Denis Leary about drugs and vegetarians

[fordyslawz]

Listen to you all. No one forced you here and no one gives two shits about your opinions, we dont even fucking know you. This so called "Asshole" is funny in his own right, you watch stand up comedy and think there gonna be talking about pencils and a fucking calculator and your gonna get your Lols. Sod of all you haters and go watch fucking wombles or some pussy shit and come back when you realise that the world is a violent place so you may aswell see the funny side of it now

[JesusNo2]

I don't have the energy to say something witty and derogatory so simply ... ASSHOLE

[Lortenerfrisk]

damn his gonna be the best old grumpy bastard ever. obnoxicious fucker

[monkeyjoe9]

this just dosent seem that funny to me its like a sears cataloge oxygen tank iron lung

[tonyt1455]

One of the All time Greats

[bornhoodrat]

I hope he gets cancer to.

[NickNorie15]

Fuck this cunt, he may live another 1000 years and he'll never achieve what Bill did.

[jimmyshitbags]

I've sat through this until 3:30 and not been amused once. fuck this guy, whoever he is, wont be watching any more.

[chugulubbub0]

Is this supposed to be funny?

[TayR0C]

extreme anti smokers are the biggest douchebags on Earth

[TheDeadFrost]

@TayR0C no, the biggest douche bags on earth are smokers who blow smoke in the face of people who don't.

[Strayspiderstrut]

Will House MD be successful if Denis Leary accepted the role back then?

[BladyBladyBlaBla]

his delivery is lacking

[SpudTheBear]

yes Political correctness. If you dont like stuff like this press the red X top right of your screen and dont watch it and stop moaning. I dont smoke or drink and this is funny.

grow up lads.

[seppukuification925]

DENIS IS A THIEF AND HE'S NOT EVEN FUCKING FUNNY

[XanaTarantula]

Who is Bill Hicks?

[ratholin]

@XanaTarantula he's a comedian who never really made it big. had some talent and is thought to be influential towards other comedians who did make it.

[Joppsta360]

@ratholin He died before he could... and this guy, Leary, he ripped off a lot of his work.

[MrSatanochio]

Holy shit this guy sucks !

[SheriffshoOoter]

a denis leary impersonator

[rohitrez]

Dynamic performer

[xlElfrieda626]

pretty good

[RLMadalyn297]

hoooly shit?

[Vilemk0]

Disgusting.

[uTImogene199]

lol

[rachel25lee]

Wholy shit, he's on speed. 0.0

*first time watching Leary*

[88Anesthetize]

Well, there's ten minutes of my not particularly valuable time utterly wasted.

[The6ChickMagnet]

Bill Hicks

[1991GIFT]

Dennis leary you are a fucking idiot!!

[hakkujin]

What's this guy's name again? Bill-nnis Hicksleary?

[LilKimHottie69]

sriously nothing in this orld is original even if it is original to the person creating it. someone has do it before somewhere else in time so back off nobody cares so what if he ripped it off i dont think he did but even so who gives a shit instead of going oh he ripped off somebody else he sucks blah blah blah why not go oh he is similar to this person they hit the same issues and have the same views or joke about the same things you might like this person too. you people are so negative.

[LilKimHottie69]

@LilKimHottie69 *world

besides the only comedian truely verified of stealing acts that is really big is robin williams.

there are tons of accusations on tons of big comedians like dane cook but nobody has really proved it. just because material is similar doesnt mean they stole it.

bands who are influenced by other bands write similar music but people dont hackle them the enjoy it. why isn't it the same with comedy?

[ciwolsey]

Copycat. Nowhere near as good as Hicks.

[BananaBatxx93]

He's brutally honest and I love it.

[Devoo55]

Bills Hicks's corpse can suck my white Irish cock. Leary>Hicks

[nopainogain]

this is better since he quit drinking. i watched his chelsea lately vid this morning so this is contradicting it.

[killertoad]

he makes me want to quit smoking that's how bad he looks. I think I finally see what non-smokers see

[nopainogain]

@killertoad im a non-smoker, i have asthma, but i'd rather see denis leary like this than subdued and fake.

this is freakin hilarious!

