I have a Honda S2000 and I think this is hilarious. I HATE the stereotype crappy Honda's flying around everywhere. They line up next to me at a light and try to talk to me. NOPE.
Variable transister accumulator kenitisizer, 1.6 valve honda v-tec, 100 proof jack daniels alcohol injection, my headers aren't headering right, my cams aren't camming, i think my computers got a virus, hows he come up with this shit he should be a comedian.
hahahahahah at 1:48 "What the hell is that? Tha fuck this guy thinks he is? What people don't know is, this is an ancient Japanese spell, alright. What it does...is it blows like a dragon...gives the..car a dragon sorta like power, and nobody, nobody can touch it" Pure comedy Gold
Man this guy is a champion! its alla joke his doing I love his accent hahaha mate you should move into comedy do more stuff and move onto MTV or something make a good living mate hahaha
That camero would be at the finish while hes still tryin to start that pos. LOL. Dude, ricers are fuckin so lame, my 8 bangin granny car has smoked every honda thats thought that just cuz they are half the weight they will win. Anyone who races a 4 bangin ricer is a dumbass. And 17sec 1/4mile? Dude, my car does about 13 lol.
I have a Honda S2000 and I think this is hilarious. I HATE the stereotype crappy Honda's flying around everywhere. They line up next to me at a light and try to talk to me. NOPE.
Bizkit64 1 month ago
Jack Daniels injection LOL.
Vaicurious 6 months ago
lol that "ancient japanese spell" says "god of cows" :P
hobosapien081 8 months ago
"People don't have this shit" rofl!
SmokenRubber 9 months ago
My headers aint headin right......AWWW UR FUCKED PAL lmao
p4ndiamond 1 year ago
the headers aren't headering right
mybadminton90 1 year ago
HAHAHA
josh666675 1 year ago
custom cow paintjob, lol !
al3x440 1 year ago
ROTFLMFAO @ custom goat shit brown interior
meattube4u33 1 year ago
this video is epic!
sk8r4lf138 1 year ago
an h22 or k20 in that bitch would eat that ss no joke
lightning12221 1 year ago
@lightning12221 LMAO!!!! an h22?!?!? sure it will
jimmyc480 1 year ago
ya it will right right
lightning12221 1 year ago
@jimmyc480 well that car prob weighs only like 2000lb.. h22 200hp, power to weight ratio.
jerryscherry 1 year ago
@jerryscherry
my El Camino weighs like 3300... cammed vortec 350 425 horsepower, power to weight ratio, performance to price ratio
265horse350tq 8 months ago
@lightning12221
don't think so...
98DemonZ28 11 months ago
my computer has a virus made me crack the fuck up
DestroyTheseWalls 1 year ago
100 proof jack daniels! AHAHAA!!!! XD!!!
dgk990 2 years ago
lmao i like the paint job :D
iceyyhott 2 years ago
lmfaoooo my computer has a virus... classic\
thecardrawer10 2 years ago
your fucked pale xD the tq curve part is so funnhyyyyy vtakk you cant fuk with stuff like that
norflett 2 years ago
this vid is fucking epic
eadad 2 years ago
moo-cow?? yes!!
TeginProgress 2 years ago
Fuck i was laughfin like crazy. super red neck shit. i got a virus, is the best.
VadymChik 2 years ago
i mean 17 second fast pfffhahaha!
shinyfuzzy 2 years ago
lol shut the hell up!!!!!!!
jason1160 2 years ago
the kanji on his gascap means "god of cows" haha
alexsoeth 2 years ago
old fucken video ...2005 omg lol
mejawmeyaw 2 years ago
whats that?
a one second boost bottle?
Naturepheonix 2 years ago
i think my computer has a virus HAHA
mysticalmagick 2 years ago
cow paintjob? thats a first, ive seen shit before, but this tops it.
joetheman429 2 years ago 3
ahahahaha.
celanman 2 years ago
do you actually think your gonna have a chinese chance at this car???
