Hitler responds to Expendables II PG-13 rating

[tratorta]

Norris wanted to spread the word of the lord.

OMG, ROFL....

[lPrintulNoptii]

lmfao =))))

[ThatShowWithThatGuy1]

It's ok, they might say shit.. LULZ!!!!!

[LatinoBadass]

the entire fault was chuck norris fault, sly had no choise cus we all begged for him to put chuck norris on the movie how ever that god deamn faggot said that he wouldnt be on the expendables if the movie will not be PG13.....Norris, i never thougth i would ever say this but....FUCK YOU

[eddyk3]

So many of my friends have been moaning about this PG-13 rating. Yet all of them will still be there opening day at the cinema to hand over their money.

[Vidman50]

Bravo! What a riot. But...it's true...Mel Gibson would have made it a hell of a movie if he directed it.

[UV0023]

Fucking Genius

[Nancy99999]

"It's OK they might say shit"

This line got me dying of laughter,

[Glaswegianmark]

PLEASE DONT MAKE PROMETHEUS A PG-13 YOU FUCKING MOVIE MOGULS

[Glaswegianmark]

never thought I'd say this. . . . I agree with hitler

[MrAyelewis1]

5 dislikes, huh?

I bet a grand Terry Crews is one of them

[MrAyelewis1]

"Stallone confirmed the rating ......to the fat cunt that runs AICN"

ROFLMFAO!!!!

This is a work of genius [clap] [clap] [clap]

[SardaukarPrime]

Wait,wait,wait... Total Recall remake is going to be PG-13,too?

(rubs temples)

OK,at some point I must've taken a wrong turn and now Rod Serling is narrating my life because I have to be in the freaking Twilight Zone...

[Herc0gs]

@SardaukarPrime Yes, "Prometheus" and "Total Recall" are also PG-13.

[GTAfan421]

@Herc0gs Total Recall shouldn't even be being remade... I cant even laugh about that.

[unrooolie]

insert chuck norris is so tough joke he can make a rated r movie pg 13 joke here

[videorecuts]

It's a f**kin shame. PG-13 sucks ass!!!

[SharpFPShooter]

Delay the film and boot out Norris until he gets his 50 year old brain fixed up properly....

[c2conditioning]

the Hitler thing is getting old.

[Seaction8]

What is this movie called anyway?

[videorecuts]

@Seaction8 Downfall (Der Untergang)

[Seaction8]

@videorecuts Thanks! :D

[TheAdam1995]

Me: Cheer up Hitler. We got a remake of Total Recall starring Collin Ferrel coming soon!.

Hitler:.......................­.........................is Michael Bay producing?.

Me: No.

Hitler: Thank god. I have have no idea how much it could get if Bay was involved.

[Herc0gs]

@TheAdam1995 Yeah, but "Total Remake" is also PG-13. This Hitler does not like it.

[TheAdam1995]

@Herc0gs No it's not. It was'nt rated yet. Go look it up on Wikipedia and come back with a straight face.

[Herc0gs]

@TheAdam1995 Adam, the "Total Recall" movie they are making right now (the remake of Ahnuld's movie as well as the 2nd adaptation of the "Total Recall" book) - starring Colin Farrell and Kate Beckinsale - is a PG-13 film.

They shot is as PG-13. The director confirmed it. Everyone knows it.

So why don't you go and shove some Wikipedia knowledge right up your little, tight ass, you loathsome little fairy maggot.

[TheAdam1995]

@Herc0gs I tried to find research if this was true but got nothing. Where in the name of Ga'Hoole did you learn it from?!. I WANT ANSWERS DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!.

[TheAdam1995]

@Herc0gs Also there is no need the insult people like that. People cna sometimes find it very hard to believe stuff like this. No director would be stupid to make a remake of one of the greatest sci-fi films of all time PG-13. That'll be like if some retard though blood and violence would be a good idea for a kid's movie "Watership Down" Okay, bad example.