[UTpacman]

Bill Hicks: I have a scoop for you. I stole his Leary's act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and, to really throw people off, I did it before he did

[UTpacman]

Leary was in Montreal to host the Nasty Show and Colleen was coordinating the talent she was standing backstage when she heard Leary doing material that sounded incredibly similar to Hicks jokes the Jim Fixx joke Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx the runner and health nut dude The plot thickens. When Leary came offstage Colleen more stunned than angry, said, Hey you know that's Bill Hicks' material! Do you know that's his material? Leary stood there stared at her without speaking and briskly left

[kiwih0b0]

lol



[jodicoady]

soooooo funny!!! I had this on vhs but its out of date now,

[marksimpsonhas23test]

What a horrible man

[chauncey1383]

he was similar to bill hicks but a funny irish man of is own.

[ENZSification]

who the fuk is bill hicks..a red neck inbreed peice of shit?? comedians shit on other comedians and other comedian says he stole shit from bill hicks.. i dont know who the fuk this guy is but fuk that faggot.. denis leary is the man >: ( FUCK redneck comedy fuken gay..

[swagger93]

@ENZSification trollery

[killertoad]

@swagger93 I almost replied to him.

[pwner714]

meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty good damn good



[Hem3fiction]

I can see who Dane Cook tries to copy

[JDledzeppelin44]

this.guy.is.mediocre.trash

[ShilEmPara]

dude, this guy must have been on speed when he did this. It's fuckin hilarious. XD

[Crecendos]

bro you know I am using the piratebay we are the modern pirates ;p but that does not mean that when Denis comes to town I won't go see him mang I will check his tour ;p ty for the advice

[Crecendos]

I don't honestly know how he ripped hicks off, Hicks was more sadist different, hicks is my favorite comedian but Denis is so funny he sounds like the joker ;p

[TheDrucipher]

@Crecendos what the fuck is sadist different? you uneducated fuck.

[Crecendos]

@TheDrucipher newfag ain't shit go watch all bill hicks stand ups and then come to watch denis leary maybe you will see the different 

[madkingonthethrone]

Rescue Me is probably my favourite tv show of all time. Dennis Leary you are a legend.

[TheSantana289]

Love him. Love the arsehole song too. Just not 'pah-lit-ically correct'. Keep it coming.

[TotalRebuiId]

This stand up smells of Bill Hicks

[pcvo4]

@TotalRebuiId u BET...:)

[damnlazypeople]

@TotalRebuiId stfu no one wants to hear it it's funny either way so go suck a dick

[misternipples100]

@TotalRebuiId this comment smells of hipster faggotry

[MacVoom]

@TotalRebuiId

You smell like Bill Hicks, hipster.

[xRazorFistx]

@TotalRebuiId

Nah. Too many jokes and punchlines to be Bill Hicks.

He'd have to ramble on for a good 30 minutes about political conspiracies and the benefits of psychedelic drugs with no jokes until the very end. THEN he would be Bill Hicks.

[PhenyxinNC]

@TotalRebuiId This standup is Bill Hicks, god laugh at his soul.

[SlackerSlayer]

@TotalRebuiId Imagine a video poster asking viewers not to say something. They're just begging for us to say it.

[djdragoneyes]

Leary for president.

[VangeistXIII]

Every video of Denis Leary so far, "He sucks, ripped off Bill Hicks", funny how you claim he's talentless when he's obviously making money from this. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[EminemLyriczz]

I like him but he seems like he doesn't have anything agaisnt smoking, and even a lot of smokers will admit its a bad habbit. It's the worst legal thing you can do to your body.

[Heavybrutality]

I think people bitch about Leary only because its become a bit of a Meme, not as big as others but still a Meme, So when you see a Leary hater keep in mind 8 out of 10 times it's a pre pubescent little fuck nut who probably doesn't know who Hicks is. And Don't even get me started on how he "Ripped" Hicks off thats all comedy really is.

[mantlekickdyoo]

@Heavybrutality i think its not cuz they dont know who hicks are its cuz they dont know who denis leary is.

[ict113090]

@Heavybrutality Leary didnt rip him off. They happened to joke on the same topics, but their material is not similar.. i dont get why these ppl habe hairs up their ass

[panterasux22]

@Heavybrutality leary's a funny guy and he always has his music over hicks but he clearly ripped off alot of his work

[UTpacman]

@Heavybrutality

It's ok to be inspired by another comedian. leary how ever stole Hicks entire act and persona.

[amiable519]

@Heavybrutality two words, jeff dunham

[DrJReefer]

@Heavybrutality To be fair to Hicks. Leary really blatantly ripped off his stuff.

