Just saying you should say something about KONY 2012, send a link, tell someone, whatever, or just watch the video. Idk If you have heard about it yet but it has to be stopped. Unfortunately I cannot send you the link to the video but if you search it and watch the video then you should help change it. The video is 30 minutes long but trust me, it is worth it! MAKE A CHANGE!
When my little cousin asked me when I would let her play on my ds, I told her when pigs fly. (It was supposed to be a joke.) But a little while later, she came and asked me: "Have pigs flown yet?" I felt so bad, so I got to a level where there WAS a flying pig and showed her the pig and gave her the ds so she could play.
I have this aunt with some fingers that are missing (long story) and when ever my little sister sucks her thumb I tell her that that's how our aunt lost her fingers, she actually cried one time. And once my dad told her that she has five holes in her head, that one really gets her angry, like temper-tantrum-roll-on-the-floor-hit-innocent-bystanders angry.
I havent told any little kid a lie but one of my best friends has. He told his little cousin to go chase the purple rhino that was flying across the sky. Of course there was no purple flying rhino he just wanted her to leave him alone!
I told My lil bro that if He Pulled my hair Again I'd Ask the tooth Fairy to Give him My Granny's Dentures and...I'd Phone The Police and make him Do his Homework Yea!! its Good to be the Oldest ^_~ ~<3
i told a little girl that if she kept kissing the little boys in the class (she was in kindergarten the class i watched at lunch when i was in grd 6) that she will become really sick and her skin will turn yellow and then i showed her a pic that i had on my phone of my friend dressed up as lisa simpson for halloween... i wasnt allowed to watch the little kid classes anymore it was on my last day at that school any ways but still
Once I told my little nephew (I hate lying) I said to him santa DOES exist and he had a crackpot theory that he didn't pfft anywho ok on with the story I said to him I Liked his salad. yup.
i had to tell the little kids at this soccer camp that the stoekcling monster (our athletic director) would eat him if you ran in the gym and woke him up when we were supposed to be outside
i told my niece when she wouldnt leave me alone in the middle of the night when i was trying to sleep that a giant hairy monster was attacking and tring too eat her mom (my sister, of coarse) and that she has to go save her before she gets eaten and so when she went running down the stairs i locked the door
I told my nephews that if they didn't go to bed that toby from paranormal activity three would come and eat them. They started crying and my brother got pissed off at me....:/ oh well haha
I told a little girl that I was babysitting not to go outside because the evil octopus would suck her face off...it made her and all her brothers cry. Then to make up for it (because I felt REALLY bad) I said that if she did she just had to be careful because if she was the magical reindeer would save her...
its a tie between boys have cooties so stop trying to kiss them and if you dont stop that i'll tell your mom you were the one who broke the vase not the dog!!! lol i babysit alot!!
Oh my gawd. I told my childhood bff's little brothers that if they didn't bathe, their skin would turn rotten and fall off so they wouldn't have a wee-wee. They ran around screaming I DON'T WANNA BE A GIRLLLL XD
"Matthew,.... Babies come from the baby store!DUH!"........."NO WILL NOT TAKE YOU TO THE BABY STORE!".........."why?uhhh cuz it got eaten by a dragon"
i told my sister that eating ice will make her fat to keep her hands out of the ice box in the freezer lol she doesnt even wash her hands! am i really that bad of a big brother? i mean come on.
probly that if they waste all the hot water in the shower and the water started to turn cold that they would melt down the drain.... and i never went with a cold shower again :)
We have a pond in our back yard and my cousins came over and I told my 3 year old cousin that if he stuck his hand or finger in the pond a huge shark would come and bite it clean off. After that he ran away screaming and well, I got grounded.
MY LITTLE SISTER WOULD ALWAYS BUG ME WHILE I'D MAKE MY VIDS SO WAT I WOULD TELL HER IS THAT IF SHE WOULD NOT STOP, THAT SANTA, THE EASTER BUNNY, AND THE TOOTH FAIRY WOULD STOP GIVING HER STUFF FOREVER!!!!!
