Sorry, I put a - instead of a + for your comment. My bad, I meant to do a positive in response. "JazzyGrrrl" has no clue, you were right on the money. Hopefully someone will come along and fix what I broke. I tried to undo it and I can't. Again, I am sorry.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not truly critiquing your work, that would be pretentious, But do you know in what "context" your metaphors are in? How palatable is shit in a can? or a latex enema regurgitated Pollock? I mean all this has been done.
i'm not the artist. i am the brother of albert reyes. he doesnt only make spit art. it just happens to be marketable on television. it was a short clip from a much longer video. he has a show in ampersand gallery in sf right now. i'm all for conceptual art. i dont stand on art, i swim.
there has all ways existed people with real imagination. More so than the masses. As with all other traits, or god given talents.
The artist mind must first have imagined, before the science mind can make. You've heard this before. So every kid portage that plays a piano does not become a Mozart.
As does not every artist advance the universe with there concepts.
thank you jazzy, once I pissed one of those faces that looks like an old man with a bread from one direction, and a kid with a hat from the other. I charged money to get a picture with it. Thats how I bye me art supplies. Fruit juices, water, and a tough of beer for color. Word to some mothers out
I think there is a vast cleavage between " getting it" and thinking you " get it". Like the proverbial blonde saying she's interesting, as compared to being interesting. I think "getting it" is more akin to being born with "it".
That is if you're ever going to be in the vanguard of what is next. Otherwise your just "doing" art. ( and variables)
not to be misinterpreted, take jeff koons for instance. he doesnt even create his 'artwork'. he has a staff. the ideas of art and artist are constantly being challenged. if you cant call water being spilled out a mouth into a picture, performance art. what do you call it?
" getting it" only has to do with what I think an artist is. Not what you guys are doing. I'm not knocking your performance. But in the scheme of where art is going, you have to know that this is not necessarily original. If one acknowledges there influences, rather than copy there influences. Well then there is a big difference.
Hmmm... I challenge you to find me one example of truly original art in the last 50 years (or more). All art is built upon the influence of what came before it. Just because he doesn't explicitly cite his influences doesn't mean he isn't aware of them. Frankly, I don't expect artists to always cite their influences. That's why we work visually instead of becoming writers. I'm not defending the spit art - I actually find it quite stupid & boring, but I will defend his right to call it 'Art'.
actually being an artist is when society accepts you as an artist. painting can be viewed as just as spit. if you are in a museum does that make you an artist? ever hear of r. mutt and the ready made?
Society's acceptance has nothing to do with your status as an 'artist' or not. Society's acceptance can (but doesn't necessarilly) lead to success, financial or otherwise, but the generally accepted criteria for recognition as a professional artist is recognition from your peers (i.e. other artists) as such. Some of the world's greatest artists were never accepted by society as anything but madmen.
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x
I told you I'd comment on this video if you commented on mine and I meant it. This looks like sequel, and it's fucking awesome man. This must've taken you over a year of practice.
almost looks like he is lick-praying. How those muslims kiss the ground when praying, well try liking the ground when praying. A new approach to god as kissing is love, licking is sexual lol
Dude, yr brother is so talented, I esp. love his "sign off", cool that he went on JimmyKimmel :D Hey, didn't know you were friends with mama ana. did the guards frisk you for the snacks you stole? lol
I sit as i sat last spitart video (sit sat sit sat).. stunned. I find it very fascinating. I have two questions. How come the water doesnt dry out with the ground? (Dont know if it might be so that the swedish ground likes to drink.. donno) And.. Who was the lady with the glass sitting to the left? Love your vids!
why you dont do it direct from the bottle, less amazing?
suzykafila 2 years ago
@suzykafila better control
pimplywimp 2 years ago
@pimplywimp MOther fucking colourwes :)
6Bene 1 year ago
@pimplywimp
Iam so sorry i just woke up and iam little drunk..
once more.... pardon
6Bene 1 year ago
I have a very bad cold, I can paint green landscapes now!! tank you for the inspiration!!
gustavitousa 2 years ago
This got somehow fuckin' style xD
FreakiiEmoHumor 2 years ago
Lol,these dudes are funny.
