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  • I'm someone already said this because this video is ancient, but baking powder and soda are NOT the same thing... =P

    you guys are hilarious, I can't get enough of your videos :)

  • Lol i hope they were ready... <3

  • Your ment to cut out the cookies before they go in the oven! :P Great video anyway

  • please do a cooking/baking channell together, it would be really funny to watch you guys fail at cooking ❤ loove you guys

  • okay... so you guys are using an american recipe :P i understand your confuesions (from Denmark) .. Great video ❤ you guys are very funny, this is why i subscribe to you guys :D

  • yes! and The Pointless Butler! :D ♥♥♥

  • Im halloween loyal. :D <3

  • haha they used an actual cup :P <3

  • and to take of the residue on the whisks, put them on full speed above the mixture ;))

  • i have those whisks!! :)

  • You were supposed to soften the butter

  • Beating it is using an electric mixer... Oh well.. U made me laugh :-)

  • im halloween loyal!xxx

  • Cute guys, with a great accent!

  • Alfie is cute!!

  • ALFIES STRIPEY PANTS. <3

  • you really needed a lot more butter... that whole pack of butter would've been two sticks... =/

  • you two should do a baking/cooking series..it would be an absolutely riot!

  • "we didn't know what this was, so we got this other thing instead, because it sounded about right"

  • YOU SHOULD NEVER BAKE!!

  • lol, sortedfood channel sent me here :D u reminded me of how my bestfriend and i baked the other day. haha, u guys are adorable. i subscribed.

    xoxo, from Singapore.

  • OMG! this was so painful! yet so funny!

  • hahah why do u guys keep hesitating to eat the cookies? i would just stuff it all down my throat! and i would totally lick the spoon too lol

  • Whats with the scary cat impression at the start? Haha xxx

  • adorable couple hahahaa

  • YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE.

  • i sort of want to make it this way just to see if it really tastes good

  • i suck at cooking too, i make chocolate cobweb cookies every year for halloween and they always fail lol - Ps, yr butter should've jst been a tad warmer it would've wrked better ;) x

  • Marcus is pretty cute :)

  • As a food tech student, and someone who loves cooking, this was painful to watch. Yet funny. Painfully funny.

  • @TheKermitgirl I agree. I was practically cringing throughout the video, but this was very entertaining.

  • what camera do you use?

  • sweethearts, first cutting out ... and than into the oven xDDD

    muuuch easier! :D

  • These things should have been taught to you in school and by your parents.. I've never seen people so clueless to this subject. It's endearing.

  • this is beautiful...

    i dont know what a stick is?!

    oh its about a centimeter

    :'D

  • I love cute British guys making cookies. Come to Italy please? :p

  • Im Halloween loyal

  • never gonna let you cook for me! ;)

  • i wonder if they knew that they were supposed to melt the butter in the microwave first?.. generally for a minute. bahaha :D

  • Oh dear! Boys! You need home home-ec classes! You needed to use the electric beaters to cream the butter and sugar. They'd probably be better if you'd used about half the flour that you used.

    You'll get more cookies if you cut out the shapes before you bake them.

  • omg.. I have the same bowl!!!!!

  • you need the right utinsles and the recipe was 2 dry. good liuck with that bakery idea uz unless you know what to do and know the utinsles you wont stay open 4 long....

    no ofeense

  • what recipe did you use ?? :)

  • Watched this and craved cookies so I made some :)

  • yes you sude open a bacery

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  • You are HOT.. both of you! .. Especially Marcus!

  • This is why women cook.

  • love it!!! x

  • i no how to make cakes

  • One stick of butter is the whole pack! dx'

    Love the vid btw.<3

  • I hope they're both Straight; they are HOT.

  • That's a sexist thing to say. Some of the best chefs or cooks are men.

  • You would never see a guy baking cookies here in America.. I loveee you!

  • if your going to open your own bakery you mite need my help im from Scotland and my name is Cameron Dobson

  • where do you buy your clothes from? i love them

  • wanna marry youuuu

  • Good lord, did you use rock salt? xD

  • come on mate,fancy a cookie challenge?:-D

    greetings from scotland:-D

  • you two are such a nice couple <3

  • @shanghaidenver

    so true,and both hot:-D haha

  • FAIL xD

    lol & i thought i was bad

    lmao!

  • You're FUCKED if you ever take a trip in the food industry.

