Don't Cry

[jonnytheninja2R]

WARNING: TIME PARADOX IMENIET!!!

[zeroxeslink]

SO EVERY ONE DIED THE END XD

[TruthTellingCutie66]

too funny for me...... i'm subscribing... *subscribes*

[iAreAless]

wait wait. in the game she doenst cry over her dads DEATH

but she crys over sonic even though she met him like one day ago? LOGIC!

[fabiolahernandez03]

Uh ho is right

[ericaehlert16]

Most realistic death ever 0:07

[eddylugia]

"Don't cry, no matter what happens!"

*Elise watches Clannad After Story*

FUTURE SCREWED

[SaintsBro217]

Silver: no no no please don't cry! I'll do anything just... (elise cries)

Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Shadow: uh oh...

FUTURE SCREWED

[firestar291]

looks like shadow got a taste of his own medicane

[heroangel727ify]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIP Unknown she was a good girl.

Name:Unknown

Reason for Death: Shadow and Silver Killed and Screwed her so hard she will cry and die

[MegaSPUDOW]

FUTURE:SCREWED 

[MegaBradley111]

at first i didnt get it because i havent played the game but after i did play the game i finaly got it

[shelby4369]

you gotta wonder who Silver's dad is

my guess is Shadow

[MaliceTheHedgehog]

Elise:Where am I?Where`s my dad?

Silver:I`m afraid I have some bad news...

Me:Silver...Shut UP!

*Elise starts crying*

Silver:NOOOOO!!!

Me:DAMNIT!!!The future is now screwed!!!

[BrokenDreamzLOL]

SHADOW

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U NO RUN FOR UR LIFE

SILVER

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Y U NO BETTER AT SETTLING PEOPLE DOWN

[Superbowserlover222]

Why do people hate silver? He only wants his world to be safer. His life was pretty much screwed. That's kind of like me, my life is screwed.

[KingOfClubz100]

@Superbowserlover222 Thanks, so now we don't have to care. Just fucking with you. What's so bad about your life?

[3000sonicfan]

"Uh oh *blows up* shit!!!

[shadowisawsomez]

is it just me or does little Elise look like a monkey?

[TheHaxman999]

Bison: YES YES!

[sonicgirl209]

Silver:N-n-n-no, don't cry. I'll do anything.

May(my character):Ummmm.....Silver?

Silver:No!!!!!!!

May:Oh shit.

Shadow:Uh-oh.

[loveshadowx20000000]

Me:Nice going Silver. Nice going.

Silver:It wasn't me who made the future all messed up. It was that blasted Ib...

Me: SILVER STOP LYING!! THIS VIDEO PROVES THAT YOU MESSED UP THE FUTURE AND KILLED MY FAVORITE HEDGIE!! For that I should burn you until you become a liquid. Lets see if my theory is correct!!

Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Shadow: Uh oh.

[ShadowxMaria444]

oh my fuck! that actually makes Sonic 06 look good!

[NeoLightElectro]

@ShadowxMaria444 and funny.

[Airking4321]

Looks like Pot Head the Porcupine (Silver) screwed up the future.

[Heater294]

Last thing ever said: "Uh oh"

[biggydx]

Whats this about?

[chadesthe7thhybrid]

shadow was freakin hilarous O.O uh oh

[1stpltpkmnTR]

This was never that game The quality is too good

[finalformsonic]

Uh oh.

[TheChowderman]

Fail

[rockinamber18]

Future: Screwed

Sonic 06: Failed

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinamber18 Sonic 06 did not fail. Sonic 06 is awesome.

