Cat Lassie

[Lunarvx22]

What's this from? Seems like a Tim and Eric sketch

[SeNsaToR]

And that's why dogs > cats.

[EarendirSylvan]

@SeNsaToR - cat is just clever here. how do you think it would help that kid anyway? :) no easy options in 30 seconds? no gain at all for solving a problem? stupid human - I go to sleep! simple :)

[TheBananaBoy054]

XD



[akosibigboss]

9 gag!!!!!!!!!!!

[huang2012]

im from 9GAG

[diminion3000]

@huang2012 Get the hell off of that piece of shit of a website, and get on Reddit.

[LowVictory]

@huang2012 big mistake there kid, you have no idea what trouble you got yourself into...

[chiconspiracy]

Whenever I see cat owners, I think of women in abusive relationships.

Disturbing, unwarranted levels of affection and love directed towards something that doesn't give a fuck about them.

[pjyourbgs]

its funny because hes fat

[Ejwoods08]

Kid wouldn't have had that problem if he didn't eat so many twinkies

[altairPWK]

lol wtf is this from?

[norwegiantechnolover]

FUCK YEAH! CATS ALL THE WAY! :D

[angeleyescu]

Aww im tired let that fat fuck sit there for a while, he deserves it after not filling my bowl with yummy kittle

[godincod]

why was there christmas music ?

[chiconspiracy]

Creepy cat people are just like stupid women who stay with guys who abuse them. The more neglect and disinterest on the part of the cat, the more the unequal partner loves it.

[narfpoit77]

The cat doesn't do anything because it can tell he just crawled under the log and hen made a big deal out of it. Kid's just a drama queen.

[AvocadoTomato]

What's with the Christmas music?

[KyleTheWeasel]

@AvocadoTomato That's not Christmas music. It's Greensleeves. Kids these days.

[AvocadoTomato]

@KyleTheWeasel Most people know this as "What Child is This." If you want to be technical, "What Child is This" is Greensleeves in melodic minor.

[rahellscream]

hahah lose some weight kid and problem solved :D

[leauxbert]

"Cat Lassie will save me."

"Shut up and clean my poop."

[ShadowPoet174]

My kitty was named Lassie. She would have done the same thing. XD

[TheBrendy1990]

Cats aren't evil, they just don't have it upstairs...

[chris64661]

I don't know what's funnier, the video or having "What child is this?" as the soundtrack.

[ShadowPoet174]

@chris64661 It could have also been "Greensleeves", which would make more sense.

[laserjohn99]

wow what a good idea!

[sideshowu]

Ha, for a kid who can't feel his legs, he sure does move them around a lot while he struggles under that log! Still I love this video, sooo funny! XD

[KiraiNelle652]

the boy needs to lose some kilos then he can get out from under that tree

[nintendude85]

The 10 dislikes are currently trapped under logs waiting for their cats to save them.

[thosch71]

@nintendude85 sharing my flat with 2 feline beasties, i'd say the 18 dislikes come from people who dont have a cat.

[zakyzeek]

haha look at all the fucks it gives.

[DylanSkutnik]

true... true

[eternalwolf777]

Just kicked my cat...  j/k

[eternalwolf777]

Pure evil.... and hilarious.

[CFB5Cats2Harps]

No matter how many times I watch this it makes me laugh! Hilarious...cats are so funny...as is the creator of the video!

[reppe345]

That's what I've always said, cats tend to do anything but listen, except for fat cats, they know their place, THE SOFA.

[MrBonghits666]

cats are just lazy lol :p

[edoardo82]

this is why i eat cats

[rodrigos666]

Cats are the epitome of the indifference.

[Howedownit]

funniest shit ever

[hunken2]

This is why i have a dog

[aerialpunk]

@hunken2 lol... somehow I doubt your average pet dog would be much help in that situation either :P

[kyliekoalaa]

LOLWUT

[ebob1967]

What is with Greensleaves playing as the background music on this video? It just seemed extra-weird to me.

[KirbyPownsYou]

Maybe if the kid wasn't so fat he could crawl out...

