Hypocritical Mass

[HomicidalDonut]

I am going to sell toilet paper under the brand name "Sh!tWipes" and the commercials will display fat people scrubbing donkeys with them.

Thanks for inspiring me to get some honesty into that industry.

[nnygem]

Those animated bear toilet paper commercials imply it. It's kinda gross.

[nightbreez]

Judges and toilet paper, eh same difference. LOL

[Nfeldin]

my great grandfather was actually an early supporter of the Nazis

and he was jewish

[BrettBloomfield1]

@Nfeldin thats because he got brain washed like the rest of the country

[KoalaOdder]

A thinking American... Strange.

[ExtinguishedKhaos]

@KoalaOdder The ''Red necks'' he's talking about, i live around 99999 of them. And i think literally like a mirror of The Amazing Athiest. I get shit over it constantly

[LefuProductions]

I know a purpose, for us to laugh at.

[PivotalPlatypus]

So true. I live In Kentucky. Western Kentucky fortunately,Eastern Kentucky is the exact thing you described in this video. Kentucky as a whole is 45th ranked education nationally (awful), However, if you cut the state in half and only rank the western side it's ranked 10th out of all states.....oh yeah eastern Kentucky is that bad.

[IseeRightThrough2you]

5:13 Charmin commercials show cartoon bears that use toilet paper to wipe. They show pieces left behind on the baby bear's ass.

[IseeRightThrough2you]

Tough and fair are NOT mutually exclusive. If somebody deserves harsh punishment, giving them such a sentence without leniency would be tough and also fair.

[SwordFighter151]

@IseeRightThrough2you giving them a punishment that they deserved would be fair. Giving them more than what they deserved would be tough. I mean, he clearly outlined it in this video. And then you threw in your own example that doesn't prove you right. Dismissed

[IseeRightThrough2you]

@SwordFighter151 He just said that "tough" was "severe". But if a severe punishment was for an equally severe crime, it would also be "fair".

BTW, putting the douchebag "dismissed" at the end of your comment doesn't make you look any smarter.

[SwordFighter151]

@IseeRightThrough2you I wasn't trying to look smarter. I did it for the douchebag effect.

[DeathBringer769]

@IseeRightThrough2you If it's fair, it's fair. There's no light version and tough version of fair. It just IS.

[ZayLong]

you obviously have never seen charmin ultra bear commercials.

[SelectHawk]

I used to think racism didn't exist anymore. Then I went outside.

[LavLTC]

@SelectHawk I thought you were gonna say something else there...

[raichutoyou]

Um wow. I never expected a blue eyed white guy to say that.

[MetalDoneMoreForME]

don't use the same toilet paper when wiping my arse and dressing up as a mummy?... Oh Shit it just hit me why when i was 12 everyone was crossing the street and slamming doors in my face! i thought i was just scary, it turns out it was a shit costume.

[sefget0]

charmin ultra commercials show bears using the product as recommended.

[RobinRc666]

your rants = ear butter

[childrenfromabove]

what you are talking about we all know that in advertising you do what sells! not what is right ok, their is a GOD..... tell me what contradictions? please show me where in the bible you will sit their and say "I read the Bible" I doubt that, the bible is truth you want to talk about truth then read it live know it. you will be very HOT soon! I would rather believe in something and it not be true, than not believe in something and it be true.

[disturbedking8]

@childrenfromabove So you'd rather have blind faith than have logic. Makes sense.

[akaviri001]

@childrenfromabove God does not exist. Do you not accept facts such as evoulution. Also how can lets say the Christian faith be right and the others wrong. Please explain how your "God" is real. And I require physical proof and/or Evidence of another kind.

[realcodeman11]

@childrenfromabove

Fellow atheists, please ignore that fool, he's been raised in the HARD CORE SOUTH to blindly believe that horse shit. He's blind and we can't change him through logic, so no point in wasting bandwidth on him.