  • im so glad i looked up ferrero n found u guys (;

  • Lolz lovin da bakin skills lads fun as watching dat :D

  • haha awwww...thts so adorable and funny. lol atleast they tried haha

  • Your hot

  • Any one else notice the never shout never in the background? Possibly my favourite band ever

  • i'm Halloween loyal

  • "We'll open up our bakery together..." yeah right...LOL your so funny!

  • One day, I hope I can marry someone that is as amazing as you guys are.

  • You know. Even though you did everything (or almost everything) wrong I still say you should open a bakery and just be silent partners. Let a professional do the cooking for you and you two can decorate the cookies (and cupcakes. You must have cupcakes).

  • BIG CITY DREAMS!!  I'm officially subscribed just because you like NSN.

  • Okay so, last night it was really weird.. I did that thing counting my fingers and trying to get my finger to go through my hand.. and.. I dreamt about you guys o_o.. Then.. Alfie became my boyfriend I don't know how that happened.. But it was really weird and just thought you should know. Okay, bye :3

  • 9 people have problems... tsk,tsk,tsk

  • i dunno how many times i face-palmed myself watching this xD you two are so hilarious xD!!!!!

    i'd love to have ya cooking in my kitchen for entertainment purposes ONLY xD hahahaha.

  • just a tip, if your trying to cream the butter, fill the sink with hot water and then put the bowl in and it melts the butter :D

  • I'm Halloween Loyal :) And omg I just loved this. Fun and adorable. <3

  • is the music in the background music to Big city dreams by never shout never??

  • how big is a cup...oh wow...

  • halloween 'related' cookies... haha

  • You make a bakery and call it Malfie cause it sounds like mouthy :D

  • I love it when you make videos together, shame you don't have an actual collab channel together :) "I don't know what beat is" You're supposed to be an 18 year old boy... oooh cheeky! x

  • surley your meant to cut them before baking???? x

  • you too are so cute! haha i can't believe those cookies actually turned out okay considering almost everything you did was wrong!

  • im so glad i have you guys to help me make cookies :)

  • Ummm Alfie, A glass isn't a cup;)

  • so good! :L

    i well wanted one!!!

  • Hahahahaha they used a liget cup not a 1 cup XD

  • My god you two are thick in a kitchen, LOVE IT! :D

  • where did u get the cut outs could not find any anywhere

  • do this more often please! it is so entertaining (:

  • Should of left it as a giant cookie... was disappointed when you cut it up :'(

  • Oh my... I feel like flying to England and showing you two how to actually bake cookies.

  • bromance :)

  • NEVER EVER own a restaraunt

  • Oh my god, there are so many things wrong with this video. I can't believe you guys don't know what 'beat' means. Baking powder has cream of tartar and baking soda is pure sodium bicarbonate and are used to bake different things. LOL at the fact that you used an actual cup to measure. If you two had a bakery it should be called "ExperiMENTAL Bakery" hahaha. You guys are hilarious, glad your baking turned out yummy and not deadly!

  • OMG I can't believe you genuinly thought you had creamed the butter and sugar LOOOOL

  • haha, they didn't know what a cup was so they literally put it in a cup :) love you guys <3

  • yes.. open a bakery and call it.. Cakery? a cake bakery..

  • your such a girl when it comes to whisking!

  • omg.. alfie..marcus..get cooking lessons! -.-

  • This made me smile :3

  • i thought u were supposed to to cut the cookies b4 u bake them then ice them

  • lol, "a cup" is an American measurement xD. A lot less than the amount you was using for a cup xD.

  • where do you get the cutters and icy things from? ;)

  • Send the link for the howto thing plz :D

  • My video response will be up soon just going to town to get the ingredients and cutters :)

  • have you ever noticed that things tasted better when you do everything wrong

  • So that's how cookies are made now?

  • You two would make a cute couple. XD

  • if you have a bakery you'll have to have a warning for spoons in cookies

  • 1)I'm Halloween loyal

    2) call it 'pointless bakery' or pointless cookies or something. Or even a mix of your names like 'malfie's bakery'

    3) the whole time I was shouting stuff you were doing wrong! I was like 'use a whisk use a whisk!!!'

  • i liked how you guys used regular cups instead of baking cups

  • Alfie, you gave me a girl boner all the way through that video! You're unbelievably hot!! I think you should open a bakery and when you serve people, you should be shirtless! So many girls would buy from you! Anyway, marry me please!?

