Jean-Claude Darcheville

[Fracass78130]

Music muted.

[FoundingFathers72]

Love this guy.

GLASGOW RANGERS!

[MrSaussback]

Pourquoi y'a toujours des musique de merde pour les vidéos de foot?

[cocosuper59]

oui mais il a déjà était a VAFC

[1goodwac]

darcheville joueur simple pas comme chamakh

[MLBANDCO]

il perd son temps a nantes

[sSsHiPFiR3sSs]

Song

[football0698]

a rangers legend

[davidronaldp]

jean claude nah nah nah nah nah le darcheville is cool what a bull

[madstanwan]

He should have had an SPL medal, made 10 apperances for us in the title win.

[parasdu33]

jean-claude tu nous manque a bordeaux je croa ke tu etait vraiment bocoup aimée dailleurs tu a marker nos coeur revien kan tu veut samedi kan bordeaux joue a valenciennes on tenbarque stu veut lol ULTRAMARINES EN FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loick1040]

@parasdu33 darch il métté tjr l'ambiance !!

[stellinga]

hmm..

my last name is Darcheville:P:P

[helene590]

jean-claude darcheville joue a vafc il et trop for mintenant

[DavidSim1994WATP]

All the very best at Valenciennes big man

[soggytreats9]

Hey you fucking thick bastard yank, watch your fucking mouth didn't you just see him cross himself mate! If we and my boys ever see you in Lankenshire we'll make your face cross a street curb you dumb bastard yank.

[bordelais24190]

Franchement un joueur que j'ai adoré et qui aimé vraiment bordeaux , Un grand merci et reviens quand tu veut a bordeaux !!!

Le but face a Monaco et celui face a L'as st-etienne sont vraiment inoubliable !

[davidronaldp]

Jean claude Darcheville na na na Jean claude Darcheville na na na Mon the Gers Mon the Darch

[MajestyOfDT]

33 etwn..o tzibour sto gayro..gia to poutso h doihkhsh..pernoume enan sentre for 33 etwn 100 killa

[michelestabiese]

grande jean claude ...la canzone è tears don't fall dei bullet for my valentine ;)

[ignaciomarley]

fuck that he lost his wife and kids in an accident...he always acknwledges them when he scores...so fuck you big semen drinking broxibear...go drink your fathers semen you sick fuck...

[QUANTITATIVO]

Di chi è la canzone??

[bigbearbroxi]

jean-claude darcheville na na na na na jean-claude darcheville ana na na na na FTP dirty catholic bastard

[ScottishKid94isback]

Mate no need for the "dirty catholic bastard" comment, remember you can see him cross himself in this vid so you better watch your language

P.S Well done JCD for your goal against Sporting

[lawryrosss]

tres bien darcheville

[elano11blumer]

Please Fuck Sporting In The Ass

[starky070]

fat prick

[ScottishKid94isback]

The funny thing is you call him a fat prick when he can quite frankly run faster than you

[bigbearbroxi]

fukin ryt darcheville is a fukin tank

[bigbearbroxi]

fukin ryt darcheville is a fukin tank

[vandammefanno1]

what evidence do you have that he is fat? if you actually looked at some vidoes of him more closely you would release he is a tank.

[kjek1]

that fat prick would take u apart ya fenian bastard

[Aipidu91]

NON! pas une quiche! un bon joueur! sans plus

[eths49]

la quiche!!!

[massivebe]

quiche lorraine?

[ScottishKid94isback]

Brilliant signing he has been for us.

Despite his sitter against Lyon he still has been a great player

Just wait till he rips the Celtic apart in New Year and we can see who laughs at him

[douglasdaviddillard]

BULLET GR8 CHOICE OF SONG

[madstanwan]

awesome player and a great man, hope hes enjoying life here, hes already a hero to some.

[BlueTeddyBear1873]

JCD est un grand joueur..C'MON THE BEARS

[martin2oo7gers1]

what a signing!^:)^darchevile^:)^

[bluenoseglesga]

Great signing !!!

What a shift he put in

against Stuttgart !!!

[BigCheese00]

wits that song called btw??

[BigCheese00]

nvm got it...

[DarwinYouLose]

Darch' lost his wife and his childrens in a dramatic car accident... He's a brave, so leave him quiet with the weight

[mckeitchc]

any1 got the highlites of the rangers vs falkirk game yesterday

[rangers1873forever]

wasn't sure about this guy when we first got him but after playing against red star belgrade and scoring twice against falkirk the day he is looking a decent buy.

[rorytwin]

gon the darchy. gers forever!