[hanspeterpitsch]

@childrenfromabove Don't act as if you read the bible, otherwise you wouldn't be saying stupid things like you do now.

[childrenfromabove]

Let me tell you something Buddy! red necks are much better than you and what is up with your hair. and as for America yes it is a waste now, we the people have destroyed it, as for Obama I never wanted this idiot in there, as for America The Illegal s have raped our country, I am a southerner and we see things with morals and values you are not Amazing shut up! liberal idiot and it is called TOILET PAPER!!! most chose to call it tissue AND? what's the problem? you are so confused!!!!!!!!!!

[disturbedking8]

@childrenfromabove Actually... Based solely on your grammar and obvious lack of proper diction, we can only insinuate that you are in fact the one who is confused.

[auroraman56]

Sure you can be a Jewish Nazi ... it's called self-loathing Jews.

[Brutalford]

You are the reason America can never be great. You and your desire for welfare. Talking about in the south ha, I've lived half my life in the south and half up north. Gee that's why the south has a better economy! Wanting handouts that's a liberal point of view, Obama is a fucking failure, u dumbshit. What is so great about liberal views give me 1 example. I don't even want to hear that they care, or they feel all should be equal, or cause Hollywood is full of hypocritical pos so 1 view all Ame

[disturbedking8]

@Brutalford So except for the core beliefs of liberals? You want reasons other than why liberals exist? Makes sense.

[FredrickDeSherlock]

@JishandSgtPickles lol

[NaftaliRa]

tj- didnt critisize the naacp in your earlier videos??

[NaftaliRa]

mongoloid-thats racist

[CartoonsAndComedy]

I saw the charmin bear wiping its ass and it had tud balls on it. So fuck that argument.

[ZayLong]

charmin bear commercials do

[RagdollRalph]

Check out my channel, i just made a new background.

Tell me what you think of it.

Thank you.

[xBlake4]

@RagdollRalph

FUCK NO

[boudica67]

There was a judge who ruled in a rape case of a 5 year old and ruled in favor of the defendant saying that the 5 year old was "sexy for her age." We do have the power to change things, but people have become apathetic. Apathy is a problem. I believe the term is "Firm but Fair." He is correct about sentencing disparities among white males vs black males and also vs women. I do know this to be true because I have studied crime in the academic arena.

[Hubbdog75]

being patriotic is knowing america sucks, but every other country is a 1000x worse

[Labtop215]

You mean something can't be blue AND orange? What about an orange that get's really old?

[FredrickDeSherlock]

america is great.......worlds biggest economy, military superpower, democracy, all the best films, most of the best music = just vote ron paul

[noofatchiks]

@FredrickDeSherlock no



[FredrickDeSherlock]

@noofatchiks lol fair enough...obama is cool too

[SunshineAgo]

@FredrickDeSherlock nope.avi

[J0n3zH]

@FredrickDeSherlock

I agree on the Ron Paul part, but the economy in America is more than shitty right now, your millitary is unnecessarily huge and costs too much. About the movies and music then i think its up to the individual to decide whats best.

America was great, but it is failing hardcore right now.

[FredrickDeSherlock]

@J0n3zH You have a point, btw I am from the United Kingdom, not the States. America will improve again, give it time :)

[Maxus750]

@FredrickDeSherlock China has a bigger economy than America, and without China America is toast :). Democracy, with only 2 parties to choose from and even if you pick one it doesn't matter? Best music? Not really, most of the musicians that live in the US are usually immigrants. Best films? Nah, just the films with the most money thrown at them.

[FredrickDeSherlock]

@Maxus750 Is this a Joke? The US economy is the biggest in the world, seriously google it

[lima33ful]

You are really one hate filled moron aren't you dipshit?

[MelvinThe42]

Would he be tough or fair on a rich black man?

[Taintedwisdomaz]

what about....severely moderate?

[MrGladBEASTftw]

hetero but gay? then whats bisexual?

