my favorite ones in the entire film. "Ya hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? No who they think did it. well they don't know but there on the look out for hardend criminals." and the Elifant joke.
Awesome.. I actually used to listen to repeats of that show on road trips with my dad... & I think I'm starting to love woody. lol (get it bad joke?..ok...)
God there are a lot of awesome actors in this movie.
SStrongIsNeverWrong 7 months ago
Both guys are xcellent, woody will be awesome in hg
SR120 9 months ago
1 person has diarrhea running in their jeans
firebolt5191 1 year ago 4
It's cute but can you really breath through that thing :0
4guysllama 1 year ago 2
How come lefty doesn't play left-handed?
titostacos 1 year ago
@titostacos I think it alludes to Townes' pancho and lefty. Not sure though.
sjhamilton2 1 year ago
I too prefer toilet paper
finalbossmachinima 1 year ago
Best part of the whole movie. Lol
Cherryhead1234321 1 year ago
why the call it PMS?
cuz mad cow was already taken!
ROFL
387Dima 1 year ago 3
is this a drama?
farizzal 2 years ago
this fugging awesome. win!
Sarawkweird 2 years ago
my favorite ones in the entire film. "Ya hear about the Viagra shipment that got stolen? No who they think did it. well they don't know but there on the look out for hardend criminals." and the Elifant joke.
warriorscat545 2 years ago
I LOVE John C. Reilly!!!!!!<3<3<3<3<3 (5 hearts)
Squirrel36 2 years ago 2
the farmer had a champion bull who bred 200 times a year. the farmers wife said:
- "200 times, isn't that wonderful dear? maybe you ought to watch him, maybe he'll show you how?
the farmer said:
-" he's a heck of a bull but it wasn't all with the same cow".
;)
inusek 2 years ago 15
@inusek The nervous Nellies trying to censor Woody and John are symbols of the Supreme Court.
etbella3 1 year ago
what is the one about the bull rode 200 times a year
thmpis 2 years ago
I just can't stop listening to this one
esl63 2 years ago 3
Awesome.. I actually used to listen to repeats of that show on road trips with my dad... & I think I'm starting to love woody. lol (get it bad joke?..ok...)
Devanyhavock 2 years ago
this is one of my fave scenes in the movie
spongebobfan77 2 years ago 8
This is fantastic
Insane1385 3 years ago
thanks for this :) funny jokes
CharlotteKM 3 years ago
oh these bad jokes are priceless.
theimmaculate 3 years ago 2
I agree. Woody Harrelson was right at home in this role. He's a great actor, but he's always best when playing kind of a good-natured good ol' boy.
FloydCaver 2 years ago 13
@FloydCaver hes best in zombieland
BigMacWithPickles 1 year ago
I LOVE this one!
dannera1234 3 years ago