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  • DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THIS VIOLIN MUSIC IS?

  • He once dialed a wrong number

    but the other person on the line wouldn't accept it

  • He gave me directions to here

  • Notice how they didn't use the words Dos Equis anywhere in this ad. It is the ultimate example of brand association. Such an excellent marketing plan, before these commecials, I had no idea Dos Equis existed.

  • Possibly Phillip Glass. I spent 6 months searching this song about a year ago and I found a song of his that was remarkably similar. I'll have to find it again.

  • every time he goes for a swim dolphins appear.... dolphins are smart man XD

  • Aleins RSVP him.

  • Crazy as it may sound, I heard the background music that is being played for this commercial during a show about Stephen Hawking on the Science Channel called The Hawking Paradox. Its right at the end when the credits start. But for the life of me I can't find what its called.  I even tried Shazam

  • @ToooGQ2010 Me too!!! My search has led me here, but I still cannot find it :(...

  • this is priceless! never gets old!! =,)

  • this is priceless! never gets old!! =,)

  • this is priceless! never gets old!! =,)

  • My god does anybody know how to get a hold of the song from the background? I can't find a title or an artist for it... somebody suggested to me that it was by "Rodolphe Perroquin" but I have trouble finding it if it is by him.

  • He considers practicing a form of cheating

  • He won't apply for a loan, because his interest rate is too high.

  • He hands out business cards that say "Don't worry, I'll call you"...

  • he eats salad made of four leaf clovers and rose pedals. he can run backwards while walking forward.

    he once took a job as a dishwasher, just to see what its like to not be respected. he received employee of the month on his second day and was promoted to head chef.

  • He went to the Virgin Islands and when he returned they were no longer Virgin

  • "Alien abductors have asked him to probe them."

    LMAO!! CLASSIC!!!!!

  • The king of England asked him to knight him.

    His phone service provider pays him for every call he makes.

    He once found Pandora's box but he didn't find it interesting.

    He only watches black and white TV.

    The U.S government tried to put his image on on coins But, they failed miserably.

    You will never be able to take two pictures of him, in the same day.

    Stay thirsty my friends!

  • When he smiles, people get seizures. His fanmail isn't enough on one continent. Optic fibers overload when you email his picture. If he snaps his fingers, you no longer exist. Cupid asks him for advice. The bible is a ripoff of his life. The only reason the word "legend" exist. The CIA is his best friend. World leaders listen to his speeches. Each of his nuts know kung fu. The women that have slept with him can start many nations. He is every childrens role model, before they are even born.
  • He never wore a diaper. Ever. His own reflection thanks him for his presence. Death has him at the end of the list. Children stop crying when he enters the room. He goes swimming at niagra falls. Bullets dodge him all the time. When he exhales, tornado's are made. When he slaps you, you are back in your mothers uterus. His picture defines the world "EPIC". He can see you reading this. Compared to him, Chuck has no nuts. Burglars give him gifts. While he sleeps. He only shows up to make History.
  • @invalidacess You are so funny that I have tears rolling down my face........

  • @10solidrocks hehehe thanks.

  • He inventented the internet... And let Al Gore take credit for it.

  • His known for taking long strides through Harlem, and returning looking fresher than ever.

  • Can anyone tell me what the music is from in the background? i have heard it before but cant seem to find it anywhere.

  • IF HE insults you

    you would have to fight the powerful urge to take as a compliment

  • If anyone is interested, the song is a variation (or sped up version) of Facades by Philip Glass.

  • If a tree falls and nobody is there to hear it, he already heard it.

  • You don't need to tell him how badass he is. He already knows.

  • The Fédération Internationale des Échecs immediately awarded him World Champion when Viswanathan Anand, after studying his opening move for seven hours, suddenly resigned declaring, "Insufficient checkmate material!"

  • His saliva has more nutrition than any pure bottled of water

  • The gas in his ass should be bottled for oxygen

  • @gabbysaywuhh ...OMG THIS IS THE BEST ONE EVERY!!!!

  • HIs farts are fresh air to the ones who need air :D

  • When he digests food it comes out the other end looking better than when it went in.

  • When he sleeps....He's still awake.... Stay thirsty my friends.

  • whats the song in the background

  • what's the name of the music playing in the background?

  • He has been known to put opponents in checkmate using his own king.

  • I don't always catch VD from a hooker... but when I do...

