Hello Family

[darkgirlforever1]

Lol love your hair!!

[laurennguyenasian2]

Holy chizz, when I heard the name " Lauren " my eyes went o-o! Lol too bad I don't know him in real life... xD

[Cwaftyykid101]

u have awesome hair dude

[MissMelonBread]

can i have ur babies :3?

[kkkkkkk8888]

the video froze exaxtly at 4 20 .. :)

[anamary95]

I WANT A CD!!!!!!!! XD =)

[zowe321]

i would never be a prostitiute, i dont like strangers touching me :P

[ghettoewok]

haha i would never want to work at a crappy shoe store. Imagine the raunchy feet that would come walking in there.

[sinsandscreams]

actually your hair looks 10 times better longerrr. js

[hideandseekish]

i would never want to be a pooper scooper at the zoo!!!!!!!

[TheEsther710]

I want a cd!!

[lilcuttie119]

is josh ur brother or something? cuz he seems to always be there lol

[o0o0k0ed]

ohzmat you needa make new videos ive watched every single one like 12367543 each lol, and i would work at any kind of food place because i cant stand the smell of food all day ;DDD

[EmmaHurtadoTV]

i wanna buy it a cd!!!!!!!!!

[JonasLover4Life3000]

whats the name of that song??

[fxnbrutal]

Hey you should let me know when your going to sell you cd's? Unless it's to late?

[MsGirl217]

a huroligist it a person that fixes clocks

[RemembranceHC]

I wanna buy the cd dude.

[SaMaNtHaHeBeR12]

whats the song playing it the background?? its bomb!

[RabbitOnWheels]

@SaMaNtHaHeBeR12 My Little Secret, By Hey, Caesar! they arent on itunes yet though.

[HiphopopotamusThee]

'There stuck in our mouth.'

*laugh quietly to self*

[Ghostgurl2193]

Yo mamma so poor, that she ate cereal with a fork so she could save milk.

LOL.

just thought that would make your day...or life........? :D

[1clueless]

wow! you live in florida? me too!!!! west florida, babi!!!

[ohzmat]

that's where i live :p wayyyyy west

[1clueless]

@ohzmat like what county?

[ohzmat]

escambia.

[illdrinktothat2012]

bro, i like your hair short better, just sayin

[ohzmat]

i do too actually :p

[billywiz21]

@ohzmat NO MAT your hair looks good short but grow it again please :P

[ohSHIZZoh]

yuck, doctors...

i would puke.

blood, vjasdhguaeraq

[ohSHIZZoh]

i rated 5 stars.

happy!? ahah

[LikeOmgItsAshleyy]

holy mother, you live in florida?! gah me too!

[TheMetroMint]

i want a cd =]

[runningstorm202]

I could never be a doctor or a vet. I hate needles...

[MrLikeCandy]

How much are the cds?

[ohzmat]

$5 or $7, :p not sure yet ahaha

[Phaustin]

i'd probably buy it. :]

oh weird job i would never do:

EVERYTHING from Dirty Jobs. Seriously

[ItsKaylaBitches]

I would like to purchase a cd please and thank you

[sdrawkcaBimoaN]

"they dont know that" xD

[Purdyfngood]

You have very very pretty handwriting

[maggiedlg]

Awwe,

I rated her 5 stars !! (: <33 xD

[martygangsta625]

wait is josh ur brother?

[carabear555]

ill try to be the one fan who isnt predictable and say your fugly..o.O

but then i would have lied..:)

[kiary15]

ide like to buy your CD it will be cool yor piano songs are beautiful....oh ill post a special video response for october 4th i would have done it sooner but youll see why :O

kayleighxx

[panter6er]

look to the left at 1.20-1.25

to the left of the teddybear.

[Uhohitsjen]

did you get your straightener from some creepy people at ze mall? if you did i think we have the same oneee. lol. :P

[ohzmat]

unless you live in pensacola, i doubt we went to the same mall :p

[Uhohitsjen]

i bought it at some mall in florida on vacation. maybe, perhaps the same mall?

[ohzmat]

where did you go for vacation? :p

[Uhohitsjen]

i dunno the name of the town. it's where ever my nana lives. it's by the gulf though.

