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  • Pfft, the guy with the camera is the only one trying to make things happen, and no one is listening. What a terrible group.

  • Congrats to the guy at 3:19 who resisted the urge to punch the guy with the camera, that guy is like freakin ghandi because of that

  • i hate shit like this. Yes, sometimes government/law enforcement goes over the line...but bitching over every little shit, and occupying the fucking food court? wow

  • lol

  • OWS, the early years.

    Our schools are pumping out these losers. I think the biggest loser is the screaming girl who doesn't want to be touched. I bet you she is the first to throw a moltoff cocktail.

  • This is still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

  • The irony of them paying $1000-$1500 for MacBooks, while they make their demands...

  • OWS - The Insufferable Years

  • The camera guy is a total douche.

  • I am not sure if he knows but... being on camera doesn't magically proclude you from being arrested for illegal activity.

  • I don't think I've laughed quite so much in a long time.

  • This is horrible and the guy who filmed this should feel horrible.

  • Are hipsters always this entertaining?

  • hes trying to sound all smart because he uses big words, fuckin dumbass

  • "Ryan!"

    "Ryan!"

    "Ryan!"

    "Ryan!"

    "Ryan Oleander!"

    "Ryan!"

    "We're using consensus on how to proceed!"

    The fact that that was all one guy, uninterrupted, is hilarious in the most pathetic way possible. And I imagine Ryan absolutely hates the guy with the camera for screaming his full name repeatedly in front of campus security.

  • pretend you can't hear us...

  • if this happened at my university, this shit wouldnt have gone down this smoothly

  • The guy with the camera is the only one trying to make things work, and everyone else is ignoring or arguing with him. Is that inspiration or what?

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  • LMAO at the "corporate water" while sifting through Apple products

  • Students use CONSENSUS!

    It's not very effective...

  • Kids will take even the smallest excuse to feel betrayed and angry.

  • @dickant

    So true

  • Haha LOSERS

  • you fucking faggot ass hippies try this shit where I live and crack your skulls free of charge,

  • faggots

  • everyone involved here is a douche in one way or another

  • the kids i mean

  • What Douche bags

  • Most of them weren't even from NYU and were trespassing. That's why Professor Guy is so insistent that they show their NYU IDs and Camera Guy won't cooperate.

  • IS THIS A VIDEO OF OCCUPY WALL STREET?

  • @VenkateshSrinidhi No, it's a video of an idiotic campus protest from two and a half years ago that's completely unrelated (Though I wouldn't be at all surprised if it turned out that pretty much all of the moron protestors in this video were also among those currently involved in Occupy Wall Street).

  • @VenkateshSrinidhi I'm not sure what it's all about, but the video post date is  Feb 24 2009, so it's long before OWS existed.

  • Why is the person who's "narrating this event" speaking more than the actual NYU students when he doesn't even go to school there?? Doesn't seem very logical to me.

  • Whoa whoa whoa...

    "Our negotiators are liaisons to negotioti...on..."

    Wait, what? They couldn't even properly use their vocabulary?

    I gotta admit, this is why I'm not politically minded.

  • @theFightingFan Also, I got an adorable image in my head of group waterbottles wearing suits around a conference table discussing how wet and refreshing they are and how thirst has gone down in the fourth quarter when he mentioned "corporate water".

  • Really snickered when he got done talking about his macbooks he made the snide remark, "i don't think they want water bottles, they probably drink corporate water". 

  • ahahaha what is this is this real ahahahahaha

  • lol idiots XD Hopeless

  • They're just PRAYING to be tased.

  • ok the demands were apparently about high cost tuitions, which is quite puzzling to me since they all look pretty wealthy... Anyway it is a good cause, but this video footage just makes me want to die painlessly in peaceful resignation...

  • Dun get what is happening in this video.Only know that they wan their money from NYU??

  • @cowiewoo55 They barricaded themselves in the cafeteria as a protest. They had a huge list of demands, almost all of which were stupid and extremely unreasonable, and none of which they ultimately received.

  • The only cure for how irritated this made me was to read pages and pages of every single hate comment. Ahhh thank you, I am not alone.

