David mitchell's Top 5 Rants

[Astronaughty03]

omfg "People give you this shit and you read it out." his face when he says that is like, "You all fuckin know it"

[Alizastack]

alan's like a funny little hedgehog, isnt he?

[jmmypaddy]

if the qi club was extended then there was another rant about the difference in budgets between a radio show and a tv show

[misterservinis]

Awwww hes so adorable

[aJDfMDl]

Good video... missing the QI clip regarding bees, but good non the less.

[tomharding]

Every comedy Mock The Week video I've seen involves Russell Howard saying something funny-ish followed by someone else blowing him out of the water..

[Reapzehz]

is it or did the thumbnail look like he was throwing the kind of tantrum a 5 yr old throw in a supermarket

[iAmUrFather96]

For some reason, when Mitchell yells 'What the f*** is that?' the screen seems to shake for me LOL. The epicness is overcoming me I guess...

[ph33rbot101]

I always feel intense national pride whenever I watch these.

[SchwarzundWeis]

in which episode was the last one?

[MadOldPete]

Frankie Boyle's laugh sounds like it's being forced out of him against his better judgement.

[daisyzoozoo]

Sue Perkins is so fit ;p

[7ranc3Addict]

rofl hilarious

[jim191185]

david mitchell for prime minister

[Theworldspeople]

Did anyone hear a cow go moo at 1 : 32 ?

[coxi666]

@Theworldspeople yes. yes i did.

[SoadxWomen]

@Theworldspeople yes, wtf is that!

[JimothyMcgee]

@SoadxWomen Its a russian booing

[SoadxWomen]

@JimothyMcgee hhahaha really so high pitched.

[MrLeeKnees]

David Mitchell for PM :)

[tarrizzzzzzzzz]

How come every single word in the title is capitalized, except his last name?

[JimothyMcgee]

@tarrizzzzzzzzz haha my bad, I'll change that

[richarldluva124]

poke the russians poke the russians omg they're coming!!

[legofoxanimations]

The quality gets worse and worse.

[jubileehands]

he's right about the bread and milk. Well, at least im not dead yet... :)

[MrJizmonkey]

Oh no Lee Mack

[Bot23]

was not expecting to see or hear that fucking cunt Russell Howard.

[Reapzehz]

@Bot23 was not expecting to read a comment by that fucking cunt Bot23

keep it to yourself dickhead nobodys interested

[Bot23]

@Reapzehz Oh i feel completely wounded. I'll say whatever the fuck I like if you like Russell Howard you can be no older than 15 years old anyway, if you are any older than that then there is something wrong with you. Probably AIDS.

[Reapzehz]

@Reapzehz calm down dickhead get a life and dont presume peoples ages it makes you look a twat because there are loads of over 15s (like me) in fact over 18s attending his stand up and good news just because you interest in comedy is fuck awful dont blame good comedians

[Bot23]

@Reapzehz If making presumptions makes you look like a twat then why are you presuming to know what comedians I like and being over 18 doesn't count if you got the mental age of a 5 year old. Just because someone or something is popular doesn't make it good after all Eastenders is popular. And why are you writing comments to yourself, a bit schizophrenic?

[Reapzehz]

@Bot23 Are you the "good" police, then? How dare you presume to decide what counts as "good". If you personally don't like it, then that's the opinion that counts? That's toddler like reasoning. Grow up....and google the definition of schizophrenic, something else you clearly know fuck all about. I'd love to stop and chat, but I think it's unkind to wind up morons too much, it makes their brains hurt. Off you trot now, mummy has your rusks ready ;)

[JimothyJimson]

@Reapzehz @Bot23 OK calm it down guys its just a comedy video lets keep it lighthearted in my comment section - I think Russel Howard is funny, now can we stop calling each other names

[Bot23]

@JimothyJimson I have done, I'm not engaging him any more. All I did was make an off the cuff remark I didn't ask for him to start whining at me like petulant toddler.

[Mohrkai]

@Bot23

LMAO @ the schizoid remark / And it flew right past

[Bot23]

@Mohrkai I am choosing not to engage him further, I don't want to discombobulate him any further.

[jacksels123]

@Bot23 what the fuck are you on about! are u on drugs or some shit like that cause Russell Howard is brilliant! and if you think that Russell Howard is bad then u have AIDS not other people who like Russell Howard!

[Bot23]

@jacksels123 I'm sorry I don't think you have AIDS, but because of your writing skill I'm assuming that you most likely have a touch of Down's Syndrome, which is probably why you find mongs funny.

[Sethagrius]

i find Mitchel way more funny when hes tubby

[Garrotte123]

One of the finest comedic minds ever. I can't wait to here him as an old man with 60 years worth of that pent up vitriol. Sublime.

