I'm A Big Fat Whore

[jamesedwardking]

FAG..

[hyryret]

@abwrecom

I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked.

[YeBoyTrey]

fag.

[dkhgr]

good clothes - good hair. thats pretty much all i noticed

[CMaddoxBiitch]

You look like Zack from Saved By The Bell.

[massaar6]

@CMaddoxBiitch gah that's not the first time i heard that!

lmfao i don't i swear

[fearbe47]

Don't make fun of him... He is the best thing thats happened to me since we came out together!!! Yes... we're GAY... like pee pee suckin GAY... :)

[fearbe47]

ritchie ritch ha ha ha............He has no P.P I know this guy.

[fearbe47]

ritchie ritch ha ha ha............

[johnteshreturns]

i can't stop rubbing and/or tearing off my dikkk!!!

[utube4u007]

lol so let me guess "hope" and "faith" are your two ex girlfriends?

[utube4u007]

go to the beach?? since where is there a beach in canada?

[massaar6]

lmfao there's beaches everywhere.. especially in canada we have like 90% of the fresh water in the world

[lolfan333]

lolz matt add me on facebook k?

[Canadaandme]

Typical socially acceptable Torontonian! lols

[olvinjavier1]

LOL.!!!!!!!!!

[CleanSockz]

There is a little bug behind you? or is that a spot? hahaa

I want to know your feeling on craiglist missed connections?

and your adorable :)

[ReeMowLeo]

Oh shiit, I've been whoring it up the wrong way!

:O

I knew i was doing something wrong

lulz

[bubblybeauty23]

is that a waist coat coz its hot... *eye fuking*

jowkk

=D

[massaar6]

why yes, it is!

[maniacalmike]

You're not fat.

Big? Yes. Tall, anyway.

Whore? Really? Which one gave you the quarter?

But definitely not fat.

[massaar6]

haha well the 10cent rate just had to be increased, i couldn't help it!

[tiffanymondesir]

i think there was a fly on your lamp :)

socially acceptable whoring... i like ^_^

[NewBoi1980]

you wear too many clothes :)

[Jayson510]

I am now curious how often you have eye molested someone, without realizing you were doing it... I have a friend who does it all the time, and actually has no idea he is eye f-ing the other person....

[massaar6]

hmm i wonder.. i think you coould tell though!

[Jayson510]

IDK! :)

[loki4469]

Thanks, I just spit my drink out laughing. ^_^

[massaar6]

haha my job here is done then

[gatoloco98104]

Oh BTW, this is the second, of recent videos, inwhich you've used the term PENIS.  According to rules of net neutrality, part IV, section 3.42, paragraph six, you are required to use the term VAGINA in you next video.

Good Day Sir.

[massaar6]

haha i shall remember that next time! rats

[studentdotcom]

Just thought that I'd state the obvious. The title of this video is amazingly accurate.

[massaar6]

my thanks you mr

[ohcomeonusername]

Holy shit, why are you being so different? Is this a school project or something, this is almost as annoying as that fag who cried about Brittney spears, not that i have anything against gay people, but shit, you are queer in this video. I thought you were a cool kid before i saw this.

[massaar6]

probably cause it's tyler oakley inspired.

haha but i'm not being different what so ever, just a different topic.

but if you getting the impression i'm gay makes me no longer cool, then i'm glad you don't like my video's haha someone who doesn't like gay people i wouldn't want around anyways that's just stupid

[videocamgirl]

You are so funny! Keep the videos coming. :)

[massaar6]

will do! thanks.

[Ryguy127]

oh matt...your ghettoness just made my day today lol

[massaar6]

AHaha aweeee <3 glad i can help

[backto1960]

haha! girl you be trippin' lol lol You are mad gangster lol

[massaar6]

damnnn straighttt mhhhhmmm

[backto1960]

lol good videos man, keep it up.

