The Poser Metal Head

[AndyAutophobia]

Chelsea grin is fucking awesome. But your right about the rest. Except death they are brutal as hell too.

[NUMBER228528]

If u guys were real the fat kid with long hair would have a guitar in his hands instead of a bicth ass cell phone.

[NUMBER228528]

That's the only four thrash bands you know. Posers.

[deadkennedys213]

All of them r posers

[misanthropyeternal]

What the fuck is wrong with you? Death = pussy shit?

[DragonForceprimeiro]

the devil wears prada isnt that bad. i like some songs by them

[Yourmomathon]

Did he call death pussy shit?!?! U shall die!

[890musicismylife]

I love Death metal!!

[cheesydarkside]

dude with the glasses has great hair.

[austin2460]

Death is one of the greatest metal band of all time.

[Hellhammer35]

HOW DARE CALL DEATH PUSSY SHIT!

FUCK YOU!!!

[chikari123]

I knew he was gonna say "enter sandman" xD

[FistasheC]

U guys suck. Calling someone poser and calling Megadeth and Metallica thrash metal ;P

[Greendaygurl12eh]

@FistasheC I'm not a Metallica scholar, but they did dabble a bit in Thrash...

[overlordrichard]

the four are stupids teenagers ... ¿ trying to be a leader of Metal ? ¿ rules on the free lifestyle ? i'ts not a Metal Philosophy. ... Who would believe a group of teenagers from middle-class suburb of wanting to be metal Leaders... the metal does not accept weeping girls making their reserved tea club. this video is more poser than they talk

[deathbat181]

Im sick of ppl only talking about the big 4 when it comes to thrash...megadeth, metallica, and anthrax all sold out....slayers ok though...

[cortez899]

I like the video but why did you call Crystal Mountain by Death pussy shit without Death the genre of Death Metal wouldn't even exist!

[android18192]

"anything with clean vocals"

Dude, that's an entirely different genre altogether

[vodkakingd]

I POOPED AND ITS A BIG ONE!!!

[mustaineisgod4sure]

CRYSTAL MOUNTAIN

[slayyer000]

Lol. The dudes who made this video are the biggest posers I've ever seen.

[caseyjones67]

the dude teaching death metal prob gets so much pussy

[SpectreSabre]

@caseyjones67 (not really)

[caseyjones67]

@SpectreSabre i was joking

[XthemeoftarahX]

I'm a chick and ALL my friends listen to the poser shit time to teach em a thing or two ;D

[MrJohnDoe2525]

This is actually hilarious I was going to lose it when he said I like enter sandman

[bbryan10]

dont ever call death pussy shit

[thrashtormentor666]

what do you guys listen to?

SLAYER (said the one with the hammerfall shirt)

MADE MY DAY:D:D

[jk47hm4]

I bet he got his slayer shirt from hot topic. And where the fuck is black metal?

[guitar0wnz]

lol@ people who can only name 4 thrash bands ie the big 4ail

[ADayToRemember709]

I am a proud poser being myself ohh and i happen to like thrash and death metal, ever heard of disgorge, after the burial, or becoming the archetype?

[TahseinTheGooner]

Fuck Posers!

[joeyjordison234r5]

where's black metal? that shit is fuckin amazing

[NateTheGreatWhite]

Cheesy but hilarious and true

[asZskicker666]

Attack Attack is fucking gay lololol

[SamuelChangKaiMun]

Why Do You Call Death Pussy Shit??

[KreatorOnEarth]

and whats the name of the second death metal song?

[KreatorOnEarth]

Reminds me of Me and my Two Buddies haha XD

[MetalReigns2]

This video is actually really funny. Fucking hate posers.

[rosa201038]

hahahahahahaa !!!!! (background voice) fucken metal

[david73707]

What a fucking posers....

[Blackinfernal12]

SHORTS ARE NOT METAL!