SurviveJuturna6 3 years ago
sumsung is korean actually...ahhhh samsung...
Supergirl27 3 years ago
that is so awesome. congrats on getting on TV, albert!! both of you guys are extremely gifted. that's all i gotta say.
snarfeck 3 years ago
shut up about original art.
bemjamin 3 years ago
Sorry, I put a - instead of a + for your comment. My bad, I meant to do a positive in response. "JazzyGrrrl" has no clue, you were right on the money. Hopefully someone will come along and fix what I broke. I tried to undo it and I can't. Again, I am sorry.
Melody
melsmails 3 years ago
oh and how long does it take you brother to do spit art?
DebbieDee718 3 years ago
are you guys Spanish?
DebbieDee718 3 years ago
any way I could get a shirt too??
nikidizzi 3 years ago
I like your video, you and your brother are funny. are you guys from Texas?
romney27 4 years ago
thanks, no california
pimplywimp 4 years ago
Don't get me wrong, I'm not truly critiquing your work, that would be pretentious, But do you know in what "context" your metaphors are in? How palatable is shit in a can? or a latex enema regurgitated Pollock? I mean all this has been done.
where do you stand?
romney27 4 years ago
i'm not the artist. i am the brother of albert reyes. he doesnt only make spit art. it just happens to be marketable on television. it was a short clip from a much longer video. he has a show in ampersand gallery in sf right now. i'm all for conceptual art. i dont stand on art, i swim.
pimplywimp 4 years ago
where is that gallery at 'cause I live in sf!!!
nikidizzi 3 years ago
@romney27 The pretentiousness is oozing from the screen.
Compooky121 11 months ago
there has all ways existed people with real imagination. More so than the masses. As with all other traits, or god given talents.
The artist mind must first have imagined, before the science mind can make. You've heard this before. So every kid portage that plays a piano does not become a Mozart.
As does not every artist advance the universe with there concepts.
romney27 4 years ago
any one can spit water, thats not art. Now if he was using real paint. well then...
I mean if I piss a pretty picture, does that make me a piss artist?
romney27 4 years ago
Yes. Yes it does. I'd like to see your piss art.
JazzyGrrrl 4 years ago
thank you jazzy, once I pissed one of those faces that looks like an old man with a bread from one direction, and a kid with a hat from the other. I charged money to get a picture with it. Thats how I bye me art supplies. Fruit juices, water, and a tough of beer for color. Word to some mothers out
romney27 4 years ago
i would challenge that people who have art shows and paint and sell artwork are not artists. what do you say to that?
pimplywimp 4 years ago
I think there is a vast cleavage between " getting it" and thinking you " get it". Like the proverbial blonde saying she's interesting, as compared to being interesting. I think "getting it" is more akin to being born with "it".
That is if you're ever going to be in the vanguard of what is next. Otherwise your just "doing" art. ( and variables)
romney27 4 years ago
neither get it or getting it. not the purpose here.
pimplywimp 4 years ago
not to be misinterpreted, take jeff koons for instance. he doesnt even create his 'artwork'. he has a staff. the ideas of art and artist are constantly being challenged. if you cant call water being spilled out a mouth into a picture, performance art. what do you call it?
pimplywimp 4 years ago
" getting it" only has to do with what I think an artist is. Not what you guys are doing. I'm not knocking your performance. But in the scheme of where art is going, you have to know that this is not necessarily original. If one acknowledges there influences, rather than copy there influences. Well then there is a big difference.
romney27 4 years ago
Hmmm... I challenge you to find me one example of truly original art in the last 50 years (or more). All art is built upon the influence of what came before it. Just because he doesn't explicitly cite his influences doesn't mean he isn't aware of them. Frankly, I don't expect artists to always cite their influences. That's why we work visually instead of becoming writers. I'm not defending the spit art - I actually find it quite stupid & boring, but I will defend his right to call it 'Art'.