  • damn idiots

  • let's be civil, this is "civil" disobedience. hahaha what an idiot loser

  • It's like an advertisement for Apple products at the end

  • Holy shit, this is hilarious. They boxed themselves in like little kids playing fort and act all surprised when shit starts hitting the fan. I suppose it's educational in the way that they perfectly demonstrated the shortcomings of a purely democratic method, but the rest of it is just mind-numbingly sad.

  • Right on, Brothers and Sisters! I'm going to use consensus and the democratic process at my school!

  • Police brutality from Rent a Cops on the NYU campus?

    I BLAME THE MUSIC TELEVISIONS

  • Hahaha this is so hilarious. Biggest bunch of pansies ever. These gay wads are PRAYING the cops use brutality or force so they can get some footage. The only ones displaying intelligent, adult behavior are the cops and university staff. I love this douche narrator making "demands" and using big terms like "consensus" and "democratic process" that he obviously doesn't understand.

  • *chasing after moderately annoyed security officer

    "DO NOT USE BRUTALITY!"

  • "You're gonna get sued, we have lawyers"

    Haha, I feel so ashamed to go to a liberal arts college right now.

  • You know you're listening to some really stupid bull when you can't even begin to fathom what the hell their motive are from the head reeling constant reuse of the same political jargon that has degenerated into meaningless slurs in order to fit their needs. In other words, damn these guys are stupid! There is so many things wrong with their protest that it's down right pathetic.

  • Hopefully this dude got hit by a bus.

  • @georgejweber Hit by a bus using democratic process.

  • The guy filming's vocabulary seem to consist of nothing but cliche phrases from the Ultra-Leftist Playbook. It was funny seeing all the charmed little trust fund babies play "Che Guevara Hour" though. Fight the corporations with those shiny MacBooks and backpacks that cost more than my car!

  • they are drinking corporate water

    there's a mac book

    another mac book

    an ipod...

  • baby's first revolutionary vanguard

  • guise guise consenshush

  • This is the best satire about student protest I have ever seen. The NYU drama department is comprised of geniuses! I mean, the part about being into social justice and human rights and anti-corporatism while gobbling up Apple products which are made in China by workers in deplorable conditions and use batteries made from elements obtained using strip mining and child slave labor. Perfect use of juxtaposition.

  • I feel really bad for any nyu students watching this.

  • How to hold an occupation:

    Make sure your not rich

    Make sure your educated

    Make sure you have a reason

    Make sure you have a strong leader (not the consensus guy)

    Make sure you have better weapons than a camera

  • lol.."they drink corporate water".."here's a macbook charger"

  • WE NEED TO HAVE A CONSENSUS, GUYS!

  • what happened to people acting normal

  • these guys are tools

  • "You can't be in this space... well, you have to use earmuffs... okay, just pretend you can't hear us." This guy really knows how to hold the line against oppression.

  • Hey NYPD. This would be the perfect time to utilise the fact you are all armed to the teeth.

    In the words of DCI Gene Hunt

    "Human rights are for human beings"

  • What are they actually protesting?

  • This is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen!

  • This is why they need to arm NYU campus police with hand grenades. Problem solved.

  • the macbook part was gorgeous!

  • there are no words to express this level of ignorance and immature desire to rebel...I guess the most accurate description would be pretentious spoiled rich children - all with macbooks lol

  • God....I wish this video could go on forever. This comedy needs to be shared with the world!

  • I just want to know how how this fucktards were even accepted into an educational facility.

  • Drink every time you hear Consensus, scumbag, or force.

  • @TheRobotHell geez this game sucks i had all my beers in the first minute!

  • I'm not normally a fan of jackbooted thugs giving unarmed students a vicious beatdown, but I think anyone that uses the word concensus that much shouldn't be allowed to breed. Beatdown approved.

  • Morons..

    

  • "This is student free space"

    It's a good thing they're not students.

  • "Focus on Consensus"

    Collectivist mentality in action

  • Honestly these guys sound retarded and have no idea what their talking about. Just listening to them makes me want to punch them in the face.

    and their doing this despite that all of the negotiators are acting perfectly rational

  • lol whoever posted this is retarded unless the person who uploaded this is one of the cops. (the dudes following the guy holding the camera!

  • :V These guys are retarded. B&E + getting between me and my muffinz is NOT how you get things done D< Whatever happeneed to potatoes up tailpipes? Or person-snatching the principle and forcing him to have a good time(lapdance 8D?)?