[coliitothelma]

JAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJA BUENISIMO MI MICHI HARIA ESO XD

[cianlol205]

a normal person could fit through, that cat will leave you untill your thin enough to get through

[MargieMayhem]

@Turandot29 While quite rare... they actually do exist. I grew up with a female ginger tiger cat. Her name was Shannon.

[koucha90]

LOL

[zer0sk]

this is SK RAK

[baddagger159]

:DDDD

[Dennissays]

HAHAHAH!

[Turandot29]

Cat Lassie is no lassie. Virtually all red cats are males. I think Cat Lassie is pissed that he is not called "Cat Laddie" and that's why he deliberately left his young master to rot under a log.

[onekinkstar]

@Turandot29, actually, all the dogs who played Lassie the dog were males . . . Just sayin' . . .

[Turandot29]

@onekinkstar, yeah, I remember reading that someplace......

And collie fur is long and silky enough so as not to spoil the illusion by having viewers see Lassie's boy junk.

[onekinkstar]

@Turandot29, ha, ha, ha! You said 'boy junk!'

[Pinkporcupette]

@Turandot29 Are they really that rare? I've known several female ginger cats.

[khbkb]

I love kitties. And this is exactly what would happen, too! But they're still adorable.

[weylin6]

How could anyone love an animal that simply doesn't give a fuck?

[michelkoch]

Dogs have Masters, Cats have Slaves(C;

[n00bcr3w]

Fat kid is fat.

[taylor6655]

@n00bcr3w agreed!

[tbracken02806]

Cat Lassie is putting him through the "tough love" technique. Tubby's gotta wait til he slims down and walk home.

[FiveofHearts1]

The purring at the end makes it hysterical.

[bbtbldr]

hahahahahaha

[kurikost]

the cat is clever

"this guy is fat, let's wait until he is so slim, till he is able to escape without help"

[Shteve67]

LOL!!! That last shot is hilarious!

[yence1]

látod baz'meg kutyát kell tartani, nem ostoba és gonosz macskát. :-P

a másik meg: nem kellett volna annyit zabálni és meghízni. :-P

[mazurba]

That was retarded

[GINGERandGERMAN]

mattman228 i freakin love you

[Sami7685]

Hahaha! Cats don't give a fuck. That is why I harbor an undying love for them. :D

[CanadaguyRudey]

someone should make a version with cat lassie licking his paws with blood on it.

[zepas01]

pause on 0:08 rape face :O

[ELkuken]

Stupid fuck could've dug himself out

[mattman228]

Wow, this video is freaking hilarious, but I think all the morons who are actually having a war on here about "which is better: cats or dogs" is even more hilarious....sarcastically speaking. How sad is it that we have to argue over about which pet is better. No wonder the world is so messed up, if we cant get over our differences about pets, how are we going to do so politically, economically, and religiously? Get a life and enjoy the freaking video, geez.

[SupremeAmerican]

@mattman228 dogs

[mattman228]

Wow, this vide

[5filter]

For the love of caaaaaats! 

[merrymaureen100]

Cats rule, dogs drool :P

[jimmjimm6699]

huuuuuuuuhahahahahahhahahahaha­hahahahah

[stormbringer9]

lol next to the video the top 5 laziest inventions lol

[PlasticCharlie]

this is why i love cats.

[shaunmm2k]

Greensleeves (the background music)

[wesley0a]

darn it, this is driving me insane, what's the song in the back ground?

[baltmdman]

wow, cat lassie!

[ompenarnie]

Cat Lassie just doesn't like fat gingers.

[edaines]

it's not the cat's fault the kid is such a fat fucking cunt

[figo5816]

that's why i hate cats......

[onetwopunchify]

@figo5816 cause they're not tools?

[HomoErectum]

hahah "Cat Lassie will save me!"

