Tim and Eric: "All The Food is Poison" (Awesome Show)

[iCarb0n]

DUCK L'ORANGE.

[SoupaFace]

Lia from Teens React is in this video??

[froggyhare46]

...the fuck?

[craiclord]

The last one was Pussy.. Don't deny it you sick fucks!!

[allehoboys]

"your dad's BBQ brisket..... POISON!!!!!!"

[TheSmmorela]

I was robbed by 2 men!

[xXbutters1234]

shit. CP on my computer.

[Hollowman1985]

NAPPLES!!! 

[klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls]

I love this show to death but I'd never let my daughter go anywhere near these guys.. Jesus XD

[FuckinBurn1]

@klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls You wouldn't?

Dude, I would jump at the chance to let my daughter on a Tim and Eric skit.

It would live in infamey in my family household. . . . If I had a daughter. . . . .

POISON!

[DJSnub]

@undisputedgreatest want to meet that dad

[TrueTribalBlood]

Hey. This song is educational. And true. :D

[KingWhompus]

napples napples napples napples napples

[videosandshit2]

duck l'orange



[frankiebaby725]

The best part is at 0:42. She says it so matter-of-factly.

[TheDude44464]

It's Leah from Kids/Teens React!!

[MackB55]

snout

[AnswerMeThis1]

0:09 That's the girl from teens react >:O

[MrBlackpowderbob]

The chorus is in the same key, and almost the same melody of Monty Pythons "Every Sperm is Sacred".

[TheAtma]

@MrBlackpowderbob It appears as if this isn't entirely accurate.

Assuming you mean the chorus from monty python's song, said monty python routine is several semitones above the key of this routine.

I dare say this routine is in A, while Monty Python's is in D.

Melodic similarities do exist, though MP possess a degree of brilliance T&E will never posses.

Either way, both are hilarious.

[MrBlackpowderbob]

@TheAtma I'll agree with the music theory. But I think T&E is superior critique on society as a whole than Monty Python was within the scope of their TV show. T&E is the only show on TV next to Check it out! that understands that life is full of people that are doing a "thing", and people who are observing.

[KaiserWilhelmIV]

vegans are poison



[undisputedgreatest]

I have watched this video around 40 times in the past 2 days.

I wonder how my dad would feel about that?

[galactivate]

fuck monsanto

[ojr777]

this is my favorite video.and not because its funny

[MrCabbens]

I WANT ONE OF THOSE LOLI'S

[WnBNormaL]

I don't know why but when dat girls sing its scary. oO

[noobnoobyify]

They did not mention bacon strips, so...

[ojr777]

i would fuck all this bitches especially the middle one

[Beatmaker216]

all the food is pooison, all the food is pooison.

[fuckingharpsichord]

DUCK LORANGE

[WarOnTerrorLI]

almost forgot to watch this today

[HillDueceua]

brought to you by Monsanto

[email9354]

Still brings a smile to my face.

[GabrielWilsonCollins]

What if I keep my meat cold?

[missHunterSinclairM]

Lea from Teens React

[SuperCrimsonFart]

stop at 1.01 and on the farthest left is Lia from teens react!

[cancerbotX]

@SuperCrimsonFart congrats dude you win, on a lighter note the message of this video is the truth

[LanceHertford]

@cancerbotX The oxygen is poison, too. Every time you breathe it, it ages you. But if you stop breathing it, you also die. We are so screwed.

[cancerbotX]

@LanceHertford you're right about oxygen lol : ), I think you should youtube chemtrails

[LanceHertford]

@cancerbotX No, I'm talking about oxygen itself.

[byronrush1]

@SuperCrimsonFart Oh shiz ur right!

[strtsrns]

What is with this guy and dads

[bangbangshotmedown2]

I'v been singing this all month '

[thepersian001]

just successfully masturbated to the brunette girl. what the fuck is wrong with me?

[WatchdogGoon]

Lia from Kids react is in this video.

[YellowBoySwaggg]

@WatchdogGoon holy shit she is!

[coreyisfame]

Napples, Napples, Napples, Napples

[blackzepplin]

I started watching this when I was really high, and I was like NOPE.

[JESSE77]

@blackzepplin this show makes my brain melt when im high.

[SSjLuigi1]

This sketches main objective was to warn us about GMO use in food. POISON!

[thefamilyadams]

Pedobear's favorite Tim and Eric sketch 

[FreakinSweet1987]

What's with all these comments about the brunette being hot? Yeah, she's a cute kid and I'm sure she'll be cute when she's an adult, but this video seemed to have brought out the pedophile in everyone who watched it. Have a little respect guys. How would you feel as a father knowing some horny old perverts were ogling your barely teenage daughter on a TV show?

[DigiDudeify]

@FreakinSweet1987 ...um...welcome to the internet?