[MrSatanochio]

@Heavybrutality Why would a comedian do this ? Steal from another one. This guy just talks loud, swears like a motherfucker and thinks he`s cool. Doesn`t have any finesse at all. Compensates with that moronic stage presence. Doesn`t have any decent punch lines. People just laugh because he acts like a nut fuck and then he pauses. Nothing intelligent have i seen from this dude`s mouth come out anyway. Comedy in this guy - nope, can`t see it.

[Heavybrutality]

@MrSatanochio Ok, I'm just thinking you could've summed it up in much less words. A simple "He sucks Wah Wah Wah" would've sufficed. And trust me I've seen much worse comedians but i wont say names...

[MrSatanochio]

@Heavybrutality Yeah, but i thought you want to know why i don`t like him...

[Heavybrutality]

@MrSatanochio Not really, No offense.

[SlackerSlayer]

@Heavybrutality And if he did just say "wah wah wah" you would have told him to be detailed and specific. We know this troll games you play.

[Heavybrutality]

@SlackerSlayer Not a troll, Never trolled and if i wanted to insult him i could have. I just don't really care why he doesn't like him. All in all their was no need for your comment..

[MrSatanochio]

@Heavybrutality If you don`t care, just disable commenting on the video. Why`s so hard ? Don`t be a troll.

[Heavybrutality]

@MrSatanochio What the hell are you talking about, I dont care if you comment go ahead its kind of the point of you tube. But theirs no need to message me My original comment was incredibly easy to understand. And dont call me a troll, If i was a troll i would insult you with bad grammar.

[MrSatanochio]

@Heavybrutality With bad grammar ? Like now ? :))

[Heavybrutality]

@MrSatanochio Example: YU Are Noob Go watchin Druggy talk about Polotics an hour!!!!

So you dont think I'm a Troll again that was not aimed at you, But at your common garden variety Troll.

[SlackerSlayer]

@Heavybrutality and there was a need for yours??

Hicks was great.

[MrSatanochio]

@TheArchivistOfficial You must be fucking shitting me. Look at your comment again...

[SlackerSlayer]

@Heavybrutality We wait patiently for an apology from him is all.

[Munstallstodes]

I don't get it.. In America there are a lot of gun deaths but why hasn't this talentless hack been killed?

is it true only the good die young?..

Leary may have somewhat proven this to me.

[MrDungslinger]

ripped off Bill Hicks

[dizzotizzo]

All you haters, well, I tell you what you can hate all you want but "Rescue Me" speaks for itself. The best show of all time. 

[NoobsxGalore]

Denis Leary is awesome!

[bluesman341]

That's what comedy-music-art is all about Who the fuck is original?? That's all they do is take from each other BFD---He's funny-If it offends someone--don't watch it-I have cancer and I still think it's funny as hell. Free your mind.--

[Hem3fiction]

jesus christ... I can seea Gary Busey in this guy

[almightyjass]

this guy ripped off louis ck. fuck him

[MrJonoface]

how can professional comedians be not funny...?

[staar87]

lol, not everybody pirate movies and shows.

[dangleberry9628]

Anyone who has any respect for comedy knows that Leary was a prick for stealing Hicks' material. FACT. I don't care if this comment is deleted, that would just prove that you're a pussy who lacks any original response just like Dennis. Alot of his shit was good, but the fact that he took shit from Hicks' and pretty much said it word for word destroys all credibility.

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[RedZicko]

Where is the funny part?

[DanW900]

Denis is hilarious. All you haters stay away!

[BlindedSamurai]

Man, totally hacked Hicks.

Trollolololol

[19thSFGA]

This guy sucks

[Ariel62073]

Oh shut up already, Leary.

[wakeb1444]

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[bobafettfan32]

I'm on Genesis God damn it!!! Tell them to call back after The Creation!

[TheBamaTradition]

he plays as deagio in ice age right?



[BlueStateChronicle]

Love that guy. I'm gonna eat sausage and suck a beer for him right now.

[jjgipson]

man this dude is just a cheap Bill Hicks ripoff. Everything he is he stole from Hicks.

[Jgebel12]

@jjgipson Hey man no one can be Bill Hicks. I see what you mean with the comparison but dude it's like fuckin rap music. In rap music each artist raps about the same crap. Sex, drugs, fame, and arguments. Absolutely the same with comedy only it's a different type of entertainment.

[fancythathat]

Watching this reminds me just how good Bill Hicks and Sam Kineson were.

Leary is a two bit thief.