[swerveon]

anyways - sorry for alluding to a perceived arrogance. part of your appeal is how down to earth you are. it would be disappointing if you became somewhat arrogant. but I still don't think that's possible. you're too funny and satirical.

[massaar6]

Haha

well i like how you favourited this :P

means it had something worth while in it

AHA ^_^

[swerveon]

of course!

[Neechers]

The title pretty much roped me in.

I love whoring myself out to you. You love it too.

[massaar6]

Ahaha it would catch you :P

loland yeh pretty soon the babies will jsut walk out ;)

[swerveon]

just another - self perceived attractive person complaining about how other people find him attractive... not attractive. Get over yourself dude. I thought you were cool. I guess the shadows are a perfect metaphor to your other conceited personality.

[massaar6]

Haha not once did i call myself attractive, so how then can you justify me being "self perceived attractive"?

[swerveon]

well I guess only a self perceived attractive person complains about how many times he's "eyefucked" and how tiring it is. Damn dude - I know there are people out there without social graces but realize that maybe they cannot help it - or even know they are doing that - because they are looking at an attractive dude. I suggest - be a little more gracious. Unless they are being total "creep show hosts" and then I would also be creeped out by their actions. I do agree that creepiness is not good.

[massaar6]

I didn't say it's tiring, i said it's not acceptable, meaning it's weird and i'm talking about people doing it general not exclusively relating it to me. So are you saying people only look at attractive people like that?

But i must say you just called me attractive, meaning if i think i am it's justified and not self perceived, sorry but you've lost your point now :P.

Haha though i understand your argument and the later statement is what i was referring to in the video.

[swerveon]

well I understand your point - and yes you are attractive, and yes creeps are "not acceptable". thanks for countering in is such a mature lighthearted way - you really are a cool Canadian boy.

[carpenmw]

The acoustics of your filming location are strange or maybe it's just me, but I don't think it is just me because I'm not entirely clueless, there's like some echo, or maybe an audible void, anyways, like the vest - - -

[massaar6]

haha i know the audio was weird, my room isn't even that empty, it just sounded that way.

[gatoloco98104]

I'm not shaving until the Leafs win the cup!

[massaar6]

aha do it. go for it.

[JohnnyDurham19]

whenever you were looking into the camera during this video, I was eye fucking you.

also though, the big shadow scared me.

i kept thinking it was trying to attack you.

:'(

[massaar6]

AHAHAHA

okay okay fine SOMETIMES eye fucking is okay..

and hmm next time just save me

[imike1411]

not acceptable.... lol :)

[megnut12]

uh uh gurl, you be trippin'.

[swerveon]

tell me about it!

[massaar6]

mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhmmmmm you betta recognizeeee

[omikegosh]

I <3 you!

[NatilaTekila]

Well looks like im considered fugly. i don't get any eye contact. =(

well, i guess i should shower then =P

[massaar6]

plz do, then everyone will want you :)

[aShAdDyPiZzAbOy]

I like hot legs

[massaar6]

lmfao.. umm okay?

[mattyismyhomeboy]

i appreciate your shadows.

[massaar6]

YES

i appreciate your appreciation

[Tiednbound]

Haircut!

[dafttool]

Eyes may be the windows to the soul, but unfortunately too often nobody is home. :-/

Now for your take on gaydar.... ;)

[massaar6]

lmfao

gaydar is easy

[dafttool]

Sure gaydar is easy in Canada, everybody is gay there,...but what about the rest of the world. :P jk

[DamuEmran]

shave that shit

[massaar6]

aha ew.

[nexttsar]

I liked the way you phrased that whole video to make sure we didn't know if the "cute people" were male or female. I am sure you get plenty of eye contact from both. The question is, to whom do you return the eye contact?

[massaar6]

Ahahahaha

yeh both give me alot, i can't deny that one

[nexttsar]

Hahaha back at ya---you are far too well coiffed, well dressed and handsome to be straight! (one hopes)

[massaar6]

haha i have to admit,

at 41 and in the states, i don't think you'd have a shot :P