[Herc0gs]

@TheAdam1995 Google "Total Recall remake PG-13", there are hundreds of sites reporting this. Mostly talking about those three boobs being shown, but it's there - confirmed - "hard" PG-13.

Of course, there is no such thing as a "hard" PG-13... but fuck it.

I have no time for this! Total Recall is PG-13. And that's that.

[TheAdam1995]

@Herc0gs Oh my god... I actully did what you told me to do and... you're right. I am so sorry I doubted you. It's true... Total Recall has become a pussy. Again, I am sorry, can you ever forgive me?. HEY!, look on the bright side!, we got a new Judge Dredd movie with Karl Urban coming soon. Hopefully that won't be PG goddamn 13!.

[Patrick19833]

@TheAdam1995 The original Judge Dredd was R, but it should have been PG-13! That wasn't R rated movie at all! 

[TheTyroneharris]

'they might say shit' golden!



[beckerqueiroz]

"Fans of the following leave the room: Anime, Rap music, Twilight and Michael Jackson."

***Everyone leaves***

[Patrick19833]

@beckerqueiroz He said Hugh Jackman, not Michael Jackson.

[DaddyBlack83]

There are alot of things you can say about Adolf Hitler he killed millions of people, he is a dictator, he uses fear to motivate people and loves to spread his hate speech to the masses. But I have respect for a man who loves a good Rated-R Movie. I lost complete respect for Chuck Norris for forcing his beliefs and values on the masses for his own gain. Who is the real TYRANT Hitler or Norris you decide ?

[sm0kenmirrhurz92]

When it comes out on DVD there will be an unrated version - I can guarantee it. No one should be getting too worked up over this.

[Lukhas0011]

@sm0kenmirrhurz92 Do you have any proof?

[sm0kenmirrhurz92]

@Lukhas0011 Every time a movie gets edited for a certain rating it gets an unrated DVD release. Look at Live Free or Die Hard. EX2 had already been filmed before they announced the PG-13.

[Herc0gs]

@sm0kenmirrhurz92 With sloppy-seconds CGI blood and terribly dubbed swearing - a la "DIE HARD 4: UNRATED" version?

Fuck you, man. That is even more offensive than watering the film down to a queer-friendly PG-13 rating.

[asspop123]

@Herc0gs

die hard 4 had its balls cut off just like ex 2 will be. Fuck this shit.

[1994silent]

WHAT!! WHAT!!! BUT WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????

[FratelaRedSox]

i am an ex chuck norris fan....

[coolphil10]

they want money with pg-13... they are gonna be dissapointed when nobody gonna watch this but only little kids with there parents and hannah montana clothes... so they want money? we will not give money until they change their minds

[SuperSpectator101]

FUCKING brilliant! xD

[GavSalkeld]

"They might say shit"

LMFAO!

[GORIZARD6]

Never thought I'd agree with Hitler.

[tratorta]

to the fat kunt who runs AICN.

I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING

[yilong76]

Don't worry, Hitler. The Raid will satisfy everyone's hunger for R-rated violence this year!

[ElRay27isTheY2TheY]

AAARRRR Why am I german?!?! this would be so much better when I wouldn't have an idea what he's talking about.... and it would be easier to read xD

[poet279]

FUCK "THE EXPENDABLES 2"!

[Cybopath]

Twitter Tag #Expendables2mustbeR Join the fight, The Expendables is NOT Expendable.

[IcomeIviewIcomment]

well chuck Norris' demand to pussify the movie expendables 2 has atleast lowered down the chuck norris jokes and may end the meme permanently. That would truly be great, after all these years it was getting old.

[MichaelCharles2011]

"They might say shit." I LOVE this because 20-25 years ago it was a damn guarantee that you'd hear "shit" in not just a PG-13 movie but a PG movie as well. But now when I see a PG-13 movie and hear the word shit I'm genuinely surprised and feel like a kid for about 5 seconds, getting all excited over a swear word. The pussification of American action films is the saddest thing about Hollywood today, not remakes.