Well i've never actually told a SUPER bad lie,but my sister used to tell me that chocolate timbits (tim hortons donutes) were made of poop,i didnt eat chocolate timbits till i turned 8
I told my sister I was a wizard just so that she would listen to me and she ways says, wow sister ur magic! And I am like look and say I made a castel but non wizards can't c it and she beloved me then again she's 5 but still it super cute how she says that
i told a little boy on Christmas eve that Santa clause lived on the moon and was a stalker and always watch's you when you sleep and he never sleeps. the little boy cryed for the rest of the night.
When adults open automatic doors like at grocery stores they are opening it with their mind. So when you approach the door make sure you visualize it opening or it won't open.
well... my mom used 2 tell me that popcorn kernels were called boobies so i went to school and i had a bag of popcorn and i got down to the kernels and i asked my friend if she wanted my boobies. my friend didn't like me anymore.
i fake cry for my sister to get me something when im too lazy without even trying nd she does it..like the control was right in fron of my but i made her get it..shes done worse things to me so dont judge
I have a twin sister and i still do this now, we would sit right next o ach other and say eithr we dont know each other or that she or i was an alien clone that copied my form and face and would suck their little childish baby brains out :D
i told my friends neighbor that santa wanted to speak to her through the phone, but only with a special phone. I had that little girl talking to a skateboard for hours, while I stood behind a truck pretending to be santa. i also through in that she was naughty and was only getting pokemon, but little did i know she liked pokemon. its all good.
i told my boy friends little sister that if she didnt stay in the cart at walmart that the walmart floor monsters would come out and eat her cause they eat naughty children and dont like good ones and it was awesome.. until she had to pee and i had to carry her around cause she was scared and almost cried when i set her down..sooooo...yeaaa. :P
my big sis toldme tht there was monkeys in the celieng kuz i would go to marshalls and would ask her (hey linz, wut is in the celin kuz da tilesr out) and shed tellme tht and ide freak and oneday i ran out of the store screaming and my mom and her had to come and look for me untill 1 hour later ide be at frendlies
Told my little brother that if he stayed up playing video games at night they would come to life and take him into the game where he will have only one life. He's in bed by 8pm most nights.
me: well i wasnt going to tell you casue i thought i would scare you but there a spider in that tree. but its not just any spider its an evil spider named FRADERICK and it will eat u starting with you left big toe and will keep eating till only you right nostril is left and it will bring that nostril to its babies and feed it to them then those babies will be after you for the rest of your life
"Don't go into the basement!!!! There are Wah-Wahs in there!!" That's what all my family said to me, b/c my grandma's basement connected to the seweage lines...
I told mybaby cousin if he didnt sit down when he was eating dinner, some 3 headed clown would burst through the table and eat his butt.... needless to sa, he sat down... and te his vegetables
the biggest lie ive ever told a little kid is that on the radio avril lavigne was singing but it was really justin bieber (i did it cuz he hates jb but i <3 avril and he wanted me to turn it of DX LOL)
that it they ever have sex before they are married that they would turn inside and there organs would just sit there in the inside or outside or whatever of there skin... sadly i am inside out now. lol jk i m not inside out
um... ill told my princables son's after we watched lord of the rings, that if they tryed to get there vid-games that smegle would take them back and eat it and say "PREACOUSE PREACOUSE! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! Then he would eat there fingers... ya. i got suspendid after that...missed a test though :\
I told my friends brother that if he told his parents that we were eating ice cream that a demon would come and take his whole family and his dog and leave him alone. XD
MY brother always swallowed his gum so i told him if u keep swallowing your gum a gum-tree will grow out of your mouth and you will have to get surgery and wont be able to talk anymore. (never swallowed his gum again)
@trix896 Eh still.... I think that Salt is a girl, and it seems like it doesn't have Cooties... ;) And Pepper a guy, because it seems like it DOES have cooties... :)
Once, I convinced my little sister that a Gazelle was a pink with purple polk-a-dotted deer with ram horns who loved Brussels sprouts and hated cookie dough, so if she wanted to be a Gazelle, she couldn't eat cookie dough. She believed my description, but not the cookie dough/Brussels sprout art...
