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  • innuendo, much?

  • the first seconds are sooo wrong.... "something really really big is coming!!!!"

  • this was probably the most suggestive children's commercial ever aired lol

  • The first time I saw this I honestly thought the last thing Patrick said was, "I'd hit it." I was not paying that much attention mind you.

  • After years I understand this...

  • Penis jokes general

  • Gosh, this sounds so innapropriate...

  • I couldn't help thinking wrong about that "big" thing... xD

  • Patrick: I got hard staring at him.

  • Lol I took that veery dirty lol

  • Ella page

    That was so funny and oh I have seen the wholen tire show that should be so popular and shou have 5,0000 hits.

  • Boner joke?

  • The announcer sounds very.... excited.

    (this is so hilarious.)

  • Jeesh, that was... wow...

  • I Like The Part When Squidward Fell Down

    It Was So Funny That I Rolled On The Floor Laughing

  • thats is just plain hilarious

  • Johnny Depp is awesome.

  • Ha I saw this on T.V. and when his surf board comes out I was choking on my coffee

  • @MrBrauliometal yes they are :)

  • listen to it with your eyes closed

  • it does sound like 'i got hard staring at him'. oh well. its johnny depp. everyone gets hard staring at him.

  • @xOxLexyBabexOx BOYS get hard. girls get WET ;)

  • @NinjutsuNinjaQueen well you never know do you? its Johnny Depp. Anything could happen :p

  • @xOxLexyBabexOx ....true....very true..... :/

  • doesnt that sound wong "i got hard staring at him" just think about it

  • wht about Davy Jones? hes a guest star!

  • it completely sounds like he said "i got hard starin at him" omfg lol

  • LO MALPENSE HAHAHAHA o___________o XD

  • Surfing...underwater?

  • So are they still underwater orrr....?

  • Ha ha ha, that surfboard is like a long penis! had too watch it a few times before i got that though, first couple of times i just saw a surfboard. dont belive me check it out yourself! (written in sarcastica).

  • For once Patrick I agree..

    I kinda like staring at him too :LOL

    :)

  • Spongebob is gay but I can't help but watch it o .e'

  • New spongebob is a disgrace

  • Are the first 12 seconds a BIG innuendo or what?

  • Oh it looks really like Johnny Depp (not)

  • sexual reference. messed up television commercials.

  • This surfboard is my friend.

    See how it glistens.

    See how I ride

    To the Carribean light!

    My friend, my Washington Monument friend.

  • OMG it's Patrick Swayze in Point Break HAHAHA awsome

  • Whoa...Johnny Depp's Character Looks Like Russell Brand With Blonde Hair

  • Does Patrick state that he got hard staring at him..?

  • @grappler555 lol thats what it sounds like hahaha

  • THATS WHAT SHE SAID

  • omfg I cant believe I didn't see this one....

    cannot stop laughing...

  • Spongebob scores the BIGGEST gueststar ever hmmmmmmm...

    Well it wasn't a doubt that spongebob wad gay...

  • this is ad is one of the most suggestive things i have ever heard

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  • Freud was right.

  • subliminal message much?

  • @hiimnick5 Nothing subliminal about it!

  • jesus, what a disturbing commercial.

  • i remember this comercail ahahhhahahhaaaaaa i knew he was gay from the start

  • omg  =D sexy voice XD

    realy big!!!

  • @yipyipitsme123 Yeah I think that's the one they're talking about.

  • HOOOOOLLYYY shit

  • He looks like a fish cartoon lol of Mathew mcconohey or mconogee that one guy from gold rush ;)

  • @Snowflakeblue123love you mean the one with no talent ?

  • O_o 

  • its big.

    its REALLY big.

    REALLY REALLY Big.

  • @Darkangel1240 i could be a douche and say: a perfect description of my penis. but i wont

  • I bought this episode for my son and didn't even realise Johnny was in it until my daughter pointed it out. He (Johnny Depp) must have been secretly calling out to me, lol, I love it.

  • So wrong yet so funny! XD

  • i was born to do diz! ohh, im loosing control bacause of his voice (L) i dont like spongebob, but i had to watch this part.

  • Lol. I had to watch this Episode because Johnny was in it <3.