[proguitargamer]

@Blackinfernal12 Neither are flip-flops but that didn't stop Chuck Schuldiner, now did it?

[Blackinfernal12]

@Blackinfernal12 Do you see him on the vid?

[proguitargamer]

Metalheads are just the most easily butthurt music fans out there. Lmfao

[insaneclown15]

i love all metal!!! there isn't posers in the world!

[craptardmonkeydog]

posers made this.

[proguitargamer]

@craptardmonkeydog butthurt much? :)

[strellitha12]

lol:D

[NaKALENiSUKA1]

You forgot cryptopsy

[proguitargamer]

@NaKALENiSUKA1 They're shit now, why list em'?

[NaKALENiSUKA1]

Lmao

[Digiemperor6]

Clean vocals are lame? By the way, core bands are not metal or intend to be metal. I like hardcore, metalcore, and sometimes grindcore but it doesn't mean I listen to bands like Slayer, Venom, Gorgoroth, Carpathian Forest, Bathory, Cannibal Corpse, etc. Oh, and where is the guy who's supposed to be teaching about Black Metal?

[truemetalhead2012]

FUCKING FAG POSERS!!!

[element271]

its so terrably awsome nice job

[JDMC19]

well ... jajaja take it easy.. its just a vid xD its so fucking fun xD

[SurvivedAbortion1]

Wanna see some metal posers?

/watch?v=kGG4qE4GliM

I do these videos all the time.

[smkaspar]

if they ddnt look like posers then they would be on to somthing... but all those poser bands wer fucking fag bands... and slayer is fucking awsome.. not liking gay music doesnt make u close minded

[prox40]

0:08 why is he rubbing his nipples?

[proguitargamer]

@prox40 We just did told him to do it for laughs. People just don't get that this is a troll video on metalheads. They're so easily butthurt.

[prox40]

@proguitargamer

I know I just found that so funny

[johnnyluvstacos]

FUCK THE POSERS!!!!! You guys know what real metal bands are, and it's a shame to think that people don't know what real music is these days.

[toolfangirl]

@MJRick1234 ....its ok...just havta realise every one has opinions..haha :D

[toolfangirl]

@MJRick1234 haha right on....and you do realise that your fighting with a 12 year old that can be like kelso sometimes right?

[toolfangirl]

@MJRick1234 hmmmm........... mj huh....micheal jackson fan eh? gahhh..... i would kill for some chips and ketchup

[veeebrooo]

LOL this video is lame, but funny.. anw some CORE bands (as in metalcore and deathcore - NOT the disco rawr-rawrs) are actually pretty good.. bullet for my valentine has (basicly) shitty emo lyrics but some of the riffs are good.. easy to listen to.. and clean vocals ARE NOT LAME.. Power Metal and Speed Metal bands sing clean (yet Powerful) Vocals.. next time you kids make a video, put a good definition.. Hail from Indonesian Thrash-Speed-Power-Death Metal Scene.

[The69Envy]

@toolfangirl nothing

[SamuelChangKaiMun]

why lock tht guy up/He nidfood and water Lol

[toolfangirl]

@MJRick1234 well atleast imnot making a big deal outa it...it was a joke...but still...do your homework theres a different between deathmetal and emop deathmetal

[Jotun0]

All the people bashing your vid like core genres. I'm sure you achieved what you wanted. \m/

[The69Envy]

@SpectreSabre just kuz music doesent sound "orginal" whatever the fuck that means doesent make it bad

[rockfreakmccool]

really gay video. just 3 close minded asswipes who cant appreciate that some people actually like core genres... and in many cases AS WELL AS THE SAME FUCKING THRASH!!! core is not my favorite but i at least show some damn respect and btw those were really great reasons as to why those bands are "posers" you pretty much said nothing

[SpectreSabre]

@rockfreakmccool LOL



[rockfreakmccool]

@SpectreSabre what are you loling about? how someone can actually make sense?

