Playing some Hard Time

[fre901108]

Was never in any serious danger!?!! Haha!

[masgondi1]

it's really laggy here, anyone knows how to fix this thing?

[RobochaoXX]

UGGH AAAAA ngghhhhgggh*punch* 

[Rafek8910]

In my game the cells are still open. Why?

[minecraft200]

@Rafek8910 you have to wait its like a day and night cycle

[alexmastertv2]

@Rafek8910 u might have to leave then go back if you go back to the cells and not everyone who has one is in that area then the cells wont close

[shad2466]

+ and e health cheat + and e happynees

[soakit123]

How Video Recorder You Use?

[soakit123]

Dude Wanna Know Some Cheats? Well You Just Read The Right Comment Hold E And + Or - To Adjust Your Energy Hold A And + Or - To Adjust Ability Hold H And + Or - To Adjust Happiness Hold R And + Or - To Adjust Reputation Hold S And + Or - To Adjust Strength Hold I And + Or - To Adjust Intelligence If Something Missing Write The First Letter Hold It And Then + Or - Secret: press Page Up to Fly

[smokealottapiff420]

@soakit123 the + cheat doesnt work for me only the - does what am i doing wrong

[dreadedsoul100]

@smokealottapiff420 R+ is Reputation M+ is Money A+ is Agility S+ is Strength Page Up Lets You Fly H+ is Happiness E+ is Health

[zikten]

lol this game looks pretty funny

[MrPishky]

how to enter in a gang?

[OweGod]

WHERE CAN I GET THIS GAME!?

[Rychiuss]

@OweGod

mcdickie.com

[spotturo]

@Rychiuss yo mean mdickie.com

[DekarServerbot]

this game is a proof of what should NOT be done in videogames

[littlemexicantheif]

The game is soo glitchy

[mikedamat]

I mean come on "not in any serious danger", he lost his fucking leg!

[mikedamat]

You won the court case? You must have O.J.'s lawyer!

[mnc3fly]

how do u mod this game

[soccerplyr8898]

lmao this game is so fucking random... hilarious

[LibertyPrimeV1]

does anyone know why the cheats dont work for me in this game? i cant figure it out

[machriderx]

This game is hilarious because of the things that happen never make any sense. Though sometimes there are things that happen that are completely mind boggling to the extent where they just make your head hurt trying to think "how the fuck?"

Like for example, I got court time for stealing a sword and even a gun from a prisoner. What... how... I mean, what kind of prison allows prisoners to own and carry swords or submachine guns? That doesn't make any sense. I was just trying to do a good thing.

[machriderx]

And about the gun, I saw a prisoner loot it from the corpse of a cop that got beat up by another cop. So I tried to take it away from him, and they arrested me for stealing "his" gun. My head is still hurting trying to figure that one out.

[Pintassilgo12]

@machriderx

One time, I was hanging out and and some fat dude wanted to enter the Gladiators (my gang) and when I recruited him, another guy said he ''wasn't fit for the gang'' and said ''I could leave with him'' When he expelled me, he only took himself.

I was still on the gang and the fat dude too.

I loled.

[Christianityization]

@Pintassilgo12 how do u be in a gang?

[Zazierx]

Man life in prison is hard..

[MangoMongoose]

He lost a leg, yet was still standing on it. EH?

And how could someone become a judge thinking that losing a leg isn't that big a deal? WHA?

[stacic123]

i love this game probably up there with my top games so far in 2010, i bet half you people haven't played it just looked at the graphics and thought the whole game is crap cause of the graphics

[olip5]

this game is so gay

[tulppu100]

I like this game :D

[thbadazz]

his games are awesome what u talking about whorst game ever y mad because u dont hav a game hater

[Pintassilgo12]

I'm watching this while i wait for this game to finish downloading.

[Barcode711]

He....lost a leg from a punch? And...you're allowed in a court room without a shirt?

[KenDarrels]

According to the judge, he lost his leg when he fell to the ground ;)

[1Deltaforce1]

lol Imagine if a cop actually says to you "Raise you intelligence to 35% by 18:00" haha

[kethoth]

hahaha worst game ever

[1Deltaforce1]

but in a funny way

[rogston]

If you didn't notice, it's bad on purpose. Moving is stiff so that you can't easily out maneuver multiple opponents. You can't expect one person to do a game equaling the quality of a professional software company.

In my opinion graphics are ok, not flaunting but practical (you can see expressions of people, lost limbs , how wounded they are). Sounds are bit dull but do their job. Gameplay is golden (sandbox) and I can't remember a single game that was this entertaining.

[NapalmKid]

lol loading screens

[ChrisDaneOwens]

leg disappearance happens to us all in due time

[Zingrad]

This guy uses the same engine for all his games. And they all suck.

[Curtiis5]

well i think it looks pretty cool i have been looking for a game based off a prison environment

[Pintassilgo12]

This game is made by ONE PERSON.

Not the entire Nintendo company.

[Zingrad]

It can be made by a million monkeys for all I care. If the game sucks, it sucks. All his games suck ass.

[EricNinden]

I've seen MUCH better games made by one to three people. That's no excuse for... whatever this is.

But to be fair, all of his games are hilarious, whether he intended them to be or not.

[rogston]

That's pretty much how I would sum up his games, fun and simple.

Some people just want the good graphics and complex storyline to be entertained by games. I have played video games so long that I just need some gameplay value and I will be entertained.

Here is a small list of old "obscure" games:

Dink Smallwood

Tapan Kaikki series

Assault Trooper

Liero

Slicks'n'Slide

Not everyone have grown up with just playing high budget titles :)

[Pintassilgo12]

Tapan Kaikki had a series?

Wow. i used to play it in 2003, when i bought a cd-rom with lots of old games.

[rogston]

What I know is that there are at least 4 of them. I have played 2 and 3.

Tapan Kaikki 1 (Rare, not released in internet)

Tapan Kaikki 2 (First public TK release)

Tapan Kaikki 3 Ultimate

Tapan Kaikki 4 Bloodshed

[tabrismacbeth]

@Zingrad He uses the same EVERYTHING in all his games! Even dialogue! It's gets kinda weird when something said in a Bible game also shows up in this hardcore prison simulator.

-Tabris

[Christianityization]

@tabrismacbeth well he's christian just like me I don't get what is wrong with putting some bible verses in the game.

[LitoJ]

Lmao at the lost leg

[madmanlotar]

Prison is awesome, this simulator is everything I would expect from real prison and an episode of "Super Jail.

[sentient02970]

drama queen LOL

[BroodwarManiac]

ROFL very nice game hahaha :D

[kettudin]

Haha :D

[boiswatching]

This game seems to be very random...