[rockinamber18]

@pkstarstorm1up if you like the game and have your reasons i will respect that. i just don't like the story line at all. the game felt like it was rushed :/

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up The game was a pile of shit

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinjoker07 No it isn't. That honor would belong to Sonic and the Secret Rings.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up That sucks as well, but 06 is also terrible: the controls suck, all character have their own gameplay issues, the story is retarted, there's glitches up the ass, the game itself is unpleasant to look at, and the plot holes are so big that you can fit a truck through them, and then some

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinjoker07 No it doesn't. The controls are very tight and responsive, all the characters are very fun to play as except for Omega, the story is perfect and more Sonic games need to have this kind of story and setting, most of the glitches can only happen if you go looking for them, the game is very pretty and with very nice graphics, there aren't any plot holes, and you are just a whiner.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up Ok, Imma be posting my arguement, which may be lengthy enough to span into multiple comments, so when you "retaliate" do it on my last comment. Also I will be leaving for a while soon.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up Ok the control is shit, many things are wrong, spindashes as Sonic are hard to pull off correctly, Tail's "sniper mode" is a pain in the ass, glitches can fuck up your attacks. The characters are BLAND. Sonic is MUCH slower than in the other games, his jumping from wall to wall animation is so fucking LAZY, his spindash is SHIT, and his attacks become boring when youre doing nothing but homing attacking enemies. Tails' bombs are unneeded, as is his sniper mode...

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up ...and his Flight is ass become you cant really ascend UPwards, since he's always flying forward. Knuckles and Rouge: UGH. They're so bad; Knux is PAINFULLY slow, he loses all momentum when attacking because you have to stop dead in order to attack, Rouge suffers from the bomb fiasco. But whats worse is their climbing, you can get stuck for a long fucking time trying to get out of the walls (example of annoyingly unavoidable glitch). Shadow is ok, though his...

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up ...viechle sections control like ass. Silver is painfully slow and his sttacks get really dull, really fast. Omega and Blaze are the only decent, if anything, GOOD characters. First off, THEYRE BOTH FASTER THAN SONIC. WHAT THE FUCK?! Omega is fun to blast with, and Blaze is fun cause of much smoother frame-rate, double jump, and fire abilities. Also going back on the "controls" issue, loops and mach speed sections are the WORST. In a loop, gravity is fucked up....

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up ...the ass because you can literally walk to the ceiling, also, you cant touch the controller if youre going too fast on a loop, or any narrow passage, cause if you do, youre falling right off. The mach speed sections suffer from this as well, but its more glaring. The story is shit because of the Princess. We are expected to believe that a girl grew up without a father, who she knows DIED, without crying ONCE, yet she only cries when a hedgehog dies-BULLSHIT...

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up ...this little issue only allows more holes to be opened up, for instance, why doesnt the father get vaporized like all the other scientists when Solaris breaks free? Also the princess is basiclayy a Sonic version of Peach, getting kidnapped all the timeThe missions are monotonus and useless, and downright annoying. The graphics are..well unpleasant. The textures are repeated, the enimies are cookie-cutouts, EGGMAN LOOKS LIKE ASS, also, all of the humans look...

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinjoker07 Everything you just said is completely wrong. You are such an idiot. I'm not going to waste my brainpower on someone who blames the game for his inability to play it correctly. FYI most of your complaints are nitpicks you jerk.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up Thou art ignorant, also, methinks I can play this game better'n you, thats why I'm able to see all of the games faults :P

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinjoker07 I play this game almost every day for your information. I have an S Rank on every level without using any Gems.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up Ok, now compare it to the BETTER Sonic games. I think the comaprison might be shocking for an ignorant gamer such as yourself. Have you even PLAYED a Genisis Sonic game?

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinjoker07 The Genesis games are fun but not as fun. I prefer 3D platformers to 2D platformers. I am not ignorant, I just have a different opinon and different tastes in storylines then you.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up aight, but just know youre defending a losing battle, out

[CloudflierEvolved]

@rockinjoker07 There's no such thing as a losing battle when it comes to tastes and opinions. X3 I like both the 2D and 3D equally. Everyone's different in some way, shape, or form.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up ...like puppets being controlled by some sort of drunk. Also the animal-lip movements look like hurr-durr flaps, and the lip syncying can be off alot of times. The glitches are present everywhere, ESPECIALLY Crisis City, dear GOD, FUCK THAT LEVEL. The game gets boring becuase youre doing nothing but executing the same attack over and over. The game is shit and isnt worth a penny of anyones money. It falls flat on its ass on every aspect. Rant Over

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up oh and the load times are annoying

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinjoker07 They are only terrible in the town missions.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up as are the town missions

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinjoker07 Half of the Town Missions are fun.

