I am a "chick," as he says, and I actually LOVED listening to this. No, I didn't really have a problem with it - after all, we have our own "Chick Code" that men have been trying to understand for centuries, and yet we know it well enough that we don't have to write it down, or teach it to the next generation. They, also, just intuitively know it.
@Larakinerd wait, has there been a Chick Code, or will there never be a Chick Code? Your typos and/or terrible grammar confuses me. And furthermore, how can there not be a Chick Code? What about all the inexplicable things we do like going to the bathroom in groups, gossip about our best friends and buy each other chocolate even when the recipient is clearly on a diet?
@Larakinerd ... that's why it's not called the Bro Code, dude. The Bro Code is the guy's guide. The Chick Code is the girl's guide. I really don't know how to spell it out any more than that.
@Larakinerd Much like the Bro Code, it had been orally passed down for centuries until in 1842, a woman named Susan B. Anthony transcribed the words told to her by her older sister, mother, and grandmother (different parts of the Chick Code are more important to different girls, and Susan wanted to get it all down) while she was fighting for women's rights. She wanted to remind women that even with more power (she hoped) women wouldn't forget who they were and why we are so awesome.
If a Bro digs a Ho and he doesn't let you Know, then he ain't your Bro No Mo for shO! (- see Appendix D, under 'Significance of Appropriate Over-Capitalization. PERIOD.')
@BboyKaareL Who cares if Neil is gay, he's been open about it for a long time now. It's a well known fact. The fact he is gay makes his acting ability 100 times better, he is amazing as Barney.
He's an amazing actor and a really cool person in real life.
Barney was once my ancestor I am legend wait for it........ DARY
PurplePotatoProducts 1 month ago 3
@PurplePotatoProducts i didnt know we were brothers =)
xSargentAlx 1 month ago
This is my religion and I follow every day I spent money to change my Xbox name to this bro code is my family. I would go to church for this
PurplePotatoProducts 1 month ago
i would turn for neil patrick harris
SuperBiofish 1 month ago 3
@SuperBiofish Youd have to fight me for him....bro.
MEDiumInc 1 month ago
@MEDiumInc its on bro! :)
SuperBiofish 1 month ago
Where is this PDF that he speaks of?
greg11bishop 1 month ago
its ironic that hes gay
stupidman99 1 month ago 7
@stupidman99 because he ran out of women to fuck
pokeygalaxy 1 month ago
bro of ark lol :)
SuperFultzy 1 month ago
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Without the sport inherent in trying to bang chicks, would men willingly have sex for the sole purpose of producing smelly screaming babies?
NinjaPirate86 1 month ago
Without the sport inherent in trying to bang chicks, would men willingly have sex for the sole purpose of producing smelly screaming babies?
NinjaPirate86 1 month ago
Neil is awesome!! Funniest parts in shows
itsallme9k 1 month ago
soo what he gay!! the bro code book is spot on!!!
nitedragon209 1 month ago
I can't believe this guy's gay. haha
ofgs2 1 month ago
"and so adam wenteth"
LOLL.
EdeLovesGerrard 2 months ago
I'm slowly turning into Barney Stinson, I'm even making a get psyched mix, with you give love a bad name on it
CliffTheAlpha 2 months ago
THE BEST ACTOR / SHOW EVER !!!!
michiel1122 2 months ago
Barney is my favorite and listening to NPH is awesome he is my favorite actor
Crazy4NPH 2 months ago
@ who are you guys talking too and about what ?? -_- Damn so many "@". Just enjoy the epic Barney Stinson :D
ypyesus 2 months ago
i know for a fact that barney has broken almost half of theese rules but i still love him
thefluffiestbunnyuno 2 months ago
@dominichowes
The dislikes are obviously not Bros's
And u have lost ur bro Status with that comment :P
pumapride2691 2 months ago
Bro code is amazing, Barnes is awesome and listening to NPH is wonderful
bouncetolive 3 months ago
One of thebest shows of the 21st century
takerisawesome 3 months ago
@takerisawesome correction, THE best show in the 21st century
IngridWlove 3 months ago
@IngridWlove Correction, THE best show in history
Rocklar911 2 months ago 2
come oooooon!!! if that says no chick should have acces to this bible so why the fuck did you put this on youtube!!?????!!!!
