Wizard People, Dear Reader - BRANDISH THIS! (Chapter 7)

[ganja420pothead]

Goddamn. I almost gave up on this crap until I watched this one. That killing gorillas and bears part up till the end was amazing.

[kkezar11]

The mental notes are stacking.

[gksam10]

@kkezar11 hahahaha I really like this too

[pinkberrypeaches]

LMFAO Brad Neely is too much :'D

[MsDamnstraight]

His monologue is stinky.

[rizz103]

KABLOOMERS! DESTRUCTIAWWWWWWWN.

[snowpixie15]

THIS IS SO MESSED UP yet hilarious :)

[mtlsapu]

Oh, we don't say his name. But know this: he is a badass. He could kill anyone, anything. A gorilla or a bear, whatever.

[ohpno]

Harry almost dookies a shooter!

[JVilleTVille]

Ed Vanders, wasteland of a face....

[karatechopgeo]

Holy balls, he's bought the turkish owl! Hurrah!

[TheMyshkinIncarnate]

"He starts whispering like a thespian in a particularly juicy role."

[Priorywrestling]

The mental notes are stacking

[dboynodcoy]

Harry gazes at the man's skin. A ketchupy, callus of a face.

I will make spells that save me from looking like him, Harry makes that mental note, I assure you. The mental notes are stacking.

[TheKingOfFresno]

I will make spells that save me from looking like him, Harry makes that mental note I assure you.  The mental notes are stacking.

[goldenchocobo2070]

The mental notes, are stacking.

[TheMaggiePZ]

"a ketchupy callus of a face."

[0lecm0g]

This kind of sounds like a mad-lib...

[mrchuckmorris]

I love when my dad gets that why-didn't-I-think-of-it-befor­e look, even when he has had thought of this before.

[gabrielle1234star]

"He is a bad ass. He could kill anyone, any thing. A gorilla or a bear or whatever."

[MissStarkid222]

Holy balls! He's bought the Turkish owl, hurrah!

[ChaoticKeyblade]

Man, you gotta do the rest of the films! And Sorcerer's Apprentice, while you're at it :P

[bamitsbeth93]

"Holy balls! He's bought the Turkish owl! Hoorah!" This is so hilarious.

[blass87]

That's just like Haggar to break the mood like that.

[SirAizenman]

Vanders, with a 'why didn't I think of it before?' look, the look that everyone's dad puts on when he's trying to pick out shoes and clothes for their kid, even though they had thought of this before, from the beginning, in fact, they just want to draw out the afternoon with needless driving around and tryings - on because they don't know what else to do with their kids. Well, he puts on that kind of look.

[YamiBakurafangirl]

brad neely is soooo fucking awesome lol

[z166526]

...Mental notes are stacking.



[ekimusman2]

"Ed Vanders, wasteland of a face..."

[MrNoodle74456]

Jeepers! Ed Vanders Rushes into Harry's view like a scarecrow carcass.

[BeretsAreSexy]

Looks like 5 people need to be punched hard in the dick.

[PatomBomb]

harry nod.....sss

[JaseAndrews]

Oh, THAT kind of look. 

[MrTnugent]

The mental notes are stacking, this stuff is quality

[MrMatto91]

HOLY BALLS HES BOUGHT THE TURKISH OWL

[MSxSlushi]

You have inspired me to make a novel.

[nxtwilson]

These are frucking highlarious. You sir have a great vocabulary

[jac0bsh0ck]

He is a man of words. Brad Neely you are amazing.

[pyrix]

"More quotes by stupid people who think they're funny by repeating what was already said in the video!"

[ThatWasFred]

@pyrix Do they think they're funny? I thought they're just happy to share their favorite parts to see if they were also the favorite parts of other users. It becomes annoying when there are only one or two lines in a video, and people quote those, but do you really have a problem with this? I kind of enjoy it.

[quidnuncnarniac]

"Harry almost dookies a shooter..."

"But KaBLOOMERs! Destrucsion!"

"stockpiles of nuclear level energy..."

"the mental notes are stacking.."

"wily stag of a twig"

"Hoorah! He's bought the Turkish Owl!"

[Solveigster]

harry totally frigs up half of the store with that wiley stag of a twig!

[motivosa1]

The mental notes are stacking...

[frankis213]

harry almost dookies a shooter!

[WaveringInterest]

"Whispers like a thespian in an especially juicy role."

XD

[Embem1992]

"Holy Balls! He bought the turkish owl! hurrah!"

[Iwantyourbabies24]

his breath cascades over Harry's unbreathing nose. "How long must I go without an intake of air?" thinks Harry. It's the only thought that consumes his brain

[filmfanatic128]

a gorilla or a bear or anything

[Alchris051]

Holy balls! He blight the Turkish owl! HURRAH!!! lol

[AWindIsRising]

What eloquent vocabulary!

[hiddenexit]

Ed Vanders' wasteland of a face crowds in close...