[NolimitMce84]

This is part of a stand-up called Dennid Leary 'Locked N' Loaded' and it is a top 5 comedic stand-ups of my-all time!. Put these in Any order....Dennis Leary Locked and Loaded', Chris Rock's 1st HBO Special the one BEFORE bigger and blacker, eddie murphy - Raw, Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip,and George Carlson -It's Bad for Ya *or any of his all around grerat cynical skits of vocablary memoization of intelligent design....a real professional. I like 1.Carlson2.Pryor3.Rock4.Learyn­Murphy

[CyborgTwinkee]

@NolimitMce84

His name is George CARLIN you fuckwit.

[CTUshosh]

haha! love it! proud smoker!!!

[aidansamso123]

dennis leary was my grand dads name lol

[Flipper79able]

Why do originators of brilliant ideas always end up under paid or broke, under appreciated and ripped off before their DEAD......and other people change their ideas slightly and make millions? I guess that is the plight of a true artist. R.I.P William Hicks.

[Riste1986]

Give him cigarets and turn off the video.

[zperra]

I remember the first time I saw someone with a voicebox. I was eight years old and I was going door-to-door selling girl scout cookies. I come to this house and knock on the door. An old man wit ha voice box answers the door. When he started talking it scared me so much I ran out his yard and down the street crying.

[Jamacuss]

Bill Hicks wannabe

[HWEisRISING]

THIS COMEDY WOULDN'T GET THE LAUGHS IN TODAYS CROWD- DIGGING THROAT CANCER, TRECHIODOMIES, AND HEROIN IN CIGS??? UMMMM NO SORRY DON'T THINK SO

[187thekid]

@HWEisRISING thats why dennis leary is CLASSIC... people WILL take some offence to his stuff, but in his day he was great, so if you dont like it please dont watch it

[trextrextrex]

Dan Hicks and his hot licks is the only famous Hicks.

Leary's Coffee skit is hilarious

[TheJameySuede]

What the fuck......how the fuck does he not have to pay royalties for this. you thieving fucking piece of shit, DIE ALREADY YOU UNORIGINAL FUCK

[clintokrulz]

>.>

I never even heard of Hicks.

[PlayboyBeats]

if so many people don't like him... why are you watching this? i think he's brilliant, regardless of originality or how over the top he is he is still a legend.

[keerkhor]

@PlayboyBeats Just watching it to go pack and compare them against my Bill Hicks tapes .... :)

[jacoblgames]

@PlayboyBeats Over the top, but that's one thing that good jokes are made of.

[trainhoboVEGAS]

Meh, even if he isn't that good? but he is at least better than Dane Cook who is much worst and talentless.

[megaman9990]

This guys isn't funny, just uses a lot of profanity.

[GammaRadiation1]

Not funny



[SgtPepperEverton]

Fuck that warning. Leary stole Hicks' act and if you're a fan of comedy you should hate him for it. Troubeshooter, try not to delete this. If you enable comments on a video then you can't just delete the ones you don't like. If you dedicated your life to comedy and somebody stole your routines and jokes, wouldn't you want people to point it out? I find that hard to believe, that you would just allow somebody to steal your work.

[tybo09]

@FuckRetroAnything Oh, well I'm glad nobody drives home drunk from bars. One of my best friends from elementary school must still be alive because he couldn't have been run over on a sidewalk by someone a mile from a bar...

If people don't like smoke, they can open a no-smoking bar. If the demand is there, make the owners of the bars feel stupid for allowing smoking when all of their non-smoking customers leave them.

[SithianHawk]

They were friends, starting up at the same time, performing in the same clubs. They likely came up with the material together. Bill wasn't as successful as Denis NOT because material was "stolen." Bill wasn't as successful because he died. Plain and simple. We need to get over it.

[SgtPepperEverton]

@SithianHawk Absolute bullshit. Funny how Hicks performed all the material first isn't it? If you can watch Bill Hicks's work and then watch Leary's 'No cure for cancer' and say that wasn't a shamefull display of plagiarism, then you're lying to yourself. Seriously, do some research on what other comedians have said about it and i guarentee your opinion will change. Hicks was ranked as 4th greatest comedian ever in the UK last year, Leary wasn't in the top 100.

[SithianHawk]

@SgtPepperEverton I could very well be wrong but I still think that it's a little late to scream plagiarism at this guy. Bill is long dead and buried and it's a fucking tragedy. I know that he was one of the greatest of all time. I'm a huge fan of both Bill and Denis. I personally think that Denis has a funnier presentation and while I've noticed several jokes such as the "Judas Priest" one and the "Jim Fixx" one but I don't agree that they have the same personalities as many people claim.

