Putin lampoons 'Saakashvili tie' at gas talks with Ukraine

[returnoftheramble3]

FIX ME! I'm not going to stop pecking. Hit me baby one more time. So now my world is confusing. They just have to go for the frontal lobe. They hit the sides too, everything but basic speech. America = sucks.

[votumseparatum1]

@returnoftheramble3 ...you're an idiot.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum1 I'm brain dead. Idiots have free will. See, you have the benefit of making an observation here without the full story. If it happened to me, it could happen to you. I'm not afraid. It couldn't get any worse.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum1 be terrified. I did somethign that you can avoid doing. I was fucking framed and tortured. This world is gay. I'm supposed to be stupid now so that you say, wow, she is really stupid, and it's like, well, yes, I'm brain dead. Do you expect the 23 year old ghost to sob because she doesn't have emotions? They periodically fuck me for good measure. I figure I've got like five years or so before I'm braindead.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum1 my name's Kaela Creighton. Would you like my address? Maybe if you can actually kill me, you'll make Putin smile... he won't pay you though. I learned that lesson.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum1 I guess like wheeler, I'm supposed to wander around and then suddenly, some badass special forces guy, the one that's protecting me from terrorists, will, um, finish me off, and I'll learn my lesson in Hell. Everythign that made me me is gone. It's like, it's not personal anymore. It's like you killed specialist Creighton.  10 points for the peasant. At least I can look you in the face.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum1 then you're like, 'she's a swine traitor." Not until I spent days with my tongue hanging out after being gased with cyanide. I'd been stalked for months by our dear heroes. "Evil Angel" breaking Benjamin. They couldn't kill me with the fuck machine because I wasn't interested. I guess I'm supposed to like throw a fit and cry now because I can't fulfill my dream of being a productive member of society, but it takes a lot of effort to generate emotions.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum1 why can't I breathe, evil angel? because you don't have the balls to shoot me. Just like you can't actually fight.  I want to see how quick the Russian special forces can get to me with some more stem cells.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum1 I'm a challenge apparently :)

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum some dementia patients have improved.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum see Putin doesn't frame his people into being emo.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum if you do stalk me, be gentle with my body. I'm a little fragile. I know all the magical singers who aren't flesh and bone but magical don't understand this.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum id really like to follow you back to russia to go into the box, but that might be a bit much.

[returnoftheramble3]

@votumseparatum i was emo because there were people stalking me 24/7, and I was hoping if I went along with it that there wouldn't be anymore "tricks." I'm kind'of like a deer these days though, shot and bloodily running around the woods.

[themightyjoseph]

Saakashvili is a sack of shit.

[tutushxia]

Russia Today - BIG FUCKIN PUTIN'S BULLSHIT

[3bl4ever]

@tutushxia hahaha cry me a river bitch!!!Go lick some Amerikan ass

[lurconis666]

1:07, just look at the cowardly little kretinska, I am shocked such an infantile degenerate can become president of a country

[PcKSnipE]

It's just gas? You realize how important gas is there for survival? They will freeze to death and damage their economy without gas lol

[Chancellor521]

Putin is the man, lol. I totally love this guy.

[FrenchPropagandaV1]

Yeah agree with you Mr Bilderberg ! lol

[Chancellor521]

Glad we can agree on something.

[JuusanKikan]

xDDDDDDDDDDD Oh, Mr. Putin, Psychoshvili is never going to live down that tie incident, is he? As well he shouldn't. Goodness gracious, the man looks insane, here. Those eeeeyes. O_O;

Ms. Yushchenko's pretty. I love that hair. ...but she always looks like she wants to kill someone... Anyway, good for them for compromising on the oil!

[JuusanKikan]

*Argh, Timoshenko, sorry. I need more coffee...

[ujin006]

It's gas, helloooo...

[lilabelle7]

how sad for a country to have such an.....as a premier,who has nothing else to say but make comments about other people's ties, is this is how one supposed to represent a "big"country?well everybody deserves what he gets.why should one even listen to Putin.man full of lies!

[Suren0]

Putin is righteous man, if well compare to any of US presidents or Great Bitagnes PM.

[whalefish83]

Maybe you should see the video of saakashvelili chewing and dribling on his tie like a deranged junkie, BEFORE making fail comments.

[gkhobelia]

"Russiadefender" you are dumb and you are product of KGB propaganda...I love great Russians like as a Andrei Nekrasov,let's go see his movie.

[gkhobelia]

No one is bets from all presidents around the world, but every one is better than Russian politics, ther are still comunists and still KGB,and because you have just gas, which a soon can put into your ass...and if you realy wanna save your Russia, you need to say NO KGB, NO OCCOPATION THE GEORGIAN LAND, NO STEPS AGAINS UKRAINE AND RUSSUA WILL BE MUCH MUCH BETTER...I WISH YOU ALL BEST.