[JhericFury]

I laughed so loud at:

"Poke the Russians, Poke the Russians

..Oh my god, they're coming."

[FMH2011king]

Alan Davies got completely done over by DM on number 2

[Olski28]

So funny by Lee Mack at the end.

[Beardyable]

Mike Reid! Rapping! For 10 MINUTES! What the Fuck is that?! lmfao

[khaninator]

Missed the one with him yelling at Michael McIntyre for helping the other team on Would I Lie to You, good video though.

[MrCnoufesd]

This video backwards is the heartwarming story of a man getting slimmer and less angry.

[Mohrkai]

@MrCnoufesd

and talking less shit

[aquamareenz]

@MrCnoufesd LMAO

[Eggplant1337]

@MrCnoufesd If you watch this video backwards you have way to much time on your hands.

[yurismir1]

@MrCnoufesd I didn't realize it was possible to watch it backwards.

[310BPM]

@MrCnoufesd

but.. David Mitchell is thinner now..

[cryptmonkey]

@310BPM yes, but this video has been constructed in such a way that he gets fatter towards the end (clearly older clips).

[jezmundberserker]

I've never heard of David Mitchell before. I'm laughing my ass off thanks to him. Thanks for the upload. His opinions are quite brilliant, if I may say so.

[tantan627]

@jezmundberserker

He's got a channel somewhere called david mitchells soapbox. Look it up, it's just him ranting on about what's wrong with the world. It's hilarious!

[jezmundberserker]

@tantan627: Thanks so much. I'm LMAO. He got another subscriber thanks to you.

[crazydickhead1]

@JimothyJimson Maybe you already know this but Nick has another channel now where hes re-uploading everything. The channel is called NickFromFulhamAgain. Spread the word!

[JimothyMcgee]

@crazydickhead1 Yep, I maid a video about it :)

[drjones198]

Ha thanks for putting this up. I pissed myself.

[LemmingAttack]

THe last one is the best just because Lee Mack ends it so well...

[xCoverGirlz]

@JimothyJimson NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! that was where i got my fix of uk telly! Literally feel like crying right now :(

[JimothyMcgee]

@xCoverGirlz I have good news for you he has a new channel, nickfromfulhamagain

[dinnaehuv1]

@JimothyJimson Oh no, someone is posting copyright programmes and the company that owns the copyright want's to take it off so that people go to them for the quality programming. That's totally unfair that they've taking down something that belongs to them.

[me4901]

@dinnaehuv1 The problem is that you can't go to them for those shows. They don't show them. BBC has it's own YouTube channel. It could show those programs along with ads at the bottom to generate income and they would get tons of hits. But they chose not to. Their decision to chose not to is the only reason channels like NickFromFulham existed, because the BBC doesn't show those shows. So while it may be legal for them to do, it's certainly a way of shooting yourself in the foot.

[JimothyMcgee]

@dinnaehuv1 listen you, we payed for those shows, its not fair to not have access to them. And like the other guy said you can't go to them for the shows, they don't have them - and people outside the UK can't watch them, if it was channel 4 I would totally agree with you but not the bbc

[Chrisfs59]

@JimothyJimson Oh that sucks so bad!!. NickFromFulham was my lifeline to BBC stuff. Will BBC even make Iplayer stuff available to people outside the UK ? If not, why shut down NickFromFulham? It promoted BBC shows. I bought stuff from BBC as a result of NickFromFulham

[JimothyMcgee]

@Chrisfs59 No they won't make iplayer worldwide or have the backlog Nick had :(

[PianoWizzy]

@JimothyJimson I did, and sadly didn't save what I wrote, but I can tell you that I sent off a civil and peaceful but firm complaint that countries all over the world were being deprived of the best comedy on television and it's unfair that we should miss out due to our geographical location and that NickFromFulham should be allowed to upload all the unavailable content he wants.

[JimothyMcgee]

@PianoWizzy thank you, much appreciated

[Popeye67ta]

@JimothyJimson I did. This is what I wrote (in short, I got a bit carried away):

You utter bastards!! You shut down Nickfromfulham. For what?! He was not hurting you in any way. He was doing you a favour by promoting the BBC, giving people abroad (me included) the opportunity to see what a brilliant broadcaster BBC can be and what magnificent talents you have to your disposal. The only decent thing for the BBC to do is to let Nickfromfulham carry on with his altruistic endeavour.

[JimothyMcgee]

@Popeye67ta thank you good sir I wasn't sure if anyone would lol :)

[andysim232]

david for prime minister!!!!!!! id vote hehe

[liamrob32]

Anyone know what episode is the last clip from?