  • what program on macbook pro would you use to make a video like this?

  • he drinks all the dos equis he wants and never gets a hangover, but one Heineken has him throwing up all day.

  • "he eats his snickers with a knife and fork and m & ms with a spoon, but he drinks his cornflakes in a glass" now thats interesting

  • if you were to kick him square in the nuts, it would hurt you. stay thirty my friends.

  • w/e, the stig intros are better

  • bad guys commit suicide at the sight of him! Stay thirsty my friends.

  • whats the song playing in the backround?

  • he never wears a sweater when it is cold

    he doesnt consider climbing to the top of mt everest an accomplishment

    saving the world is just another day in the office

  • He once had an awkward moment,just to see what it felt like.

  • "When he walks into a hardware store... all the stud finders begin beeping." Stay Thirsty My Friends!

  • @captain81503 hahahaha total stewie quote goin on there, love it! "oh, oh its working"

  • prison inmates step aside in his prescence. Stay thirsty my friends

  • "If you disagreee with him,- its because you are wrong"! lol best one!

  • He never says anything tastes like chicken. Not even chicken.

    Stay thirsty, my friends.

  • He can eat a spoonful of ground cinnamon.without any effort.

  • He can call "king me" in chess if he wants to.

  • He smokes meth....and still has all his teeth.

  • He once foound a four leaf clover, he pulled off a leaf and planted it back with the rest of the normal clovers....

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • Highway patrolmen often times pull him over to ask him for a citation.

    He never does laundry, his clothes wash themselves.

  • When he mails a letter on Saturday, IT WILL arrive on Sunday.

  • God was made in his image.

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  • He once visited China by accident, from digging a hole in his back yard too deep...

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • "He'd never initiate a conversation about the weather, even in a typhoon."

  • He can disarm a man with his looks...

    or his hands.

  • "His cologne cures lung cancer"

  • His personality is so steamy, he is banned from all ice rinks...

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • so awesome he does not sleep, he waits

    so manly he has the YY chromsome

  • He knows 3 different ways to get to San Jose

  • omg dos equis vs chuck norris!!!!

  • He makes his own hair stand up on end

  • when he jumps in the water, he doesnt get wet, the water gets him

  • got to love redone norris facts. you too stupid to make up something new?

  • Chuck Norris facts are actually based on Vin Diesel facts, so they werent original either. It's all about improving the style of these jokes. And they have now hit their apex.

  • lol... chuck norris came long before vin diesel.. and unlike vin, chuck norris isn't gay

  • No, the facts generator used Vin Diesel and Mr.T first. Then there was one made for Chuck Norris that was used as an add-on for World of Warcraft that helped make his popularity surge beyond the previous ones.

  • actually no, vin diesel came first, i remember reading about that

  • He can teach the blind sign language...

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • He can heal the blind by simply telling them to look at him. And the deaf- they know when to listen.

  • He was given the lifetime achievement award...twice.

  • He is so interesting he can make a waterfall fall up

  • The IRS finds him so interesting, that taxes evade him.

    He once created his own favorite color.

    Hangovers recover from him.

    His presence is so appreciated, that waitresses tip him.

  • He has undeniable proof that the Bermuda Triangle is actually.... a parrallelogram

  • If you were to draw an "X" in the sand, he would dig under it and find a buried treasure...

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • These are really good.

  • Jesus walked on water... He walked on Jesus.

    He once manufactured his own energy drink... But it was deemed unsafe for human consumption... It only put him to sleep.

    He can speak Mandarin... And I don't mean Chinese.

    He was the one originally intended to drop the atom bomb on Japan... But he had more interesting things to do.

    He can play video games on a piece of paper.

    He can make a paper airplane out of air.

  • People with Alzheimer's always remember him...

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • @plutoniumcore

    haha, fucking brilliant!!

  • If he was to mail a letter without posttage it would already get there

  • He once broke the land speed record... In the air.

  • If he were in Rome, he would do as what he wanted to do!!!!!!!!!!

  • He would give the Emperor the thumbs down...

  • He can walk to the left in Super Mario Bros.

  • "alien abductors have asked him to probe them" - that is the best Dos Equis line I have heard yet.

  • That line gets a 10/10

  • he once beat black jack 21 times in a row

  • simply the most brilliant ad campaign

  • He gets comps in Vegas, just when he asks for change...

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • They should've made it:

    If he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost....