    WHERE ARE THE WOLVERINES WHEN YOU NEED THEM!!??

  • "RYAN, RYAN! We're using consensus on how to proceed! We have ten minutes! TEN MINUTES TO DECIDE!"

    Argh, rich people.

  • "They wear suits...aHEH."  At least he has a sense of humor.

  • ahaha faggots

  • just watched this again, still hilarious. LOL were using democratic concensus!! do they have weapons of force??

  • What's really funny, is that the slimy whiny asswipe recording this isn't even a student of NYU. It's even funnier watching him try to insult these guys, and they don't fall for it. Is there anything funnier than a guy screaming "you may not come in here" and being totally ignored? God that's funny.

  • is it me or does pretty much every middle class NYU student try to change anything through idiotic protests

  • the guy running the camera sounds like he doesn't know wtf he is talking about, what a pathetic protest, buncha douche hipsters

  • I dont get what they want, hippies

  • @PUNISHER897 Neither do they. That's what's so damn funny about this. Bunch of whiny overfed overindulged low life pukes showing everyone how useless they are.

  • i go to nyu, and these kids are most the despicable fucktards i've ever seen and do not represent all of us in any way.

  • "Excuse me, do not use force!"

    ...as the security guard walks, nay, RUNS right past all of them.

  • *facepalm*

  • How dare they try to block their right to come to a consensus

  • 649 people drink corporate water.

  • Please brutalise me so my cause will have validity.

  • lol here's a macbook, and another one, and an ipod.. did i mention we can't afford tuition?

  • i bet they drink corporate water

  • fuckin dirty snakes

  • @ArcticPuffinSG UC Berkley

  • The future of our country is in jeopardy and these idiots are looking for concensus? Not enough prison cells or insane asylum space for these idiots.

    I know! let's draft them in the Navy and make them anchors!

  • god that kid with the camera is a dumbass

  • what a bunch of slack jawed phaggots

  • "You may not come in here, this is free space" LMAO!

  • I bet these kids would do great over in Libya, they really need some consensus against the devices of force. Take a look at the hierarchy, figure out what's the power relationship and such.

  • Dear camera-holding protester: COOL. STORY. BRO.

  • I just love how they're so scared of getting in trouble yet there being such entitled assholes.

  • Thank god for cracked.com i had no idea about this.

  • The Camerman is a fucking Douche bag... These are NYU Students? Seem more like a bunch of punk. They have the right to be there? Pretty sure thy don't, if I were the school officals, I will call the police and have them forcefully remove.

  • Hmm.... MacBooks and iPods, yet they complain about corporate water. I join in the cringing.

  • Fucking neo-Communists. Bunch of punks living on daddy's money with a disgusting sense of entitlement.

  • I was hoping for a K9 unit to show up.

  • OMG this makes my brain hurt and my trust in humanity disappear . . . I wonder if NYU has a Clock tower . . .

  • What I want to know is, did they use a consensus-building process to decide that they should use a consensus-building process

  • watched it, you cant find so many mongloids in eu

  • WHAT THE FK IS GOING ON????

  • Lol. "corporate water". They all have macbooks.

  • ah man, cameraman lost the control of the situation. Not aggressive and bold enough...

  • This is actually really painful to watch. Their is actually giving me a rash. I don't know how the officials kept a straight face, I would have been laughing my tail off at these guys.

  • Is that Steven Spielberg?

  • Now, now; don't confuse these low-rent, Weathermen wannabes with hipsters. Do you see any ukuleles, battery powered Casiotones, cans of cheap beer, ironic t-shirts, DJ equipment, Whole Foods aprons or knitting supplies in this video? Exactly. Now, that said, I don't like the Israeli/Palestinian conflict anymore than the next guy but if they have to be at war then why not send these ignorant little douchenozzles over there to fight it.

  • What a bunch of fucking clowns.

  • hehe i just realized they barricaded the doors that opened the other way.

  • so im guessing you have to be a piece of shit doucher trust fund baby to go to NYU?

  • thats a cute red diary you have the there.

  • "Alright white people have failed, send in the black people!"

  • 0:22 - 0:28 can't You Sound any more smug?....

  • Fucking hipsters

  • For people like this I would have no problem if police just went all commie on their asses and started beating on fools.

    These kids have no reason to be doing any of this. In order to be in a negotiation you have to have something someone wants. Who are they to boss school officials and policemen around?