[QueenDeaconite]

Why didn't people watch number one, just before voting (almost) those very same Mike-Reid-Ten-Minute-Rap nutters in 2010?

[brup123]

You know you're hilarious when you get Frankie Boyle laughing.

[soundslave]

@brup123 It's not that hard to make Boyle laugh, just show him a rape or murder or just a disabled person and he's happy.

[baldurus1]

@brup123 Too bad Frankie Boyle can't make anyone else laugh.

[Fangtorn]

@baldurus1 That's demonstrably false.

[baldurus1]

@Fangtorn Sorry! I meant too bad Frankie Boyle can't make any sane person laugh.

[Angdharagh]

@baldurus1 Still false.

[baldurus1]

@Angdharagh Then the only conclusion we can draw from this is that if you find Frankie Boyle funny, you must be insane.

[xxmcrroxmisoxxx]

@baldurus1 Why do you have such hate for Frankie Boyle? Yeah sometimes he can take a joke slightly out of sometime's comfort zone but this is what is great about British comedy, the cutting remarks and fast wit.

Love the video by the way, ah... David Mitchell. <3

[baldurus1]

@xxmcrroxmisoxxx I wish he did make cutting remarks and had some wit.

Frankie Boyle is boring.

He speaks with a droning monotonous voice about subjects no one is interested in.

[evilspaceinvader]

@baldurus1 So basically: "I don't like this comedian, so anyone that likes this comedian must be insane." or in other words "Stop liking what I don't like."

[Angdharagh]

@baldurus1 Still false...

[Dannysince1985]

@brup123 why?? is that because he isn't funny himself...

[avatarmn]

Cow's milk and gluten truly are terrible for human digestion, though. They are known to cause a lot of health problems. Just because they're not fatal problems doesn't mean they're not problems.

[3rdKray]

David mitchell replacing frankie boyle wouldn't have been a bad move...

[jowen2c]

what about the sausage roll rant

[jowen2c]

what about watch?v=JdsfU3eGWE0&list=LLqDV­qpmpdzx-aPBIcKh4n2Q&index=2&fe­ature=plpp_video 

[StreetInsurgent]

LMAO @ people who believe the peoples vote counts in politics

[ninacat88]

davidy davidy davidy wavidy woo!

[psychobollox]

the guy is just fucking brilliant! JJ, never mind the technical quality - i didn't ... i was just pleased to see this set of piss-funny rants from our slightly obsessive rant-master!

[snazzymason303]

LOOOOL! oh, he's great! =P

[kingstonlj]

David is 100% the same as Mark Corrigan, the character he plays in Peep Show.

[tomh1109]

What about the sausage roll rant? :/

[MissRamble]

I think that number 2 should be his rant at Michael McIntyre during Would I Lie To You. The opposition's statement was something like "I have 5 pets at home after newsreaders." At which point Michael, on David's team, rattled off 5 newsreader's names to David horror.

"Are you an idiot? ARE YOU WORKING FOR THEIR SIDE???"

[BurtonsChuckCharles]

I adore him <3

[immadeofplastic]

Oh god, the angrier he gets the more attractive I find him.

[insert1penguin]

I love his rant XD

[TheVoice0fFate]

Good God look at the weight he lost in those 7 seconds from 0:47 to 0:54

[agtnz]

Thanks for this

[ChivalryFitz]

Fantastic

[CONOFRAC]

he looked so happy at 3:06 "It dies" :)

[HolteDuffyEnder]

he's always fucking ranting the post tit! buy you 've gotta love him

[ultrapersonthing]

What shouldn't you feed hedgehogs? arsenic.

[tberwick1]

Poor Alan my arse

[TheGoodBook100]

David Mitchell for Prime Minister

[starstruckKT]

@TheGoodBook100 Thw Prime Minister has to be serious, I would hate for him to stop doing these amazing rants.

[tomtubeboob]

@TheGoodBook100 YOUR COMMENT SHOULD HAVE 70 MILLION LIKES

[jowen2c]

4:43

[crapatev]

Also, this gives a good selection of what British TV/radio is brilliant at - comedy panel shows - rather than sitcoms.

[BaileysBeads]

Bread contains gluten which widens the pores in your digestive tract which allows undigested proteins, like those in milk, to be absorbed. Which why it's not healthy, even if you're not gluten or lactose intolerant.

[360cbh]

1.50 Mr arse hole tries to jump in and be funny but he's denied loool. I hate it when people try and sponge off others jokes on this show.

[aymanzonefly]

his rants are a true tension reliever when I come back from work.

[JeffUK]

Great vid, love it when David gets in a ranting mood

[goodie23]

Whenever David Mitchell leads off with 'I'm sorry' it's going to be good

[Chalice1017]

No 5 is by far the funniest for me!!