i once told my cousin while corn on the cob is grown frozen corn and canned corn was from pigs teeth,...she didn't eat frozen corn for awhile......I also hate fruit at the bottom yogurt...WHATS ITS DEA!!!??????
i told a kindergarten kid that the paint on the wall is actually good for your eyes and he did put it in his eyes. luckily everything turned out fine...
i remember that 1 time, that i just finished 1st grade and that summer, i had to spend the whole summer in kindergarten. in nap time, i told a kid that the paint on the wall could actually be good and healthy for your eyes, so i convinced him to take that one piece of paint and put in his eyes
i remember that 1 time, that i just finished 1st grade and that summer, i had to spend the whole summer in kindergarten. in nap time, i told a kid that the paint on the wall could actually be good and healthy for your eyes, so i convinced him to take that one piece of paint and put in his eyes
i remember that 1 time, that i just finished 1st grade and that summer, i had to spend the whole summer in kindergarten. in nap time, i told a kid that the paint on the wall could actually be good and healthy for your eyes, so i convinced him to take that one piece of paint and put in his eyes xD
i tell my little sister that i know santa clauses number if she is being a brat and she tells me no you dont have his number and i take the pone and say wanna bet and she says fine and i just start dialing 000000000000
i remember telling a little girl that if you stood out in the garden and didn't blink then you would see a fairy. because when you blink, the fairies shoot past your eyes:)
I tell my little brother that I'm calling Santa Claus if he's being bad and spilling cereal everywhere...or gnawing on things...or trying to rip the cat limb from limb...
OMG!! my sister and I had arguments about the salt and pepper too! I thought the salt was a girl and the pepper was a boy, but she thought the opposite. We eventually agreed that the pepper was a girl and the salt was a boy because that's how it is on Blue's Clues.
it wasn't to get them to do anything but the kindergarteners at school said whats in you hair and i said a feather and then i said one day they just grew in my hair and now im half bird they didnt come near me any more
i was talking to my older cuzin while my younger one was in the room about what our parents got us for christmas.... he asked what about santa so we told him that santa delivers the presents to our parents and they put them under the tree
I didn't say this but a friend did, kinda! Her parents told them that a dirty room atracted an invisible man that would eat them, and that you knew he was coming if you herd the clang of pots and pans. So when they had to go clean there room, there parents would stand at the bottom of the stairs and hit pans with spoons and stuff... x^D
I remember in the fourth grade my teacher asked me where our class pet lizard went (it was more of an open question to the whole class i guess) and I told her it died so I threw it away and that the janitor picked up the trash before lunch..............
I've heard that phrase - "What would you do for a Klondike bar" so many times but I've never actually seen one or tasted one so I googled it... I really want one now!
zoe im actually so excitied that you used my question you kind of just made my day i havent watched your new vlogs lately and i just decided to watch it today and you answered my question...... good answer btw and my siblings and i fought about alot of stupid things like the show the telitubies we could never figure out if they were boys or girls either but no we did not fight about nutmeg
i once had to babysit this kid and there was a cliff that was about 10 feet tall over soft like grass and the kid wanted to go jump off of it so i saw these red little bugs on them and i told the kid that "if you touch the red bugs or go near them, they will automatically kill you." the next day the kid told its mum.
i was aways told by my parents when i was little that cracking your nuckels was bad for me and its so not....lol...if you stretch you hands properly you naturally crack your nuckels to do so.....all that sound is air bubbles poping in the join....lol.....when i found this out i then asked my mom why she told me it was bad for me.....she then said she didn't like the sound that it made....
the biggest lie i ever told little kids is that sasquatch will eat you. well i was babysitting little kids and i was so tired and they all wanted to go outside and it was after dinner and i said that sasquatch would come out of the woods and eat them because he could smell food on them they got sooo scared and ran and locked all the doors then ran to the bed and made a fort to hide in!!! and i never babysat those kids again!!! ahh good times...