[RussianDefender100]

LOL at the georgian trash

suckaswili is nothing but a useless dog

and a prostitute to the us, he can eat his tie again ))

[vtkrey]

Hehe nice one Mr.Putin :)

[RussianDefender100]

LOL, Suckawiliy looks like a beaten dog

HAHAHAHAHHA

[IvanSonyps3]

ukranians and russians are one...same gene pool....on the other hand western ukranians arent ukranians they are moldavian polish and romanian....my dad is half ukranian half russian and even he tells me that he considers ukranians and russians are same.

[Flankymanga]

Well do you think that if Saakashvili was not helped to power and dictated by CIA, that any war in South Osethia would have broken out? Wakeup... this game of power is played on both sides dude :) And it was western media massively criticizing Russia that invaded Georgia, to protect their citizens. Not many civilians died - thats true, but because of evacuationwork on Russian side. Your side had no problems with civilian losses.

[Flankymanga]

Tell me please the main point of the EU report and its conclusion. Because you see we could debate about some unimportant details how russian soldiers were looting, how georgian soldiers were provocating and blabla... i dont have time to read it to the details. The main point is Georgia started the war... not Russia - or am i wrong? :) Apparently my logic make smiles onmany other georgian faces. I can see a nice smile on your georgian president many times over and over.

[Flankymanga]

Look i could argue with you indefinitely how you were part of Soviet empire for long time... but i see you are Georgian and probably the type "I'll kill Ruskies no matter what"... however one thing you cannot argue anymore... you started the war on innocent civilians - AND NO MATTER WHAT LED YOU TO DO IT... starting a war is a crime itself :)) Everything could be resolved diplomatically... if there is a diplomatic will that is.... but apparently your president likes "brute force" much more :)

[okromchedelo]

watch?v=KnDR2W4C2IM

"...why you chose to stay, there must be more things on earth that pique your curiosity..."

there are better things than this

[okromchedelo]

Naruto will save the world... (:

[JuusanKikan]

@okromchedelo WIN.

[Gregk82]

go feed on more western anti putin propaganda

[Dimneh]

As a Ukrainian living in Ukraine I can say

Yalta > Kiev

well in this case

[kornolio13]

Sukashvili eats his tie, funny clown!

[2009tamada]

putin is real clown

[IvanSonyps3]

putin will fuck u in the ass u gay fucking twat

[mikkitiny]

somehow Putin and Timoshenko find common language pretty easily despite fierce interference from bushmen's puppet, psycho Uschenko, ukrainian prezident.

[RussianDefender100]

Tymoshenko speaks russian, but I dont trust her

she's a vile snake, but Ukraine has no other choice

as their next president

[mikkitiny]

lets say she is the best among available.

[mikkitiny]

Litvinenko? Politkovskaya? Beslan? Nord-Ost? linked to Putin? you are delusional, dude. or just cheap provocator.

[targeterminated]

@MarshallJukov

Ukraine, Belarus and Russia as one country? In terms of nation, that's accurate. But the split up was for so long and in the past decade or so, Ukrainian (and some Belarussian) politicians have been spreading anti Russian propaganda, accusing every corruption, poverty and other social and economic issues on the Russian people and government. The tare is too deep in my opinion, I don't think we will get to be as one nation as long as western media brain washes Ukraine and Belarus.

[MarshallJukov]

@targeterminated

18 years of ARTIFICAL separation is NOTHING in front of 1500+ years of common history

It is all depends on us - we shall all work on reunion on personal level - families friends etc - as so as stand a fight agaist the goverments that split us apart - if needed we all need to work out new year 1612 lets say in 2012 - a good reason to celebrate 400 years of Great Victory of our people

[UkrainianCossack09]

Ukraine is not russia idiot

[ss90ss444]

"Ukraine is not russia idiot"

No but Crimea is. Crimea is part of Russia or at least soon will be.

[UkrainianCossack09]

Crimea was NEVER russian to start off with you only came and took that land

[RussianDefender100]

hahahhaha please Ukraine doesnt belong all its land

Western Ukraine was Poland and Romanian Land

given by Russia, Northern Ukraine is Russian Land and Crimea is Crimean Tatars !!!

[UkrainianCossack09]

Ukraines land does belong to ukraine you diry ncommie scum why dont you go kiss putins ass and then lick it because thats all you all do.

[MarshallJukov]

@UkrainianCossack09

Ukraine IS Russia - Ukraine LITERALY means OKRAINA - Border of Russia - or more right to say Malorossia

Ukraineans are Russkie - want you or not stupid nazi provocator

[targeterminated]

I have to agree. By itself Ukraine is a very small territory, Kiev and some parts surrounding it. Most of the Ukrainian territory nowadays are the result of collapse of the Soviet Union and what was given to them in 1991, which by a whole is a lot. Think; Sevastopol, Odessa, Donetsk, Kharkiv for an example.