[JdawgTheFirst]

OK NUMBER ONE HITLER WAS A JEW NUMBER TWO THE BRONCOS AND BEARS FOOTBALL TEAM ARE BLUE AND ORANGE, TOUGH BUT FAIR MAKES SENSE TO ANYONE WHO ISN'T A LIBERAL REACTIONARY! OR A REPUBLICRAT FOR THAT MATTER. THANK YOU.

[aTF2player]

@JdawgTheFirst he means something is compleatly Blue while its compleatly Orange, stop with the all caps rage.

[MelvinThe42]

@JdawgTheFirst Hitler was only a fourth Jewish and was unaware of it. The colors of the teams are both blue and orange; the two colors share the position as the team's colors. Teams generally choose two colors. He meant that something cannot be blue yet orange. aThis is obvious to anyone who isn't a complete ditz.

[movieman175]

i wanted to write a very well thought out comment about this video,but it was so well said i dont think i have to.

[DAmicoJohnny]

I don't think fair means "moderate", I think it means "honest". And honesty can definitely correlate with toughness.

[lopeztreex]

I agree with the basis of most of your videos, TAA, but I disagree that "Tough" is the antithesis of "Fair". Two verdicts to the same situation can be fair, but one can be more severe in its consequences. And in any case, almost all rulings are done on a precedential basis. They take past rulings of similar cases and apply those judgments on the current case.

Also, you went on a tangent about how these inbred "tough but fair" judges are OBVIOUSLY racist/corrupt/retards. And that's fallacious.

[MaestroAlvis]

The way I interpret "tough but fair" is, tough in that he holds tightly to his decisions, and fair in that people believe his decisions are just. Perhaps I do a little reconciliation on my mind. He's fair so he makes good decisions. He can't also be tough in that he makes harsh decisions, so he must be tough in that he sticks tightly to his decisions. I dunno. Also charmin showed bears wiping their asses. *shrug*

[Cheapshot420420]

TJ, still waiting on the answer to the question you posed at the end...

[cheycheystriker]

I like how you say orange.

[lilswifty10]

This was ill

[SGTSlashRazor]

Their purpose is making us look even shittier.

[RedBlueSucks]

@SGTSlashRazor true

[presson100]

Also some people think a white man is rasitist when they aren't becase mabe they dident grow up nere a Black family u never know how some one thinks

[TheCratt]

@presson100 Err.. Are you illiterate, or just a dumbass?

[presson100]

I ussually agree with u on stuff but u Said you are a libral reactionary Wich in it's self is a comtaradiction tough but fair means they follow the and give just punishment. Anther thing is I see my self as conservitive and u as a radical but I also know there are still rastist my unckle is one that dosent mean I am

[1GTX1]

@presson100 Are you pro life? :D

[lessisbeautiful]

And I'm also sick of people blaming everything on "racism". Any minority is going to face a certain amount of discrimination from the majority. We all have some disadvantages. Just deal with it and quit whining. You call out the women trying to say the verbal "abuse" is akin to real physical abuse...yet blacks who want to blame their failures on some perceived "racism", ah, that's cool with you. Keep encouraging victim mentalities, you've got a good dose of white guilt.

[lessisbeautiful]

I'm also tired of white liberals going on about how the only difference between races is "melanin". I am Indian/White and this is insulting to me and other people who actually LIKE the races they belong too. There is a distinct Indian look, Japanese look, European look, African look...and they all go beyond "melanin". Japanese are white-skinned, but they're not white are they? Ever seen black albinos? Do they look European to you? No, they look like light-skinned blacks.

[lessisbeautiful]

Funny stuff about the "bath tissue".

Disagree about "tough but fair". You can be both. Fair doesn't mean "moderate". What is with Americans and their limited vocabulary. Fair is a synonym for "just". When you say that someone is "tough but fair", you're saying that the punishments may be considered severe/harsh but they fit the crime.

