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  • Whatever mistakes Jeremy Clarkson makes, he has a get-out-of-jail-free card from me for once punching Piers Morgan in the face.

  • Ian Hislop is wearing a polo shirt in the HIGNFY clip!

    Never saw that episode.

  • Can't stand Piers Moron, but no such thing as a harmonica superstar??

    Erm; Stevie Wonder!!!

  • does anyone actually like him? yep hahaa

  • Merton and Hislop, you absolute fucking legends.

  • DITECH SUDAN NOW

  • TIMEZONE GADDAFI LYNCHES PAUL WELLOR IAN HISLOP

    4 WOMEN

    MARK LAMARR

    IAN HISLOP

    PAUL WELLOR

    BRUCE FORSYTH

  • Piers Morgan is such a slimy cunt. Thank you America for taking him off our hands, and no we're not taking him back. Ever.

  • Watching that argument is absolute heaven. It's like watching manu and liverpool fans argue - you agree with the whole conversation:D

  • Even the 101 vault hates him. haha

  • @sonictripod

    Best comment ever.

  • @sonictripod

    Best comment ever.

  • @sonictripod

    Best comment ever.

  • @sonictripod Best comment ever.

  • Just Great  amazing vid dude

  • @sonictripod LOL!!!!

  • I had headphones on, Stone deaf forever anyone?

  • It's all coming out now. #leveson

  • Piers has covered himself in glory again only yesterday

    After Hugh Grant's testimony at the Leveson inquiry Piers stated on twitter (in that usual smarmy sarcastic way of his) "If Nelson Mandela was watching Grant's performance today he'd finally find out what perseuction was about"

    To do this on the same day as Milly Dowler's parents gave their testimony just goes to show how crass and self obsessed he is

  • how old is this!?

  • new series starts January 2012, hosted by Frank Skinner.

  • Ah god, Morgan such an idiot, asking a HIGNFY crowd is they like Hislop...

  • Is that a joke? He's despised in Britain for ruining people's lives by following them 24/7 and organising hate campaigns/phone hacking. Horrible creature full of bad vibes..

  • I don't much care for Piers Morgan. To be fair his documentaries are OK, and he keeps the people he interviews on their toes. As a talent judge he stinks and I'd hate to work for him.

  • @gtgale1 but he's not just 'an entertainer trying to make a living', he was editor for news of the sun, the mirror and the news of the world. he's partly responsible for the phone hacking scandal, he published stories that he knew were only obtained through hacking and also paid papparazzi to hound anyone who criticised him. he's a horrible person.

  • as simon says *points finger at piers morgan* - CUNT!

  • Bring back Room 101!

  • @sonictripod

    Peirs Morgan has drafted a Constitution for the State of Israel, which has influenced various Knesset Members interested in constitutional reform

  • @sonictripod good one :)

  • The end result always justified the means for Piers. He's just a horrible, destructive little snob who has had far too much exposure. It's disgusting what he's been allowed to get away with by appealing to the mob mentality of the media frenzied British public. I would love to see him be held accountable for his indefensible actions over the years.

  • @suzjeweller In an interview with the evangelical periodical Christianity Today, Morgan stated: "I am a Christian, and I am a devout Christian. I believe in the redemptive death and resurrection of Jesus Christ. I believe that that faith gives me a path to be cleansed of sin and have eternal life

  • @TheWrongBoyfriends That's hilarious! Well, at least it explains how he manages to sleep at night. I love how he uses christianity to effectively absolve him of any responsibility and at the same time misses the point entirely. I'm not pro christian or anything but he really does take the piss. Pretty bad example to use in a christian mag haha!

  • I have no words for our tabloids, just absolute scum

  • See what has happened to our Great Country Check Out THE PARTY OF SLEAZE by Tokyo Rose

  • "do you actually like him??"

    "YEEEEH!!"

    what a fail for a fail of man.

  • 26 people sacked their brothers.

  • Should of changed the Morgan in the video title to Piers Moron.