[proegerman1]

@rockfreakmccool core bands all sound the same and the whole song is a breakdown so core sucks balls

[proguitargamer]

@rockfreakmccool You're sooo butthurt! :D

[The69Envy]

Typical slayer fags who thinks all the old shit is the only good music out there......cunts

[SpectreSabre]

@The69Envy it pretty much is. A lot of this newer stuff doesn't sound original at all.

[UrbanGuerillaSolider]

@SpectreSabre THANK YOU FOR CLARIFYING IT!!! or making it clear

[toolfangirl]

@The69Envy OI whats wrong with old school?



[proegerman1]

@The69Envy stfu there are plenty of modern bands that are great. you dumb fucks just like the mianstreem deathcore and metalcore shit

[monspubis]

@The69Envy is there any?

[Clawfish94]

the "thrash" guy wears a Powermetal-Shirt he have to wear a THRASH METAL SHIRT :D:D

[SpectreSabre]

@Clawfish94 i didn't have any. Now i got some big 4 shirts xD

[Clawfish94]

@SpectreSabre ok ;) good boy

[SouthUnit93]

@SpectreSabre omfg poser! you talk about how you love thrash and you don't have any of their shirts? poser poser poser heheheh metal4lyf BR00TAL

[toolfangirl]

thats not death metal!!! oh my god i seem to know more about death metal than any of you in that vid...AND IM A TWELVE YEAR OLD GRRRL!

[yootesa1515]

@toolfangirl hey please name me some death metal bands :) how is death not a death metal band ? come on

[toolfangirl]

@yootesa1515 well cerebral bore is one,amon amarth, land mine marathon, dying fetus and decrepit birth. those are acuple death metal bands...and your band that you played for death metal before you stoped it it sounded like this emo dude whining....sorry but do your homework i dont know any death metal bands with a whining emo boy for vocals..ok

[yootesa1515]

@toolfangirl wateva man for now ima listin to early megadeth and metallica

[toolfangirl]

@yootesa1515 ok rock on dude! \m/

[toolfangirl]

@yootesa1515 ok we all have opinions

[mostaphobia]

haha !!! like that thrash guy ;)

[Mosher666thrash]

DEATH IS SIIKK!!!!!!! all the underground shit!!!!!!!!!! fuk emo, i should do that to my former drummer, wat a damn poser!!!, shut the fuk up yu pussy ass emo kids an drink a beer an mosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wastedfilms666]

do you like thrash metal? i have NO IDEA! hahahahhahaa

[vlcmdude]

@Juice0074577 Yeah, because "REAL METALHEADS" can't be caught DEAD in a brand new shirt! We have to go out and spend hundreds of dollars on vintage concert tees! And no metalhead has EVER had short hair! But what about guys like Rob Halford, Kerry King, and Scot Ian you might ask? Nothin but a bunch of posers....

Seriously though, you are the biggest poser of them all. Being a metalhead isn't about the way you look.

[Mosher666thrash]

@vlcmdude WTF ROB HALFORDS THE METAL GOD, oi an skinheads are hardcore, so dnt go talkin shit about bald people,

[Mosher666thrash]

@juice0074577 WTF ROB HALFORDS THE METAL GOD, oi an skinheads are hardcore, so dnt go talkin shit about bald people,

[huggles9]

@Juice0074577 bro were all 16 calm the fuck down.....you dont need long hair to be a metalheadyou need to not listen to fuckin faggotty ass scene bands

[percyal1]

ik it was a ojoke but if thats how u guys look u guys r kinda the posers.....

[SpectreSabre]

@percyal1 Don't start accusing us by our 'look' we listen to the same music pal, don't rank.

[percyal1]

@SpectreSabre may have just been talking about the fat kid tbh =/

[AceHalford]

...............Where the bloody hell are Black Sabbath, Judas Priest and Iron Maiden? YOU 1ST 3 VERY VERY VERY MOST IMPORTANT LESSONS YA POSERS!!!