[SithianHawk]

@SithianHawk Bill seemed like more of an extremely intelligent, world weary, misanthropic social critic while Denis is more of a crazy, enraged, working class caricature. Again, they were friends and started out at the same time so we really have no way of knowing who came up with what first. Bill performed it first, but it doesn't necessarily mean that Denis stole the material. I'm not saying one is better than the other. I just think it's a waste of energy to still carry the grudge.

[SgtPepperEverton]

@SithianHawk I know what you mean. I don't think they have the same personalities, Hicks was a lot more philosophical and political minded, but the amount of jokes Leary used that were almost word for word what Hicks had used in the past is just unbelivable. If you take out the jokes and very similar topics he stole from Hicks out of his 'No cure for cancer' routine, there would be very little left haha

[SithianHawk]

@SgtPepperEverton I guess I won't argue. In any case, Lock N' Load was pretty hilarious...

[Halo3kixass]

is it just me or does Dennis Leary sound ALOT like George Carlin? Except Leary is a bit...creepier. Carlin's an athiest (and he's dead), Leary is creepy kind of (he wants cancer), etc

[natty1999]

what year is this?

[tybo09]

I've never smoked in my life and I could not agree more... The anti-smoking crowd went too far. You can't smoke in bars where I live.

I can drive home drunk and have unprotected sex with a girl I just met at the bar, but we better not smoke at the bar before we leave... What makes sense about that?

[Stillillgal]

lame

[xodis9]

@JackEverton1878 and how much time do you have waisting time posting paragraph long comments on shit thats actually funny? why was it 5 years ago nobody gave a shit and just lauphed? meat trakeyodamy man will eat your ass!

[SgtPepperEverton]

@xodis9 You've missed the point completely. Comedians stealing other comedians routines isn't funny, it's shamefull. Particularly stealing from people dying of cancer who you were supposed to be friends with. Hicks is a comedy legend and Leary is a shameless, joke stealing hack. 'Trakeyodamy'? Do you mean tracheotomy? If you think we should 'just laugh' about somebody stealing somebody elses work, then you're an idiot.

[xodis9]

@mperrine1983 and your a queer bate even when your online ya fucking pussy

[MrONLYDOPE]

@mperrine1983 bet u dont smoke u dont even know hes smoking huffing n puffing

[evelsteev]

Why did Bill Hicks, the comedian this guy stole from, die, and Leary lives? WHERE is justice????

[mgoldman4202]

This dude entertains me and makes me laugh. Done sold.



[carnage4907]

Oh my God he literally stole and changed bill hicks' material.

[2cutthroatterrorist]

@mperrine1983 Uh yea he is just not when he lit up I never inhale the first drag when I light up. Never!

[paddmaddproductions]

Best fucking CD I've ever bought.

[etelbo]

my fucking hero!!!!!!!

[level8limited]

Definitely one of the best comedians on the planet!

[drugwhore]

i think its funny how people are calling this crazy can you not understand he is playing a character

[234addict]

this dude is really annoyong hes just constantly loud and hes a talentless prick

[iownu1000]

this sounds like a really shitty cigarette commercial...

[TokedStokedMusic]

not a fan of his stand-up (not a fan of Bill Hicks stand up either but at least he was original). I was however a HUGE fan of Rescue Me, that show was bomb-ass and I miss it. Fuck his stand up: I want his TV shows.

[GraphicsAmberMejias]

LOL!

[heehomaster]

meat does taste like murder and yes murder tastes pretty goddamn good

[kookoo8888]

A No Talent Hack is a Hack!

and for You,

An Ignorant Retard is a Retard!

[187thekid]

ITS OVER 7000 PACKS A DAY!!!!

[oly355]

I'am a french canadian, and I loled hard on his video against us. no reason to be really insulted by what he says

[mythmanjay]

the truth ain't pretty, but paying attention wrong is even uglier

[henkdejoop]

@JackEverton1878 best comment EVER



[MrSnuggypums]

vegetarians are killing the animals by eating their food =O

[nauris708]

im not laughing

[mrhangslow2]

what an asshole eoeol

[Tigerpuffer]

That was the most un-funny, annoying, abnoxious thing I ever saw. I feel itchy now, maybe I should go take a shower...

[BeheadEntertainment]

this comedian sucks!!!...piece of shit ass mutha fucka!!..good thing i didnt see this mutha fucks at a comedy club..shit would be on!!!!..don't you ever make fun of the "Holy Bible" you fuckin piece of shit!!!!