"Tap Your Head" (Creepy Kids Show)

[RockingRhode]

I'm just imagining some advanced, futuristic civilization finding this in the mass, nuclear wreckage of society, on VHS.  Shit.

[SamWhitemoon1]

Is that John Holmes...??

[kedarguru]

can someone make a remix?

[freezedriedeggs]

The fact that the VHS glitched out made this so much better/creepier XD

[KevinLounsberry]

move, move, move your lips, move your lips while you suck my dick.

[emailtheoldies]

i swear this shit is why people are so stupid, why don't americans treat their kids like people and not pets.

[mixmedia101]

I'll tap my head when I'm dead...

[MrDjl4]

Tap, tap, tap your, head. Tap your head in my bed.

[InuitInua]

I really don't think this would be as creepy if he was standing up.

[KevinLounsberry]

@InuitInua If he did that, you might find out why he was sitting down.

[SethMcFartlane]

"Tap, tap, tap my crotch. Tap my crotch andifyoutellanyonei'llfuckingk­illyou!"

[WTHImPurple]

I feel some what violated :(

[PoopPoopFart]

"I have some children here with me..."

OH SHIT

[TheFantageGirl982]

Tap, tap, tap your ass. Tap your ass in your music class.

[DeanMartin1231]

Im getting the fuck out of here..before I see somthing worse!

[thesopranpoes]

2:14 Little black girl can't even keep up

[emailtheoldies]

@thesopranpoes maybe if they were krumpin'. 

[ArshkyBarshky]

He should be wearing velcro strap shoes.

[PhantomoftheMusical]

In todays world, a guy like that would never be allowed anywhere near children....unless it was in a church.

[DavidFullam]

OMG, he's hypnotizing those kids!

[Lalicure]

That little girl with the black shoes and blue dress is adorable, she just melts my heart.

[FavoretFox]

"I have some children here with me.."

MOVE IN NOW BLUE TEAM.

[psychomajic666]

This fucker redminds me of my creepy Kindergarden assistant teacher!

He was always pulling me aside and making me tell him about my feelings & caressing my shoulders.

[Opsyklontine]

By "head" there could be two totally different meanings.

[podycheck]

Video from a library? More like evidence from a court case.

[ZombiezRCool]

This reminds me of Tim and Eric

[armourking100]

touch touch touch your penis

[mechaworks]

His mustache says "Yea I've been naked in front of a camera before..what of it"

[dfam35]

"Please join in, I got a beat hiding inside somewhere, kiddies, won't you come over here and find it - just tap, tap, tap it gently!" PEDO-JERK!!! Run, kids, run!!!!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[dfam35]

"Creepy" ain't the word! What an abomination of a pedo-porn-star-mustache lookin' FREAK! Where's Chris Hansen???

[BlueParatroopa]

I love you, Doug.

[LoveSarcoptesFilms]

balding men with molestaches shouldn't host kid's shows.

[weareallanemic]

Pedobear approves of this video.

[thevoice11]

I feel like I'm breaking laws by watching this.

[Nicholasdude187]

"tap your hips while you move your lips" Giggity

[IndigoCat17]

he wants to tap something when he goes to bed and i dont mean his head

i mean a child's ass !!!

[IndigoCat17]

He is deffently a pedophile for sure did this guy ever get

caught for rape in a child ??

[IndigoCat17]

He is the most fucking creepy guy I have ever seen!!!

[simpfan666]

Doug, I dont want you spending any time with me or my children.

[Kemonokami]

Seriously, this guy is so fucking creepy that the temperature drops to 20 degrees when he enters a room.

[TheLegitMan93]

Shows like this make me think of Margaret Kelly Michaels.

[cringevenom]

@TheLegitMan93 LOL

[98kiyoko]

this sounded extremely wrong.

[AwkwardBatman]

Please don't show me your beat, Doug.

/pedoimplications

[Aquarius199]

Tap, tap, tap your head. Tap your head til Doug is dead!

[TheElectricDreamer93]

fap fap fap?

[TVWriterGuy]

Tap, tap, tap your butt. Tap and slap it like a slut.

[ldylkr]

@TVWriterGuy  lol

[Wh3nYour3Strang3]

0:08 "Now this isn't the kind of program where you just sit back and watch. YER GONNA WORK YER ASS OFF!"

[Longknife]

So how many of the kids did he tap?

[hootiehooo2u]

@Longknife omg when i read this comment i laughed so hard i cried

[TheLegitMan93]

This is like one of those things that you would watch while stoned and the subtle streaks of hilarity would shine forth and stab you in the gut like multiple javelins causing your body to burst apart with laughter.