  • Still laughing gawd nick doesnt know what censor means

  • I suppose Johnny Depp is justified, though. As even the guys want him. (just go to tvtropes, you'll see what I mean. )

  • @hihi0 Yeah, even my man said he'd have a go at Johnny if he offered, lol:)

  • @hihi0 What's your point? Yeah, we're all aware that guys can be gay so they're going to be into guys. Common sense.

  • @commandershadebetter Search 'Johnny Depp' on tvtropes. Make sure you click the link of each opinion on him. Search "All the Guys want him" on tvtropes. Then you will understand what I mean.

    It's a trope. I'm not making any sort of deep point here. :D

  • Ah, phallic imagery. HAHAHAHAHHA!

  • my love Johnny Depp 4 ever is mine is my love <3

  • ....????....

  • So Johnny Depp's Releasing the Bogus now?

  • THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

    ...i've never seen anything more beautiful.

  • never seen so much innuendo in a cartoon commercial cartoon before lol

  • WHAT did patrick say at the end?! Wow.........and this is a kids show.. Really scary... Is it wrong that I laughed?

  • @TheCandyGirl58 preverted minds hear " i got hard staring at him" Lol!!! i heard that too........but i let my little brother listen to it and i asked him what patrick says and he said " I kinda like staring at him"

    Yea patrick does say i kinda like staring at himmm

  • patrick at the end. I got hard staring at him? how is that not suggestive? that is pretty bad

  • @NeuroticVows NOoooo Lol!! i let my brother who is 5 listen to it and he told me patrick says I kinda like staring at him. Listen again, patrick does say i kinda like staring at him.........hahah NOT the other one hehe!

  • I think it's pretty funny how they have an obvious big penis joke in there on a kids show. Freaking squidward passes out when he sees it. Funny stuff

  • I love you Johnny Depp<3

  • Its not gay it just to make people laugh...

  • That surf board is rather... Freudian.

  • lovett!

  • watch this with ur eyes closed it suonds so wrong haha

    the people who made this must of been laughing their heads off

  • Spongebob is a gay pervert

  • THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

  • not gay

  • johnny depp! ! ! ;3 <333

  • johnny doesnt have a bum chin!!!!

  • lmao. really reaaally big.....elongating surfboards/

    Nope, nothing happening, nothing at all.

  • Oh my, it sounded like Patrick said "I got hard staring at him." Squidward's and Spongebob's expressions were perfect.

    But, yeah this is BAD. How did they get away with it?

  • WOAH! innuendos! lol

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  • Seriously... There have been a number of hidden sexual jokes in the series, but this is WAY too obvious... O_o

  • @GOLDsonic105 Yeah. "The Big One" "I got hard starin at em." REALLY REALLY BIG. Listen to it with your eyes closed, its like a porn commercial.

  • no, patrick said "I kinda like staring at him."

  • @RustyBulletHole445 I was going to say the same thing.

  • @GOLDsonic105 yeah of course it's obvious. it's johnny XDDDD

  • @GOLDsonic105 omg thats is really gross and funny!! ;D

  • @GOLDsonic105  0:03- 0:08 GIANT PINGAS

  • What's with the suggestive music?

  • No gay overtones.

  • I want to ride Johnny's stiff long board! I don't mind pearling and getting wet all over, makes me want to get back on the board again.

  • @SillageDeLaReine I'l high five to that! XD

  • i have this episode on dvd, its really weird but funny

  • i thought it was called spongebob and the big wave?

  • mm spongebob just got sexier! I'm not a Johnny Depp fan but guest starring in Spongebob made Johnny sexier, and vice versa...

  • Its not a movie its a episode, i watched it yesterday ahah! was so funny! almost died! XDXD

  • Wow... talk about getting crap past the radar...

    I respect that display of testicular fortitude!

  • No One can ride a surf board that HUGE!

  • jhonny depp can lol

  • lol wow thats hilarious!! i want to see that!

  • I thought at the end Patrick said " i got hard staring at him!" i had to rewind and make sure... He really says " i kinda like staring at him"

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  • @giggygiggygoo12 HAHAHAAHAHA OK OK THAT WAS SHAN BUT DID U SEE WHAT HE LOOKED LIKE I CANT EVEN TIPE DDSDFFOGGGGGGGG

  • @Honeyrider1818 i did the same thing!!! lol.

