am pretty sure that your holy book is full of bullshit. It is a fact that Jesus died for our entertainment. Also, God spoke to me and said that if I always stay faithful to that book, and defend it at all times, I will go to heaven. He told it to me personally, and you are not the one to judge, neither to deny this fact. Stupid Satan-worshipper, trying to take away my faith in God.
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai Your holy book is load of shit. You not going to heaven. Jesus did not die on the cross for entertainment. Im bet $150 that you wrote your holy book.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 Jesus was just a pawn of God, and no I didn't write the book myself. And why do you think my book is wrong? To me it is a fact, because God told it to me personally... there's no way for you to disprove that. Maybe your book has a different print, maybe the devil is behind it causing you to commit blasphemy. I don't know the reason, only God knows. Theres still a chance to change your ways man! Personally I am upset, but I am sure God wants to help you. Just have faith and submit!
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai You idiot, you are a satanist, of course you reading a different book, dumbass.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 Yeah it's obvious I am reading a different book, the right one! Unlike you stupid heathen. Or are you able to convince me why your book is correct???
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai Satan will not save you from hell. Its pretty obvious that you are going to hell. Only Jesus/God can save you from hell. Your book is full with lies and bullshit.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 Yeah yeah I got your point, but why do you still refuse to prove why my book is incorrect? Maybe your book is full of lies... according to you it isn't... but how can you be so sure? I am pretty sure mine is correct, God told me so.
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai Your God is Satan. Satan is lying in your face. Its pretty obvious Satan is lying in your face. I know my book is correct but whatever, you can believe whatever you want. You are going straight to hell. Satan will not get you into heaven. Satan was once in heaven until God kicked him out of heaven.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 I am 100% sure Satan is lying to your face. Satan is just another pawn of God to test your faith, but you are obviously failing.
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai Dude, I don't believe in Satan. I am a christian. I 100% sure that God will destory Satan. I don't listern to Satan. Satan is not a God.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 God is omnipotent, wouldn't he have killed Satan already? He could, but he won't! Why? Because he needs someone to act evil, so he can test your faith. What your book says is pretty much bullshit. You don't even know the definition of 'Christian', or how to behave like a good Christian that will be favored by God. Do you think you will go to heaven by saying self-benefiting prayers and go to church weekly? So many Christians act differently, but yet all believe they go to heaven
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai My book is not bullshit. I know what and what it take to be a good christian. Have you ever heard of google?
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
@ebayrocks5051 I was trying to make a point but it got a bit lengthy. Religion is a state of mind. Every person gives a different meaning to it, but yet everyone thinks he knows best. I think religion is used by some people as a tool for emotional well-being. But personally I do not believe in deities at all. The funny thing is that all of the people who do believe, can never explain why they believe so they use the word 'faith'. They all have one thing in common: they were taught to believe it
OhReallyNoWai 1 year ago
@OhReallyNoWai Just google what you don't know and stop asking me stuff.
ebayrocks5051 1 year ago
do you have cookies? I'll join your religion for cookies... Heck, I'll sell you my soul for $20
adikid89 1 year ago
What a waste of paper. This girl needs to get out more.
z5ddrum 1 year ago
@z5ddrum Don't we all? lol
humanistheart 1 year ago
ok i accept that your atheist and thats your choice....but theres no point in saying we're ugly with no self confidence..........i mean if you really say that then u should go to hell
ZombieHunters3 1 year ago
LMAO! this girl should be a comedian, seriously, really funny. love the part about AIDS for the ninjas and them creeping god out. you other guys who are all insulted need to lighten up, its just a JOKE! you dont think god has a sense of humor about himself?
distortia47 1 year ago
One possible reason why I would join your cult is that you represent beauty and truth, which to the ancient Greeks was synonymous.
Another valid reason is that unlike the horrid priests I had to listen to when I was very young, you are quite a pleasure to hear, and I could listen to you for hours.
stexpeditus 1 year ago
Christ is the truth,the way,and the life.Keep doing what youre doing and lets see where youll end up retard.
curlybro7 2 years ago
Hi curlybro7,
you are one nice christian calling people retard and stuff. I hope you become a ninja and get aids.
sickofgod69 1 year ago 5
Wow man,nice come back.But she's still a retard..Retard! :)
curlybro7 1 year ago
Nope, she's a little hottie who needs a middle aged balding overweight anti-theist like me to make babies with.
sickofgod69 1 year ago
Haha!!!Naw dude girls like her seem like they have problems.YOu could do better bro.
curlybro7 1 year ago
@sickofgod69 lol
dog1220xyz 1 year ago
You'll SEE where she's going to end up? Is this a hint that you receive CCTV from Hell???
grozde 1 year ago
@grozde I'm not saying anything...You'll see ;) later man...
curlybro7 1 year ago
@curlybro7
;-) Try this line next time when you're picking up women, not on me, please!
grozde 1 year ago
@grozde Sorry bro,I already have my lady,you go look for yours man.
curlybro7 1 year ago
Stupid girl listens to an HP All-in one.
