Ellen's Monologue - Secrets

[MissDarlz]

Ellen makes you laugh, Oprah makes you cry

Both are amazing :D

[qwertysar067]

i love ellen

i would love to play one of her games

[mizzcrumpy]

Ellen and Oprah are special in their own way guys.. to me, ellen's show is more casual and relax while Oprah's is more to serious topics all around the world..

[shemo1981]

I laughed sooo hard.... Thanks ellen... Love you sooooo much

[hatchcode]

no need to compare lol they r friends.

[buca100]

LOL hahahahaha i laughed so hard: "a big secret is ur having and affair. a small secret is u cant digest cheese."

[MJacksonGirl25]

she is so irresistibleeeeeeeeeeeee

[greenday2themax]

''Some people have big ones, some people have small ones, some people think they have big ones, but are small ones...I'm talking about secrets''

LMFAO. Penis reference.

[TheCandycane432198]

Most of my time on the computer i spend time watching ELLEN !!!:D

[rasharkein1]

@TheCandycane432198 is it because we don't have a life? :(

[rbeaver02]

I don't mean to be a hater cos I LOVE Ellen, but the monologue videos get a bit tedious since the first one minute is always the audience screaming! Cut to Ellen already!

[DV5230US]

Nice ascot, Ellen.

[globe211]

ahh i LOVE ellen's monologues!

[MrHenryCat]

ellen <3

[larathetube]

y didnt she walk over the table like she always does ????

[Ulrock7777]

@larathetube maybe this was before she started that...? I dunno =/

[thebdreamer]

Hahahahaha

I Looovee this showww

[diokhan999]

ellen is and always will be a role model. but please don"t bash on such wonderful people as oprah. I have a deep respect for all female rolemodels out there especially Oprah and Ellen. they are not to be compared; they both have their unique qualities and opinions that are just as valuable and maybe even more so than any of ours. people listen to what these wonderful women have to say! learn to listen and learn more before you judge. you'll find quite a few similarities! just get along please

[sugarychocobot]

@diokhan999 Amen to that.

[llullu]

Portia is a lucky lady!!!

[linette1995]

some people think they have big ones but they have small ones... i'm talking about secrets.

lol luv u Ellen!!!!!!!!

[Emmalala123]

What I love about her is that she has the gift to be funny without making fun of people, if you understand what I mean.

[piaoxue89]

totally!

[felipeedoardo]

I know, it's incredible how she manages to be hilarious while keeping 100% clean and ethical in her script.

[KaTrInAIsBoReD]

@felipeedoardo creative writers

[jusmitajasmin]

wow she's so funny and talented i cant wait to see her on american idol !! LOVE YOU ELLEN!!

[samnobubbles]

i like her :) she's funny!!

[StillOBSESSED]

I've watched this 5 times... I think she's hilarious!

[ghostofjamie]

i love ellen

[joosie2]

I love ellen. She's lovely!

[argentinita09]

Simply, THE BEST!!!!!!!!

[pinkandizyan]

funny..and adorable....i wanna b like her...!!!

[bakekok19]

i adore her humor...^^

[AnneAndTrine]

''oh i always asumed it was about billy, joe, steve?''

omg ! so funny!

[GothSaku]

I LOVE YOU ELLEN!!!Im so jelous of Portia!!!!You cant find someone like her everyday!

[RoxyChick3221]

she looks like a flight attendant

[Roxixane456]

i agree, but if i was on a plane (wich im afraid of) i would be so fun to see her, funniest trip!

[Eivan10R]

She did an episode on a plane once!

[tsunadetsunami]

i love ellen

[sweetbutdaring]

she has a lot of confidence to dance in front of the world on TV

[dancelord98]

She cheers me right up!!!!

[freedomrecordsmusic]

she is hilarious...I wish more people smiled like her...ONE LOVE...

[politicallyincorret]

Gotta love the sarcasm

[Nojanstar]

I love the small jokes their the ones that make me laugh!

[youngyd]

LMAO

when she said adopted i started laughing hard

[Termimonkey]

i think ellen would be an awesome mom (not to be offensive)

[twink1ebug]

I'd LOVE to be Ellen's kid!

[sweetbutdaring]

how could that be interpretted as offensive??

[chetissweet]

Elleeennn Rockkkssss

!!!

: )

[1901elina]

she makes me laugh =D

[LexCooBukaba]

"And I'm talking about secrets." xD Lol

[wachang727]

i like Ellen a LOT better than Oprah!

[marti828]

oprah SUCKS bigtime! ELLEN IS THE BEST FOREVER!!

[felicialim06]

@marti828 Please don't be so rude to Oprah )): each one of them has their own characteristic >.< and both of them are awesome in their own ways.

[crazikals13]

@marti828 -sooo true!!!

[AndreaMSkate]

I hear ya!

[DavveyL]

^^^^ The best Comment EVER!!

[Julester27]

"Some people have big ones, some people have small ones, some people think they have big ones but there small im talking about secrets!" LOLOLOLOL Ellen is hillarious!

[angusMCjamison]

love ellen, but who the heck put that jacket on her and told her to button it up??

[THANKGODIMNOTAGUY]

i HATE the way it takes about a minute for the audience to shut up and for ellen to begin the monologue!!!

[PBfan54]

i know they do take forever but i know if i was there i would be screaming for her for ages!

we love you ellen!!!! :D

[marti828]

me too!

she is the best person in the world.

oprah sucks

[PBfan54]

yep, totally agree! oprah sucks!

but ellens great! :D

[marti828]

ellen is the best forever!

[Julester27]

me to i wish i could go see her show! ellen rox!

[marti828]

yeap

if i had to choose to see a person i would choose her! shes my idol

[Khaosispower]

I love Ellen, she's just AWESOME! xD

[3sashaz3]

digest cheese...... LOL

[melissasentose]

"Some think they have big ones, some think they have small--I'm talking about secrets!!"

*me cracks up*

[mantsuwtlove]

thanxxxxx!!! Ellen is the best

[GavinFan08]

that was hilarious. :) cant go a day without watching her.

[Julester27]

me either!

[Julester27]

ellens da best!