[Mrmcroller]

@lessisbeautiful if the ounishment fit the crime its not though, then its hust... so you cant be both as you cant be fair and good at the same time either.

[Ziggie1o1]

actually hitler was a jewish nazi :/

[VonManavis]

What's with the three musketeers look?

[codern]

BRILLIANT!

[youtubian2500]

Severely moderate?

Yes, that works.

[Pur3Dumbn3ss]

Lol just checked I'm not the first guy to notice that damn it! Well I'm trolling anyway. You're fuckin' funny TJ.

[Pur3Dumbn3ss]

a heterosexual gay guy is a bisexual.

[Juillardl]

Awesome video! You make really good points.

[Vleader001]

You could also use toilet paper to teepee the property of someone you don't like.

[BloodspillingSam]

I beg to differ, you can be a jewish nazi. Two neo-nazis recently found out they were from jewish families... also, there are neo-nazi Israelites.... wtf?

[KnodoffFan]

Baby wipes>TP

[Tarynus]

I agree with the toilet paper part: we have a Golden Retriever puppy, a cartoon bear & a 3d animated koala that are hugging or playing with toilet paper rolls over here...seriously, WTF does that have to do with the purpose of the product!?

I honestly have no idea why people think racism no longer exists since Obama moved into the White House...tell that to the KKK, buddy

Even though videos like this are old, I still like them, they're very well made

[NorthCitySider]

Nice to see an old video still on theamazingatheist channel.

[NorthCitySider]

@billyDkid1001

Im sorry TJ mentally raped you. That's just his thing bro...

[ReddyTuRole420]

@billydkid1001 No. You wouldn't have killed him. You would've been too afraid. Not afraid of Tj, but the consequences of murder. Tj would be dead outright, but you would have to suffer years and years of prison. 24/7/365. You would have nothing to show for what you did, and then finally you would be dead. Stop acting like you're the fucking shut. You're nothing but a coward.

[jamalaron]

@ReddyTuRole420 you forgot the fact he would go insane.

[TehFunnehMann]

Conservative will gladly point out that there are more blacks in prisons than whites, but they won't point out thatmore blacks are racialy prosicuted by the court room.

[Ziggie1o1]

@TehFunnehMann Not all conservatives are racist. Just most conservatives are racist.

[TehFunnehMann]

@Ziggie1o1 Right, but that's what the racists say.

[Ziggie1o1]

@TehFunnehMann I'm not a racist... well, everyones a little bit racist, but you get what I mean. And I'm an ultraliberal too, I just know that not all conservatives are racist douchebags who think Obama is a Kenyan Muslim. Some conservatives are genuinelly (sp?) sane.

[TehFunnehMann]

@Ziggie1o1 I know, I just agreed with you.

[smartazuis]

And I would buy him the biggest bottle of booze for putting upwith fools like you /

Radiation high (enenews) save yourself !!!

[Cacowninja]

6,188 people like this video.816 people like and HATE this video. That makes sense right TJ? No it doesn't.

[kottonklown]

the bears in the charmin commercial wipe their ass with it.

[Lennon4ever1]

How about ass paper?

[Nokiemensful]

I call it 'politician paper' :P

[AVERAGEREVOLUTIONARY]

I call them ass whipes. Not toilet paper, lol.

[TehFunnehMann]

I have thought about racism in america and I could not find an example off the top of my head. In your next video would you mind giving us an example?

[shazzy544]

@TehFunnehMannDude you must be joking

[TehFunnehMann]

@shazzy544 You must be an asshole.



[shazzy544]

@TehFunnehMann The KKK

[TehFunnehMann]

@shazzy544 True.

[polly10022]

Great, another geek complaining over the internet

[KilIJoy9001]

@polly10022 u mad?

[polly10022]

@KilIJoy9001 HAH shut up troll xD

[chaos5copiesmartguy]

@polly10022 Great, another idiot whining over another geek complaining over the internet

[polly10022]

@chaos5copiesmartguy Great, aother idiotic idiot trying to backfire by using reflections. It ain't working.