[lunarstrain235]

Metal Storm / Face The Slayer fucking yayyy

[FIARband]

This video is awesome.... haha "What's your favorite Metallica song?" "Enter Sandman........that or One" *bitch slap* haha hilarious. Hey dudes check out my thrash band (it's this account) It's some badass thrash you should check out!

[DS814991]

WTF THAT STUPID FAT UGLY POSER JUST SAID ABOUT DEATH???

[majewsmovies]

Should have showed him Pungent Stench queef knockers

[killAkat94]

YOUR ALL CLOSE MINDED!!



[ElSadistic666]

What the hell is a emo kid doing in the video lmfao XD

[SpectreSabre]

@ElSadistic666 who the fuck is the Emo? The big guy? I will say this now, my friend, he is FAAAAR from emo.

[SpectreSabre]

@Juice0074577 Haha, we're just a few kids who love to listen to the older stuff. This video was intended to be funny. Hell it's obviously a great topic judging by how many goddamn views and comments i have on it. Thank you for the feedback!

[lilcuhh]

Okay good video and everything, but there is no way in hell Black Veil Brides is a poser band, I hope yall were joking because they aren't even trying to me death metal or anything, their genre is rock

[rainbowchickenfish]

@lilcuhh .... no.

[SpectreSabre]

@lilcuhh It's a video intended to make people laugh.. AKA a joke. :)

[lilcuhh]

@SpectreSabre I know I know haha I'm just very protective of them i guess (:

[lilcuhh]

Whats the song at 2:50

[MTIphucker]

Yeah, Im pretty sure bands like attack attack and we came as romans have never put themselves in the same category as slayer and death. they are completely different genres.

[proguitargamer]

@MTIphucker Why give a fuck? It's a troll video.

[Kalipto91]

BFMV?? Fuck, I Feel Like Kiiling you!!

[IamTheDeathMachine]

u've probly never heard CHELSEA GRIN

[uafm619]

wtf ? all of u guys are posers!!!!!!

[SpectreSabre]

@uafm619 hey now, don't get your dick in a knot! :D it's a video, nothing is factual about it. Just for fun

[proguitargamer]

@uafm619 Keep crying, your tears taste soooo good.

[FistasheC]

At 1:45 I thought he would say Nothing Else Matters :/

[skywings613]

when you look at it, bullet for my valentine is metal. people just classified it as metalcore. i mean, cmon, their influences are slayer, pantera, metallica, etc etc, so why not just accept it? at least they arent like those scene faggots who pay the guys under the table at metal hammer for a page in their magazine

[ToxikAssault]

@skywings613

They don't sound like metal.

[skywings613]

@ToxikAssault i know they sound more metalcore, but still.

[crazydutchmetaldudes]

this was actualy pretty funny hahaha. You guys should make more : )

[SpectreSabre]

@crazydutchmetaldudes Spread the word!!! :D

[crazydutchmetaldudes]

@SpectreSabre

f*cking slayer! trash metal is the best! watch our videos x d

[Clawfish94]

@crazydutchmetaldudes it's called THRASH WITH AN "H" NOT TRASH!

[cloud2727]

i cant believe ppl take this so seriously....correct me if im wrong but this was a joke video

[SpectreSabre]

@cloud2727 You are correct! 

[stingerhead666]

what's the bigh 4?? ..boom

[danzodl]

so u guys think bcus u listen 2 megadeth, slayer and pantera that makes u nt a poser lolllllllll.