[Holymyass]

I liked the part where the fat kid was stuck under a tree

[armymat007]

so according to the comments below, its bad that i like dogs? I'm self centered and egotistical? all the cat lovers below sound like pretty big assholes themselves. i don't want to start anything but it isn't wrong to own a dog last time i checked. btw i have two dogs that don't shit in the house, don't bark alot, and are very nice. in fact i would own a cat if it wasn't for my allergies

[InternetAddict2012]

I don't understand cats or people who love them. What the hell do you want a eating, sleeping shit machine for? Needy ass mofo's .. lol

[onetwopunchify]

@InternetAddict2012 Cause it's better than a needy, whiny, hyperactive, loud, obnoxious shit machine! Dog owners are the real 'needy ass mofo's'. Dogs have no brains of their own, and they're complete TOOLS for control freaks and douche-tards.

[nickibaby64]

@InternetAddict2012

So they can kill all the tiny things i'm afraid to. Roaches, rats, moths.

[senfood]

Cat Lassie don't give a fuck.

[HildebrandJohnson]

Cat Lassie figures that in a few days there will be a feast.

[doglove77]

@HildebrandJohnson LOL! exactly...

[justanotherZOE]

@HildebrandJohnson LOL

[DaVince21]

Nobody dislikes this video. Well, almost. ^_^

[thunder8762]

That was good. Cat's rule!!

[Beatles455]

Little Jimmy was never found...

[stormbringer9]

@Beatles455 little?

[THeMaJiNDaBuRa]

True... True...

[designermite]

funny....

[Spongeb0bSqu4repants]

this. is. awesome.

[BlaggBaskalla]

Lol

[esuperchicken]

Cats<Dogs

[iluvbigtimerush]

cat lassie can't do anything to save that fat kid

[cristianishere]

LOL, brilliant.

[MrJlb1997]

hahahaha love it!!!!

[200odd300]

LOL XD

[IHaveToWii]

AOTS

[onetwopunchify]

@Tbone155817 yeah, they have alot in common with most dog owners who are exactly that. Self centered (polluting the world with their obnoxious, barking shit machine), Egotistical (think they're better than everyone else and should be worshiped because of their social handicap), Pricks (well, that's automatic).

[Tbone155817]

@onetwopunchify Thats funny, because I have a dog. I will proceed to tell you about him. He barely ever barks, and he never jumps on people. He has never met anyone he doesn't like. I also have two cats. We raised them from kittens. Took care of them, played with them, fed them, gave them an acre of space to roam about. And guess what? When we tried to take one of them to the vet, it messed my dad up. We disowned it. The other one is just antisocial. You are the prick here.

[onetwopunchify]

@Tbone155817 That's cause they're CATS you stupid douche they're not like dogs. Cats have a mind of their own. Dogs don't.  I'd hate you too for having a dog in the same household as me, no wonder they're that way.

And for the record, *EVERY* dog owner says their dog doesn't bark, doesn't jump, is the blessed angel of all things good, blah blah blah. You guys are so full of yourselves.

[Tbone155817]

@onetwopunchify Actually, you are full of yourself. Just because my dog actually likes people and is loyal doesn't mean he is mindless. You should have seen him before he was trained. Also, I didn't say he doesn't bark, I said he barely ever barks because he knows he's not supposed to. Also, my cats love my dog. They sleep on him. That's right, ON him. When we walk him they cry and follow us because my dog has to leave. On the other hand, they are bitches to people and they have no reason to be

[onetwopunchify]

@Tbone155817 LOL ok ok I'll admit the cats sleeping on top of your dog is cute.

Dog people who hate cats ALWAYS say it's cause they don't (insert thing that dogs do) here. They're CATS! Who says they have to like people the way dogs do? Just cause cats are introverted and don't obey your every single command and freak out barking and jumping and running around in circles when they see you like some helmeted retard doesn't mean they don't necessarily love u.

btw, Loyal = TOOL.

[nickibaby64]

@onetwopunchify

That's foolish. You're stereotyping dogs. Haven't you heard of training? Like I said, not all dogs run in circles and freak our barking. And since when is a dog being happy to see you a bad thing? At least dogs care about their owners.

And since when is loyalty a bad thing? Humans are loyal to each other and i don't see you bashing humans. And since when is obedience a bad thing? You say it like it's something negative. Humans want obedience from their kids, bash that to.

