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  • I HAVE CRAZY TAXI 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wait, pat's playing dreamcast without the memory card in the controller? And crazy taxi??? NOOB!

  • he is playing a dreamcast

  • Huuh! #mouth dropped .....literally

    Ps. Fabulous job on the video ...

  • im a fucking starfish

  • 0:28 the bustedtees advertisement in the background...

  • dreamcast <3

  • Crazy Taxi 2 :')

  • Man do I love that cheesy yet awesome stop motion :)

  • That controller was completely hollow. And from an N64.

  • @blueeyesaf Well Done, that's because it's a Dreamcast Controller

  • @blueeyesaf Dreamcast*

  • @blueeyesaf Not only is it dreamcast, but it is not hollow. The Dreamcast has a port at the top for memory packs. AND IT'S FRIKKEN HUGE.

  • prose before hoes

  • jake....starfish don't have brains. or bones. or vocal chords. so don't tell them off for playing video games, you hypocrite!

  • Murph "yeah, it's me again...."

  • DOOBS is on a facebook ad

  • Next time me teacher bitches at me for talking during class? "Work? I'm a fucking starfish!"

  • any see the peanut at 0:31

  • "IM SOAKING WET!!" thats waht she said :P

  • why does jeff not have any shoes at 0:35

  • @forgetfullCoder3 hes a true starfish

  • How to u add this video to a playlist on your iphone?

  • I think I'll start my own starfish gang lol

  • Sarah looks very good in this video

  • i was looking forward to "i'm going home" 1:31

  • i hate trying to pause the video fast to look at the poster and expands to fullscreen

  • lol no battery in the controller

  • @thejwgray actually it dosent need a battery its a Dreamcast controller.

  • jake and amir are the two weirdest poeple thier

  • prose before hoes

  • Starfish have money, they have sand dollars...

  • @KiwiForce123 i want one!!!

  • fuck you guys he can be a mother fuckin starfish if he wants

  • Crazy Taxi 2! DC :D

  • Oh come on jake!!! Patrick from spongebob squarepants a starfish. and he eats pizza and play games.... *derp*

  • buttfuck gang whos in

  • @kazakhmafia1 I want in , lol

  • @kazakhmafia1 "buttfuck gang whose in" <<<< all 39 of the ppl who liked this guy's status are gay

  • @MrAnimeStealth its a joke kid

  • @kazakhmafia1 me and 42 poeble

  • i thought he was gonna sayy , " how can starfish play video games they dont even have hands"

  • Starfish can't talk

  • maybe we should cut Jake in half and watch him for 2 mini Jakes

  • crap...im starting to have trouble finding hardly working videos that i havent already seen

  • @GuyThatLikesToHunt watch them again :D

  • it sounded so painful when he belly flopped onto the ground and started sliding around at 1:36

  • The ending was hilarious!

  • "I'M A FUCKING STARFISH!!!"

  • I'M SOAKING WET

  • "I'm. A fucking. STARFISH."

    I love how intense Jake says this XD

  • i like Jake's shirt :)

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  • and i thought amir was insane

  • pause at 0:27

  • @MrStrontipis because

  • @misterbrontasaurus seems legit

  • My friends and I used starfish for every swear word in gr 6, cuz our teachers would get pissed at us.

  • That guy is always so Don Quijote like. GET BACK TO REALITY!

  • 1:18

    That's What She Said

  • OMG i love how in the hardly working vids jake is the weird one LOL

  • prose before hoes

  • @AJ14141414141414 wow u even have the time to reply yet again. and your spelling is correct good job you will go far in life. :) have a cookie.

  • @AJ14141414141414 thank god u took the time to comment on it.

  • There is no crazy that can compare to real suppressed crazy...

  • Starfish also don't talk Jake.

  • @AJ14141414141414 YOUR WELCOME :)

  • oh god the clannad flashbacks..

  • "maybe you should get back to work"

    "work? im a fucking starfish"

  • l0lwut!?!?!

  • Probably not much, if any, will get this, but Fuko would be proud.

  • Dreamcast ftw

  • PLUP LOL

  • Prose Before Hoes. Genius

  • I love finding older video's with the 'huh' at the end.

  • Anyone else cringe at the noise at 1:36 to the end of the video blahhhhyuck :)

  • @ninetailsmoon

    close your eyes, the sound is of passion in its purest form...

  • sega dreamcast lol that sucked even when it came out

  • This is one of my favourite Hardly Working. Jake's starfish at the end gets me everytime XD

  • Is that a poster of Amir at 1:35?

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  • @KiwiForce123 I want one

  • @KiwiForce123 i think you mean at 1:36 asshole

  • @92Legendary Im sorry i didn't know pointing out a poster made me an asshole. asshole.

  • "WORK? I'M A FUCKING STARFISH!"

  • Jeff really contributed to this video.

  • lol murph, "Hey its me again"

  • clannad, annyone...?