  • fuck you, britain, for unloading this unbearable idiot on us. take him back. TAKE HIM BACKKKK

  • @EucharistOfHypnos are you crazy man, we only just got rid of him ;)

  • @EucharistOfHypnos Hell no! Hmm, perhaps we can dump him in a boat in the middle of the Atlantic?

  • @AphoticCosmos That's a fair compromise.

  • @EucharistOfHypnos, well the Ozzies wouldn't take him and the Canadian's couldn't understand him - it was either give him to you or keep him.

    Sorry.

    If it’s any compensation – we’ve got Friends endlessly repeated on UK TV.

  • @EucharistOfHypnos Look, your country has the highest gun ownership per capita in the world, why do you think we sent him to you? do we need to draw diagrams?

  • @mrspivvy hahahaha :D

  • @EucharistOfHypnos can we compromise and dump him half way across the atlantic? 

  • @EucharistOfHypnos Fuck you America, for funding terror in our towns and cities during the 1970's and 1960's.

  • @EucharistOfHypnos Well, you did give us Madonna. Still, maybe Piers was too extreme a form of retaliation...

  • @EucharistOfHypnos No way! We will join you in the next 10 middle east wars if you promise to keep him there.

  • @EucharistOfHypnos NO WAY. Too many Americans don't realise he is a vile, lying, cheating, manipulative, immoral egomaniac. A talentless hack. A hypocrite, disgusting scum bag. So he is hiding over there because we all hate him. You took him in and have to keep him now! HAHA! Not one our best exports.

  • @EucharistOfHypnos No Returns. We've been trying for years to get rid of him!

  • @EucharistOfHypnos never! you have no idea how long it took to get rid of him

  • @EucharistOfHypnos Will you forgive me if I say HA HA! You let him in! HA HA!

    HA HA!

  • @EucharistOfHypnos we  hate that twat please keep him

  • @EucharistOfHypnos NOOOOOOOOO! your more then welcome to him!

  • @EucharistOfHypnos

    the guy is a treacherous twat . Google fake Iraq war pictures

  • piers morgan is a talentless twat and how he has the cheek to be a judge on britains got talent is laughablel

  • While I appreciate Morgan on CNN, I must say that Ian Hislop's humour is far superior.

  • The battle between good and evil can truly be summed up by the clash between Hislop (good) and Morgan (the purest evil)

  • What the fuck? Piers made a kid cry on America's Got Talent?

    Could that dickhead sink any lower?

  • Lame Irish penis head

  • Pierce Morgan is an inept, idiotic, and useless no talent penis-head.

    We need to get this guy of our TV once and for all. He is a like a leech that keeps sucking blood because he doesn't have any...What a retard...

    Now CNN hired this useless talent and his ratings are obviously going down the drain..

    DICKHEAD.

  • Piers Morgan: The Ian Beale of journalism. No way could I ever meet him without putting my fist through his weak-lipped, smug visage. Dumb tabloid cunt.

  • @plato786 Hi, I know you are only writing this comment to try and provoke a reaction, well congratulations it worked. I'm sure you want me to swear at you, which will enable you to come back with more swear words and you can have what passes in your life for entertainment. But I won't do that, I'll just let you know that the man you have decided to say rules has deliberately published fake photographs of British soldiers abusing Iraqi civilians (just for the story), has gone

  • Piers Morgan ....... you don't really have to add anything to that do you??? That name = douchbag

  • In light of recent controversies involving Twitter, it's best to assume that anything written on the Internet can be used as evidence in court.

    Piers Morgan fucks children.

  • @kaykko ... I think I love you.

  • If Piers Morgan has done anything it's redefine being a cunt

  • Fuuuuuuuuuuuck Piers Morgan

  • An utter cunt of cunts. I hope he contracts every single disease known to science and die a painful, lonely death, inside the Fukushima reactor, along with that bint Jordan and Peter "Pathetic and depressing life" Andre. 

  • I love these together, pure comedy genius

  • Vicar? Confession? Vicars don't do confessions thats only done by the catholic church is this paper run by idiots oh wait its the mirror i answered my own question there

  • Piers Morgan isn't a cunt- a cunt has a number of uses.