rouxroux100 3 months ago
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i love barny he is Legen wait for it .. dary
herbalife1569 3 months ago
prey for the great bro in the sky to help us achieve world busty chicks
bang bang, bangadi bang, bang bang bangadi bang.
amen
NINGENCOOCKY 3 months ago
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Spartan seamen burst through the trojan barrier... 8DD
fmoura98 3 months ago
What about Broba Fett, Brobi Wan Kenobi, Brosef Stalin, Brodolf Hitler, Bronito Musolini (Benito Brosolini, alternatively) and Broston Churchill?
lifeofanidiot 4 months ago
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lifeofanidiot 4 months ago
15 cock-blockers have viewed this.
MisterFusion113 4 months ago
I am a "chick," as he says, and I actually LOVED listening to this. No, I didn't really have a problem with it - after all, we have our own "Chick Code" that men have been trying to understand for centuries, and yet we know it well enough that we don't have to write it down, or teach it to the next generation. They, also, just intuitively know it.
ihartrodatkins 4 months ago
@ihartrodatkins There has been, and never will be. A Chick Code.
Larakinerd 3 months ago
@Larakinerd wait, has there been a Chick Code, or will there never be a Chick Code? Your typos and/or terrible grammar confuses me. And furthermore, how can there not be a Chick Code? What about all the inexplicable things we do like going to the bathroom in groups, gossip about our best friends and buy each other chocolate even when the recipient is clearly on a diet?
ihartrodatkins 3 months ago
@ihartrodatkins That would be terrible grammar.
And those two things have anything to do with helping Bros picking up chicks?
No.
Larakinerd 3 months ago
@Larakinerd ... that's why it's not called the Bro Code, dude. The Bro Code is the guy's guide. The Chick Code is the girl's guide. I really don't know how to spell it out any more than that.
Also, I listed three things.
ihartrodatkins 3 months ago
@ihartrodatkins Who wrote the 'Chick Code?'
Larakinerd 3 months ago
@Larakinerd Much like the Bro Code, it had been orally passed down for centuries until in 1842, a woman named Susan B. Anthony transcribed the words told to her by her older sister, mother, and grandmother (different parts of the Chick Code are more important to different girls, and Susan wanted to get it all down) while she was fighting for women's rights. She wanted to remind women that even with more power (she hoped) women wouldn't forget who they were and why we are so awesome.
ihartrodatkins 3 months ago
This is legen...wait for it...dary!
Vhsmith37 4 months ago
the 'hehehe' xD
johnnydepphotas 4 months ago
I can't believe Neil is actually gay but he's still cool
VivaDelTaco69 5 months ago 4
@VivaDelTaco69
he being gay does not make him less HOOOOOTTTT!!! he is so awe... wait for it... some.. AWESOME! ;)
andrea103083 4 months ago
Just bought the book.
jellycakedude001 5 months ago
this is my bible...
MegaTechnomaster 5 months ago 45
@MegaTechnomaster what are you talking about, this is the bible.
deathmetalwarrior880 1 month ago
@deathmetalwarrior880 unless you're a chick or ho, in which case this doesn't exist and this video was never posted...
MegaTechnomaster 1 month ago
I just ordered the book :')
LaurenJenniferr 5 months ago
3 boobed future chick ....HAHAHA
LAGGYRAGE 5 months ago
MLIB
BASTARDSTVchannel 5 months ago
14 ppl r either female or suffragettes or both.....
DCVideo224 5 months ago
smelly screaming babies ahhaahhaahhhaahhahahah
Bal0rCIM 5 months ago
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MrKokonako 5 months ago
Best combination: The Bro Code + Angry Birds
Hemphill1995 6 months ago 3
CLASSICAL REFERENCES!!!!