LOL this video never gets old
07gixxer02 2 years ago 2
"oh your fucked pal..." hahahahaha
rileyw4 2 years ago 2
Nice NOS Bottles ROFL
xboxlive6 2 years ago 3
I've been thinking of getting a flux compasitor for my yaris.. boost it from 100hp to lightspeed
dg4rez 2 years ago 3
LOl when He says Shut the Hell Up i couldnt Stop laughing
Puddingpopps24 2 years ago
funniest shit ive seen in a while
chrisdoggunit38 2 years ago
vtak!!!! sweet!!! hahaha
poweredbyhonda89 2 years ago
"got em from tokyo, japan...one of my connections, my buddy..he's chinese'
chinese connection in japan? shouldnt it be japanese? lol
mrattu 3 years ago 10
jerk
luzescc 3 years ago
i think im actually dumber after watching this video... 4:42 of nothin but a dumb piece of shit wasting videotape
pimp7518 3 years ago
haha.
..."people don't have this shit."
lmfao at that stupid camaro... would have probably been a close race against between the 2.
SloWRX420 3 years ago
lmfao.
installed the custom slowness switch. once engage it cuts off 1/3 of my horsepower so its acceptable for the track times
nissantuner90 3 years ago
OMG ROFL. Especially at the dyno sheet.
alexcandy1411 3 years ago
Dude, this totally made my day even though I just bombed an exam. 5*
ahmed1717 3 years ago 2
LOL, we have two things in common, same name, and both bomb exams
ROFL
crazyviolent69 3 years ago
lmfao achhhhhmed likes to bomb .
verynice420 3 years ago
ROFL
SILENCE!!!!, I KILL YOU
crazyviolent69 3 years ago
ROFL... VARIABLE TRANSISTOR ACCUMULATING KINETICISOR! loved it!<3
umd0mniel 3 years ago 2
FUNNY HA HA HA!!LOL FUNNY MAN
ABUNAI888 3 years ago
Variable transister accumulator kenitisizer, 1.6 valve honda v-tec, 100 proof jack daniels alcohol injection, my headers aren't headering right, my cams aren't camming, i think my computers got a virus, hows he come up with this shit he should be a comedian.
ostrichboy666 3 years ago
dont have a china mens chance of beetin this? lol!!!
platnuim86 3 years ago
100 proof jack daniels injectors!!! wow its hilarious
stupidname78399 3 years ago
OMG! I love honda.. but you can't deny some funny shit like that! V-TAK! LMAO!!
My computers got a virus! some funny shit,
TunerD16z6 3 years ago 2
Variable Accumulator Transistor Kinetisizer! Hahahahahahaha
youtubasoarus 3 years ago
"my computer has a virus"
MUAUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!
FUKIN HILARIOUS SHIT MAN!!!
HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
240sxlover 3 years ago
"My headers aren't heading right", HAHA. :D
Laofse 3 years ago
"My headers aren't heading right", HAHA. :D
Laofse 3 years ago
lmao! you should name it betsy
viper2788 3 years ago
VTAK LOL!!!!
KTillze 3 years ago
the guy hails from memphis tennessee and he bought the car for 500$ and painted it like that..why would u buy a honda if ur a import hater :p
sciontcdude 4 years ago
its a joke
saleenxxx 3 years ago
i like how he doesn't understand the joke
101lol 4 years ago
hahahahahah at 1:48 "What the hell is that? Tha fuck this guy thinks he is? What people don't know is, this is an ancient Japanese spell, alright. What it does...is it blows like a dragon...gives the..car a dragon sorta like power, and nobody, nobody can touch it" Pure comedy Gold
RexKoopaGGKTroopa 4 years ago 2
wat up willis
blueragtono 4 years ago
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dumbass redneck,,, u noe shit about car,, go back to ur fucking trailer
superchargechevy 4 years ago
this guy is awesome "my uncle lives in Japan, hes Chines" 100 proof Jack Danial's. lol my ECU has a virus! ha ha ha ha "your fucked bro!" V-TAK LOL!