[MarshallJukov]

@targeterminated

1991 was made exactly the way hitler wanted it to do. But it is not forevet - eventualy Belorussia, Russia and Ukraine will be one country again - as it is one nation - de facto

And that time very close in fact

[UkrainianCossack09]

Ukraine is NOT russia, and Ukrainians are not russian you ass so go back and kiss putin dickhead.

[MarshallJukov]

@UkrainianCossack09

Bhhehe)) No kiddo - Ukraine IS Russia - from anchient times)) And Crimea IS Russia too - before it was conquered by RUSSIAN queen - it belonged to TATARS

Study some history

But actualy - i don`t care about your silly opinion - very soon you will find yourself in Ukraine shrinked to Lvov area - all oters with rejoin one great Russian nation - and there will be no place for faschists as you ;)

[UkrainianCossack09]

Your opinions just make me laugh at how reatarded you Russians actually are. and its LVIV idiot. You russians just think you can tell people what to do dont you. and how the fuck am i a fascist? enlighten me

[MarshallJukov]

@UkrainianCossack09

It is Lvov dumbfuck))) City founded by Danila Galitsky and named in honor of his son Lev)) And since people those times spoke RUSSIAN and Church-Slavic - it is LVOV which means "Leon`s city" ;))

Go read a book kiddo already - you have no even basic knowlege and absent of any basic logic)))

"i" apeared in Ukrainean writing ONLY after 17th century moron))) and even in Polish Lvov is writen as Lwow))))

[SvrchovaneCechy]

NWO employees Yuschenko and Timoschenko will breach the agreement again, no illusions about that. They do everything possible to please their masters at Capitol Hill. Hosting Georgian ties eater and Vladimir Putin at the same time is a diplomatic provocation.

[rsnboy08]

Ohhhh.......I see!

[kalu19991]

hahaha Putin is the best,

only the most inteligent people can

make a joke which isn't rude but is still funny!!!

HE IS THE MAN!!!

[IamJacksColon4]

@kalu19991

putins been acting like a US bitch recently.

[Dimneh]

Путин о 2-х президентах:«бойцы вспоминали минувшие дни и битвы, что вместе продули они»

Красава, что ещё могу сказать, а главное правда!

[Dimneh]

битвы и дни* xD

[Dimneh]

What can I say, as a ukrainian living in Kiev?

Yalta > Kiev :)

[BulgarianTuber]

"we dont want to have them..........You know what I mean" Putin is the man

[ss90ss444]

Putin owned Saakashvili there. Putin is the man.

[mazopoiisi]

Medvedev is putin's puppet, or better his teddy-bear, and this is why he became the president of RF. Lavrov is also a great personality, respectable and serious pilitician, but he is still a minister. You know, he is too intelligent to become the Russian president. Putin would never do such a mistake.

All the leaders and Russian people talk to and trust Putin. Of course he is cruel and monolithic as a man, but i accept he is one of the few leaders who realy control their countries.

[LiberatorSystem]

Nice new

Agreed with you about Putin, and he is actually the last wall against the new Israeli project of supremacist war .

Putin is really a strong leader

[shineurs2]

would someone please tell me, what is a MILF?

[artbtu]

@shineurs2 : Its "Mothers I would Like to Fk"

[valkyrieQueensrf50lb]

Milf means mom i like to fuck :)

[danmanjones]

Haha nice 1 RT - make him eat it over & over.

Sucker svilly

[prisonerow]

Saakashvili and Yushchenko came to power with fake coloured "revolutions" (rose, orange). EU citizens don't trust EU any more, as they support dictatorships and then play the role of human rights protectors for USA's love.

They never won real elections, so they don't have their people legalization and this is the greatest abuse for democracy and human rights.

Although i don't like Putin, i hope he will make Saakashvili and Yushchenko to put both roses and oranges "you know where".

[troglodyte3344]

does that woman run Ukraine?  shes a PMILF !

[SuperTankT95]

Need to unite our country that would fix the crime committed by the traitors in 91. Ukraine, Belarus should be united with Russia !!!

[Flankymanga]

Georgia and Ukraine are basically Russia as their historical relations date back to the old times, and since then most of the architecture and infrastructure Georgia and Ukraine have are from Soviet times. Anyway thats not the point.... that necktie is a MEGALOL. @shushanias100 < Weird to read that from nation that was killing their own people duriing global peace time of summer olympics games.

[simba8899]

Saakashvili is an asshole.... Fucking hate that shit!

[ButcherWing]

Lenin did give Finland independence, but swedish kagals are still running Finland, those white facsist bastards.

[shushanias100]

What will you say of peaceful population. women and children killed by Russsian bombs in Gori outside conflict zone?