[rhall4th]

"How long must I go on without an intake of air?" thinks Harry. LOL

[MikeyChrist1]

"Harry almost dookies a shooter" lol

[myonly99isccombat]

@MikeyChrist1 l0llllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllllllllllllllllllllllllllll­llllll

[Kueck10893]

JEEPERS! Ed Vanders rushes into Harry's view like a scarecrow carcass, a dreadful visage indeed!

[ParaTobEnce]

Harry makes that mental note, I assure you. The mental notes are stacking.

[TheMlack]

The mental notes are stacking.

[MrBrooklyn555]

But know this he is a bad ass he could kill anyone, anything a gorilla or a bear anything.

[claytonfosure]

HOLY BALLS HE BOUGHT THE TURKISH OWL! hoorah!

[Skimaskguy]

The mental notes are stacking

[mcflypink]

lmao. Harry almost dookies a shooter.

[EruptiveFuzz]

ed vanders - wasteland of a face hahaha

[wheresolive]

If Herman Melville wrote Harry Potter fanfiction, I'm pretty sure this is what he'd turn out.

[snuckoo]

HURRAH!

[SpunkRansomMyHero]

But on the first try, Harry totally frigs up half of the store...with that wily stag of a twig...

[BeastChildoMine]

harry almost dookies a shooter

[creekstar7]

I love how Bran Neely keeps describing how ugly Advanders is. XD

[nanthil]

HOLY BAWLS!!! He bought the turquish owl! Hurrah!

[Threadds]

Brad Neely, you are a god.

[LordPlagus777]

Lol, nice. You didn't drop your thesaurous

[xoxCarlyx7]

but know this. HE IS A BAD ASS. hahahha

[Trinitykill]

his monologue...is stinky

[ohworditssean]

JEEPERS!

[matteverest]

HOLY BALLS He's bought the Turkish Owl! Hurrah!!!

[madmagic10]

the mental notes are stacking, i was fine throughout the whole movie but for some reason i died there lol

[xconfidentialx182]

harry is sick of whispery games

[GoatFace99]

The mental notes... are stacking.

[LukeDSimpson]

A warm-light wand, what a hair-raisingly good idea!

[iamronnie]

a ketchupy callous of a face.

[sleepyface88]

Know this, he is a badass

[humaneffluvium]

"Harry frigs up the place with that wily stag of a twig"...I love how it's silly and yet freakishly eloquent lol

[ricketydoodah]

how long must i go without an intake of air. this is the only thought that consumes our harry.

[jclwhite]

Holy balls, He's bought the Turkish Owl!

[iamronnie]

his monologue is stinky.

[Azsharis]

JEEPERS

[jsnoopy10]

hahaha he is such a baddass he could fight a bear or gorrilla or something......

[GothChilde6969]

"I will make spells that save me from looking like him!"

[BrandtCooley]

"The mental notes are piling up, I assure you."

[vXcXous]

A gorilla or a bear or whatever.

[kirsenx30]

KABLOOMERS! de-struc-shuun!

lol how does this guy think of this

[goldenball]

Holy balls, Hagar has bought the Turkish owl! lol

[tangerinextrees88]

JEEPERS!! Ed Vanders rushes into Harry's view like a scarecrow carcass!

[loveledzep]

HAHAHA! He stands in front of harry like some freaking amadeus, no doubt imagining harry as his orchestra!

[jamie33190]

The mental notes are stacking. LOL.

[NeonCinders]

The mental notes are stacking.

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

Neely is a kickazz narrator.

[soupnrc]

Harry almost dookies a shooter, but controls himself... hahahaha

[sev3nthplague]

"His monologue is stinky...". Bahaha

[sflem10]

kabloomers destruction!

[DarknessHowls]

"Finally, breaking the mood, Hagar taps the window. Holy balls, he's bought the Turkish Owel--HOORAH!"

[tomwellingxox]

I will make up spells to keep ne from looking like him. Soooo funny. Lol

[katmolburke]

harry totally firgs up half of the store!! hahahahahaha this is freakin genius

[grable42]

but know this.... he is a badass LOL!!!

[BiafraBeliever]

Harry almost dookies a shooter

[casey11592]

"how long...must i go...without an intake of air" thinks harry, its the only thought that consumes his brain. ahhahahaha

[journeyrocks72]

The mental notes are stacking... hahahahaha

[KatarnandKanos]

holy balls!

[dunkmasta11]

KA-BLOOMERS! DE-STRUTION!

[JadoreMusique2]

"He stands in front of Harry like some freaking Amadeus. He's no doubt imagining Harry as his orchestra."

[ArthurEricBlair]

a gorilla, a bear, anything

[JustAnotherEgo]

"Harry almost dookies a shooter, but he controls himself"

[tenaciousheart123]

"holy balls! he bought the turkish owl! huhzahh!"

"jeepers! edvander's rushes into harry's (i couldnt understand XP) like a dead scarecrow carcass"

lol! dud u r a genius!

[1358531]

KAMBLOOMERS!!!

[AllisonJMac]

"his monologue... is... stinky..." Hahaha!!

[killedbyAP]

"the mental notes are stacking" HAHA

[djfifixfifi99]

Vandlers is flabergasted>> LMAO!!!

[MoonmanJR]

lol holy bals hes bought the turkish owl! hurah!

