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From: vtecriver
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  • I have a Honda S2000 and I think this is hilarious. I HATE the stereotype crappy Honda's flying around everywhere. They line up next to me at a light and try to talk to me. NOPE.

  • Jack Daniels injection LOL.

  • lol that "ancient japanese spell" says "god of cows" :P

  • "People don't have this shit" rofl!

  • My headers aint headin right......AWWW UR FUCKED PAL lmao

  • the headers aren't headering right

  • HAHAHA

  • custom cow paintjob, lol !

  • ROTFLMFAO @ custom goat shit brown interior

  • this video is epic!

  • an h22 or k20 in that bitch would eat that ss no joke

  • @lightning12221 LMAO!!!! an h22?!?!? sure it will

  • ya it will right right

  • @jimmyc480 well that car prob weighs only like 2000lb.. h22 200hp, power to weight ratio.

  • @jerryscherry

    my El Camino weighs like 3300... cammed vortec 350 425 horsepower, power to weight ratio, performance to price ratio

  • @lightning12221

    don't think so...

  • my computer has a virus made me crack the fuck up

  • 100 proof jack daniels! AHAHAA!!!! XD!!!

  • lmao i like the paint job :D

  • lmfaoooo my computer has a virus... classic\

  • your fucked pale xD the tq curve part is so funnhyyyyy vtakk you cant fuk with stuff like that

  • this vid is fucking epic

  • moo-cow?? yes!!

  • Fuck i was laughfin like crazy. super red neck shit. i got a virus, is the best.

  • i mean 17 second fast pfffhahaha!

  • lol shut the hell up!!!!!!!

  • the kanji on his gascap means "god of cows" haha

  • old fucken video ...2005 omg lol

  • whats that?

    a one second boost bottle?

  • i think my computer has a virus HAHA

  • cow paintjob? thats a first, ive seen shit before, but this tops it.

  • ahahahaha.

  • do you actually think your gonna have a chinese chance at this car??? 

    LOL this video never gets old

  • "oh your fucked pal..." hahahahaha

  • Nice NOS Bottles ROFL

  • I've been thinking of getting a flux compasitor for my yaris.. boost it from 100hp to lightspeed

  • LOl when He says Shut the Hell Up i couldnt Stop laughing

  • funniest shit ive seen in a while

  • vtak!!!! sweet!!! hahaha

  • "got em from tokyo, japan...one of my connections, my buddy..he's chinese'

    chinese connection in japan? shouldnt it be japanese? lol

  • jerk

  • i think im actually dumber after watching this video... 4:42 of nothin but a dumb piece of shit wasting videotape

  • haha.

    ..."people don't have this shit."

    lmfao at that stupid camaro... would have probably been a close race against between the 2.

  • lmfao.

    installed the custom slowness switch. once engage it cuts off 1/3 of my horsepower so its acceptable for the track times

  • OMG ROFL. Especially at the dyno sheet.

  • Dude, this totally made my day even though I just bombed an exam. 5*

  • LOL, we have two things in common, same name, and both bomb exams

    ROFL

  • lmfao achhhhhmed likes to bomb .

  • ROFL

    SILENCE!!!!, I KILL YOU

  • ROFL... VARIABLE TRANSISTOR ACCUMULATING KINETICISOR! loved it!<3

  • FUNNY HA HA HA!!LOL FUNNY MAN

  • Variable transister accumulator kenitisizer, 1.6 valve honda v-tec, 100 proof jack daniels alcohol injection, my headers aren't headering right, my cams aren't camming, i think my computers got a virus, hows he come up with this shit he should be a comedian.

  • dont have a china mens chance of beetin this? lol!!!

  • 100 proof jack daniels injectors!!! wow its hilarious

  • OMG! I love honda.. but you can't deny some funny shit like that! V-TAK! LMAO!!

    My computers got a virus! some funny shit,

  • Variable Accumulator Transistor Kinetisizer! Hahahahahahaha

  • "my computer has a virus"

    MUAUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

    FUKIN HILARIOUS SHIT MAN!!!

    HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • "My headers aren't heading right", HAHA. :D

  • "My headers aren't heading right", HAHA. :D

  • lmao! you should name it betsy

  • VTAK LOL!!!!

  • the guy hails from memphis tennessee and he bought the car for 500$ and painted it like that..why would u buy a honda if ur a import hater :p

  • its a joke

  • i like how he doesn't understand the joke

  • hahahahahah at 1:48 "What the hell is that? Tha fuck this guy thinks he is? What people don't know is, this is an ancient Japanese spell, alright. What it does...is it blows like a dragon...gives the..car a dragon sorta like power, and nobody, nobody can touch it" Pure comedy Gold

  • wat up willis

  • this guy is awesome "my uncle lives in Japan, hes Chines" 100 proof Jack Danial's. lol my ECU has a virus! ha ha ha ha "your fucked bro!" V-TAK LOL!

  • That man is an undercover anti-ricer

  • got the costom goat shit brown interior

    haha i love how he makes fun of whoever drives that piece of rice/cow

  • Priceless.