[doodadamlol]

poke the russians poke the russians OH. MY. GOD. their coming!

[MrOdsplut]

to be fair, he is wrong about bread

[fromfrom81]

wtf is that noise at 1:32 !

[SKnight8046]

hes as good at ranting as downfall hitler, world class. also on no 1 look at myleene's face. :D

[Bigthingreg]

240p....we meet again

[Freakiebraaksma]

240p doesn't do David justice, it just.. doesn't.

[GropeTheFatOstrich]

where is the sausage roll raanntttt

[NikoMadness]

Great Vid



[coryjoneslikesmen]

if calsberg did rants... 

[chocchipfox]

oh davidy davidy wooo

[skittles1773]

Of course mammals should drink milk that's why we're mammals!

MAMALIAN GLANDS FOREVER BITCHESS

[liftwell]

In Soviet Russia, David Mitchell is Most Wanted No. 1!

[Diazreta]

5:29 Mileen class looked terrified!

[famguy509]

david mitchell is possibly the funniest person in history! XD

[GlasgowLinguists]

@famguy509 wittiest* 

[komic06]

David Mitchell has more effect on my social conscience than and government or religion

[yingkaixing]

Oh, poor Allen - don't bully him!

[frickinradical]

this isn't just any rant....this is a DAVID MITCHELL rant

[starstruckKT]

Poke the Russians. Poke the Russians. OH MY GOD THEY'RE COMING!

[him050]

I've used the Derren Brown rant many a time!

[Deadlycolli]

Number 3 is the best!

[andrewliam123]

frankie boyles laugh on rant 3 haha

[shijiatan]

compare the david in rant 1 and the davids in other rants!!　cool!!!

[Morrgore]

DAVID MITCHELL is the best! I wish I was him, he rants in the best way, he expresses exactly how exasperated we all are about the morons of the world. I'm not gay, but I love him...I have a had a drink

[theperformingguy112]

@Morrgore Love does not always mean sex, get that out of your head. I love my father, im not gay for him. Theres no need to keep reaffirming your sexuality.

[tomisthesound]

@theperformingguy112 Yeah, I think that was his point...

[Dancingwithotters]

@theperformingguy112

Im not gay, but I love this comment.

...........I'm not gay.

[OrionMetallica]

3 is just purely amazing ahahaha

[MrBuch169169]

I love the Derren Brown one.

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

Shall we have a bit of fun? *poke the russians* *poke the russians* OH MY GOD, THEY'RE COMING!

[Owl1995TTB]

'Sorry David i've made a mistake it's false' Brilliant. 

[Bracketbot]

#2 is definitely the best. Shooting down one of those dumb false truths.

[brummy1994]

MICK REED RAPPING!!!!! absolute genius

[thepublandlord1]

Hope he likes Polonium-210. The Russians don't like being talked about like that. They don't like it at all.

[GunnerSlave]

he's lost weight over the years hasnt he

[itsthearistocrat]

Frankie laughing throughout No. 3 is brilliant.

[carlBOWLnCAN]

number 4 is my favorite XDDD

[CodenameJD]

I sat down to a sandwich just as the penultimate one started.

[Diazreta]

This is not just a rant, this is a David Mitchell rant.

[liammc94]

1&3 were the best! I love David Mitchell!! Genius.

[Markiiieeee]

Fucking brilliant! ;D

[xplorersam]

Frankies laugh 2:32 is so funny

[dobrovol]

BTW, remembered a cute old joke from the “poking” theme: :)

A medieval knight returns from distant lands and says to his king:

- Your Majesty, I’ve spent years fighting abroad: killing people, looting churches, burning cities. All for the glory of your name and to vanquish your evil Southern enemies!!

- Wait, but I don’t have any “Southern enemies”…

- Well, NOW you definitely do...

Anyway, hope there'll be fewer rants - even funny - and more understanding between our countries. :)

[Colton8646]

@dobrovol Thas a shit joke you should be ashamed of yourself.

[Colton8646]

@dobrovol Thats a shit joke, you should be ashamed of yourself.

[NucularRobit]

@dobrovol I thought it was a good joke.

[JoeStunner]

David Mitchell looks a little like a younger Peter Hitchens…but with a personality.

[WasMilkABadChoice]

The way he says "POISonous bread and milk" really makes me laugh :D

[widgetno1]

i gave this video a thumbs up before i watched it.

As if it was ever going to be bad!

[pcjwss]

@widgetno1 ever heard of a guy called rick?

[Moonshinedistiller]

LOL his attack on Alan Davis

[kevfulchester]

Frankie Boyle laughing his ass off at David's third rant :D