BassaiDai123 6 months ago
Love the cheeky laugh when he says "oral"
iHariis95 6 months ago 7
all dislikes are obviously female
dominichowes 7 months ago
@dominichowes or not. sexist asshole
luckylife6 7 months ago 6
@luckylife6 SNAP
Jonnyioyou100 7 months ago
@dominichowes incorrect females also find this funny
srox95 7 months ago
@dominichowes,
You sexist bastard! I'm a girl, and I liked it. Barney ROCKS! You DON'T!!
familiee123 6 months ago 63
@familiee123 WTF IS THIS!!! GIRLS ARE NOT BORS!! YOUR NOT ALOUD TO HEAR THIS.
EpicScoun 2 months ago
@EpicScoun,
First of all, fucking learn English.
Second, so what? Are girls not allowed to like Barney Stinson and his teachings?
He bloody rocks, and my boy, you are a son-of-a-bitch!
familiee123 2 months ago
@EpicScoun Oh shut up, YOUR PROBABLY A HORRIBLE BRO...me and familliee123 are girls...so what:P
MRSVISHOUS2012 2 months ago
@EpicScoun Ok, "dude" Article 134: "A Bro is entitled to use a woman as his wingman" equal rights, "brah" equal rights
ChubbyMoFoWasTaken 1 month ago
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@familiee123 WTF IS THIS!!! GIRLS ARE NOT BROS!! YOUR NOT ALOUD TO HEAR THIS.
EpicScoun 2 months ago
thanks so mch for making this its the best subscribed and liked plz do the playbook
thethe5197 7 months ago
after some years we will follow the bro code as we now follow the bible!! THUMBS UP!! if u agree!!
rikrocks100 7 months ago 4
@rikrocks100 NO!! youre a dumbass!!
sgav24 6 months ago
BROCABULARY!
Ando2694 7 months ago
omfg, 6:30 brosus^^
4Huu 7 months ago
12 people are not LEGEN -wait for it- DARY
CruZSourCreamZ 7 months ago 2
Thumbs up if you watch himym and think it is even good in england!!
WSSThejoker 8 months ago
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the best book ever
TheAbc951 8 months ago
12 people are not my Bro's
zargon15 8 months ago
Barney Stinson - BOOBS >>>> watch?v=fuXhSldLR68
MarvinPumpkin 8 months ago
Barney is our God and this is the Bible!
IcyViking 8 months ago 2
I got the book :P teehee
MophieZ 8 months ago 2
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If a Bro digs a Ho and he doesn't let you Know, then he ain't your Bro No Mo for shO! (- see Appendix D, under 'Significance of Appropriate Over-Capitalization. PERIOD.')
undeny 8 months ago
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undeny 8 months ago
MMOs before hoes!!11
Drustixpriest 8 months ago
it'a gonna be ledgen..wait for it.. and i hope you not lactosintolorant bacaue the last part of that word i DERY!
jenifereriksonblog 8 months ago
I bet in the last episode Barney will reveal he's gay or something.
leadoffeohippus 9 months ago
@TheBroCodes You're a real bro for uploading these!:D
MagMag96 9 months ago 25
i have this, it just doesn't look very interesting to read.
TehJamsiJK 9 months ago
unless he's got something going on. lol! this is amazing.
mycatzcute 9 months ago
I barely understand the words, but I love to listen to it just for Neil's voice.
dmj26py 10 months ago 7
i allready bought this book :D
daarmy1 10 months ago
legen..... wait for it Daryyyyy
olya1527 10 months ago
Fuck the Bible, Long Live The Bro Code!
ghostmonkeys 10 months ago 2
WHERE CAN I BUY THIS BOOK?
xXXdimixx 11 months ago
@xXXdimixx amazon has heaps of copies I think, check there.
