My Life In 9 Words

[BIO4234]

..........I need milk..................

[InuMiroLover]

This makes so much sense!  Dammit why are we out of milk? I need to tip some over!

[AmayaHosokawa]

@InuMiroLover ur out of milk because i drank it -_-

[NekoFLASHstudios]

This video is a window into my very soul. O___________O

[flouromitoto]

i could just cry *sniff*

[sungwei9]

Freakin' DEEP.

[AceofSpade217]

just amazing

[naruto14all]

lol

[cutemakeupchick1]

lol

[snowball441]

WHY DID THE MILk FALL OVER WHYYYY

[Cutegurl4324]

@snowball441 cuz it did.

[FowlaK]

@snowball441 hey man, dont cry over it

[TheMagicChalk]

Word

[christaganger83]

No I do not like this is christa Ganger I am stanly home products Andrew

[spartan18608]

ahhh fuck u youtube all i needed was some rolling stones to listen to while i did mt homework but u decided to put me here wut the fuck is going on

[TMJBtv]

Old spongebob was the best thing on tv but the new episodes still beat other kid animations on tv at the moment.

[Brynaford6060]

i luv this so much...

[MrDredhammer]

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma," truer words have never been spoken.

[cnjansen96]

the inner mechenishiuns of my mind are an inigma.. idk how to spell any of that.. lolol

[OpinionatedAussie]

@cnjansen96 Jesus man, read a book or something...

[mjoetoy]

why Spongebob is the main character when Patrick is the Star ?

[slickman56113]

@mjoetoy the same reason why plankton doesn't plank or sandy doesn't hump sand on every second tuesday.

swagg

[mjoetoy]

@slickman56113 swogg

[PineHills518]

spongebob sucks now

[Indianadro89]

I actually liked this show but hated Spongebob. Patrick Star is boss. And Plankton rules.

[cashmoney691099]

Damn i cant even watch a spongbob video without seeing that stupid kony shit

[TranceMixOrg]

SAVE CLONE HIGH!!!!!!!! Wooooo i miss that show. Old spongeboob is genius.

[spraypaintman12]

0:06 ughh I came

[MetroidKidIcarus]

@nickohlbusch the most important question in all of humanity

[Rexwar31]

CHUCK TESTA never

[Rexwar31]

JESUS 33

[1234PersonCrazy]

thumbs up if you didnt understand lol!

[ilovedogs496]

Why are we shouting random peoples' names and their death years???

ARISTOTLE 384 BC

[alexamato002]

@ilovedogs496 who knows

ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE

1930

[xHichuHazmat]

That was hot.

[bob84676]

NAPOLEON 1821

[pssmferrari]

SANTA CLAUS 3030

[sprinkleicious]

thats inspired me, i am going to drink some milk now.

[LemonatoR32]

OSAMA 2011

[PicklesParodyPalace]

HITLER 1945

[purplepuddle921]

KONY 2012

[Xgoldenman]

I just saw this on tv

[corn2965]

I counted 8

[NextKazekage]

KONY 2012

[EdgyBroEDGY]

One word for my life...DICKS.

[SpansanAndGaldrim]

APPROVED

[MsHellakitty]

KONY 2012

[Thorax007]

spilled milk? NOPE Chuck Testa.

[TheDestroyerComics]

is this the vid that started it all?

[FalconsPOWN2]

well... thats my 14 years summed up

[NatoCaloGaming]

Thumbs up if u felt like drinking milk after watching this!

[WizardWeedus]

Kony 2021

[ImOriginull]

:juststfu:



[VerticalhorizonXL]

I'm on the weird side of YouTube again.

[TheDastard]

@VerticalhorizonXL

Damn, you stole my thunder.

[allie323783]

Wow you seem.......... smart?

[Julia13funny]

And then the milk spills....... Y U WAST GOOD MILK!!! Unless it was so-milk

[DaFaLcoNicK21]

the real question is how the milk slipt on its own?

[mindlesschatterbox77]

the greatest freaking line in the world!

[xXArcticLlamaXx]

"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."

- Patrick Star

[Rawr8987]

Spongebob is a fucking holy grail of knowledge sometimes.