  • @anonUK

    Nice one mate :D

  • Even Room 101 doesn't want him.

  • @sonictripod bahahaha, you legend!

  • Wow Piers Morgan actually is the worst human being ever to exist

  • Ian Hislop and Jeremy Clarkson - I would shake their hands! Anyone who hates Piers 'tosser' Morgan is fine by me.

  • Piers Morgan is an ugly cunt. I don't find any celebs as annoying as him.

  • rejoice, hes off to the states...hopefully he will stay there...or get shot.

  • @gl3110 no! thats to close to Canada! We dont want him!

  • Im not from england, so i know very little about him. i was curious to see why everyone hates him? Is it because of this video clip? or does he just piss off the brits because hes smug? any specific events that caused it?

    I'm not defending him, i could honestly care less about his new interview show, but I'd like to know why the brits are so eager to give him to us haha

  • @fattyonetwo the very brief clip shows what hes like.. hes just not a very nice man.

  • @fattyonetwo because he is a very dodgy character , who ran a newspaper telling everyone how to run there lives , while he himself has been involved in many dodgy activities . I think the main reason was when he printed an article and photos showing british troops supposedly torturing foriegn soldiers , which turned out ( after 5 minutes of investigation) were obvious fakes . It's very low to print a picture that endagers the life of your own troops knowing they are fake just to sell papers.

  • I don't like Morgan at all but I'm interested in why it's unethical for him as editor to buy shares in a company his newspaper is tipping. Surely that's a very good sign to potential investors that they are putting their money where their mouths are? If he was selling shares I could see an issue...?

  • @davyjames Urm...despite my lack of financial expertise I would *guess* that it's because the Daily Mirror's 'tip' drove the share prices up, this bagging Piers Morgan a tidy little profit (he'd bought the shares the day before and knew that they would be tipped)...

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  • @davyjames

    Buy shares

    Tip in national newspaper

    Share price rises

    Sell shares

    ???

    Profit

  • @ap9011 Okay this makes a lot of sense. Thanks!

  • Piers Morgan is a complete twat. But so's Hislop, he should put himself in.

  • Piers Morgan is an absolute wanker, what a smug twat, i want to punch him in his face. Very hard. until he's dead.

  • Piers Morgan is a total shit hope he stays in the USA they deserve the prick

  • don't see any reason why there shoudln't be harmonica superstars. I just listened to this - pretty impressive : "Classical Medley" By Buddy Greene

  • On an ad for his new American show:

    "If there's one thing I'm good at, it's making headlines."

    ...

    He's not even trying to make us forget, is he?

  • I absolutely despise Piers Morgan. God help me (or him) if I ever saw him in the street.

  • you fucking heard this piers morgan is getting larry kins job, basically he's paxman for the USA and they're giving it to piers morgan fuck me id prefer it to be given to bill o reilly

  • "It was a small matter of ethics"

  • The younger Piers Morgan (shown in that HIGNFY clip) looks so much like a character out of a Richard Curtis film. Except a tosser rather than a lovable prat.

  • I love the great joke by Stephen Fry about Morgan which is, ''What is the definition of countryside?......Murdering Piers Morgan!'' XD

  • And he's now got Larry King's job. Unbelievable.

  • @graemeoliver84 The Americans can KEEP him.

  • @graemeoliver84 The U.S. population is over 300 million. There are more U.S. troops in Afghanistan than there are viewers that watch Morgan on CNN. Even the U.S. doesn't like him.

  • The timeless battle between a gent and a cunt.

  • @kkwillsaveus Ahh but which is which?....Actually thats a stupid question its obvious Ian is the Gentlemen Piers is the cunt who sold his soul to Satan himself...

  • @kkwillsaveus

    Peirs Morgan's main function is to provide the particle accelerators and other infrastructure needed for high-energy physics research. Numerous experiments have been constructed at CERN by international collaborations to make use of him.