mattfay69 4 years ago
That man is an undercover anti-ricer
Nismoke 4 years ago 2
got the costom goat shit brown interior
haha i love how he makes fun of whoever drives that piece of rice/cow
skatingsfun 4 years ago 3
Priceless.
killtoskate 4 years ago
haha "my uncle lives in tokyo, hes chinese" lol priceless
tagteam5233 4 years ago 8
lol look at those NOS bottles haha. The paintjob looks like a cow LOL. LOL VTAKKKKK!!!! FTW
CSplayahata 4 years ago 3
simply hilarious. if you think he is being serious you are retarded. SUCK IT PEOPLE WHO OWN CRAPPY RICERS
IamKEIL 4 years ago
funny shit
elmamon562 4 years ago
Even his redneck southern accent suggests he has a "normal redneck" IQ of 20. LOL!
enigmaofs2k 4 years ago
Retarded white boy! This is what a white boy's like when he's done too much drugs. He's even more retarded than before having done drugs.
enigmaofs2k 4 years ago
This is SOOOO acting.
***PLEASE REPLY TO THIS***
If you had $100k, how would you mod an R34?
Drillsback 4 years ago
id sell it and buy a real car
CamaroTBI 4 years ago 2
classic
markiedoom 4 years ago
good shit son! lol...
overtime2005 4 years ago
i'll show you what the fucks done to this!...lol..Thats awsome!
RICERS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!PERIOD!
Etnricer 4 years ago
Fucking hilarious..nice job!
xbubbat40x 4 years ago
HP to weight ratio says your fuck pal!, I LOVE THIS lmfao
bigboysubs247 4 years ago
HAHAHAH very rare goat shit brown. HAHAHAH
xenx619 4 years ago
its funny how some people think this is for real
samandfiz 4 years ago
lmfao your uncle is chinese
shiony05 4 years ago
hahahha vtak hahahahahahhaha
saauuzza 4 years ago
the nos bottles look like whip cream chargers , do u have a cracker installed also?
tvforme420 4 years ago
Variable Transistor Accumulator Kiteticsiser
YodaPala 5 years ago
You got the custom dirt brown shit interior LOL
teclec 5 years ago
Co2 canisters painted like nos?
KonohanoNaruto 5 years ago
once my V-TAK kicks, it's all over man
kostya53 5 years ago
i can watch this over and over again haha "i think my computers got a virus" lmao
bizzlefofizzle 5 years ago
I have seen this video countless times and everytime I laugh...
frozenarthas 5 years ago
Man this guy is a champion! its alla joke his doing I love his accent hahaha mate you should move into comedy do more stuff and move onto MTV or something make a good living mate hahaha
tomkkkkk 5 years ago
hahahah thats funny shit
vnarang07 5 years ago
"when i say fast i mean 17 second fast" ha ha ha ha that was the funniest shit ever
acehole1990 5 years ago
stupid r1cers, r1ce is for kids
GreatSerbian01 5 years ago
Man you can't get any funnier than this. Especially when the camaro showed up. That was hilarious
knightrider48021 5 years ago
wow nice single cam queer
dfrmkdxnvfdx 5 years ago
hahahaha my headers arebt headering right
my computers got a virus
get ur mullet and get the hell outta here pal
lambertincorp 5 years ago
"my computer has a virus" hahahahah!
samuel2009 5 years ago
hahaha, this is hillarious, but Toykyo is in Japan, not China
Obctg 5 years ago
I hope the upside-down, backwards visor is also part of the joke... or else you are as lame as that car
track000 5 years ago
LMFAO
speedking87 5 years ago
WAWSMR
tooleh 5 years ago
one of the coolest vidz ever.hehe.
jia676 5 years ago
custom cow paint job nobody has that shit! lol
ranj971 5 years ago
John for president! I gotta get me one of them fancy slow switches!
veltro75 5 years ago
This is very funny!! PROPS MAN/!
frozenarthas 5 years ago
You fuckers are stupid.