[proguitargamer]

Alright, just to clear everything up I was trolling on Death and everyone should just shut the fuck up and watch the video. There's comedy in it for a reason people... I mean come on, is music TRULY your life? Dude, I drive to work, go to school, and I'm in a band... Pretty simple life for a musician if you ask me. Just do yourself a favor and enjoy the humor in the video. Also, yes it is a troll video upon music, we just did it for fun so cool your tits. -Mark

[DevilVlad93]

Sodom and Exodus poser? lol, that made my day XD

[guitar7901]

i want that slayer shirt

[nicksantana93]

crystal mountain! :)

[proguitargamer]

I remember when we made this. I have Colton the world's most perfect slap that man has ever seen at 2:00

[Torak96]

THAT GUY HAS A FUCKING HAMMERFALL T-SHIRT! I have the same shirt :D

[SpectreSabre]

@Torak96 You went to a show?! :D

[Torak96]

@SpectreSabre Yes ofc! In Sweden :P

[therianator73]

o and this video sucks. you guys know shit

[GlamTillDeath]

lol who are the posers in this video? btw long-haired death metal guy looks like a girl, get a haircut hippie

[proguitargamer]

@GlamTillDeath RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERA­GERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE­RAGERAGE

[GlamTillDeath]

@proguitargamer r u the hippie one?

[rainbowchickenfish]

wats the second song on the death metal lesson?

[proguitargamer]

@rainbowchickenfish Slaver in a Deaf Decay by Hour of Penance

[therianator73]

did you call Death "pussy shit"?

[proguitargamer]

@therianator73 LoL :D

[6Rebel6Angel6]

Metallica are the biggest MTV sellouts ever. Should've taught the kid about power, doom, and black metal.

[dj88643]

@AlphaNewfie123 lol, improv.

[lancedonahue13]

you kind of lost me when you named non poser bands when you named cannibal corpse and you forgot sludge you all are posers dont mention cattle decap they arent worth being mentioned in this lame ass video

[crazydutchmetaldudes]

My top 5

Slayer

Dimmu borgir

Childen of bodom

Pantera

Chimaira

heey guys watch our videos : )

[H2Zman]

I like his face after the death metal.

[Vittumikajatka]

This video kicks ass!!!! Real metal forever!!!! Anthrax, Exodus, Kreator, Sir Lord Baltimore, Rainbow, Slayer, Venom, King Diamon!!!!!!!! Fuck those poser metal bands like Bullet for My Valentine, Bring Me The Horizon, Slipknot and every other metalcore (mallcore) and nu-metal (UN-metal) bands!!!!!!! Up the Irons!!!! Death to false-metal!!!!

[proguitargamer]

@AlwaysBeKilling I totally do.

[proguitargamer]

@AlwaysBeKilling People like you make my day.

[proguitargamer]

@AlwaysBeKilling I just said "whatever kid" and you just got defensive. I think you just need to quiet down.

[proguitargamer]

@AlwaysBeKilling I obviously do not care on how old you are, it obviously doesn't matter to me or others around me.

[BlueRivaly]

Iron Maiden has clean vocals too

[dj88643]

@BlueRivaly Iron Maiden kicks butt though :)

[proguitargamer]

@AlwaysBeKilling Whatever kid.

[proguitargamer]

@AlwaysBeKilling You ever heard of a "figure of speech?"

[proguitargamer]

@AlwaysBeKilling Obviously, I have no goals on Youtube. Unlike people like you, I do have goals in real life, I've surpassed already most that I've set.

[skywings613]

@proguitargamer and btw im not a single bit emo or scene. and i know other metalheads who like bullet for my valentine

[proguitargamer]

@skywings613 Yeah but if you're far into metal as I am, bands wipe their asses with BFMV lol. I don't like them, most people I know down right hate them.

[proguitargamer]

@AlwaysBeKilling I only wanted to say that to fuck with people and my life is now complete :)

[OfficerMoney]

the guy with long hair reminds me of my friend Declan

[a7xfan663]

(Yes, i like a7x. Get over it)

Anyways, I liked this video. Pretty much all the trendy fags at my school shop at there little Hot Topic and listin to fucking "Hardcore" music like Chelsea Grin and Emarosa (and they actually think there listining to death metal). If they want hardcore, Listin to fucking Slayer!