  • Hipster: They probably drink corporate water and wear suits

    Hipster: okay we have like 23 macbook pros here. and uhhh a journal .. yes..

  • I love how the one guy is trying to be a passive leader.. and his lackey keeps cursing out the staff.

  • Stupid little pussy hipsters, nothing even happened and he was already pissing his pants like a little 2 year old..

  • lol those students are pussies.

  • lol u are making everyone very upset... you poop!

  • Is this a sketch?

  • @LarsP2k4 Nah, it's all real. Suddenly it's more pathetic, right? XD

  • this is police brutality, you are on camera! wait, climbing over a barricade is an act of brutal force?

  • Stuttering idiot douchebag hipster haz no cheezburgers.

  • 8:35 Corporate water!? LOL

  • Jeez, this cameraman is a mumbling stumbling bastard.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahaha

    oh man.

    

  • Why did you take chocolate milk out of the cafeteria?!

  • This is hysterical. Stupid leftist children screaming about brutality when there clearly is nothing of the sort going on. I love when the guy taking the video starts asking who wants to be a "facilitator" in their "consensus area." Too funny. And I love when the girl wearing the terrorist neckerchief starts screaming that somebody touched her.

  • umm... exactly why are they angry?

  • @BluePi1313 They had a bunch of incredibly stupid demands, but I think what they most had their panties in a twist over was something having to do with the school's budget.

  • From 6:05 to 6:15 you have to honor that gaurds ability not to punch him in the fucking face i mean look at the pain on his face when he thinks "What if my fist high fives your face"

  • @Kcin5041 lol

  • My favorite part is the guy hurling 1920's insults like "Dirty snakes!"

  • why so many dislikes? thought it was kinda intresting lol

  • What did he say about corporate water?! Corporate water is delicious!

  • The irony that he doesn't even go to NYU.

  • @caterrachel That's a big part of the reason why he was so hesitant to have them comply with the university rep's demand that they show him their student IDs; Because he knew that once they realized that he is not an NYU student, in addition to all the charges that would already be filed against them, he personally would also be hit with trespassing charges, and like most ultra- liberal "Activists," he was terrified of having to face the consequences of his actions.

  • this is so painful to watch

  • Time to reconsider universal sufferage.

  • actually after watching the video the camerman is kinda lame so let me edit, fuck yeah muhlenberg

  • fuck yeah muhlenberg cameraman

  • pure faggotry

  • lol the one guy doesn't know how to shut his mouth, the camera man has no idea what hes talking about and sounds like he's about to piss himself and merely spews the same words in an attempt to sound official

  • "Ok, lets see what we have here...a mackbook, another macbook, a macbook charger, an ipod, another macbook."

    Holy shit. What happened to not being able to pay for the tuition?

  • hahaha of course their bag is filled with a macbook, macbook charger, and a journal. hahahaha hippies suck ass. "yeah we dont give into corporate superpowers" Yeah, well too bad Apple is bigger than Microsoft now.

  • I was hoping the cops were gonna beat the hell out of every hippie in the building

  • These hippies took way too much drugs.

  • @Justin123Cusack "Hippies"?? More like over-privileged children (with an age of 20-something) that don't know what the fuck but babble about the "democratic process".

    I esp. love the hate for the "corporate water" and the love for all those iPods/Macbooks they are carrying around.

  • I don't know whats more pathetic... what their protesting or the fact that once security got in everybody suddenly became mindless, shuffling around like children waiting for their punishment...

  • 2:35 civil disobedience! Disobeying civilly! doughnut

  • If you pulled this shit 40 years ago, you'd get your head cracked open and spend the night in jail.

  • Face.

    Palm.

  • "The school is taking our parents' money!"

    Yeah, ok then, you believe that. You write that down in your pretty little mac books. OK?

    As for brutality, I saw only one moment in which they forced someone around.

    As for the "democracy" crap is going, you were pretty much in total anarchy. Congratualtions, you can attempt using BIG words, but all you did was help to fuck up your lives.

  • So in over their heads, the protesters. >:) This video was funny.

  • What scum. The camera man is rambling on about these magical concepts of "democracy" and "consensus" trying to be an expert about protocols. The guy behind him is blabbing insults like a dramatic junior high kid.