[ohzmat]

that's where i live :p

[Uhohitsjen]

then i'm pretty sure we have the same straightener. lol.

[19aga95]

Sorry ;p I also thought so ;)

[19aga95]

You are cute ;) Are you have a girlfriend?

hahah ;))

[ohzmat]

YES I DO

[Cautioncontrol]

not a zoo person

nto a person that stuffs animals,

not a person that makes video games,

not a lawyer,

not an astronaut

not a business owner

and not a human!!!!

lol idk wat else i wudnt wanna be:)

[MaliciousManduhh]

haha i keep goin back to that part

when you go upside down and show

us what the doctor looked like

and i keep laughin my head off

whew all done(:

[totallysickawesome]

wouldnt buy it, soz......and i would never be 1 of those ppl thts gotta pick animal crap up

[somaspongecake]

die

[StarsCollideInMyEyes]

I'd by that cd :D

[frikencool2714]

yall r both hot!!

[hellokikiC8]

you almost look like your brother when your upsidedown.

[edbferever]

i wanna cd :D

[DanniSissi]

i want that panda :Þ

[sprkkswillfly]

gynocologist.

[skullnote1]

ur straitner is exactly how mine is now :D

[McKennaDepp]

iloveeeyouuuuu!!!!!!!

[robyoung1]

Im so happy ive graduated... no more learning for meeeeeeeee! haha! 14 years of education is just wrong. lol!

Rob xx

[ohzmat]

agreed!

you basically learn the same thing every year x.o except, each year, it gets more detailed.

[Indiecindy93]

reckon you could send one to the UK?

cause i'll buy one.

t'yeahh.

[ohzmat]

heckyes ;D

[rennyr00]

I'd buy it, but I can only mail the money rather than buy online.

[ohzmat]

that'll work :']

[rennyr00]

O: That fellow who walked in looks just like one of my campers. Now I know what the six year old who attacked my all Summer is going to look like xD

[cawwy182]

i demand, that i get that cd for free. BECAUSE. you wrote me at least 2 songs already anyway.

and . without me. youd be dead. legit dead.

and you know it.

show some gratitude. and gimme a free cd.

gimmegimmegimme.

also. hgnuiehfuehn reply to my tweets. or i'll hunt you down. you know i will.

[ohzmat]

oh cawwy, greediness gets you no where in life ;D

[ToriOwl]

A gynacoligst

Just EW

Worst job in the history of jobs probably.

I want a CD!

:P

[rockprincess38]

Pretty much all the jobs on Dirty Jobs

[XxSierraSuicidexX]

Your upside down face was hilarious. haha.

I'm down to buy your cd too:D

oh! and the job thing.

I met an ass doctor a few years ago. um I would never do that. haha

[ShesErinn]

i always close my eyes when i'm at the dentist.

because 1: i can't make eye contact

& 2: the light literally runs my eyes.

so i basically fall asleep.

lmaao.

[ShesErinn]

ruins * i suck at spelling.

[rachellllx33]

omg i can't believe you didn't go running for ice cream! i would have! :) lol

[xaopenmindx]

i would buy it!!

and hahaha i write more notes then that but its science and my class is only for 45 minutes we dont go over anything the only thing we do is write notes and for the rest of the day our hand writing sucks cause our wrist hurts

[insanerabbitsinspace]

i would buy a CD! depending on the price....

[ohzmat]

how much are you willing? xp

[monkeychunc]

i would never be a benchwarmer because who wants to sit on a bench for a living?

[monkeychunc]

i didnt rate her one star that song is now my new fav.

[Caligirl0229]

anything with blood, death, or the hospital o.e

i can not be around dead or comatose bodies

[itsmemimi8]

Omg i would hate to b the person tht drains dead ppls blood... Eww kind of creepy

[xXAllieElizabethXx]

i would so buy it :D

[loaferbutt]

josh!

[ohzmat]

all of you suckkk at spelling "buy" correctly x.o seriously.

[agent941]

i don't want to work as a nose, cous all they have to do is to smell if toiletfreshners and deodorants and stuf like that works :S

[candybarsspacebars]

i actually liked whitney she was funny,.she is actually the first video i saw on ur channel n i subscribed because of her really lol sorry but ur awesome too

[ELJCqUaCkErSmAd]

I'D BUT YOUR CD <33333  and id hate to be a person that like puts dead people in coffins xD

[candybarsspacebars]

a mortitian?