JazzyGrrrl 3 years ago
actually being an artist is when society accepts you as an artist. painting can be viewed as just as spit. if you are in a museum does that make you an artist? ever hear of r. mutt and the ready made?
pimplywimp 4 years ago
Society's acceptance has nothing to do with your status as an 'artist' or not. Society's acceptance can (but doesn't necessarilly) lead to success, financial or otherwise, but the generally accepted criteria for recognition as a professional artist is recognition from your peers (i.e. other artists) as such. Some of the world's greatest artists were never accepted by society as anything but madmen.
JazzyGrrrl 3 years ago
that girl said "Jimmy Kimble"
rocafella885 4 years ago
it was great, but the commentary got annoying : (
alwaysweston 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
hmmm... not very interesting... much better the hot chicks from <b>LikeHerAss.com_<b>
qisgiuyjgavhj 4 years ago
im upset i was not informed when this originally aired. however. you guys still tight and shit. dont loosen up. peace.
onebadactor 4 years ago
Heehee How does one discover that they have a "talent" for art spitting? so funny.
CoconutHead79 4 years ago
im not forcing any of you to watch my videos
kevsterma 4 years ago
acutally samsung is korean
kpgurl56 4 years ago
lol that was nice
seeker255 4 years ago
is this guy who was featured a while back?
Naw0r 4 years ago
yes.
pimplywimp 4 years ago
spit is cool. I had my tonsils and uvula removed on Friday. Wanna see? I made a video for all to see.
DrZarkloff 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x
abbierosie 4 years ago
I like your brother pointing out the obvious,
'A socket on the kimmel show,omg!'
Eshneh 4 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x
toffee247 4 years ago
so hot lol
<3
revolt4love 4 years ago
That was great guys. Congrats.
Xelanderthomas 4 years ago
Samsung is Korean :the collection of letters sung at the end of the word is not used in the Japanese language. Sorry had to point that out.
Opideousneo 4 years ago
You are a true artist. I really hope you become famous for that.
zarsa111 4 years ago
this is great your in hollywood nice going
jaybirdeyes 4 years ago
samsung a Korean company. get it right.
maxizillion 4 years ago
realize it's all wrong? volumen is spanish.
pimplywimp 4 years ago
thug fa life. fa sho.
TidePulls 4 years ago
You should try painting with koolaid on a huge canvas
CaliGirl619 4 years ago
yeah that would be cool.
jellybeansies 4 years ago
great editing
Alphacat 4 years ago
awesome
weezie63 4 years ago
so funny its that Reyes wit!
s1r2t 4 years ago
or that norman power :)
pimplywimp 4 years ago
congrats and the spit drawing was well uh spat :) i think you improved your techniques
(was looking for the song jacob's ladder by chumbawamba just before watching your vid)
chumbawombart
mcasual 4 years ago
Lo this is funny. I like how you obsess over everything in the room.
Jamoge 4 years ago
dude, SAMSUNG is Korean company... Hyunday is so too. Acura is actually Honda, and Honda is Japanese. Yeah, the far east companies are complicated.
kurukurusu4 4 years ago
hahaha. and volumen is spanish.
pimplywimp 4 years ago
Congrats. :)
ttysonn 4 years ago
I am uber jealous hahaha :] Please have a booth at comicon in San Diaago! I'll sooo give you cash money just to sign my epidermis
versatilecore 4 years ago
that rocked!!!!
HaterzNuker 4 years ago
Awesome!
D4Shawn 4 years ago
Congrats on your brush with fame!
antiklaus 4 years ago
not a brush, a mouthful ;)
pimplywimp 4 years ago
ooooh - bad pun, but wickedly smart!
antiklaus 4 years ago
Congrats on the appearance! You guys DID the Kimmel Show as true artists should.
snouter 4 years ago
hahahaha, id buy those rocks lol
09m 4 years ago
Holy COW!!! How long does he train for!? LOL,pimplywimp guy, you look so excited.Your eyes were bulging out.LOL!
SinHiro 4 years ago
he has been doing it for years, plus it's just like when he's making other kinds of art.
pimplywimp 4 years ago
Haha, thats awesome man, let me know how much you get for those rocks.
westasics 4 years ago
I told you I'd comment on this video if you commented on mine and I meant it. This looks like sequel, and it's fucking awesome man. This must've taken you over a year of practice.