  • haha "my uncle lives in tokyo, hes chinese" lol priceless

  • lol look at those NOS bottles haha. The paintjob looks like a cow LOL. LOL VTAKKKKK!!!! FTW

  • simply hilarious. if you think he is being serious you are retarded. SUCK IT PEOPLE WHO OWN CRAPPY RICERS

  • funny shit

  • Even his redneck southern accent suggests he has a "normal redneck" IQ of 20. LOL!

  • Retarded white boy! This is what a white boy's like when he's done too much drugs. He's even more retarded than before having done drugs.

  • This is SOOOO acting.

    ***PLEASE REPLY TO THIS***

    If you had $100k, how would you mod an R34?

  • id sell it and buy a real car

  • classic

  • good shit son! lol...

  • i'll show you what the fucks done to this!...lol..Thats awsome!

    RICERS SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!PERIOD!

  • Fucking hilarious..nice job!

  • HP to weight ratio says your fuck pal!, I LOVE THIS lmfao

  • HAHAHAH very rare goat shit brown. HAHAHAH

  • its funny how some people think this is for real

  • lmfao your uncle is chinese

  • hahahha vtak hahahahahahhaha

  • the nos bottles look like whip cream chargers , do u have a cracker installed also?

  • Variable Transistor Accumulator Kiteticsiser

  • You got the custom dirt brown shit interior LOL

  • Co2 canisters painted like nos?

  • once my V-TAK kicks, it's all over man

  • i can watch this over and over again haha "i think my computers got a virus" lmao

  • I have seen this video countless times and everytime I laugh...

  • Man this guy is a champion! its alla  joke his doing I love his accent hahaha mate you should move into comedy do more stuff and move onto MTV or something make a good living mate hahaha

  • hahahah thats funny shit

  • "when i say fast i mean 17 second fast" ha ha ha ha that was the funniest shit ever

  • stupid r1cers, r1ce is for kids

  • Man you can't get any funnier than this. Especially when the camaro showed up. That was hilarious

  • wow nice single cam queer

  • hahahaha my headers arebt headering right

    my computers got a virus

    get ur mullet and get the hell outta here pal

  • "my computer has a virus"  hahahahah!

  • hahaha, this is hillarious, but Toykyo is in Japan, not China

  • I hope the upside-down, backwards visor is also part of the joke... or else you are as lame as that car

  • LMFAO

  • WAWSMR

  • one of the coolest vidz ever.hehe.

  • custom cow paint job nobody has that shit! lol

  • John for president! I gotta get me one of them fancy slow switches!

  • This is very funny!! PROPS MAN/!

  • You fuckers are stupid.

    This is a joke.

  • That camero would be at the finish while hes still tryin to start that pos. LOL. Dude, ricers are fuckin so lame, my 8 bangin granny car has smoked every honda thats thought that just cuz they are half the weight they will win. Anyone who races a 4 bangin ricer is a dumbass. And 17sec 1/4mile? Dude, my car does about 13 lol.

  • that was sooo bitchin' dude you rock so much...

  • that is Dale Jr LOL

  • that was pretty funny. i hate ricers. especially asian ones. they give us asians a bad name.

  • it probably goes as bad as it looks

  • Dude its so real It's scary, we need more of these vids, MORE.

  • That shit was funny, love the "Your fucked pal" Line

  • "my computer has a virus"

    ROTF

  • too bad thats how theese ricers actually sound and look.

    That was a disgusting dyno. 0 horsepower and virtually 0 torque till 7000 rpm. Thats disgusting

  • Horsepower to weight ratio says your fucked pal!

  • 1.6 valve hondaa vtak lolololololololol

  • "My header's are not heading right" 0.o LMAO

  • lmao! they're should be a chav version of this lol would be funny, loving the cow print aswell:D

  • fuck yah thats funny as hell, hey were did he get that v-tak i bought one of those last week cuz my lawn moawer blew a piston so i had to replace it.

  • Baaaahahahahaha! That's some funny ass sheite!

  • im a honda fan. but this shit is hilarious!

    BTW, that is a very clean motor, i kno 80hp aint shit but im surprised about how clean it was.

  • "Alcohol Injection"-LOL, OMG, were did you come up with that idea lol, anyway u rock!!

  • LOL, oh no dude, u just killed or ricers xD, good job man. Props

  • haha wheres the first video from this guy???

    isnt this shot in clemson?? AWSOME

  • lol it is v-tech.. but its just a video making fun of ricers and stuff.. so yea they put v-tak instead

  • its v-tec...v-tech makes phones. lol

  • V-TAK???? wtf isnt V-TEC

  • "I think my computer has a virus."

    I LOL'd.

  • Lol. Best vid ever! variable, transistor, acumulator, kineticizer.

  • that shitt tight.

  • LOL Now that was some funny shit

  • Great vid. With all the ricer excuses and shit. That camaro sounded sexy, im posting this shit. lol

  • lmao great video and acting!

  • CAn someone tell me what VTAK IS?! IM INTERESTED!! :D lol

  • It's somewhat funny- maybe if everyone didn't sounds like Forrest Gump, then it'd be hilarious.

  • fawkin redneck hillbilly

  • fuckin hilarious!!

  • That's hella funny. By the way, the characters on the gas door stands for "God of Cows". haha

  • Dude wtf is that

  • nicely done

    oh shit v-tak

    :shudder:

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