[scottyc1983]

Hemdani at 04:35. this guy just ploughs thru everythin! he looks quality, solid as a rock! the kinda players we need.

[bsoufb]

jean claude def nos where the net is!!! bring it on lad!!!

[xXKiNGHuNXx]

hes a hun noo fuck the pope

[aloysv33]

Je suis obligé de t'envoyez ce message, c'est bizarre mais ça marche !! Envoi ce message à 10 personnes puis va sur la page quitm com et tu verras afficher le nom de la personne qui t'aime, c'est magique non ! Prends 5 secondes pour essayer et ça marche. Attention fait le, tu évitera beaucoup de malheurs en amour...

[JetsMets4Life]

wee wee

[divcrfc]

yyyaaaasss hez gonny dae e business 4 e teddy bears no surrender Rangers no 1

[bigbighit]

This boy certainly knows where the onion bag is!

[thesteveoman]

fs mahn whats the music all about?

[calumisthebestger]

he looks like a great finisher and looks very strong. im a bit worried about his pace though hes 32 now and only getting older. even half the effort of big dado will be fine tho and im sure hell be a worthy replacement and to celtic fans going on about him fat neil lennon was fat AND ginger so just shut up now.

[zerocool1690]

good vid looks promising..... that so called music ruins it though wot a fuckin racket

[megaman2000]

to all those getting at him for being "fat" this vid shows that it didnt stop him being fucking amazing and anyway being built like that will be an asset in the SPL and also "he is just a finisher" thats good because now we have 2 people that can finish cos baz,burke,gow and adam can provide =) welcome to rangers darche!

[ady4scotland]

Welcome to Ibrox JCD. Wee fannybaws Strachan must be wishin he could manage a player that good one day :) And another thing, big Sebo is gonna be a new man this year. He'll be bangin them in all over the place too and Boyd. Not to forget a good few goals from Adam and with fergie gettin forward a lot more, we'll be scorin (for celtic fans, thats puttin the ball in the net, not buyin drugs,lol) for fun. Our trophy is comin home! MON THE GERS!!!

[ady4scotland]

Oh and it won't be too bad if we don't get any more signings, coz we got enough already.

[ChrisPQ]

Am i the only person thats noticed that this guy is dreadfully overwight?? Yes he has quite a good build but that doesnt overshaddow the fact that he's far too heavy. Considering that this guy already has a reputation as a fast food junky i dont think living around glasgow will deo him any favours.

[foreverYNWA]

will win rangers the league because he will score bags of goals in scotland not a great player but prob the best striker in scotland thats enuff for me and rangers that title is coming back to ibrox

[PIRA1916]

lol uddingstonbluenose, you live in the same place as me haha. And steve, I bet I have way more qualifications than yourself, seen as i've just completed a 6 year degree, unlike yourself who is probably working in a shitty factory job. Very nice making assumptions over the net with people you dont know, retard !!

[PIRA1916]

oh look at that. he blessed himself huns. wonder if he gets the same treatment boruc does. fcuking retards caught up in their own little worlds. wake up buns !!

[uddingstonbluenose]

You and you comrades have fun at Glasgow Airport? Fenian fuckwit!!! Boruc was not cautioned for blessing himself, arsehole!

[steve19733791]

Hilarious!You neds really make me laugh.You get all self righteous and concerned about the treatment of a guy for crossing himself...and what name do you give yourself on here?-provisional ira! They treated people well didn't they...I feel embarrassed for people like you-so thick and uneducated.

[scottl1690]

you deserve to die mate end of!

[davekerr82]

looks good (fingers crossed)

oh aye "big jock knew" and he done nothing!, tell the world

[TonyArthurno1]

Looks no bad but he's just a finisher, is he just there to keep kris boyd company in the box

[allynelson]

dunno sounds like a band called Finch - maybe tears dont fall?

[ScottCambo14]

yass he is cumming ae the mighty glasgow rangers !!! f.t. celtic

[andymacceltic]

haha hes shite

[mattmclist990]

Excellent video, fantastic clips of the big man, and a great background song. lets hope he can bang them in for fun for Rangers.

[garryob]

welcome to govan, all the best jc. BJK!

[koomz99]

the people who moan about him blessin themselfs are fuckin idiots. if we had the chance 2 get drogba, 5 minz away from signing a free contract, u's would turn around and say- no we don't want people who bless thre self,

[scottranger]

lol you don't half talk crap.