  • ...sorry to say this boys but i think you will get very few customers:/

  • LOOL for a second i thought markus looks like olly murs O_o

  • A bakery. Seriously? :L ;)

  • As funny as this was I was actually shouting at you's every time you did something wrong (so like the whole video) I think we need a repeat of this video once you have taken note of everyone's comments!!

  • aw its so cute that you did everything wrong xD

  • Aren't you suppose to use an electric mixer?

  • You guys are kind of funny BECAUSE you did everything wrong :D

    I like it!

  • Alfie and Marcus's GAY-Cary as in bakery

  • You guys should do some more cooking videos .. they're funny as heck x)

  • You soooo adorable in that cardigan <3

  • im loving your jamie chopping boards, we have them too

  • they're like me. whenever i bake, i always mess something up, like put to little of something in or too much or dont follow the instructions but they always taste amazing!!

  • A- you use a mixer!

    B- melt the butter FIRST

    C- baking soda & baking powder = different

    D- you stick the beater/hand mixer to the bottom of the bowl THEN turn on and mix, never go out of the dough while the beaters are spinning.... Unless you want a mess!

    E- ....you roll the dough out THEN cut out shapes, and finally you bake.

    This was such a face-palm! My culinary arts instructors would have murdered the both of you XD

  • You guys are terrible!

  • I'm surprised they still tasted good. I guess I don't have to make my cookies so perfect for them to be good. hahahaha

  • Baking powder is way different than backing soda......and y didn't u google these things

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • Melting the butter first helps a lot ;)

  • BIG CITY DREAMS ♪

    I LOVE THIS DUDE!

  • at first i thought you were taking the pIss. like pretending to not know how to bake! haha beat means with the electric whisk - not your fist

  • I love how they made the recipe sooo  wrong.. loved it :) and subbed.

  • LOL love friendly videos like this :D they warm my heart so much.

  • you cut out the shapes before you bake it...

  • USE A MIXER!!!!!!!!!! You too are driving me crazy

  • Also, is that nevershoutnever in the background?.

  • Your accent is really beautiful.

  • call your bakery: masters disasters, and btw beating is to make the butter creamy :)

  • I died when you guys paused at Vanilla <3

  • Alfie I love your Halloween cookies without vanilla LOL nice video Alfie !!!

  • should probably find an english recipe for next time... hahahahha

  • I actually almost cried laughing at the electric whisk bit "WAIT that's the slowest it can do" L.M.F.A.O

  • LMFAO hopefully it's the same think, it isn't :L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L:L

  • The butter and sugar was no where near creamed LAWL, watching boys try to bake is hilar :L

  • baking soda and powder arent the same, atleast in america............

  • I'm sorry but I can't help but love your socks... Imma sock perv.

  • Aww cute jumper :3

  • i'm going to send you my Halloween cookies i made whilst following this video to your PO box!

  • I ate one that Marcus decorated!!! you are all jel.

  • Hello Alfie and Marcus :-) Cool cookies!

  • certain parts of this video i was was screaming "no dont do that, your doing it wrong, arrgh" lol this video was so funny to watch. this is pure youtube gold

  • nice lol i think ur cups are a bit big XD

  • im halloween loyal

  • Um...yeah that's one way to do it...

  • 1 stick of butter is a half of a cup. But then again, you don't know what a cup is... lol :)

  • Hahaha you joker's! You need someone to teach you! Hahahah xx

  • this is so random .. but i love you kitchen :3

  • I kept shouting at my laptop things like 'OMG THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG!!' :L <3

  • @madxmadxmaddie Same here. Just not so much shouting at the laptop and more burying my head in my arms and shouting it.

  • @madxmadxmaddie Me too! Then I was kind like... I can't really bake, either... but it's kinda cute seeing them struggle to make cookies...

  • open a bakery! and call it "this shop shouldnt be here"

  • You guys cooking skills impress me...no sarcasm at all :P

  • One stick of butter is the entire butter pack! But very funny video!

  • Your meant to melt the better THEN mix it in with the brown sugar! (:

  • you meant to cut before cooking <3 x

  • you clearly need expert guidance, call in sorted food

  • Butlers Bakery ;)

  • Amateurs. 

  • Dying with laughter at your cooking skills

  • I WANNA COOKIE !

  • im halloween loyal x

  • ahaha this was so funny, and completely cute!!