    ...and you'd arrive at least five minutes early...

    ...even if you're already late.

    Nah, maybe that's going too much into Chuck Norris joke territory.

  • Dos Equis guy is WAY fucking better than Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris probably gets jokes from him.

  • @ChronoMune people dont realize this is chuck norris' dad and with that statement alone they both cannot be mentioned in the same sentence.

  • When he makes microwave popcorn, all the kernals pop and it never burns...

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • he once yawned while white water rafting

  • The new Chuck Norris LOL!

  • lmfao dam these are funny. hes giving chuck norris a run for his money

  • "He speaks Russian in French"

  • If he were to hunt Jaws, he would never need a bigger boat...

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • hu juj julia junas yunius yo-ghurt ehhah ehhahe XD

  • he doesnt lose socks

  • if he loses a sock, it finds him

  • i love these commercials...damn you advertising!!!

  • that actually scared me

  • If he drove the General Lee he would never crash

  • If he was to cook for you

    you would never go hungry

  • He enters tractor-pulling contests: but only against the tractor. He plays monopoly, but only with real money.

  • yawn

  • !HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

    CLASSIC

    GENIOUS

    THE GREATEST COMMERCIALS EVER MADE!

    Jesus....What the hell else can you say..."Stay Thirsty My Friend"!

  • This is Chuck Norris's brother, and their powers are evenly-matched. This keeps the universe in balance. If one were to die, the world will be destroyed.

  • lol

  • except death fears both of them.

  • would you happen to have the MP3 file for this? Could you please pm me it PLEASE! <3

  • i don't always drink beer - but when i do? I prefer Dos Equis

  • Stay thirsty, my friends =D

  • Anyone know the name of the song in the background?

  • The bgm is just a simple synth build up sequence with some sound effects at the end which most anyone can make with a loop mixer like Sony Acid or Adobe Audition.

    The narrator is Will Lyman btw...

  • I dont know why everone is on chuck norris's nutsack he got his ass handed to him by Bruce Lee CHUCK NORRIS IS LAME

  • And now we all see where that got Bruce Lee in the end.

  • Y'know, Chuck Norris got famous by getting his ass kicked by Bruce Lee.

  • lol was this a real radio commercial?

    because they didn't even talk about the beer

  • "he once tought a german sheppard to bark in spanish" ..."if he needs to make a quik escape, he just walks out the front door"

    THEESE COMMERCIALS ARE AWESOME!!

  • He once punched a magician.. thats right.. you heard me.. - where is this one???

  • hilarious

  • "He has never lost a sock", "Bulls flat-out refuse to fight him","If a monument was built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close, due to poor attendance."

  • Nice lol

  • "His charm is so contagious..vaccines have been created for it"..this is sick

  • He is the chuck norris of beer

  • "he once got a woman pregnant, just by talking to her"

  • Ok got to give ya props on that one lol

  • WINNER!!!!

  • chuck norris = tmimitw

  • best commercial ever!

  • he is not chuck norris, he is jonathan goldsmith, playing a cuban latino guy

  • I love this! Where can u find the audio for the other radio spots? theres like 4 of them

  • The New Detectives,Perfect!

  • "he once gave a female an orgasm...just by giving her a glance.."

  • nicely done

  • A credit to the V.O. talent: Will Lyman (best known for narrating Frontline).

  • Now if only someone could give this same treatment to the other "The Most Interesting Man in the World" radio spot. The one about Cinco de Mayo that has the line, "If he disagrees with you, that is because you're wrong."

  • He took the bar exam just for fun......and aced it!!!

  • Someone asked what the song was, and I THINK it sounds like the soundtrack from The Illusionist... it sounds like it, right?

  • HE IS CHUCK NORRIS

  • This will have Chuck Norris running for his money seriously, I'd pay my life savings to see a dual between the two.

  • LOL! seriously

  • this is my new goal in life

  • Its Jonathan Goldsmith

  • Seriously reminds me of Sean Connery.

  • whoever says this is not a good ad campaign is dumb..this shit is hilarious and brilliant.

  • This is a masterpiece.

  • I have to agree Moheto. Norris may be a fighter, but he's not a lover too. :)

  • I'm sorry but these ads blows Chuck Norris out the water

  • Wrong. These commercials are about Bruce Campbell.

  • I want to kiss the mastermind behind this masterpiece.

  • Brilliant!