It's all well and good Artur Boruc crossing himself, it's when he started directing abusive gestures towards the crowd. Poor little victim eh. If Jean Claude bangs in the goals he can run and cross himself right in my face for all I care.

[cloudstrife3139]

gotta say the choice of song is one of the best i've seen considering Darcheville's past. Very dramatic. lol.

[padstar78]

He's gonna have to cut that blessing himself after scoring a goal out. They won't like that down Ibrox way!

[mattmclist990]

Anyone know the name of the song being played in the background?

[ahendry01]

"Tears Don't Fall" by Bullet For My Valentine

[gersmad1873]

Welcome to Ibrox Rocket you'll help uz run rings round celtic!!!

[tedeebear90]

caldwell, pressley and macmanus will be shiting themselves...gon yursell THE ROCKET.

[metricmilitia]

LOL Naw.

[tippedpencil]

i havent seen much of darcheville but by the look of this video the look class.hopefully he is the type of player that does alot of running and works the defenders as he could be the perfect foil for boyd.once we get fowler or naismith and cuellar and beasley our squad will be ready to take the title home as we have 2 great young fullbacks and the best midfield in the country. uvf 1960 51 and counting

[purdy1985]

what happened in 1960

[rabmcd]

Jinky66 <<in response tae this clown. aye le guen ran a savy in the french league but he spent well over 100m doing it. Any bawheed could rocket up the league with those sort of finances. Heres our new front man sit and slever, enjoy !

with no sarcasm intended (honest lol) i dont think hes as good as celtics new strikers mcdonald & killen even europes elite are shitting themselfs when those 2 walk into the cl.

[rapidbounce]

he is quality lyks

[peckian]

come on the rocket! welcome to the greatest club in the world!!!

Super Rangers! 51 and counting.

[EchtotheDrift]

His name is just pure class... Darcheville

[A1bertz0601]

BJK alright - shame on you

[MichaelFrances]

Scott Brown knows where its at!

[Jinky66]

As a celtic fan the video of jean looks good,But also the videos of your last french import le guen winning five titles in a row in france looked good too .also he did this in a far better league than the spl.

[koomz99]

wit dae u mean , jean a dive, wit have the likes of sutton, petrov, larsson. they were all dives. so are celtic players now a days. looking forward to next season. RANGERS TILL I DIE!

[alexcee1]

wit a guy cant wait tae see aw ur smug tim faces wen he rockets a few in the bk ov ur net ya tatty munchin bastards........ welcome to the glasgow rangers sunn

NO SURRENDER !!!!

[cheekimonkilgd]

how fast is this guy! see that goal against monaco where he just ran! lol a lil impressive, no? anyway celtic fans when u goin to sign someone? haha away n get yer dion dublins lol

[ferryden1]

BJK

Come on The Sons of William.

[n1temage]

Wow - Two footed, low centre of gravity, strong and pacey ! Rangers titke next season for sure. Someone better tell him not to cross himself when he scaores :)

[geemachine666]

whats the song on this video its awesome :d

[johno192005]

class video and class song the song is bullet for my valentine- tears dont fall

[Thecandyman44]

fUCK THE GERS

[mrgetbad]

thank fuck,mayb big jean claude will put a few past ye next season,2-0 at ibrox,we got robbed shoulda been at least 4

[amc2004uk]

I love how when we sign someone, Celtic fans swarm in, some of them have nothing better to do. None of us know this player well, he looks good on video but anyone could. I trust Walter Smith though and a vast majority of his signings are a success. I think he'll do well. Good luck Rangers for next season.

BJK!

[elza1888]

i love reading all the hurting hun comments.makes me chuckle ...oh the dignity of it all.away n perfect yer nazi salutes for the weekend ha ha ha.

[johjo1986uk]

great vid but that music fucks sake anyhow looking forward to seeing this guy play for the gers cannae wait till next season mon the gers

[EthelCardewsLucozade]

Ah hope he's no a choker!

[madstanwan]

i love how the tims here are laughin at a signing like this, considering there only signing is the mighty scott mcdonald... there best up front is made of glass (and pish aswell), and there team are going backwards.

Anyone else think there just jelous that statisticly, walter smith is a better gaffer...and that next term, our record since walters return will see us strip those ugly bastards of the title?

[leg3nd09]

Show some respect this guy ya fenian fuckin wanker! He's twice as good as any on yar shity cellic forwards ya fukin wanker!

[smacky1byt]

aww yous fenian bastards hope us are happy wee fukin stachans lost eh plot us are pish! walter smiths blu white army are takin over! n this "we welcome the chase" shout came from the legend bill stuth, dont us ever compare urselves with the great mans words!