[skinsahskinsah]

@nickibaby64 nothing's wrong with loyalty, but just cause cats can think for themselves and don't worship you like a god doesn't mean they don't care about you or like you. They're just independent. And pets aren't kids FYI, don't even compare the two. Douche-twats who say stupid things like "pets are people too!" should just be shot.

And why bother getting a pet that you have to waste time training and entertaining all the time? I prefer to spend my time with other humans.

[nickibaby64]

@skinsahskinsah

Who said anything about being worshiped? All i said was that loyalty wasn't a bad thing. Anyways, i do hope you realize that 'homo sapiens' are primates. Meaning we ARE animals. Canines are canines, not homo sapiens. But we are all just different species.

And people get dogs because they enjoy their company. If you don't want to spend time with animals, fine no one is forcing you to have a pet. That's your personal preference.

[Tbone155817]

@onetwopunchify Like the other guy said, you are stereotyping dogs. Many dogs don't do those things, especially if you train them. I know one cat, ONE, that I enjoy being around, and that is because he is basically a dog. He will run up to people to say hello and never runs away. But the fact is, most cats just don't give a crap about you, which is why I dislike them. To them, you are just where they get food. To a dog, you are their best friend.

[stormbringer9]

@Tbone155817 no they are stereotyping cats, because alot of cats would do this instead of what LASSIE would do.

[skinsahskinsah]

@Tbone155817 That's because they're PAWNS that will do anything that anyone says and will be anyone's best friend. No wonder control freaks like them so much, it's as if hardcore dog people lack the social skills to have human best friends, so of course they prefer dogs by default.

[Tbone155817]

@skinsahskinsah Dogs most certainly don't do everything you say. Even well trained dogs have a mind of their own. At least they care. And since when do dog owners not have friends? I'm sorry my friend, it's the other way around. Have you ever heard anyone use the phrase "creepy dog lady?"  No, you haven't, because loners have cats.

[iCanBoooogie]

@Tbone155817 well said. thumb up for that.

[chavezery]

PHAIL

[themc73]

they are never reliable!

[FCA1975]

I love cats because they are the ultimate in DILLIGAF attitude!

[kjbass1986]

cats they really suck thats why i hate them.

[fifdave]

AOTS

[imanoob4]

AOTS

[michael33295]

aots, jolly kid got stuck lol

[cdjones1987]

Shut up about Attack of the show... Its not that good at all...

[obamarosa]

AOTS

[CyraUK]

AOTS

[ripoff76]

AOTS

[MOIVGSTER]

AOTS

[jrad787]

AOTS also

[Icantthinkofanameok2]

Aots

[dogman683]

u a chuuby kid and there is no way for that to save u cuz u r packing wayy too much for any cat or human to pull u outta there.

[Snakebite218]

AOTS

[joeydelac]

AOTS

[whsonic]

The boy is simply too fat. If he lies there for a few days, he can get away without problems. ;-)

[cdjones1987]

@whsonic Dont steal lines from tosh.0

[whsonic]

@cdjones1987 who is tosh?

[akmb1987]

@zoomilk I don't give a shit abt fat kids xD

[Mamwyn]

HAHAHA

[kreion]

haha

the fat kid got stuck!

[perkispower]

The title of this movie should be "just another useless fat person in America" not "Cat Lassie"

[believer893]

@perkispower said just another useless person.

[youngdones]

Cat's are not anything like dogs. They are far too mature.

[MsMARION98]

haha this is funny!!

[thee31337]

This is Anti-Cat Propaganda.

[MattGues]

@thee31337 True. Doesn't make it less true, though.

[onethousandsteps]

When I first read the description, I thought it said "Will Cat Lassie save the boy's life from ham?" Perhaps a more fitting question.

[madsketcher]

BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!

[Furiouss06]

another reason why cats have no soul.

[shaneoinsaino210]

@Furiouss06 oh they have souls but their always either bored or crazy

[rg0057]

Cat Lassie knows that when fat kid loses a few pounds, problem will solve itself.

[toadlolwtfbbq]

@rg0057 yea