Charlie29199 10 months ago
If NPH wasn't gay he would fuck the whole Universe
xXXdimixx 11 months ago 6
@xXXdimixx the universe is def. a bro
HAIryBUNny1996 10 months ago
this is the new bible
CharlotteComedy2011 11 months ago 3
The 9 Dislikes are of Non Bro Haters And should be Burned at the Stake <.<
mrsadhappy 11 months ago
Barney is AWESOME,ALWAYS SUITS UP and LEGEN WAIT FOR IT..................DARY!!!
clublife32 11 months ago
HOLY AWESOME
Sinoodlepie 11 months ago
It sucks that this book can't be bought in my country... It's too hilarious to be unreachable :D
AmberlaMaderia 11 months ago
I believe in the Bro Code, that is now a new religion book xD
AmberlaMaderia 11 months ago
BROCABULARY!
AnthoniesChannel 11 months ago
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We hit it off so well after another visit busizz4me.info
sadulkmali 11 months ago
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ayasadisanyaka 1 year ago
why the hell he got to be gay
EhabAtia1991 1 year ago 5
@EhabAtia1991 because he's just that awesome. nuff said.
August789 11 months ago
@EhabAtia1991 Because he already had all women in the world twice
LloydxY 11 months ago
Bro-therhood
nlordanic 1 year ago 5
I just watched the newyears day Marathon and it was Legend! Wait for it DARY!!!!
MultiMuchacho 1 year ago
lol i found the pdf without subscribing or becoming a member xD
Patriciamcb 1 year ago
@Patriciamcb TELL ME WHERE?
MetaldimeRR 1 year ago
@MetaldimeRR i searched on google "the bro code pdf" and found it
Patriciamcb 1 year ago
LEGEN... wait for it.... DARY
HASHlRAMA 1 year ago 5
Best audiobook...
xritasos 1 year ago 10
6 Woman that Barney have banging have been here xD :p
KrstoJKrle 1 year ago 2
I don't understand- is this book actually in print and for sale? i'd think this were really sketchy if it didn't actually really sound like NPH
pitabread12 1 year ago
@pitabread12 yes
donpickachu 1 year ago
awesome
SweetAdrenalineLuv 1 year ago
I tought i would never say that, but... I miss the laughs...
DarkDesert23 1 year ago 5
Bro'ko Ono made me laugh hard
mehha777 1 year ago 8
A girl as some guys wingman has to be the best :P
Prinoto 1 year ago
@Prinoto i have one :)
BeaTaliasWuhdoo 1 year ago
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Soon the whole book The Bro Code is uploaded by me :) Come and check it out at my channel
Aggelit0 1 year ago
@darthtedd homophobic scum
aetherfukz 1 year ago
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The bro code? Or the BLOW code? Keep in mind NPH is putting scholongs in his mouth on the weekends. He's more like a ho. *giggle*
DarthTedd 1 year ago
@DarthTedd THE BLOW CODE LOLOLOLOL THAT SO FUNNY YOU ARE SUCH A FUNNY PERSON HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT1111?!!?!!!
mpnoname1 11 months ago
Plz give me high five! I have just bought this awesome book:P
Anderic99 1 year ago
@Anderic99 me too!
CaLyPsO16 1 year ago
Haha, I have this book ;)
Sanoj1234567 1 year ago
it's gonna be legen...wait for it..and i hope your not lactose intolerant because the second half of this word is dary :D
FirelordZutara 1 year ago 122
so many stinson catch phrases i just have to say... SUIT UP!
ClanDragonx 1 year ago 6
NPH got this part because they liked him in "Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle."
When I get sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead ... true story.
MeganMorrisFan101 1 year ago 2
Did you know that the actor as barney stinson is really a gay?:D i bet that rocked ur world:D
BboyKaareL 1 year ago
@BboyKaareL Who cares if Neil is gay, he's been open about it for a long time now. It's a well known fact. The fact he is gay makes his acting ability 100 times better, he is amazing as Barney.
He's an amazing actor and a really cool person in real life.