[zeroandcielforever]

To everyone who did not understand what patrick said,he said:"The inner mechinations of my mind are an enigma..."

[HeartXPure]

omg my daily life *always spills milk*

[kitanigirl]

Flowheartluvsmuffins you are so right LOL!!

[kitanigirl]

lol i remember this episode i laughed so hard at the milk lolz!! and do has anyone other than me noticed that in the old episodes that every thing had a kind of pale color to it? now in the 2010-2012 episodes have more vibrant colors and and everything looks more animeted if it is about to move or be picked up

[MrGrantelbart]

Hoo Fuuuuu Patrick is a Geniuos !!!!

[worshipgod121]

7 words nigga

[iNiteKai]

@worshipgod121 its 9 The (1) Inner (2) Mschanations or however u spell it (3) of (4) my (5) mind6 are (7) an (8) enigma (9) you could also include the "milk" logo but w/e

[GamingSphinctorCHNL]

@worshipgod121 counting fail, douchebag. There is nine words, go to preschool

[gteroer5]

@Rokkernsnation

Vidception?!

[NeKoShinn666]

GOD DAMNIT , I DONT WANNA FIND @MrHairspray's COMMENT!!!!

[Psyraine]

@NeKoShinn666 Go to all comments, press Ctrl and 4. Type in his username and scroll down until you see his name highlighted. :)

[lattask8er]

Don't cry man...don't you cry...I swear if you cry...DANGIT!

[thinkbad42]

This is why I will forever associate milk with the word enigma.

[HONEYPLOP]

@darkswarod793 wats going on?

[darksword793]

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA



[missivy99999]

took me a couple of replays to figure out what the fuck he was actually saying

[genisisfan2345]

keep pressing 7 for just plain milk

[OrlyStudios]

He used words larger than two syllables! Blasphemy!

[nickohlbusch]

How The fuck did that fall over?

[ItsElJayEe]

@nickohlbusch Because it's a cartoon you realistic CoD fag.

[Mewmewluver321]

@nickohlbusch the inner machinations of his mind...

[TheFlameOfLife]

@nickohlbusch Psychic powers!

Patrick's enigmas arent so tough :P

[TheLautsprechers]

@nickohlbusch it's an enigma!

[jtrem12389]

It looks like Fi from Zelda: Skyward Sword is in the background.

[ArryaDenabi]

I just made this my status. And I felt the need to tell you all. Because I can.

[HPTeysa]

What episode was this in???

[badreject180]

Never cry over 0:05!

[genisisfan2345]

@badreject180 you mean milk

[Thewalrusgod]

I miss the old spongebobs

[Twin43va2]

I Dont hear the nine words..

[RallyCar08]

@Twin43va2 unmute your speakers first...

[NotTruant]

ill use my trusty frying pan, as a drying pan.

[Rokkernsnation]

Patrick;OH NO I SPILLED MY MILK

Spongebob:NO, YOUL KILL US ALL!

( PAT & BOB: DROWING)

[Veence1987]

The inner machinations of my butt are an Enema.

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma milk.

[GundamMeisterJ]

For those of you wondering how the milk spilled:

Watch that "Nobody calls me tubby!" video.It reveals patrick's ability to hit objects with his mind.

[REALAlberto116]

i counted 8

[dylskate]

@agsparklekat lol you ok bro? Count one more time it's 9 man

[mattdacat13]

I saw the box in the thumbnail and knew exactly what he was gonna say.

[ididursista]

this is so tardy i cant beleive i havnt watched spongbob in so looong

[agsparklekat]

10 i counted 6 times

[MDub4321]

@agsparklekat 1.The 2.inner 3.machinations 4.of 5.my 6.mind 7.are 8.an 9.enigma BONUS: MILK

[chase1146]

wait patrick know thought words?

[WeezyFDazzy]

JIMMY WHY DID YOU SPILL THAT MILK?!?!? :D

[TheGirlBlue111]

Same forever and always, Patrick.