I really feel sorry for Russian sick nation. you do not have any politician or journalist who will tell the truth to russian people. putin killed everybody in Russia

[promdawg]

And America doesn't do this too? Look at most of the people that were kept at Guantanamo, most of them weren't even terrorists, most were people who spoke out against their government.

[igorvasilevsky]

LOL here we go, another brainwashed georgian who still fears Russia)

Some FACTS for you:

1) There were military installations in Gori, builded in civillian zone from the beginning, which bombed civillians in Tskinval (this was ACTUALLY killing of women and children).

2) Russian military warned georgian authorities of Gori about bombing military installations HOURS before, BUT georgian authorities didn't warn people.

[igorvasilevsky]

3) The so-called "bombing" of Gori was 1/100000 part in compare with bombing of Tskinval by Georgia. And it was AFTER georgian attack.

So ALL fault is on Georgia, because THEY (EU report proved it) started the war.

Uncomfortable truth fro brainwashed georgian, yeah? Of course, this information was censored in georgian media.

But again. This is a US-orchestrated conflict, which had many reasons for USA.

This conflict is not in interests of Russia and Georgia.

[ButcherWing]

What about Finland? :P

[shushanias100]

YOU ALL RUSSIANS ARE SICK.

Maybe USA is also Russia and they do not know about it:)

[elucidative]

Sakasvilli is a war criminal and murdered thousands of defenceless women and children. The Georgian Army with Israeli and American troops run over and flattened people with tanks that were running for safety.

[shushanias100]

Are you confusing Puppet Medvedev and Fasicst Putin to Saakashvili? Though how you ordinary russians should know the truth. There no free television, no free press . But try Internet maybe you will figure out the truth what is happenning outside Russia

[igorvasilevsky]

You must use internet to find conclusion of EU report: GEORGIA started the war *oops*

I can't understand how after this, georgian idiots continue to blame Russia for georgian crimes.. Are you really idiots or what?

[LiberatorSystem]

Saakashvili is under the order of the zionist corp, like the nato, all that was another provocation against the Russian bear .

A fucking new operation of destabilization

Beware Israel, the TOPOL-M is UNSTOPPABLE !!!

[mattlewis66]

There is more than one conclusion in that report. The other major one is that Russia was disproportionate in its military response.

[MarshallJukov]

@mattlewis66

Disproportionate? Like what?

May be we bombed Georgia for 72 days with 1200 aircrafts and 5000 cruise missiles?

Or may be we invaded, occupied it for 6 years hanging its president and stealing resources?

Like that?

No - we just wiped out georgian MILITARY infrastructure and potential - with no collaterial damage - THATS IT - all other is just pulled here from the ass - GEORGIANS was AGRESSOR - and we pacificated them GENTLY

[MarshallJukov]

@MarshallJukov

One more thing - Hitler also was aggressor - was USSR response DISPROPORTIONATE? May be we should cross USSR border in 1944 and shake hands with nazi so they would able to repeat their blietzkrieg or invade Britain?

You guys just know that Russia is RIGHT - but your patologic russophoby makes you desperately haste to invent some shit to blame Russia

[mattlewis66]

I'll tell you what I know. I know that I have the deepest love for a Russian, and I count this love as the most precious gift in my life, more than my life. I'll tell you that I think of her without cease, without tiring, without reservation. I'll tell you that her country must be the most splendid of places for she came from it, and though I work for the next 7 years, I will come to Russia, kiss the ground on which she walked, kiss her parents and bless Russia. That is what I know.

[MarshallJukov]

@mattlewis66

Congrats - you on the way of understanding Russian soul

[IvanSonyps3]

damn ur photos are disturbing

[IvanSonyps3]

make sure u kiss my russian ass while ur at it....lol

[igorvasilevsky]

watched press-conference and laughed.

Sukashvili and Ushenko, 2 US puppets, are really clowns, who even don't deserve attention of Putin) Timoshenko laughed also)

[zeeDoktor]

Putin is devilishly clever (you Russians make good propaganda, making me think that lol).

[klard]

zeeDoktor: I missed it. What was the propaganda in this video?

[borttrollad]

Dmitry Medvedev is putins puppet , Putin the master of puppets

[JointBuster]

VERY TRUE

[igorvasilevsky]

The fact that Medvedev and Putin worled together and have the same vision doesn't make him "puppet". It's normal in US politics but not in Russian.

+ we all saw how Medvedev can explain his vision very well, in millions of interviews and press-conferences.

All this Putin-Medvedev-puppet crap is the only possible thing talked by marginals and anti-Russian idiots, who are too lazy to hear Medvedev's words in various conferences and interviews.

BTW what do we expect from losers?)

[abarzilai664]

"we all saw how Medvedev can explain his vision very well" having a vision and laying it out is one thing, but implementing it is another. That is what gives the notion of Medvedev being Putin's puppet legs, he talks the talk but so far he hasn't walked the walk.