I jumped for joy upon hearing of michael jackson's death. I would love to watch him writhe in pain. I'm reliving his moment of spectacular death. He tossed and turned on his death bed. Maggots crawled out of his eye sockets and nostrils. Then his body went stiff. He gasped for air, choking on his semen. "Beat it, beat it," he muttered, then his body went limp and he was no more. I wish I were there to capture this kodak moment on camera. After the funeral, i'm gonna pee on his grave.
btw 86 degrees is cool.
its supposed to be 105 degrees here today!
GeminiAzules 2 years ago
I always suspected the formation of diamonds had something to do with constipated elephants. GO Antwerp!
GeminiAzules 2 years ago
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I jumped for joy upon hearing of michael jackson's death. I would love to watch him writhe in pain. I'm reliving his moment of spectacular death. He tossed and turned on his death bed. Maggots crawled out of his eye sockets and nostrils. Then his body went stiff. He gasped for air, choking on his semen. "Beat it, beat it," he muttered, then his body went limp and he was no more. I wish I were there to capture this kodak moment on camera. After the funeral, i'm gonna pee on his grave.
sioux1089 2 years ago
Not as bad as Winter though, when the zookeepers have to knit them all giant Christmas sweaters.
BinkieMcFartnuggets 2 years ago 2
hahahaha
skater3shefik 2 years ago
must be a slow day in news LOL
o wait, I'm sorry
this is very important for us all to know
Greenterror 2 years ago
This is news
696styx 2 years ago