She's soooooo smart! All hail Jess.
marvy1118 2 years ago
I'd totally join your cult. Looool!
Dr3amstate 2 years ago
Interesting, you make a great point here or understanding may I say, how so? well, printers cannot print without computers telling it to do so; more to tell later, nope, not ugly nor christian, you call it "free-speech" I call it privacy and choice. Really, you do not need to answer, I'm just suggesting another angle to see through things or thoughts for that matter, or it can be facts as well. everyone can just suit theirselves, really...
Halemt991 2 years ago
Awsome!!! :-D 5 stars...
mezotar 2 years ago
2000 trees were killed off in production. oh well still funny lol wish I could 5 star it though :/
LucianUramu 2 years ago
go and start a cult. haha. awesome.
jookydood 2 years ago
LOL, I love it.
videohaure 2 years ago
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you baby girl if you do not have nothing to do you know go fuck your self
TheOsito77 2 years ago
It's so sad and immature how you mock Jesus, cause he loves you very much! God bless you!
luvsuxo 2 years ago
You made a huge mistake "jessica"
instead of the printer saying God, why doesn't it say Satan? Why? because he has taken over you, and you don't even realize it. Grow the Fuck up.
afemaleisagirl 2 years ago
@afemaleisagirl Wow. You're an idiot.
DanDoesThat 2 years ago
xD this video is awesome
einav01 2 years ago
fuck god he did the same shit to me and wasted my printer ink
jarmenkell3000 2 years ago
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Fuck yourself Bitch!
afemaleisagirl 2 years ago
if we all evolved from animals... why would we think hitler killing the jews is bad?
i think we can all agree that the universe is fine-tuned to perfection for human life. accident? i think not.
jesus existed. many if not all historians agree with that. he performed many miracles. all of his enemies back then agreed with that, too. so, jesus is the son of god. therefore god exists.
vkdasniper 2 years ago
vkdasniper
try and go to outer space (without proper equipment) an see if the universe is fine-tuned for human life
we are able to live in our planet, and that is because we've evolved here, the same way every other living thing in this planet.
the "bad" and "good" concepts come from the fact that we need rules to interact between ourserves,and that concepts evolve,so that we could survive (every other animal in the planet has instincts on how to deal with the other elements of his own species)
joaonor 2 years ago 10
so you are saying that we "evolved" to our planet, earth?
vkdasniper 2 years ago
No. we evolved in our planet, together with the planet.
The planet has also evolved.
joaonor 2 years ago
@joaonor theres really no point in saying this cuz ur blind but here goes anyway........God made the Earth to work best for humans...that is why he put us here
ZombieHunters3 1 year ago
@ZombieHunters3
or maybe humans evolved with the planet, and so, our fisical needs are in tune with wat the planet can provide us.
joaonor 1 year ago
@joaonor of maybe they didn't and our needs are what God provides for us
ZombieHunters3 1 year ago
@vkdasniper That's exactly what that person is saying.
DanDoesThat 2 years ago
@vkdasniper
BECAUSE we evolved like animals. But you know nothing about them so you think they just go around killing each-other...
grozde 1 year ago
@vkdasniper
1. You know nothing about other animals; if you did, you would've understood that we evolve exactly like them, killing and morals included.
2. Please name ONE historian who "agrees that Jesus made many miracles".
3. You can find THOUSANDS of people who saw David Copperfield make miracles. So - he's the son of god???
4. "Jesus is the son of god, therefore god exists" is amongst the silliest arguments EVER!!! :-)))
grozde 1 year ago
@grozde umm try Leonardo da Vinci?and David Copperfield....can he heal lepers or rise from the dead?i didn't think so!
ZombieHunters3 1 year ago
@ZombieHunters3
1. Leonardo Da Vinci is a historian???
2. Try Sai Baba. Or Indonesia psychic surgery... And we're talking ACTUUAL LIVING EYEWITNESSES, not third-hand accounts - like in Jesus's case!! ;-)
grozde 1 year ago
you made me smile that was a good vid
fallbread 2 years ago
It is suppose to be funny and I loved it, great work! Religious people are stupid, LOL! LMAO!