BlazikenMaster 4 years ago
pimplywimp you are hot! and also funny! really like that! ;-)
noemigirl86 4 years ago
thanks! you are right 98.5 degrees!!
pimplywimp 4 years ago
YOU ARE JUST FUNNY---LLOL
ASECONDCHANCEAROUND 4 years ago
haha.. you guys are such dorks. it's cute though. Good video. I'm happy I now know the origin of volumen.
Mbaph1 4 years ago
nice work 5/5
rottenlemons 4 years ago
funny
dronus 4 years ago
lol "Whos that? The President? Oh..You suck"
dhfrback 4 years ago
down with fascism!
pimplywimp 4 years ago
rocks on ebay, jimmy kimmel outlets, jimmy kimmel toilets(urinals), all kinds of water, ryan rap. great video.
plus, the girl that talks about pimplywimp is really nice.
volumen is also volume in SPANISH. maybe the tv is mexican.
good video nonetheless.
jimifloydrix 4 years ago
"the ligh switch at the jimmy kimmel show" HAHA
i fucking love you two.
o my gahh he said 50 dollahs and 74 dollahs.
tbslovestsl 4 years ago
nöjs
baltasar890 4 years ago
almost looks like he is lick-praying. How those muslims kiss the ground when praying, well try liking the ground when praying. A new approach to god as kissing is love, licking is sexual lol
Tuber228756 4 years ago
first lisa nova goes to mad tv. now you guys at the kimmel show? danm. i can't wait to see renetto doing gay porn....
sirnubenegra 4 years ago
you probably won't have to wait long. hahaha
pimplywimp 4 years ago
i know dude... by the way. you fucking great!
sirnubenegra 4 years ago
jimmy kimmel is the man!
cacacarkeys 4 years ago
Yeah! First LisaNova on MADtv and now you guys on Kimmel. YouTubers are blowin up.
Norton and Vato
ActorLA 4 years ago
fuck you and stop posting videos on my profile!
Msblastmax 4 years ago
have a good life too!
pimplywimp 4 years ago
du behinderter sack fick dich oder ich lass dich von dem admin kicken!
Msblastmax 4 years ago
true, maybe?
pimplywimp 4 years ago
stop Speaking In Tongues.
'tis rude.
HaterzNuker 4 years ago
na du bist ja auch so einer!
Msblastmax 4 years ago
i was referrin' to ya 1st comment
HaterzNuker 4 years ago
garage rap lol...nice
supafly1982 4 years ago
It'S amazing!
FeiHappyTogether 4 years ago
wow ! very good
edmondo1350 4 years ago
"This is the bathroom of Kimmel show", wha???
Why a bathroom, want one or just checking the
place out for future intercourse. roflff!!
lol you're vids are cool. Gongrats to
Albert and have a great day!
btw Which side does the humorous mind
come from, Mother's or Father's side?
Tribal665 4 years ago
both sides. our mom is naturally funny with everything and our dad is a jokester.
pimplywimp 4 years ago
Cool Video.
scottklaw 4 years ago
Dude, yr brother is so talented, I esp. love his "sign off", cool that he went on JimmyKimmel :D Hey, didn't know you were friends with mama ana. did the guards frisk you for the snacks you stole? lol
sferb 4 years ago
you know ana? we almost got busted. one of the guys came to tell albert to get ready just as we left katherine's room.
pimplywimp 4 years ago
You guys are so adorable and awesome. :)
pixystyk 4 years ago
cool man
skyzze 4 years ago
I sit as i sat last spitart video (sit sat sit sat).. stunned. I find it very fascinating. I have two questions. How come the water doesnt dry out with the ground? (Dont know if it might be so that the swedish ground likes to drink.. donno) And.. Who was the lady with the glass sitting to the left? Love your vids!
numbdoll 4 years ago
i have a question for you. when are you going to make more videos?
pauldonald 4 years ago
I am not sure. I might do one soon. We'll see. ^_^
numbdoll 4 years ago
it does dry. it just takes a while. yes , swedish ground is just more thirsty :) the other girl is ana. she runs a record label.
pimplywimp 4 years ago