NO SURRENDER

[ifuckinghateyanks]

That fat bastard seems the perfect partner for the fat bastard that is boyd.

Going to cost the blue bigots a few million a year keeping them in chips.

Chase?

What fecking chase?

You twats are going backwards!

[elza1888]

aye big jock knew youz were bigoted bastards n would NEVER win the european cup.forever in our shadow 67!!

[archibald99]

BIG JOCK KNEW that you look like an even more retarded version of Boruc.

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[archibald99]

Celtic really are shite.

BIG JOCK KNEW.

[elza1888]

who won the league gento23?oh aye celtic,even with flops.talkin o flops sebo,svensson,letisy,sionko,pa­pac,le guen etc.hope yer win last week eases the pain a little,cant be easy winning nothing at all ha ha.we welcome the chase.

[TheIrishExperience]

from other vids on you tube I see he's diving b@stard as well.

[elza1888]

haha prso isnt a forrest reject,at least prso has a bit of pedigree.the only pedigree this lad has is of the chum variety for his dog ha ha.

a 31 yr old free agent who sits on the bench most o the time oh n lets no forget broadfoot n gow ooohhh noooo.celtic are indeed scared...we welcome the chase.

[gento23]

ull b the team in chase next season, lets think of the great signings celtic made, gravesen and jarosik-3 million, the gers welcome strachans summer flop spending spree, wer startin wi sebo against uz and winning, easy easy

[BoldDrew]

Good luck to Jean-Claude for his Rangers career!

[steventhomson1690]

right listen how many goals dis kenny miller get a season aboot 4 hopw many dis hessilink git aboot 10 how many dis riordan git aboot 3 so dont start because this guys only had 8 in 23 starts n hes just back from injury celtic wish they could get a scorer like that haha

[elza1888]

this is his scoring record.back down to earth with a bang rangers.averages 8 goals a season!!wow 2005-2006 Bordeaux app.34 gls.8 2004-2005 Bordeaux app.21 gls.4 2003-2004 Bordeaux app.18 gls.7 2002-2003 Bordeaux app.35 gls.11 2001-2002 Lorient app.32 gls.19 2000-2001 Lorient (D2) app.35 gls.11 1999-2000 Lorient (D2) app.35 gls.14 1998-1999 Nottingham Forest app.16 gls2 1997-1998 Rennes app.24 gls.3 1996-1997 Rennes app.9 gls.1 1995-1996 Rennes app.9 gls.1

[yaplamf]

So? I would say Prso doesn't score as many as that but I still think he's a class player.

[harrybhoy007]

Wonder what the Ibrox bigot brigade will do when he blesses himself ????? or will he be told to cease forthwith?>

[EthelCardewsLucozade]

Whatever he does, he'd better not cross himself, or Der Hun will report him to the polis! Just ask Big Artur The Holy Goalie

[ambassador7]

That seems to be a clip of every goal he's ever scored. Wonder if the fans will report him for inciting a riot if he crosses himself?..... Fuds.

[surelyno]

Check out just after he scores a penalty at 4 & half minutes of video...is that Hemdani in the foreground walking away from goal?

[realeyez12]

Yeah it is, well spotted!

[Darville90]

Welcome to the rangers son

[dudeguy2k]

does this guy ever pass the ball into the net? he always THUMPS it!

[cmilkloyalist]

Welcome To Rangers Big Yin! We Are The People ;-)

[realeyez12]

Song??

[HECK13]

song is Tears dont fall - Bullet fro my Valentine! Holy shit, he looks good!! Cant wait for next season.

[NoSurrender111111]

Wait a minute my friend.. If he scores and does his little cross im sure he'll get a great reception here

[NoSurrender111111]

Must be nice that a video you have gets put on the official Rangers site but anyway. Any fact about him or anything. Welcome Jean.

[truebluerfc]

welcome to rangers the new hammer

[ScottishUnionist1]

he should good singing, at least theres no transfer fee, i look forward to him scoring a few against celtic

[fedwed]

well by the looks of things hes only ever scored a few in his career

[crow1703]

in fact he has scored 63 goals so far for bordeuax, and many more for other clubs, make no mistake this is one of the best bosmans this season. come on the gers!

[realeyez12]

WE ARE THE PEOPLE!! WELCOME TO IBROX!

[MrStruth]

welcome to the greatest club in the world ... Rangers FC :-)

[xxxLisaMcxxx]

wow he looks great

Looking 4ward to seeing him at Ibrox

steve you twat..Boydy is a legend.