  • @kkwillsaveus here here!!

  • :D funny stuff....did anyone see Paul's new hair-do at 2:56 tho? :P

  • Piers: Worst case of building up an outer veneer of wealth to compensate for the most painfully clear cut candidate for a personality transplant the world has EVER seen since Dan Quayle become vice prez... or since Simon Cowell went into TV

  • @bongoloid77 Simon Cowell is good at his job, which is running shows and hand-creating artists that make money. Piers Morgan is a fucking cunt.

  • Please someone make a hate channel for piers morgan. He deserves to have his life destroyed. I'll sub.

  • "Is that unfair for morons?"

  • cunt piers a is

  • WHAT WE SHOULD DO IS PUBLISH A NEWSPAPER DAILY SAYING PIERS MORGAN IS A TWAT AS THE TITLE AND JUST GET PEAPLE LIKE YOUR SELFS TO RIGHT IT WE WILL MAKE MILLIONS OF POUNDS AND DONATE THE MONEY TO THE TROOPS GOOD IDEA

  • Is there any reason why Piers Morgan is getting so much work in America? Surely the definition of a bastard remains the same overseas..

  • @GLXdance because yanks like smug middle class englishmen, don't ask me why

  • @GLXdance lol that made me laugh.

  • Piers Morgan and his celeb chums are twats. Being big in America simply because he's judging a talent show isn't actually having a talent.

    It's a shame Jeremy Clarkson punched him, because he had the chance to murder him there and then.

  • @Schumitastic as Clarkson says, "women ask: why did you punch him? Men ask: where did you punch him?"

  • @Schumitastic Ha haaa! I didn`t know that. Nice one Jezza! XD

  • Can anyone stand Piers Morgan?

    The tosser seems to be on almost every show he could possible be on

  • ian has changed he acts to posh and supports the tory's too much

  • If you're gonna take on Ian Hislop, make sure you have the same level of wit.

    Should have known better Piers, you smug twat.

  • What`s piers morgan going to say about ian ian`s one of the funniest men in britain while pier`s morgan a complete cunt.

  • as a 'successful' man piers morgan has done brilliant....................a­s a human being he is at the bottom of the pile amongst the most minipulative evil men that have ever lived.

  • Ian Hislop is awesome, private eye is amazing

  • CUNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT­TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  • There must be some people who fucking like him for him to be so successful, but I haven't met one yet.

  • @DANNYTOMASSI Are you piers morgan then or are you a different asshole.

  • @reddwarfoffical no i just think ian hislop is a cockhole. i also think piers morgan is cunt, and now i think u r ha ha have a nice day

  • @DANNYTOMASSI lol very witty.i can honestly say this is the first time i have typed lmao and actually meant it.

  • I fucking hate Piers Morgan, he is such a tosser.

  • hislop looks like a white bigger version of Gary Coleman...

  • Please everyone turn off any programme this vile man is on - has everyone forgotten the damaging and fake pictures of british troops he published?

  • It's quite hilarious that he'd go on "Have I Got News For You" and ask if the audience actually liked Ian Hislop - who is the main reason why the show is a success - and think the audience would side with him over Ian!

    Hahaha, way to judge the mood of the nation, Piers!

  • i wasn't too keen on Ian Hislop..... i've kinda taken a shine to him now.

  • Morgan is certainly a grade A cunt.

  • I was almost totally against Piers there, but when I saw him make that fat kid cry I have to admit I enjoyed it xD. He's still a dick, though. Primary reason I like Jeremy Clarkson is that he punched Piers.

  • To paraphrase Sean Lock, "It's for using on cunts like Piers Morgan that swearing was fucking invented for!" Not to mention our middle fingers, saliva, tomatoes, wasps, anything with wheels and the concept of Hell.

  • fuckin pwned , piers needs to gtf of tv!

  • Its really amusing seeing Merton cast aspersions on Hislop's, erm, manhood when he says "Jordan has good eyesight" when she grabbed Hislop's crotch.