[ronweaslbee]

Harry almost dookies a shooter.

[Butter89cup]

lmao that part was so funny

[sheerbeauty]

What does that even mean?

[DamnFlanProductions]

It means that Harry almost shit his pants he was so scared.

[XanBcoo]

"Harry gazes at the man's skin. A ketchupy callous of a face."

[ChibiSanX]

I assure you, the mental notes are stacking.

XD Brilliant.

[PatrickSchabus]

use yourself wiseley....

hahahahah

sooo goood !!!

[FGSRFunLol]

"wasteland of a face"

terrific description!

[mythla]

Kabloomers!  Destruction!

[buttslaporchestra69]

JEEPERS! Edvanders rushes into Harry's view like a scarecrow carcass, a dreadful visage indeed! haha

[pjbaldes]

master h is beginning to feel animosity toward his own celebrity!

[madhi19]

The mental notes are stacking! lollll

[HepCat2000]

The mental notes are stacking.

[mrzl13]

holy balls he bought the turkish owl!

HRRRAH!

[zaccuttie]

He is a badass

[mizusajt]

Harry almost dookies a shooter, but controls himself.

[commandoZAP]

He could kill anything. A gorilla or a bear or anything.

His soliloquy is stinky.

[justnosy]

'I will make spells to keep me from looking like him' harry make that mental note, i assure you. the mental notes are stacking...

[tjforizzleyeeeeah]

Holy Balls! He's bought the Turkish owl! Hurrah!

[tuanomsoc]

vanders

with a why-didn't-i-think- -of-it-beFore look

the look

that everyone's dad puts on when he's trying to pick out shoes and clothes for their kid

even though they Have had thought of this before

From the beGinning in fact

they just wanna draw out the afternoon with needless driving around and tryings-on

because they don't know what else to do with their kids

well

he puts on That kind of look

[kkrueger91]

but know this....he is a badass...he could kill anyone, anything, a gorilla or a bear whatever, anything...anything but you

frickin hilarious

[evilweevil321]

ed vanders all but soliloquies: "oh we don't say HIS name..."

[spagerbot]

Holy Balls!

[lameegs]

KABLOOMERSSS

[GammyGoose]

Hello? Hello?

[b34rdc0r3]

the mental notes are stacking.

[punkrockdefeatist]

how long must i go, without an intake f air harry thinks to himself, its the only thought he has at the time...

i wonder if neely laughs while he does this i mean he's got to

[imascooby1985]

watch the sorting hat scene...

[NoveltySocks]

Harry almost dookies a shooter

[timeparadox888]

"HOLY BALLS HE GOT THE TURKISH OWL!"roflmao XD

[strongmungus]

hahahaha his breath cascades over Harry's unbreathing nose

[ohyousexylush21]

holy balls he bought the turkish owl, hurray!!

[6our6vampire6hearts]

totally friggs up half the store

omg... x'D I cry laughing every time I watch these videos!

[markvol]

JEEPERS!

[andantinowithaswager]

KABLOOMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! DESTRCUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love how he describes the look on ed vanders face. ya know? the dad shopping.

[doctorchalupa]

but... KABLOOOMERS!!!

[astronomydomine00001]

waste land of a face

[companioncubexglados]

JEEPERS!

[Luv2Sing15]

"oh we dont say his name, but know this. he is a badass" hahaha

[CoreHilarious]

"Harry almost dookies a shooter!"

[Pwnzerfaustz56]

but... kabloomers!!

[arielisawhore]

"hagar knocks on the window. holy balls! he's bought the turkish owl!

[RockandRollandSports]

his monologue, is stinky.

[casey11592]

"harry totally frigs up half of the store" lmao

[skandarsgirl01]

kabloomers!! detructiiuuun!!!

his wasteland of a face lolololol

[littlextraordinare]

holy balls! he's bought the turkish owl, hurrah!

lol!!!11!!1

[bertoffa]

bahaha! harry almost dookies a shooter, but controls himself. sooo good

[ManWhoLovesTheMary]

Oh, too much to quote. The whole Dad shopping "soliloque" was great! And Voldemort being a "Bad Ass"!!! LOL! And of course, the mental notes...too good!

[rosesrosesrose]

i'd like to see chuck pahlaniuk write this.

[zqwiggle24]

KABLOOMERZ!

[MaxInTransition]

Destructshuuuun

[ByrdOnFire]

I love the long talk about dad's taking their kids to try things on.

[machetemonkey]

he friggs up half the store with that wily stag of a twig!

this is genius.

[kungfulegend12]

He could kill anyone anything, a gorilla a bear, whatever anything but you

Fuck YES

[willowpuff]

"A few husky hellos.  Hello... Hello... JEEPERS"

ahhahahahaahaahahahahaa

[loonygrl90]

"The mental notes are stacking..."

"Kabloomers! DeSTRUCTION!"

"Use yourself wisely..."

"Holy balls! He's bought the turkish owl! HURRAH!"

XD

[79xd79]

Those were by far my favourite lines.

At first I thought these were retarded but funny, now I know they're works of genius.