SavageDogg38 2 years ago
your an ugly duckling jessica
aubhar 2 years ago
How many people are named jessica
tack534 2 years ago
I'm talking about the girl in this video.
godskidable 2 years ago
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godskidable 2 years ago
idk about you but I am completely insulted by this.
tack534 2 years ago 2
Please explain to me why are you insulted? The person in this video is mocking God, Why not say the truth?
godskidable 2 years ago
Because its rude and immature, to be honest. God does love every single one of all no matter what you think or believe. And i do believe he exist !!!
Kiaras15 2 years ago
That was quite a few pieces of paper you've wasted.
natsala 2 years ago
^^ just watch this attention seeking girl who does nothing but mock peoples views, probably has a lower education and income than half the christians in my church. prime example of atheist behavoir
GoingOn9Lives 2 years ago
NEW MUSIC TRACK: STYX, to much time on my hands.
TonyBalony2468 2 years ago
loves it
*atheist*
katiefershadybaby 2 years ago
i believe the bible was made up so the religious fools can make the world more civalized
aubhar 2 years ago
well you are wasting paper please dont do that again.
GHOSTRIDERAIB 2 years ago
I love you Jessica!
ThePerdurabo 2 years ago
Perhaps we should all ask HEWLETT-PACKARD ,as to why thier machine malfunctioned?
TonyBalony2468 2 years ago
Maybe if she rubs the machine like a geenie botle,then maybe her wish will come true.rub it !,rub it !.
TonyBalony2468 2 years ago
Hmm you just wasted a lot of paper for that...time to buy an new ink now..and wow ! you are really angry...not funny though..
garsmignon 2 years ago
What an astounding waste of paper.
SchizoManatee 2 years ago
shes a fcken alien fcken hoe
kuttie90304 2 years ago
FSM is the one true religion your god wastes paper, the FSM doesnt.
godisuncouth 2 years ago
You have a slow printer lol.. and @ the church fanboys... 99.99% of churches are cults.
miv333 2 years ago
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This poor girl is SERIOUSLY deluded. Talk about needing direction. I hope one day she stops blaspheming Jesus and receives him as Lord and Savior. This is a sad case.
gscifi 2 years ago
Amen to that. This is a prime example of what happens when the Bible falls by the wayside and we start follow our own imaginations. No absolute truth, ANYTHING goes.
snowleopard205 2 years ago
You are not a real cult; you did not tell us where to send our money.
randeroid 2 years ago 2
You COULD start your own cult Jess.......Guys, and some girls, have been worshiping you on You Tube for quite some time now..........ALL HAIL JESS!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D
snailplow 2 years ago
Wonderful Jess,
YouTube should pay you lots of money to post your videos.
Please do more videos.
From, Dave in Sydney Australia
Jaguar67EtypeXKE 2 years ago
I think you are so funny.
Arkanix 2 years ago
does ink come free for you?
and ok im gonna say this, i believe we can all choose to be what we wnna be and believe in what we wanna believe in.
i just find it extremly immature and wrong to do something like this! how od are you?
raypeacejerm 2 years ago 2
I have the same printer.....lol
MasterTaco666 2 years ago
Theme Song of Jessica Here===="Sunday Morning" by Bolshoi==tbc==....
edgarocs 2 years ago
Hilarious!!!
derekfl27 2 years ago 2
u wasted paper and time making this worthless video...God have mercy on your miserable soul
mrsansty 2 years ago
mrsansty--- This video is a CLASSIC!! lol :)
12monkeys5 2 years ago
ya..lol :)
mrsansty 2 years ago
My printer says Jess is a fuckwit so i guess i will have to believe it.
adderxxx 2 years ago
My printer says "Adrian, you are the god above all gods!! signed "GOD" ps: I need a new ink cartridge." :)
12monkeys5 2 years ago
All I can say is, Hewelett Packard is better at translating gods word better than moses!!! :)
12monkeys5 2 years ago
This is for Jess,
You are entitled to your own opinion, and you certainly have the right to express it. However, your arguments are hollow and without substance. You say that the Church of Jesus is "stupid" and "wrong", but you have not provided any evidence to support your opinion. I am intrigued as to why you feel the way you do and would like to hear your experience with the Church that has provoked these videos. Please reply with a video.
jhendrix722 2 years ago
You say that the Church of Jesus is "stupid" and "wrong", but you have not provided any evidence to support your opinion. <- BECAUSE CLICKING ON HER USERNAME TO GO TO A PROFILE FULL OF VIDEOS WHY CHURCH OF JESUS IS WRONG AND STUPID IS HARDDDDD
sorry capslock
ikt123 2 years ago
ikt123-- God is stupid. He created Adam with a low I.Q.!!! :)
12monkeys5 2 years ago
and you're a stupid cunt; so why should we care about your stupidity?
