Chris Christie Calls Into The Majority Report To Clear Up This Whole Helicopter Mess

[officerjeff33]

HEY DUMBASS, THAT IS NOT GOVENOR CHRISTIE. I LIVE IN NEW JERSEY AND THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT GOVENOR CHRISTIE. GOVENOR CHRISTIE IS A MAJOR ASS AND I DON'T AGREE WITH HIS POLITICS BUT I DOUBT HE, JUST LIKE 99.99999 PERCENT OF THE PUBLIC DOES NOT KNOW YOUR INTERNET RADIO SHOW EXIST. . NOT GO TO YOUR "PODCAST HAHAHA AWARD "

[SirJacobDale]

ugh! Gov. Christie pins his bullshit on the teachers. It's annoying.

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

That chopper thing really pissed off constituents. They want him to spend more time around the capitol.

NJ is the most densely populated state. When Gov. Christie travels, it drops to sixth.

If Gov. Christie runs for president, he'll have to deal with some pretty weighty issues.

Gov. Christie's YouTube videos appeal to a very wide audience.

Many of Gov. Christie's decisions are based upon gut feelings.

Gov. Christie made some pretty massive cuts in education spending.

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

Gov. Christie gave tax cuts to the top 1%, giving the Wall st. Fat cats very wide berth, allowing them to live high on the hog.

Gov. Christie has received some pretty hefty criticisms from the people of NJ, recently.

Though he did receive some sizable praise from the right.

To be fair, Gov. Christie does have to deal with some fairly large scale issues.

Gov. Christie is a friend of big business.

[xJoeEDangerouslyx]

That must have been a big fuel bill for that chopper. And his passengers were pretty brave, too.

But seriously, Gov. Christie is a great man. A VERY great man.

Actually, many of his votes were the result of some confusion. He wore red and the voters thought it was a referendum on kool-aid.

I hear NJ voters are sick of Gov. Christie throwing his weight around and want him to chew the fat and get back to running the state.

I hear Gov. Christie came out in favor of the defense of marinara act.

[madashell1200]

Yeah its a joke. If it was real, he would be even harder to hear because he would be eating a blt.

[marecku21]

MrSickfishy wrote: "i want to put my weeney in christies mouth"

Never put any appendages within striking distance - when it comes to meat, he's lightening food and is liable to chomp it off and swallow it in one gulp.

[scp443]

LMAO

[Sanosukeafo]

The caller makes his points well. Republicans don't care about what really matters in america, the 95% of us working the normal 9 to 5 job. Police, teachers, soldiers, fire fighters; republicans take cheap shots at us little people, while spending the rest of their time trying to ban stem cell research and abortion, because they got their head so far up Jesus' ass and their big company share holder ass's that they don't care about us at the bottom, while they fly around in their helicopters.

[MrSickfishy]

i want to put my weeney in christies mouth

[wilfrid55]

sounds like the Guvner to me.....

[CmdrSloanne]

I doubt it ,that that was Gov.Christie..

[dizzymasekela]

That wasn't Christie cause Christie is always mush-mouthed and unintelligible for all the sausages and donuts he's continuosly chomping on.

[Boomer1949]

If this was a joke, I was fooled. Maybe because it sounded a lot like what Christie would say and his voice. No, I'm pretty sure that was the real Gov...If it isn't the real Christie needs to call in and refute this phone call.

[Boomer1949]

Wow Sam ! Your becoming a big time and to think I knew and listened to you way back before Christy wasn't as damaging to grass.

[asdfxcxv]

Why can't people comprehend sarcasm ? 

[tristbjorn]

@asdfxcxv it's all the same people who will call out any genuine photage as "OMG this is obvious fake"!

[MUTT1126]

I have a sneaking suspicion that wasn't actually chris christie... because I'm chris christie. helicopter has wifi, bitches!

[zaggers77]

Yeah this is an obvious joke.

[MNICY]

LOL people took this obvious joke seriousy!!!!

[zmc33]

hey sam, please tell your listeners that this was a joke....

theyre not gettin it.

anyone with half a brain would know this by listening...

[halation777]

@zmc33 Go to hell asshole. I didn't "get the joke", so I'm stupid? Go fuck yourself.

[zmc33]

@halation777

angry much?

[halation777]

@zmc33 Sometimes, when people say have "half a brain" when they don't know a thing about me.

Arrogant much, you? Asshole.

[zmc33]

@halation777

just tryin to let people know that this was a joke.....

but being that our entire government (usa) is full of bad actors, I understand your thinking.

[VirgilB01]

@zmc33 - This isn't Chris Christie. This is a crank call from someone calling the station. You can tell by the answers to the questions that are given concerning this helicopter debacle. Any state Governor wouldn't waste time on stuff like this.

[zmc33]

@VirgilB01 agreed...

[halation777]

Was this for real?? Blaming teachers for him being late to the game to justify his use of a helicopter?? At least he was honest saying is too obese to walk!! Un-fricken-believable!!!

[bricitybrac]

@halation777 It's a joke. Sam does these every once in a while. Janeane Garofalo used to call in and do a really good Katherine Harris impression every once in a while.

[halation777]

@bricitybrac Thanks for letting me in on it. I guess I don't know Sam Seder enough to have gotten his sense of humor. Thanks for not being a prick like zmc33.

[halation777]

Arrogant fuck. 

[TheBeardedMarxist]

This is Jimmy Reefer Cakes! lol

[awreslr2]

EPIC  EPIC! Governor is as arrogant and disgusting even when he tries to justify his improper personal use of public resources. Even tries to get a few slams into our host, Sam! Great piece of video, folks!