  • Somebody needs to make Jakes littler starfish slide into a gif

  • I'm more than certain that Amir would do anything to be one of those new friends; possibly all of them.

  • @1:36 ......amir poster?

  • Did Jake just act more crazy and weird than Amir? O.o

  • "I'M SOAKING WET!"

  • @SovietSquirrel

    Oh, kthx

  • odd future starfish gang kill them all

  • :59 wait...murph orders raw clams and mussels often? O.o

  • What's Jake shirt say, prose before, ??? And with Shakespeare on it?

  • @Nonizsportz12 hoes

  • @Nonizsportz12 prose before hoes

  • @Nonizsportz12 well technically prose before hos. lol.

  • Im soaking wet!!! Lol, my favourite part

  • Beginning: I don't even know why I'm watching this

    End: WHAT THE?!?!

  • Lol dont be like Patrick Star

  • i couldn't hear 'fucking' at all

  • star fish gang or die

  • "yeah, it's me again.." AHAHAHAHA !

  • press 4 repeatedly

  • 0:35 Jeff Rubin, where did you get those awesome shoes? Oh wait, nevermind. lol =D

  • I just completely lost it at, "Work?! I'm a fucking starfish, Sarah!"

  • i love how starfish not having any money is jake's primary concern

  • you know who else cant play crazy taxi pat because that controller was broken.

  • Patrick the Starfish....really? nothing?

  • @TheEvilTacos

    Sarah as a starfish..... really? nothing? ;)

  • who else turned their computer down at the beginning.

  • Lol wow

  • @1hugaday That's a dreamcast controller. It don't take batteries. That space is for a device thingy. I think a memory card.

  • LOL JAKE <3 lmfao

  • Sexual Assault.....?

    I'm officially scared of Amir.

  • This is completley inaccurate! Jeff wouldnt be sitting there watching Pat play a video game! Haven't you seen Bleep Bloop? Pat sucks a video games!

  • if u listen at from 0:14 to 0:17 u can only hear amir make the wierd noise

  • There is no battery in the controller 1:00

    Lol.

  • omg amirs smile at 0:27 is so cute omgg

  • new local job search online careerstartshop .info now looking for employees 

  • I'M SOAKING WET!!!

  • @Theofflinegamer2000 thats what she said

  • @Theofflinegamer2000 That's what she said.

  • did anyone notice that amir is in his pajamas

  • this is more like a hardly working...

  • @Drbarrelroll369 That's probably why it's under the "Hardly Working" playlist.

  • @SapphireSparta oh dude im sorry i was watchin j&a and this popped up in suggestions so i just assumed...ima fail

  • @Drbarrelroll369 Haha, no biggie. I do that all the time :P

  • I'm soaking wet

    NiiiiiCE

  • Starfish puke their stomach out to eat...

  • "i have jury duty today . well its my duty to appear before a jury as im being sued for sexual assault" XD "work?! im a fucking starfish sarah! how do you expect me to work with these????" those are regular hands...."screw u guys!"

  • if ur reading this u cant go back there was a dad who got pissed couse he got layed off so he went home took a knife than went to his 13 year old daughter and slit her neck! if u r reading this and dont forward to 10 vids the 13 year old girl be sitting on the endge of the bed waitin for u when u wake up who ever takes care of u will find u in the tube full of blood with ur throat slit and than the 13 year old girl will come to who ever takes care of u so hurry dont be the that unlucky one!

  • 1:32 xD

  • im SOAKING WET.

  • press 5 to hear jake say smufs

  • Those are hands. 

  • 0:38 Jeff is barefoot

  • they really are starvish :P

  • (cartman voice) "Screw you guys, I'm a starfish"

  • prose before hoes

  • Stop Motion Jake FTW

  • i think jake likes me :o

  • In hardly working jakes awesome, but in Jake and Amir he's a dick

  • starfish have money! SAND DOLLARS!!

  • THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY MONEY

  • first time i see jake like this :P

  • DREAMCAST!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOO!!!

    :D

  • Awww poor Dan. He should be a part of The Starfish. 

  • I always read he comments before I watch the video itself... 

  • lol, prose before hos

  • how is he walking starfish don't have feet?!

  • ahaha!! Work?! I'm a f*cking starfish!

  • did anyone notice the bustedtees ad at 0:28 ??

  • swhen starfishes loses their limbs, they will grow back another one........

  • any1 notice that the controller is empty>?<

  • I love how Jake is always the weird one in Hardly Working but is normal in Jake and Amir

  • "I'M SHOCKING WET!"

  • @RiceInPrice shocking that you cant spell soaking :D

  • @deesheet :D

  • "Screw you guys, I'm a starfish."

  • damn hilary looks HOTT in this vid!

  • Prose before hoes

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  • can i be seaweed?

  • 1:00 pat can play xbox with a batteryless joypad

  • @KneeCapHill lmao thats a fucking dreamcast controller hahahaha oh man =_= lml lol

  • @tetris919 I think its a dreamcast controller.