[chaos5copiesmartguy]

@polly10022 well you backfired my backfire comment and telling me it ain't working? How stupid are you xD

[polly10022]

@chaos5copiesmartguy no, you never backfired, i said u were trying to and it failed.

[DrMopinker]

Tough but just is like a love-hate relationship. Love you, TJ, but it actually makes sense to me.

[DrSoez]

thumbs up if you have ever wrapped yourself like a mummy with toilet paper

[aceofspades57]

@DrSoez fail

[KammeratGak]

Maybe he's tough and just.

[TheFacelessActivist]

Heterosexual Gays? Evangelists!

Jewish Nazis? PC-Liberals!

[TeamFuMe]

LMFAO.

[Lennac]

You can definitely be a Jewish Nazi... just not a Jewish German Nazi? Yeah, that even looks weird to type. The hatred towards Jews was just one of many aspects of Nazism... just take the Nazi doctrine and change the word from Jew to German (or any other recognizable group) and have them all be Jewish. Bam, Jewish Nazis... I know what you were getting at, and I agree. Just felt compelled to explain the existence of a Jewish Nazi :p

[klaykid117]

not all redneck are like that and that's kinda racist I know people from the american south who become scientists and other stuff like that

btw homo hetero mix is called bysexual (sorry for the bad spelling)

your cool though keep up the awesome videos

[liegeofshadows]

@klaykid117 Not all from the South are rednecks. He was correct in what he was saying. "Redneck" is just a term to describe what retarded people they are. Just like prep, emo, goth, jock, etc. To assume that all from the South are rednecks is like saying all from the North are ghetto.

[liegeofshadows]

@klaykid117 btw, you cannot be both homosexual AND heterosexual, bisexual is something new created by liking both sexes at once. You are neither homosexual nor heterosexual if you are bisexual.

[klaykid117]

not all redneck are like that

btw homo hetero is called bysexual (sorry for the bad spelling)

your cool though keep up the neat videos

[donttttt]

being a jewish nazi is indeed possible... as well as a turkish, asian, white or black nazi. ..just besides...

[333triggy]

get high dude and chill out, judges blow hooker cocks, yes we all wipe our asses w/ toilet paper, and it is icky,

[drfoxcourt]

Lets call toilet paper "naughty bits wiping paper".

lets call Creationist "Delusionists"

Lets call people who don't think there is racism in America "idiots"

[crunchmetal]

The charmin ultra commercials show what TP is used for....

[fuzzydude64]

@Velzish No you're not. You may be bi, but you're not heterosexual or homosexual. Those 3 words all mean something completely different, and their very definitions make your statement wrong. Bi does not equal hetero/homosexuality combined.

[Lamborghini40000]

@Sabrekodi - They're actually still not advertising the use, they're advertising that it doesn't leave peices on your ass . And they always say, and I quote, "...Unlike the leading brand."

Wait. What the fuck is the leading brand?

[sobored671]

wait wait wait

the thing on the toilet paper, what about the one with the bears?

[SabreKodi]

@sobored671 They do indeed wipe their asses with it.

[pahukumaa]

"Charmin" implies that you use "bathroom tissue" to wipe your ass. You know, 'No pieces left behind!' And the creepy bear mom checks the little cubs butt after he wipes... o_o

[Babkockdood]

@pahukumaa Those commercials are fucking creepy as hell. I don't want to associate soft, cuddly, animated bears with toilet paper, especially used toilet paper.

[Chewie44444444]

when you laughed saying it was so soft you sounded like Onision O_O

[mickeypopa]

Same toilet paper CAN be used for dressing up like a mummy and wiping your ass....but you have to do the former FIRST, and latter SECOND. ;)

[WelcomeToTheLab]

@mickeypopa LOL i thought of that too

[panterguy]

Thi is how Rand Paul got elected to the U.S. Senate.