[ELJCqUaCkErSmAd]

I HAVE NO CLUE xD

[candybarsspacebars]

a mortian is the person who prepares the dead body and puts it it in the casket

[ELJCqUaCkErSmAd]

yeah, defiantly wouldnt want to be one of them xD

[candybarsspacebars]

lol in a thing i played, it was some weird game i had that career because everyone else playing said i looked lik someone who would be one

[xMorganTheDinosaurx]

lol i would buy it and uhmm. being a vet, i mean what if there was soe physco person that brought in like a racoon with rabis! is that how you spell rabis? i dont know well...it would be ICK

[tripthe1]

Matt I gave my girl Whitney FIVE stars. End of story, you loose.

You get FIVE stars for finding a way to complain about ice cream trucks.

[xXfunnydoodXx]

i would totally but it :)

[Blackpanic10]

i would by ur CD! :)

[wittyian]

Why do you all have ears showing..

[joshisaces]

cause i have a mullet.....

lolwutttttt

[XxgetoutofmybubblexX]

I WOULD LOVE TO BYE YOUR CD!!!!

[dman7889]

hey ohzmat I think your piano playing is great and would definitely buy a cd.....

[kajjjjj]

Hahaha, I like your little texting motion :p

[crazy4uu27]

...i've wanted to be a dentist since like, the fourth grade.

[UltraXiolet]

LOL! Why is there : Fat kid eating cake In the tags of this video? hahaha Random xP

Your straightener is so skinny! Oh.. And I'm not going to comment on josh's hair >.>

Have your viewers increased much since i became your personal advertiser? =P

[joshisaces]

What about my hair?

You dig it huh?

hahahhah

[UltraXiolet]

Oh yeaahh =P Hahaha

[hardcorekipz]

I wanna be a dentist

causing kids pain...and then giving them candy

:D

YES

[SameeSunshine]

dang,

three hour class?

ugh. no thank you sir.

[ohzmat]

i only have it once a week, that's why it's so long xp

[sydneyloves]

i would buy it! your piano skills are impressive. *thumbs up* [:

and, i would not want to be an ice cream man. that would be no fun. i'd be scared that all my ice cream would melt):

btdubbs, you're pretty adorable, and magical. sorry about your straightener. :P

[tracexscream]

Our teeth are stuck in our mouths!!!!

[harlequingirl04]

i would SO buy a CD.

[RockinBlueWit]

woo! baby mafyew!

yes, meanie subs >:(

you told me some stories ^_^

i feel cool. YEEEEEEEE

[0hlucy]

hahaha i love the tags for this video.

[ashleyamazing93]

id never be a dentist.. or be a janitor, thers more but i cant think of them right now..p.s keep up the good work

[ZephyrWins]

yo wats the song u used at the end for this vid? its pretty sick

[FOBnPATDgirl]

lmao josh i want some pizza!

and i would never work at mcdonalds.. cause its pretty discusting

[heatherthemexican]

i want a cd, yo :]

anddddd.

i would never be a stripper xD

[KillingTheLeprechaun]

dude u rock!!! dude your like awesome and your like awesome. yeah.

[AlyH5]

why? you went like 3-2 months ago.

they dont know that.

lol<3

[forsrslyjulie]

OHHMAHHGAHH you are LIEK SO! FREAKIN' CUTE! HEH. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEE :P

you love me.

[xforgetmenotsx]

my dentists give me sunglasses

so I just close my eyes

and sleep

that's not weird

right?

[ohzmat]

i used to wear the glasses when i was 4 ahaha

[xforgetmenotsx]

don't judge me :P

I generally have my own sunglasses though

so then I just look like a baller

[golfingjen123]

thats actually pretty cool

[vspinkkklover]

aaand my name's Lauren, so, hello <3

[ohzmat]

ahaha hello lauren :']

[vspinkkklover]

not your worst video, love ittt :)

[dontlookjeff]

pshh i wannna ceedee mang

[xforgetmenotsx]

oh my :D

[ohzmat]

OH MY GOD LYK FIRST!