[thomasmckeendrew]

@DigiDudeify hahahaha

[Raphaeldelavega]

@FreakinSweet1987 you must be new here.

[LanceHertford]

@FreakinSweet1987 High-five! Pedophiles are assholes.

[cunthface]

These kids parents are awful people

[allenj2k]

i think this has to do with the fact a few years ago a bunch of cheerleaders got food poisoning at an event and they made this spoof of it. so many pedo's, chimo's, and strangers here. thanks for making this the weird part of youtube you dirrty scumbaggs. sick beat tho.

[Pyramidsong420]

This song reeks of truth.

[456felix]

PEDO



[Existential0]

Hey a girl from kids react to is in this..

[gitarkin]

POISON!

[Breddox01]

0:42

Her voice is so catchy there haha

[1989BeastMode1]

Am I the only one who was hoping he would be like "Now think about your dad!"

[Dethtothenations]

@1989BeastMode1 He mentioned your dad's BBQ brisket though!!!

[Richitsu]

@1989BeastMode1 He did mention your dad's bbq brisket

[LateNightCable]

Crazy thing is, it's not far from the truth with corporate scum like Monsanto fucking with all the food.

[blackzepplin]

I kinda like this song.

[Inthesetrenches]

gotta keep that meat cold

[BurlyPictures]

lil babies ha

[BurlyPictures]

sucha pimp ass gansta yo

[theamazingempiricist]

duck l'orange

[bpj1999]

Wait...wait...wait, was that Lia?

[beeohhski]

that one girl is in the kid talk about ______ videos on the fine bros channel

[iiMOD4u]

AND THE BLACK GUY SAYS CHICKEN FIRST FTW!?

[TheDarthEddie]

All this skit is missing is Chris Hansen walking in at the end of the song and saying: "Hi...you wanna have a seat? Go on. Take a seat." :)

[fmahalem]

oh! is that the girl from Kids react to? nice!

[MegaJakeBarnes]

a bunch of confused parents got union cards for their children that day

[MMBNM]

Dude sounds like some sort of...like opening for a grindcore song or something o.o

[jihadjared]

Look at the teeth of some of these girls. Clearly there is Fluorosis affecting them. Idiot parents allowing their children to put highly toxic corrosive Florine compounds into their body.

Fluoride use is for morons. These girls probably will not grow up to be very smart, as fluoride triggers tissue damage when it interacts with the various toxins found in the body.

[TheCaptainLulz]

@jihadjared Its a comedy skit you paranoid fuckwit, COMEDY. Take your paranoia to the alexjones chanel, you just look like an ass here.

[crazyguy1913]

I bet there is a deeper meaning to this video then we give it credit for.

[brunitogg]

@crazyguy1913 there kinda is

[Zellig]

@crazyguy1913 Only for pedos.

[bambam2six]

It's Lia!!!!

[Wheatspin]

NAPPLES NAPPLES NAPPLES NAPPLES NAPPLES

[Stabiiliize]

the girl at 0:57 is fucking hideous, i spit out my apple juice when her uglyass face popped up

[AraBicboii]

1:00 that girl from kids react?!?!?!?!?! is that her

[DjPlanD]

@AraBicboii holy shit it looks like her

[sondraT75]

poison(X100000000) 

[sondraT75]

when some of them gurls is 14 or 18 ill screw em all thumbs up if u agree

[MMBNM]

@sondraT75 dude....

[rebelsun]

sounds like python's 'every sperm is sacred'

[beatleman98]

@Stabiiliize Or maybe, it's just a fucking joke!

[Stabiiliize]

@beatleman98 or maybe that brunette in the front is gonna be bangin hot when she grows up. She's kinda already now.

Oh god what did i just say.

No regrets. She's pretty hot.

No shes not.

Yea she is.

[kandikid2308]

@Stabiiliize Pretty sure that makes you a chimo.

[Herbertsnow]

@Stabiiliize Pedo 

[allenj2k]

@Stabiiliize reminds me of JP from grandmas boy... "she's f****ing Alex...NO SHE'S NOT!..."

[CoNrad557]

@Stabiiliize they do show a lot of skin.....

[TrempBoy2]

Thanks to this video, I haven't eaten anything in a week and I haven't gotten food poisoning once. Thanks Pierre!

[xmagneticx]

WHATS THAT NAPPY HEAD DOIN WITH A BUNCH OF UNDERAGED GIRLS

[TheRandomShadow]

0:08 girl from kids react

[MrsSoccergirl66]

Napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple napple

[Leaf30n]

LIA MARIE JOHNSON HOLY COW!

[Dummy257]

I find this very easy to masturbate t-

FUCK DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD

[OwlsCantBeFooled]

@Dummy257 yes, yes you did. Now to tweet this and reddit this and begin doxing you...