[Sethris134]

its possible to be a heterosexual gay guy... lol...

[MooooonDemon]

I use baby-wipes for my ass because I FEEL CLEANER.

[JamesRideout123]

Rich White People get better treatment. He's right.

[volcanotornado7]

What about charmin? Bears with toilet paper on their asses: the epitome of sex.

[LucCole88]

I'm a fairly severe gay, heterosexual Jewish Nazi. I'm also a 100% African-American Caucasian.

HA!!! YOU LOSE!

[whannes]

oh god... this is true even in sweden. they love the country yet they despise what we stand for.

[Brucer420]

toilet paper = shit tickets

[4LackOfaBetterNam3]

naked means defenseless, and one can be fully clothed and completely vulnerable, so wrong term

[Clawdragoons]

I roll toilet paper into a small roll and use it if I really need to sneeze but I can't.

I like sneezing.

[ShimmySystem]

In those Charmin commercials with the bears, it shows a bunch of Toilet Paper on the bear's ass, so at least they're doing it I guess.

[juggalomike19]

@BowToMySkill

ooooo mature... glad to see your acting your age. but now its obviouse to me that your just a troll ... and a bad one so im not even gonna waste my time getting offened -__-

[ANONONTHEJEWTUBE]

@BowToMySkill People don't choose what they look like when they're born, so you trying to insult him by his looks is just sort of hilarious. You have no real argument for debate on these videos, so it's just hilarious how stupid you are. "YOU FAGGOT, YOU MADE ME FEEL WRONG FAGGOT."

[juggalomike19]

@BowToMySkill

is that the best you can come up with? really if thats it why even leave a comment?

[alexfromiami]

i honestly think this guy is cool n awesome..i enjoy watching all his videos..big ups to u.peace in the middle-east(lol yea right)

[oiyabastard]

HEY PAUL LYND AND BRUCE VALANCHE HAD A CHILD, HERE HE IS  , HE WUD YELL ABOUT TOAST , LOL JAG OFF

[Nagneto]

I can finish your last sentence for your TJ. THEIR PURPOSE IS TO CONSUME RESOURCES AND GENERATE PROFIT FOR THE ELITE.

[deadsteps]

i for one do not want to see someone wiping the shit of their anus , i enjoy tv dinners

[fakeandgay69]

hard to believe that he has any subscribers...

[InFlamesAddictive]

@fakeandgay69 Pretty easy to understand why he have subscribers, really.

[neromustdie]

would you prefer toilet paper ads that showed people wiping their asses?

[matthewlane]

You can have something thats blue and also orange... Its called Blorange... Its also the only word that rhymes with orange.

[MakoSharkX]

@BowToMySkill Congratulations on using probably the lowest form of insult available to the western citizen.

[fatherjon908]

I like how you also talked about how conservatives will accuse you of being brain washed when you mention the slightest bit of truth.

[fatherjon908]

lol i look how you say " he's tough, but he's fair"

[Verrimgard]

It's pretty weird that someone would probably hurt their chances of being elected if they claimed to be "wise and fair" or "cautious but fair". That "tough" part seems necessary for a lot of people. :/

[pimpsonparade]

I have an aunt who refers to it as 'paper toilet'. I don't know either.

[socer777]

A mongoloid is a person with an Asian or Native American ancestry. In your video you used it as an insult. I just figured I'd give you a heads up.

[ILuvEire]

I believe I heard this monologue by George Carlin first.

[Frankensnizzle]

LMAO!Awesome.

[RafaelEnvoy]

You sir got your definitions wrong.

[davidcattoor]

Wrong! Tough means giving harsh penalty. Fair means EVERYBODY is subject to that penalty!

[zubestr]

@davidcattoor fair can also mean mild

[david2869]

I think toilet paper should be called asswipe. Like you said, we use it for wiping our asses, so we should call it asswipe!