The Raw Roundup - RNC Chair Offers Blacks Fried Chicken

[jamesbobification]

fuck u soft left wing faggots comusim is dead. the right won rich white men rule the world so fuck u

[Acid346]

watch the AFRICAN conitnent suddely attracted to him

[famousutopias]

Dearest GoLeft,

Why on earth would you repeat an unverified Faux "news" story?! The EATR can't pick up a body and summon the energy required to get it to burn. With the possible exception of a squirrel with impeccably timed "spontaneous rodent combustion" (SRC), it ain't gonna happen.

The likelihood of such an SRC event is, however, greater than Faux "News" reporting an accurate story.

[KallyJones]

The great thing is that Steele sticks his foot in his mouth every ten minutes and they can't fire him without looking bigoted. As if their blatant racism isn't enough they are the kings of making really dumb decisions really quickly.

[Muna004]

Nice spin there, GoLeft.

[sinistavoicez]

Robots that can refuel on corpses, but we can't get a car that doesn't guzzle fossil fuel? WTF!!!

[imaginepeace63]

Steele can take his chicken and shove it up his ass.

[bapyou]

NEWSFLASH!

Democratic party wins the Whitehouse with a black guy ... so the Republicans put A BLACK GUY in charge of THEIR party! How original!

Monkey see, monkey do.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Monkey see, monkey do.

Who's buyin' it?

[RadarKat73080]

What? No watermelon Mike? Does anyone else suspect that Steele's a white guy dyed black? Like Jack in Bubba Hotep?

[ragenut2112]

LMAO! That movie's great!

[RadarKat73080]

Maybe Steele has a little sand bag in his head too.

[CO2Junkie]

The bonus is, the robot will also be built with the ability to kill people. Voila - unlimited fuel source. What's the probability of it munching on someone not quite dead yet?

...I guess if they start screaming it can just shoot them again.

[RadarKat73080]

Ah! The perfect Republican killing machine!

[PeterOrszagCallMe]

Wow, robots that eat dead people. I think I saw that movie.