[MichaelCharles2011]

Gibson wouldn't have fucked around with this PG-13 bullshit.

[MichaelCharles2011]

Well this didn't take long.

[paperfilmsvideo]

hahahahahah



[ladyspiraldance]

Perfect!

[ianucci]

Chuck Norris disliked this video.

[924ANTONIO]

Fuck Chuck Norris and his fucking jokes. Arnie can kick his fucking ass.

[cromartie1984]

lol get mel gibson on the line

[shotgunwound]

haah this is genius

[HuDaFuK]

It was only a matter of time before someone made this...

Shame I won't be going to see Expendables 2 any more!

[ArmourExe]

now all the chuck norris fuckers can now shut the fuck up with his legends

[WatchMyAwesomeVideos]

@ArmourExe Agreed; finally this cult will cease to exist adoring that Born-again Christian who wants Texas to succeed from the Union. FUCK THAT MAN!

[laurence265]

this is perfect and so fucking true!

[MrCubanD]

This has been one of the best SHIT i have seen in 2012. To damn funny cant stop laughing

[Intestified]

Someone please send this to lionsgate, millennium films and that asshole Stallone who was once my idol!

[CTM1978]

That was fucking great!!!FACT!!!

[clovie101]

Dark Knight Rises ftw!



[tylerdurden3891]

@clovie101 The proper title of the film is "Over-rated 3".

[KOTE10001]

@tylerdurden3891 SHUT the fuck UP

[tylerdurden3891]

@KOTE10001 Over-rated 3.

[DCEnigma]

@tylerdurden3891 Yeah, and the Expendables series is SO good...

[tylerdurden3891]

@DCEnigma Over-rated 3.

[clovie101]

@tylerdurden3891 Say what you will about Nolan's Batman movies, but he would never sell out his fans the way Stallone has just done. 

[tylerdurden3891]

@clovie101 Sly didn't sell out. Lionsgate did by trying to make back the money they lost when "Conan" bombed. Well, Lionsgate is in for a surprise come August. No one wants it PG-13, young or old. As for Nolan, I think the fanboys also have a big surprise coming for them. If history has taught me anything with these comic book movies, its that the 2nd is universally praised, and the 3rd is universally panned. X-men 3, Spider-Man, 3, Blade 3, Batman Forever, & Superman 3.

[clovie101]

@tylerdurden3891 Sly just slapped his fans in the face, there is no point of making the film PG-13 and he knows this as that was the same problem with the first film, but this time PG-13 is official. And if history taught you, all of those films had something bad going with it, like the studios getting in the way or the original director leaving and replaced with a half-assed director. With TDKR, Nolan is writing and directing, and he has FULL control of his film, unlike Stallone.

[tylerdurden3891]

@clovie101 Fair point. However, if the rumor mill has any truth to it, and Nolan kills Bruce, I have a feeling a lot of people are gonna be mad. I personally would love it if that happens, just so I know there won't be a 4th film that suffers from the same things you mentioned. As for Sly, yes, he made a mistake by not directing this one. I say "over-rated" simply because I don't think these films are as great as everyone says. I grew up on the Burton films & TAS, what do you expect?

[tratorta]

@tylerdurden3891 stfu, this is not a Dark Knight Rises video...go discuss your bullshit on the trailers with the raging fanboys.

[tylerdurden3891]

@tratorta And just when I thought the discussion had calmed down.

[clovie101]

@tylerdurden3891 Don't trust any rumors on the Internet. And fair enough, I grew up with the Burton films too and never liked them, I think they are the overrated Batman movies. Oh well...

[GORIZARD6]

@tylerdurden3891 No the proper title is GREATEST MOVIE EVER 3!!!!!

[tylerdurden3891]

@GORIZARD6 I guess the raging fanboys are right here.

[GORIZARD6]

@tylerdurden3891 WE'RE ALWAYS RIGHT!

[tylerdurden3891]

@GORIZARD6 Guess so. I'm left handed.