[POOPTOLIVEFOR]

same bro

[TheDawnofLight]

XD

[cecegotswagg121]

dont u mean 10!! doesnt the milk on the milk carton count

[ChloeeMaliik]

@cecegotswagg121 thats not a word its a object

[Rayquaza911]

@ChloeeMaliik an*

[Brawldud]

@cecegotswagg121

11. You can see the word milk on several sides.

[ItsElJayEe]

@cecegotswagg121 No.. that's just retarded.

[GamingSphinctorCHNL]

The inner macinations of my mind are an enigma...

*Milk falls over*

[nyannom1]

hes saying the government is very lazy and the usa has to clean the mess up

[jdawgscomedychannel]

the inner mechanisms of my mind are an inigma

[scottydew94]

the reason patrick seems dumb to us is because he is actually so smart our minds cannot possibly comprehend that of patricks

[Flowheartluvsmuffins]

How did the milk spill underwater?

[FreyaDT]

Looks like the cookie monster wanted some milk with his cookies.....

[Theaddiction1013556]

He cant open a jar

but he knows what enigma means....

[101artsygirl]

well. There's no use crying over spilled milk, right? :P

[misterchoc225]

My life in 1 word PENIS

[fawkinjoocy]

@misterchoc225 so you are gay

[misterchoc225]

@fawkinjoocy I think from not?! and im a memeber from YouTube

[scary989]

@misterchoc225 I'm a member of Youtube too.

Problem?

[maddyprichard]

the title of this is so accurate

[KutKoolKillaz]

@SuperGenesisDude that WAS 8 words

[jayc1776]

@KutKoolKillaz ACTUALLY, its 9. The-1 inner-2 machinations-3 of-4 my-5 mind-6 are-7 an-8 enigma-9

[SuperGenesisDude]

I think that was 8 words...

[wtfjjij]

Patrick Is The Best

[VLogFan0]

an amazing genius.

[QuuxHD]

Why does Patrick sounds so silly in English ?

[ZooRohan]

SAVE TEH MIILLKK!!

[247wtf247]

the best thing ive ever seen in my entire life

[Bardock1343]

Stupid.

[BleedingHeartOfIce]

Yesss

[Emohunter115]

Yup that about sums me up

[katifacation2]

This is one of those moments where I say: Shit. I am a fuckin idiot! >:L

But I won't because this just turned into a moment where I say: DAMNIT! No wonder I lost are you smarter than a two year old.

[FrostieThe14th]

I dont know about u but i didnt get any of that

[cayennepepper2010]

I don't get it why was there milk being spilled I know what enigma means

[DestryofNight]

@cayennepepper2010 Because there is no way the milk could have spilled on its own.

[coltonkiefa92]

@cayennepepper2010 Because it's Spongebob.  The shows all about being completely random and when it comes to Patrick, very weird, and stupid.

[LightNinja774]

old spongebob > this.

[youtubbs67]

@LightNinja774 This is old spongebob dum dum.

[italiangirl316]

@machonacho98 I agree , on Nickolodeon all the show are the new ones , and to be honest , the new ones suck . Half of them don't even make sense and aren't even funny .

[theproductguru1]

@italiangirl316 2 million thumbs up for you! GO 90'S KIDS!!!

[machonacho98]

I miss the old SpongeBob.

[SNiPeRAT0R741]

WHO THE FUCK PUSHED MY MILK ?!?!

[FPSJordison]

@SNiPeRAT0R741 ha

[Aizen1122]

back when spongebob was hilarious

[louchoobzisback]

@Aizen1122 now its just him repetadly going hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahhahahhahah

[louchoobzisback]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha lololollollolololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­olololololololololollloooooooo­ooooooool!!!!!!

[HPTeysa]

What is he saying?

[WeasleyBiliusRonald]

This is my life!

[OlOleander]

@scary989

"Machinations" not "mechanitions"

=)

[swizzlebutt]

Got milk

[Kx2fity22]

Heres mine in one sound, zzzzzzzzz

[TheChinification]

I almost died

[XRavenCruceX]

My life in nine words, and in eight seconds

[CNHubNicktoons]

OMG, Nick did an epic job at writing "The Secret Box"!!!

[jacobsprague1]

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