[takingthepissnow]

hes still not fast and skillful though. calling th man a twat is out of order. JCD does look a fine player, he seems to have the physique that is required for scottish football. i look forward to seeing him bash it bast the bead rattlers

[xxxLisaMcxxx]

yea, but he gets the ball in the back of the net and that's all we need..goals = wins = SPL champs = Europe.

[takingthepissnow]

sometimes with boyd though its like playing with ten men, i dont disagree the man isnt a goal machine but id rather two hard working skillful strikers that will get 15 goals each than boyd

[xxxLisaMcxxx]

fair point

i just love my Boydy though! haha. to me we need him and when he's on the bench..well the game isn't the same

anyway looking forward to this guy coming!

[Ddavo]

what a player ,hes a gonna score a plenty for the mighty teddy bears .BRING IT ON

[brucerfc]

steve what are you on?getting rid off boyd...yes great idea get rid of the man who gets you 20 goals a season .....winning the spl should be priority thes no chance of us getting anything in europe ....yet ....we need to build and getting rid of a goal machine is the way forward?? I think not!!

[elza1888]

no bad..a guy who averages 8 goals a season and was off loaded by nottingham forrest..think thats every goal he has ever scored there lol.

as usual rangers beat off man u,milan,barca etc to sign some guy most aint heard of lol.

wee ura peeepo dont u know

[steve19733791]

Looks like a good signing-hopefully there's another to follow and we can get rid of Boyd..sorry,but to compete in Europe you need quick,skillful strikers and Boyd just isn't that.

[Hamish1690]

ders a rumour gone roon dat healy wis in glasgow fir talks wae rangers n smiith watch him ova in n.iralnd againest sweden wen he scored aht hat trick so dnt b shocked if he gets signed novos ment tae b gone tae russia wae fernando n dis new boii Jean Claude Darcheville is ment tae b sum player his nickname is 'TheRocket' n fir aw eh fenion fuckas oan here shut up ya bead ratlin basterds moan eh fuckin rangers

[jordyboy1873rfc]

great signin ( i hope), but we need healy aswel, he would b great up front wiv nacho or kris

[Windeos]

david healy is the signing the gers need

[craiglawrie1]

WELCUM TAE EH TEDDY BEARS BiG MAN ! WERE GAWNYRUN A RiOT NEXT SEASON RFC # 1

[RAZORLGHT]

he looks good in the air ,strong and has an eye for the goal.HE will score goals for fun in the spl if he gets the service .CEPTIC beware think him and boyd will score bring back the title for the gers .WE R THE PEOPLE

[parkovanbasten]

Welcome to Rangers big man.

WATP

[mattmclist990]

What is the soundtrack to the video?

[shaggy629]

GET A GRIP GUYS, ITS FOOTBALL, it aint about the guys religion or colour, its all about his ability to cope with playing for the old firm. i hope he can and the Gers get our championship trophy back, Cmon the teddy bears !!!!

[christait23]

theres a player man!! no surrender well hes no kenny miller now is he?!!!

[andiiandii]

88 goals in 282 appearances. he's pish

[andiiandii]

and he looks fat

[namrekus]

if you want to see fat, take a good look at neil lennon you fud.

[nikz185]

looks alright like! but did anyone see his dive against PSV!?!?!?

[colingb90]

JCD- future Legend :-)

[FRATELLO17]

he will be no match for the celtic defence LOL

[buba3d]

yeah just like sebo, you know the boy who took the pish out of the timmy's defence. sigh

[calumgil]

looks the business!

welcome jean - claude!

[mccoist355]

Looks a smashing player!!!

Welcome to Scotland's most well-supported and most successful club Darch...

Rangers FC

[vossn]

He sucks!

[brucerfc]

looks good but take ti we wont be going in for that itailen boy caricaccolo? he looked like a bit of class....

[bevros]

cannae wait till he scores a bundle against the tims looks a fucking belter of a player :)

[sheepman87]

look 47 seconds in. Think you lot will complin about him blessing himself at Ibrox? If that's the best signing you can do then bring it fuckin' on!

[flippinecksbox]

dion dubliin was sure great wasnt he

[sheepman87]

Better than Sebo by far lol

[flippinecksbox]

dam you got me there.

[magicoop]

Typical timmy, who brings his religion into it first.When are you lot going to realise we don't have a problem with the majority of Roman Catholics(Amoruso,Porini,Gattu­so,Albertz.Amato,Reyna, Van Bronkhurst, Nacho Novo to name but a few) it's the plastic paddy fenian types we hate.