[Christiantodd1]

@Dummy257 And you have finally left the cops in your city enough evidence to pay you a visit. Congrats!

[ThePunkbebe]

cant wait til these girls are 18, they will be legends in their high schools for dancing beside the epic black man

[Stabiiliize]

@ThePunkbebe and for being hot as fuck

[mechagamera]

Napple, napple, napple, napple, napple!! LOL!!

[hughlingard]

Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

[singedcarry]

Pause at 1:03 Is the second girl from the left moving right the chick from kids react?

[HeiHolaHello]

@singedcarry yup, she's an actor

[frrrrrunkis]

If there's grass on the field, that means game on. No grass? Doesn't mean we can't practice a bit.

[gribblzz]

@frrrrrunkis please commit suicide immediately. ALL YOU PEDOPHILES remove yourself from the earth

[SonidaMarks]

lol omg all the pedos!

[ColetePiscine]

@brumbzz

That's what makes them so good.

[halo2untouchable]

NAPPLES NAPPLES NAPPLES NAPPLES NAPPLES

[c4llm3d4d]

0:09 thats the girl from "kids watch" series isnt it? weeeeird

[ColetePiscine]

Man, I'd do all those little cuties.

[SpawnCamping]

surely everyone here right now has just smoked

[KillSeattleLewis]

@SpawnCamping Yeeeeeaaah, just smoked a good bowl of dank.

[zgcentrs]

This is catchy

[blackzepplin]

I can just picture the parents off to the side watching this being filmed thinking "What the hell did I sign my daughter up for"

[bangbangshotmedown2]

@blackzepplin Poison

[BoardSkate73]

@blackzepplin The Truth.

[BeastmanWatchUrMouth]

your dad's bbq brisket

[ayerjake]

OH SHIT, NO ! not the napples... please god don't let them have gotten poisen into the napple surplus.

[Paradox3333]

@BradeyBurk im ashamed of myself

[Paradox3333]

holy shit its Lisa from Kids react at 0:07

[Amidala64]

@Paradox3333 I'm so happy i'm not the only one who noticed (X

[Amidala64]

@Amidala64 it is Lia though

[nemesisurvivorleon]

@Paradox3333 holy shit, it is!

[VoorkJTV]

@Paradox3333 she's an actor or some shit, she even has an IMBD page.

[specie44]

no. i dont care about car insurance

[SuperMiwok]

@specie44 Car insurance is healthy for your vagina's abs.

[Wahoofuck]

the melody of this song sounds like "every sperm is sacred" from monty python

[jadlerhalofan]

LSD is one hell of a drug.

[Jaredw999gmailcom]

the fucks a napple?

[fobmachine21]

@Jaredw999gmailcom an apple that makes you take a nap after you ate it

[IIW41K3RII]

Lia <3

[BassHeadsProduction]

Pierre wants to meet your dad. He wants that dad's email address!

[CB24Production]

Yo! ONe of the gurls there is Lia from Kids React!

[TheGlorifiedGamers]

at 00:09 girl from "Kids react to..."?

[almigi]

And to think I was about to sit down to a nice breakfast of babies, fingernails, and cigarette burns, but I guess not now. :(

[ToadsMGodes]

Awkward boner...

[Seamonkey1Yeah1Wow]

Lia Marie Johnson!!!!!!!! she was so cute!!

[Zombiestampede]

Isn't that girl, the second left to right, Lia from "Kid's/Teen react to..."? Sure looks a lot like her.

[SegaSatern]

what do i eat now?

[NoidRoidN]

pierre is evil

[josiahpohlrocks]

im gonna sing this at school all day long next 2012 semester.....such as what i always get fr lunch, pizza! posion!

[MsEVILDWARF]

:08 its one of the girls on "Kids React To."

[TheNinjurman]

DON'T EAT THE FOOD, IT'S POISON FOOD! D:<

[mahmahrooeejee]

O ren jizz

[Pyramidsong420]

This is true...All of our food really is poison. No joke. Look at this face -> :- |

That is not a face that jokes.

[Te4RHyP3]

i just wanna apologize in advance, i really can't help myself this time:

napple napple napple napple napple napple Napple !

[joeytwopointoh]

i think i have to go to jail now

[englishjumper123]

Omg, that girl on the left totally looks like Lia from KidsReact.. WEIRD.

[SenseiChallenge]

@englishjumper123 its is lia from kids react

[mikeynike81]

@englishjumper123 i think it is lia shes an actor/singer

[pyr0static]

Aww, Lia was an adorable kid... And she starred on Tim and Eric AND Kids React? Awesome.

[alchemist889]

This song is about BPA and PCBs.

[enoughtalkhaveatyou]

SON OF A BITCH I'M EATING DUCK L'ORANGE RIGHT NOW

[Weinertastic]

Hey it's Lia!

[WhoMrAwesome]

thats whats up