[rockinjoker07]

@pkstarstorm1up also the game gets lazy and repetitive

[pkstarstorm1up]

@rockinjoker07 No it doesn't.

[Triickstaa]

Elise is a girl?

[pwnmaster8642]

okey thats bullcrap, there is no way that a 5-YEAR OLD could spend her whole life not crying when her dad just died!

[ArcanaAaron]

@pwnmaster8642 I know right? So you mean to tell me that she NEVER cried for 11 years of her life after her dad died? That's ALOT to buy game, that's ALOT to buy!

[pwnmaster8642]

@ArcanaAaron and she was ASLEEP how could she have know to not cry?

[ArcanaAaron]

@pwnmaster8642 well........the story never happened so we'll never know lol

[pwnmaster8642]

@ArcanaAaron ya i guess

[ArcanaAaron]

@pwnmaster8642 also, the story wouldv'e been much better if elise was a cat or some other animal. cause beastiality is soooooo messed up.

[pwnmaster8642]

@ArcanaAaron she shouldve been a hedgehog, then we could have so much fun when amy beat her face in with her hammer after she kissed him

[ArcanaAaron]

@pwnmaster8642 Hell, she shouldv'e beat her face when she were human like in those sonic shorts XD

[silvergirl145]

future screwed. lol

[KingShadowRules]

hey!!! i sealed this crap 4 nothing! screw you sonic 06!

[sonicamyfanxboltfan]

i know what happened elise's dad got screwed elise got scared of shadow and silver then the whole damn world got screwed i did it papa XD

[wolflink981]

LMAO

[megaman37456]

Wow silver fails in this as much as he does in coodoo17's vids.

[awesomeflyeoman]

WTF BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOM

[shadow98767]

oh oh BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[LONGTAIL15]

All pussi.. use the dislike function!

[121runo]

shadow: "UH OH" XD

[bladeshifter16]

South Park animation!!!! Did anyone else notice that? Thumbs up if you noticed that.

[shadowserpent93]

WDF FEUTURE SCREWED

[tofurulez33]

Old man sounds funny

[lightyearpig12]

Past: Boom!

Present: Double Boom!

Future: Triple Boom!

Solaris: MY SPLEEN!!!!

[blueheart76426]

god i love this video so much!

[DarkWolfOfThunder]

0:07 is how i always thought jonny apple seed died.

[smoothside27]

FAIL!

[MrMedic8]

"KEEP CRYING BABY!!!" - Heavy Weapons Guy

[MegaTyrannsaurus]

That did not happened like in the game and I don't even have the game

[TheJirachigirl]

0:09-LOL!That was so fake!

0:30-Give her some crack,dammit!

[shilze1]

why can't she cry. please do not vote down

[nelsonr12]

@shilze1 the flames of solaris are sealed inside of her, if she cries solaris is unleashed making a hell on earth play the shitty sonic 06 to get it

PS asking people not to thumbs down will only make them want to do it more

[gameman850]

elise: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah enores silver silver:crap nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­o shadow oh crap booooooooooooooooooooooom

[Dromeracer94]

FUTURE SCREWED (lolololololololololololololol­ol)

[antnio11z]

An old man dies standing? That is just we rid

[nightreader26]

i cant breathe.... this is too funny. time paradox fav part!

[princesskaiahbear]

Elise:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Shadow: UH OH

FUTURE SCREWED LOL

[Pika2k10]

KUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH *Dies*

[IWANNASHUFFLE99]

Future: SCREWED! I love how her dad stands up to die lol

[silvergirl145]

futuer:screwed.

[bladeshifter16]

The animation here looks like South Park. Thumbs up if you noticed that.

[SuperLaura2911]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu *fall dead*

[teamchaotixfollower]

did anyone notice that Elise's dad STANDS UP To die..... now that's an epic death

[xdakid125x]

at 0:11 you see vector and in tiny as hell writing explains wtf is going on xD

[xdakid125x]

@xdakid125x here is what it says:

Because you dont know the story behind this (Mon-Anti-sonic fans misledge in the game "Sonic next-gen" Princess Elise has a flame monster called Eblis sealed inside of her that can only be released when she cries soher father tells her to never cry no matter what if thats not a ridiculous plot point then i dont know what is!