Wingerdinger0 1 year ago 6
@BboyKaareL old news but the confidence he has and the shit he does makes him the biggest bro we all know
pikupz 1 year ago
lol God handed down stone tablets to bro-ses.
boneyalien08 1 year ago
fucking amazing!
patrickbird57 1 year ago
Legendary ...wait for it... dary!!
TheMrLicky 1 year ago
hordes of spartan seamen burst through the trojan barrier.....condom breaking?
blackviper94 1 year ago
I think I just got a lethal injection of legen... wait for it.................………......dery!
xXtheXmonsterXx 1 year ago 31
"~Article 69~
Duh."
meltykiss44 1 year ago
Whuddup!! The best audio book EVERRRRR!!!
cashflowtips 1 year ago
Dedication : For me , the best bro I know .
Ooooh Barney !
LonerCheerleader 1 year ago 4
the bro code has helped me whit alot of women
if u know what i mean ;) CYPER FIVE!!
liiban90 1 year ago 2
ive alrdy got this book, now i just need this on my iphone...lol
vietsoldier01 1 year ago
I've read this and "Bro On The Go"...Best. Books. EVER! :D
MadCat1EST 1 year ago
jajaj este libro lo tengo yo
inaid4 1 year ago
Who the hell can dislike this video??????
sweetcandygirl03 1 year ago 3
they could really print a book :D
sabre0121 1 year ago
@sabre0121 They did dude..
M1NDR34D3R 1 year ago
@M1NDR34D3R where can i buy it :D i am from slovakia so i´ve got no idea where to get one... :D i even didn´t know they´ve published it....
sabre0121 1 year ago
@sabre0121 Search on Amazon.com
M1NDR34D3R 1 year ago
INTRODUCTION.
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard and couldn't hear what he was saying. xD
SabinaLuft 1 year ago
I have the bro code. O MY GOD. Barney Stinson is a god! Changed the life of this bro.
rottemandarijn 1 year ago
its funny coz hes gay... LOL
before ne1 sez nething, its a joke on my part, idc that hes gay, the mans my hero
sohunt18 1 year ago
@sohunt18 ummm he has to be gay, other ways we wouldn't get any women...
its science
jchase1970 1 year ago 27
I want this so bad lol
magxsnyp3r 1 year ago
His voice is pure sex.
hanakimi87 1 year ago 65
you can actualy buy this??
elvenezolanogordo 1 year ago
@elvenezolanogordo yea i have it lol
Jolamarajami 1 year ago
@elvenezolanogordo yes
mainguyen 1 year ago
BRO wait for it TASTIC! :]
Dai1lest 1 year ago 6
@beawsomeordie I have bought it :L :) Amazon sell it in book and audio-cd :)
jamespondrobocod 1 year ago
i like the male genetalia
Neloangel 1 year ago
Bought this last year for my senior year worked a lot.
L3TM3B3AT 1 year ago
This is the BIBLE!
broxi391 1 year ago 33
@broxi391 Broble
rehmsmeyer 1 year ago
i just ordered this on amazon
penguin1818 1 year ago 2
ROFL the right of tail
sktkdeh 2 years ago 2
mmmmm ale
gorilocks 2 years ago
own this for long time ... waiten for the playbook :>
Macdown22 2 years ago 6
Thus sayeth the code!
LeeroyFan101 2 years ago 7
Bro's before Ho's. :D
Faraday1991 2 years ago 204
@Faraday1991 unless the ho's have no clothes
CarlosTevezNR1Fan 1 year ago
@Faraday1991 and chicks before dicks ;)
ShariHyuga 8 months ago
first bros Cain and Abel xD
broicide xD
without a Wingman he had absolutely no chance to meet chicks ^^
bros before ho's xD
GammelHeinrich 2 years ago 8
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yo this shits frail!!!
fredfriglehorn 2 years ago
Relapse five! that's where we high five, then it gets akward... Then we high five again!
designator99 2 years ago 235