revresbo101 2 years ago
revresbo101-- By what standard are you judging her by? Freedom of expression? or mocking god? :)
12monkeys5 2 years ago
nope i was making fun of you; btw just because you have a right to freedom of speech doesn't make you smart. it makes you (and most people) have diahrrea of the mouth and masturbation of the mind.
revresbo101 2 years ago
revresbo101-- How smart are you? I have a simple question, that a smart person like you could answer. Why would you waste your precious time watching her? :)
12monkeys5 2 years ago
actually i do have a smart answer. i'm wasting my time watching her - pointing out retards trying to be smart on youtube - which would be you ofcourse. your retort?
revresbo101 2 years ago
revresbo101-- I like to point out retards too. Are you a christian? :)
12monkeys5 2 years ago
i'm a man who believes that science and faith can co-exist.
Science is very important to me, even though i'm not a scientist; i'm open to hear out anyone willing to explain complex scientifical theories to me. so yeah, i'm not just some other ignorant believer out there.
revresbo101 2 years ago
revresbo101-- Forgive me please, I thought of you through your comments below. ( And I really think you should read them, and ask yourself, "would a mature god/jesus loving person say these things?") I understand your decsion to have co-existing facts of god and science. I believe there is "A" god (not christian/jew/budda/mohammed etc.) and I believe in evolution. Your a leader in your thinking, be sure to lead by example. :)
12monkeys5 2 years ago
jhendrix722 - She does not need to support her opinion. So, whilst you believe in space daddy without any reason at all to do so. And live your life on the teachings of desert dogma then this girl has every right to laugh at your nonsense for what it is and make a parody of it. You are intrigued, my ass. This is a common argument with christians, that everyone essentially is a christian, they just had a bad experience. btw, why does she have to make a vid reply to you? You want to feel special?
mattyabsley 2 years ago 2
She does need to support her opinion! In every way why do Christians need to support their opinion if one can't give us their reasoning?? Does she know that God doesn't exist? But more importantly do you know if God doesn't exist?? Don't accuse Christian's of their beliefs. No one in this world knows if God is true except his believers. So you know what mattyabasley why don't you go find out for yourself? But the only to find out is when you die and I don't know if your willing to take that risk
meetyourmama92 2 years ago
meetyourmama92 - You didn't establish that your versions of a god exists yet, let alone the rest of the wack job tale. Sorry, but great extra ordinary claims need extra ordinary evidence and you don't have any. So therefore this hypothetical "risk" you talk about, might as well not exist. Shhh, it's time to grow up now and stop telling stories.
mattyabsley 2 years ago
The burden of proof lies in the radical/anomalous claim.
ChozoBoy 2 years ago
LA TINTA PELOTUDA, LA TINTA!!!, que te crees que es gratis!
Nicksynm 2 years ago 2
you can hear the clicks of the mouse in the background right before the pages print....haha that's funny
jhendrix722 2 years ago
So before you heard the clicks, you believed god was actually communicating through the printer?
12monkeys5 2 years ago
The message was for jhendrix722. He stated (below 6 entries) he could hear the clicks before the printing, then laughed as if he thought there was something she was trying to pull off.
12monkeys5 2 years ago
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jhendrix722 2 years ago
Just because I don't believe in YOUR god, does not make me an atheist
jcp1754 2 years ago
@jcp1754
Believing in any God makes you a theist, not an Atheist. Atheists believe there is NO god/gods.
darthnegate 2 years ago
actually OUR AMERICAN GOVERNMENT made aids!!!!!!!!!!!!
dmic06 2 years ago
Thank you, that was inspirational!!! I wonder how God will speak to me? I'll keep looking... I've always wanted a cult following. hmmm...Kinda like the Beatles would be nice.
Alphaself 2 years ago
i love it!!!
rudy66s6 2 years ago
Hm, there seems to be a new movement emerging amongst the Atheistic crowd. I believe an accurate synopsis of their mentality can be stated as:
a) There is no God
b) I hate Him
Fascinating, isn't it?
JesusMostHigh 2 years ago
Nobody hates God, please... You can only hate that which exists and this is obviously not the case. We hate people that follow and base their lives on: nothing.
Minevad 2 years ago
God does not exist? Really? You have concluded the great debate with a brilliant unsubstantiated assertion!
Wow, you must hate a lot of people! You seem to be such a hateful, intolerant individual. Pity.
Moreover, my faith is rooted in evidence and fact.
JesusMostHigh 2 years ago
you are obsessed with preaching and hating on atheists, please get a life
Maxopo 2 years ago
I am not preaching. You are obsessed with watching videos that hate on God. Please get a life ;)
JesusMostHigh 2 years ago
you cannot hate something that isnt real,
and hate is a strong word, only christians really seem to hate things
Maxopo 2 years ago