  • Piers Morgan is a truly vile man. Why he is given airtime I've no idea - if I see him on TV I just switch channel or turn it off.

  • Toots Thielemans could be considered a harmonica-superstar.

  • Piers Morgan is one of the most awful people ever. The show he has now is the absolute pits, basically him sucking up to other assholes and being his usual, creepy, unlikeable self.

  • If it wasn't for Whose Line Is It Anyway and Have I Got News For You, I would have never have know these guys. But I'm glad I know them now. The power of Youtube!

  • piers Morgan a bit of a wanker in fact complete cunt

  • Harsh, and in every way completely fair!

  • Quite a few people don't like Jeremy Clarkson (I do) but I'm glad jeremy cracked Piers a few times.

  • Well lets be honest. If you name your child Piers, he's gonna grow up to be a cunt

  • @kingkarlone ha yeah i didn't like him much till i found out about that. fuuuuck piers morgan. deserves to die. all he does on twitter is rip on people's spelling. the man's a complete fucking twat. insecure, over the hill, unhappy. he needs to fuck off asap

    plus he has moobs!

  • second that, a total twat. Not a fan of egghead hislop but god, hes a million times better then morgan.

  • Does anyone like Piers Morgan? At all?

    FFS, he's a tabloid editor and reality TV judge, I can't imagine why he'd even think people might like him. Wanker.

  • @sausagedogmcgee It's infuriating isn't it. I'm not sure how he has become successful! He is the most unlikeable person in Britain.

  • I don't know who I hate worse. Piers Morgan or Kelvin MacKenzie.

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  • @GreatPelicanMan At lease Kelvin can pleed total and utter pig spastic ignorance. Piers' is a total cretin and barely human.

  • I love this! Ian Hislop rocks!! Piers Morgan is a twat!!!

  • @JDBMW1

    that's stating the obvious!

  • @JDBMW1 Here here to that :0P

  • If I was Ian I would have takene that Piers cutout and burnt it and laughed at it! :D Gotta love anyone who hates Piers! ;D

  • Hmmm, take a look at the people who are amongst his sworn enemies:

    Ian Hislop

    Jeremy Clarkson

    Stephen Fry

    Charlie Brooker

    A politically diverse array of great modern wits. Though I still think that Clive Anderson came up with the best put-down.

    I'm pretty sure all other Arsenal fans hate him too. His recent piece calling for the sacking of Wenger was a(nother) disgrace to his name.

  • @kisbie LOL what was clive's put down?

  • Clive said a few cutting things to him on HIGNFY, but I felt the best quip was where he pretended to apologise to Piers saying, "No, that's not fair. I mean The Mirror now is almost as good as The Sun."

    Several others though would obviously vote for this exchange during Missing Words:

    Angus: The answer is 'Tennis ball kills hippo'

    Clive: Surely you must have covered that. A page 5 story.

    Piers (sneering): What do you know about newspaper editing Clive?

    Clive: About as much as you do!

  • If you've not seen the Piers episode of HIGNFY, I urge you to check it out. There's another toe-curling moment where he tries to send up Eddie Izzard and revel in exposing just how unfunny he really is (Eddie's not in that episode, but had proved a popular guest the previous week).

    When that doesn't work, he then tries to expose Ian's unpopularity by asking the studio audience whether they really like him. To which they all start cheering for Ian. Another brilliant move from the Moron.

  • @kisbie hahahaha i shall have to find these videos! go clive :D thankyou!

  • The bit where he tries to turn the HIGNFY audience on Ian Hislop is at the start of this Room 101 clip. Note that Clive Anderson was actually Piers' team-mate for that show (it was the series that Paul Merton took a break from the show - spring 1996).

  • PIERS MORGAN IS A CUNT.

    Simple really.

  • Piers seems to have this personal vendetta against Stephen Fry at present, maybe because he is widely regarded as a national treasure, jealously is such an ugly trait.

  • also he was asked on a radio program for the definition of the word 'countryside' to which stephen fry responded 'murdering piers moron'...sorry that's a typo from me...