  • @Honeyrider1818 thats what I thought too

  • Oh my god. this whole commercial is a perfect Thats What She Said.

  • Johnny Dep!!!!!

  • Depp's voice used in this episode really reminds me of the voice he utilized as the character Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998). I don't know if anyone elsehere hs seen that film, but it sounds so much like it it's really just astounding.

  • Wow the great jack sparrow likes spongebob.

  • no he said, I kinda like starring at him :)

  • Did Patrick say "I got hard staring at him?" O_o

  • OH MY GOD!!! it does sound like that!!!!

  • such a perverted advert !!!!!!

  • this episode was just on toonatikk.

    LOOOL.♥

  • LOLL

  • -for Nick at daytime hours.

  • I think I remember they had a different commerical.

  • They aired it at Nick at Nite

  • this AD was a penis joke

  • @dxbomber i know! haha

  • hahaha dude...i dont know how this show still exists.

  • I thought Patrick said "I get wet staring at him"

    but I think he actually said "I kinda like staring at him" ? either way, ha ha!

  • I thought he said "I got hard staring at him".

  • oh, thats fine O_o

    i never got to see the full episode.. :(

    love spongebob though, and love johnny

  • I did see the episode, but I didn't realize that it was Johnny Depp at the time. I only found out that it was Johnny Depp TODAY O.o

  • haha same here XD johnny is like my actor idol and i was like HOLY SHIT!

  • omg, that is so phalic!!!

  • Hahaha ok dude how innapropriate is the big boared kids can have dirty minds my lil sis cant get over it lol

  • Even if some of them arn't suitable for the young ones, or the old ones, or the dead ones

  • Johnny depp always plays awesome roles.

  • something big something REALLY BIG......AHHHHHHH JOHNNY DEPP

  • LOL!! Fuckin hilarious!

  • I remember falling off my bed when I first watched this commercial. Oh, crap! HAHA! So wrong but yet so right!

  • Big, REALLY big REALLY, REALLY, REALLY big.

    Hmm..and then Johnny Depp appears from the changing room.

    xD

  • hahaha johnny depp

  • At the end, Patrick Says "I kinda like staring at him" , but he slurs his words and the first couple times listening to it it sounds like "I got hard staring at him" or "I got a hard staring at him"

    just thought i'd point that out

  • Lol there most be one with Orlando too

  • "I was born to do this..." LMAO !

  • that wasnt perverted at all....

  • This commercial is completely child-friendly and contains no over-the-top innuendo whatsoever.

    -_-

  • It's child friendly as they wouldn't understand the sexual innuendo. . . But it's still there. Stuff from the seventies is really explicit: Look up Rainbow for its innuendo, it's unbelievable! You'll see what I mean. . .

  • I've seen what you're talking about and have looked it up before. That was just something that the cast of the show did for their own entertainment--it was never meant to be aired on TV. In fact, it never was aired on TV. I think that it was once released on VHS, but I'm not certain of that exactly.

  • hahaha that is so effed up!!

  • It doesn't sound like johnny at all D:

    :( x

  • I no right?

  • i see this all the time, and deffinately not on nick at nite. i couldnt believe it. what other meaning would patrick mean by saying he got hard staring at him.

  • he said "i kind like staring at him"

  • someone got a little sexual

  • Its big.... its reallly reallly big.. lol

  • . . . . there's no way that nobody at Nick noticed that it sounds like Patrick is saying "I got hard staring at him" before that got released for airing. D=

  • i honestly don't hear that :/

  • I Love You Johhny Depp!!!!

  • hahahahaha poor kids! LOL Clearly this was made to intentionally have a sexual innuendo! and the Squid guy is a total size queen! :P

  • Gene Simmons was on Spongebob too

  • 1st time I saw this I turned my head for a second and thought Patrick said "I'd hit that!" at the end

  • Well, that was funny as hell.

  • Nice Cock Johnny!!!!

  • i saw this, i cracked up, i think everyone got the joke that everyone is thinking of. i can see a edited video on this.