[SuperBlackJack007]

FUTURE:SCREWED



[shadowsilver7195]

shadow's reaction is the best:)

uh-oh! lolololz:)

[VinnyVanYiffy]

so from then till now..er--06 she was never gonna cry? like what if she stubbed her toe? Shit why not leave the fate of the world in the hands of John Boehner or Meatloaf

[ooof10]

dad:Remember... be brave,.... no mateer wat happens... *random heart attack* WAHHH!! Laterr.... Silver: The flavors propertly sealed... Shadow: Its time to return... silver: nods Girl: W-were an I? Wheres my dad? Silver: Uhhh... Im afraid I have some bad news.... *Warning time paradox* girl:whewhehwwheeewwhwhe! Silver: no nonoonono... PLZ DONT CRY! IL-ILL DO ANYTHING! Girl: DAAAAAD!! Silver: NOOOOOOOO!!! Shadow: utoh... BOOM! FEUTURE... SCREWED. XD

[TheRealSuperSonic125]

@ooof10 wtf its not flavors its flames

[skunksr2cutep]

@ooof10 Thx for putting up the whole script for deaf people ;D lol

[Mrfanofsonic]

@ooof10 Its the flames, not flavors.

[angrybird3378]

@ooof10 no, maybe flames...



[theriolugirl]

She dosen't cry when her dad dies, then she cries when a blue talking hedgehog with huge hands who shes just met dies

[ooof10]

@theriolugirl you mean the blue hedgehog is sonic? RIGHT?

[theriolugirl]

@ooof10 Um... Who else would it be?

[SuperWingedwolf]

we are looking at a screwed future in green hill zone lol sonic cd ftw XD

[swordmasterburner]

0:11 VECTOR!!!!111!1!11!1!!!!11111!­!!11!!1

[PhilipLevesque]

The animation and the voices are a piece of crap.

[FatetheHedgehog]

Silver, just say he went off to get some chili and told her if she cries then she never gets any ice cream. Then Slap the bitch to see what happens.

[Angelbaby2566]

The world is fucked now! hahah! XD

[LinkandPeach4ever]

Future: Screwed

[3000sonicfan]

Shadow: Uh,oh....BoOm

[HyperShadic89]

*sonic appears on earth* [Sonic]um...what the hell? why is everything...on fire? and..*sees iblis*WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING!?!

[ZZWWX55]

SHADOW WAS SO FUNNY LIKE: UH OH

[helmond92]

WTF?!?!?! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOM/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[silverfan948]

sure tell a 7 year old girl not to cry whe her dad is DIYING

[MKSCopperWolf]

Dont cry, now matter what happens... AAHHH!! *keels over and has a heart attack* LMAO

[Wesley683]

[WARNING]

TIME PARADOX!

it always happens to me if i forget something.

[mymalovenaka]

SONIC: this is way I need to keep any eye one silver

[youreverwhatever]

Duke sounds hilarious. This whole thing made me laugh!!! XD

[robloxlol123]

Yes but....the future doesnt have a screw does it?

[Xenakeyblademaster]

Oh crap. Iblis has been set free. Our future IS screwed

[Mike11Rulez]

silver:nnnnnnnooooo i do anything just dont! girl cries then gets set on fire. silver: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooo­oooooooo! shadow:uh oh!

[Mike11Rulez]

UH OH

[Mike11Rulez]

UH OH

[tigersonic779]

shadow: UH OH

LMFAO!!

[theriolugirl]

Shadow: uh oh

Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Future:Screwed

[RaeLogan]

I love the Duke's voice here, and how Silver just looks up after he dies. XD

[menow11]

if any couldn`t see wat the words near Vector were its this:

Incase you don`t know the story behind this (Non/Anti Sonic fans mainly). in the Sonic Nex-Gen, Princess Elise has a flame monster known as Iblis sealed inside of her that can only be released when Elise cries so her father tells her not to cry no matter what. If that`s not a ridiculous then I don`t know what is!