This is a joke.
RajinKinoma 5 years ago
That camero would be at the finish while hes still tryin to start that pos. LOL. Dude, ricers are fuckin so lame, my 8 bangin granny car has smoked every honda thats thought that just cuz they are half the weight they will win. Anyone who races a 4 bangin ricer is a dumbass. And 17sec 1/4mile? Dude, my car does about 13 lol.
TheAurora76 5 years ago
that was sooo bitchin' dude you rock so much...
Kegren 5 years ago
that is Dale Jr LOL
chris92Stang 5 years ago
that was pretty funny. i hate ricers. especially asian ones. they give us asians a bad name.
asiandude154 5 years ago
it probably goes as bad as it looks
tommyb888 5 years ago
Dude its so real It's scary, we need more of these vids, MORE.
Wills7MGTE 5 years ago
That shit was funny, love the "Your fucked pal" Line
Wills7MGTE 5 years ago
"my computer has a virus"
ROTF
phat989 5 years ago
too bad thats how theese ricers actually sound and look.
That was a disgusting dyno. 0 horsepower and virtually 0 torque till 7000 rpm. Thats disgusting
the6runningback 5 years ago
Horsepower to weight ratio says your fucked pal!
ImAShutIn 5 years ago
1.6 valve hondaa vtak lolololololololol
worldsmostxtreme 5 years ago
"My header's are not heading right" 0.o LMAO
Arz2003 5 years ago
lmao! they're should be a chav version of this lol would be funny, loving the cow print aswell:D
HkTypeR 5 years ago
fuck yah thats funny as hell, hey were did he get that v-tak i bought one of those last week cuz my lawn moawer blew a piston so i had to replace it.
losaltos6 5 years ago
Baaaahahahahaha! That's some funny ass sheite!
ahot427 5 years ago
im a honda fan. but this shit is hilarious!
BTW, that is a very clean motor, i kno 80hp aint shit but im surprised about how clean it was.
xenx619 5 years ago
"Alcohol Injection"-LOL, OMG, were did you come up with that idea lol, anyway u rock!!
WaNNgAnRuNNeR 5 years ago
LOL, oh no dude, u just killed or ricers xD, good job man. Props
WaNNgAnRuNNeR 5 years ago
haha wheres the first video from this guy???
isnt this shot in clemson?? AWSOME
preston857 5 years ago
lol it is v-tech.. but its just a video making fun of ricers and stuff.. so yea they put v-tak instead
bgirlsoda 5 years ago
its v-tec...v-tech makes phones. lol
simpleisassimpledoes 5 years ago
V-TAK???? wtf isnt V-TEC
joper88 5 years ago
"I think my computer has a virus."
I LOL'd.
Davidmanny3424 5 years ago
Lol. Best vid ever! variable, transistor, acumulator, kineticizer.
SnakeNorris 5 years ago
that shitt tight.
phatdrifter 5 years ago
LOL Now that was some funny shit
jaydubs85 5 years ago
Great vid. With all the ricer excuses and shit. That camaro sounded sexy, im posting this shit. lol
karlos8403 5 years ago
lmao great video and acting!
djchink 5 years ago
CAn someone tell me what VTAK IS?! IM INTERESTED!! :D lol
dubvipers 5 years ago
It's somewhat funny- maybe if everyone didn't sounds like Forrest Gump, then it'd be hilarious.
Shiftat7 5 years ago
fawkin redneck hillbilly
bent3 5 years ago
fuckin hilarious!!
xedge4lifex 5 years ago
That's hella funny. By the way, the characters on the gas door stands for "God of Cows". haha
captaindk 5 years ago
Dude wtf is that
brizzle925 5 years ago
nicely done
oh shit v-tak
:shudder:
zxzDarkCloudzxz 6 years ago