[avsummergirl]

the old guy looks like eli from half life 2

[xdakid125x]

lol when i first watched this it made no sense then i played the game and i laughed so hard xD

[zimandgirshow]

Future:

Screwed

[MrBakuganfan911]

i still can beileve u playes tails doll at summer of sonic

[thelegendwarrior100]

During Sonic '06

Legend: Hey Sonic. Have you seen Silver and Elise?

Sonic: I haven't seen Silver and Elise was with me a second ago until she somehow disappeared.

Legend: Hmmm... do you think the past was screwed.

Sonic: Y'know, I think so... why?

Legend: Because I have the feeling of it...

Sonic: Huh... me too...

[pinkypie101ful]

nice going silver now the future is screwed!!!

[DialgaRock]

0:33

That's on epic South Park face right there.

0:33 seems to always be the greatest part on your videos...

[EbonyMasks]

Future: Screwed. lol best part XD

[MannyandRachelspoof]

Shadow: o.o

[knucklesXrouge2256]

either way we were both screwed....

[amyandsonic101]

Priceless

[ILOVESUPERWAFFLES]

future:screwed

[madamle]

0:00-0:10 I could NOT stop laughing! It was so funny!

"Remember, be brave, don't cry no matter what happens. AUHHHHH!

[VentusBakuganMaster]

the future would have still been screwed with elise alive XD

[101DJBLUE]

@VentusBakuganMaster true true

[ShadowtheSinraptor]

As moar crabs would say: BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jonsandersgame]

SILVER U CAN'T DO THAT YOU'LL CREATE A TIME PARADOX. *Insert Snake Eater Instrumental*

[97GiroroDororo]

0:35 EPIC SILVER FACE THAT I DIED LAUGHING AT

[jazatz2]

WTF BOOM DON'T CRY!

[HaggKid]

Future: SCREWED

Have a nice day :D

[Fiends54]

Silver worked so hard to change his world and now he causes it ^^

[knucklesXrouge2256]

i didn't get this at first when i first start to be a sonic fan , then i watch sonic '06 and got it >3<

[SuperSegaGuy]

Lol, I love how the entire space time continuum is about to be destroyed and all Shadow says is "uh oh".

[sonicfan8152002]

Elise exploded LOL!

[KewlRobloxDudex2]

Shadow: You created a time paradox silver!

Silver: You gotta be kidding me!

TIME PARADOX!!!!!!!

That's right, a freakin time paradox.

[bbodine61]

Who voiced Silver in this?

[DreamingNinjasPro]

@bbodine61 ur mom

[bbodine61]

@DreamingNinjasPro Oh, yeah I get it. Because your mom jokes are funny.

[ironmegallica]

SILVER YOU CANT DO THAT THE FUTURE WILL BE CHANGED YOU CREATE A TIME PARADOX

[DarkSuperShadow50]

Uh oh... BOOOOM! XD LOL!

[hcifase]

Silver:please don't cry I'll do any thing just don't

NOOOOOOOOI

Silver:nooooooooooo

Shadow:O.O uh oh

BOOOOM future screwed

Lol XD

[GingerTheHedgehog]

Love shadows eyes UH OH!

[e1011000]

WTF?!why cant watch videos anymore?!

[SonicMoose1999]

00:34!

[ElitevsNinja]

Did anyone notice the Vector in the split-second "Later..." thing?

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

I don't get this one (I also haven't played Sonic 06 thank god)

[ElitevsNinja]

@SuperNintendoGameboy

You have to play Silver's story in Sonic '06 to understand it.

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

@ElitevsNinja I see

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

@ElitevsNinja I read the article on Wikipedia

[sonicfan1984]

@SuperNintendoGameboy

Iblis is sealed inside Elise and if she cries then it brings destruction (or something like that, I haven't played Sonic '06 in almost 2 yrs)

[SuperNintendoGameboy]

@sonicfan1984 I Wikipedia'd it

[luvableguy123]

thumbd=s up if you saw time paradox at the corner of the screen