Me and my cousin told my lil sister that our fidgerater had a monster n side it . n thats who ate all her halloween candy.. also that our whole family were aliens and everyone in the family went along w/ it even my great uncle and to thi day she thinks were aliens and were really diff colours under our skin. Girls in the family were purple and The Males were greens
When I was baby-sitting the kids where spraying frebreeze every where and it was hard to breathe so I told them that if they use up the whole can that the sky would turn gray and that summer would never come again and school would never have a summer break! It totally worked! :P
i was babysitting and i didnt have my purse so i hid a tampon in my shoe. of course the kid knocks over the shoe and the tampon falls out. she asks what it was that i kept insisde my shoe...i said it was air freshener for shoes.
I'm lactose intolerant.. so I don't want a Klondike bar. Wait.. no - that was true. A lie? I used to tell me little brother I had a black-belt when he was 6 and I was 8.. I trained him - then one day I accidentally punched him in the nose when I said I could stop my fist in front of his face. He hasn't trusted me since. (I'm nearly 22)
one time i tricked this little 6 year old into thinking that if she took grass out of the ground she would wake up the evil aliens under the ground that want to eat off the faces of little girls and rule the world.
i once told a kid that the holes in the playground were from polar bears in the sky falling out of the clouds, and that was what thunder was. why? im not exactly sure..
i told a kid i was babysitting that whenever you hear the word, "nose" it means a big nose with lots of hair sticking out of it will come and sleep in the bottom of your bed and blow snot all over your face :)
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TheSmexxyDiva 1 day ago
I would do almost anything for a Klondike Bar! Also I love brie!
SuperPurpleCanadian 1 week ago
When my little cousin asked me when I would let her play on my ds, I told her when pigs fly. (It was supposed to be a joke.) But a little while later, she came and asked me: "Have pigs flown yet?" I felt so bad, so I got to a level where there WAS a flying pig and showed her the pig and gave her the ds so she could play.
Cherryblossomgirl131 1 week ago
i always thought that the pepper was the girl and the salt was the boy, at least that's how it is on blue's clues....
caubin7851 1 week ago
I told my little brother that if he went to school on friday that he could stay home on Monday witch was actuly presedents day.
lexi1080 1 week ago
I told my brother puberty was getting attacked by monkeys so i didn't have to explain it. He believed me until he watched "the video"
Pigfarts42 1 week ago
i know what your talking about.... with the salt and pepper me and my brother had a fight the peper is the girl and salt is the boy sorry guys
rachelsears234 1 week ago
I told this one little girl that every time she eat her boogies a fairy dies…… Just kidding…….. maybe…..
gusgirl227 2 weeks ago
the biggest lie i told was that santa wasnt real
kataklysmkitty 3 weeks ago
I have this aunt with some fingers that are missing (long story) and when ever my little sister sucks her thumb I tell her that that's how our aunt lost her fingers, she actually cried one time. And once my dad told her that she has five holes in her head, that one really gets her angry, like temper-tantrum-roll-on-the-floor-hit-innocent-bystanders angry.
guinafred 3 weeks ago
what is the easter bunny? boy or girl it has girly clothes but it tack like a boy
brhewes 4 weeks ago
we were playing baseball then a kid was in front of me, then i told her to go to the back because she'd get 3 bats....but she didn't. IM MEAN!!!
OJIBWEsAREintense 1 month ago
santas not reel
jaylon1016 1 month ago
whats nutmeg :/
jaylon1016 1 month ago
I told a kid that my cookies were vegetables... : /
ummm...I'm not very exciting...
haha.
TechnoGal185 1 month ago
THE WORLD IS GONNA END
Zhana0727 1 month ago
I havent told any little kid a lie but one of my best friends has. He told his little cousin to go chase the purple rhino that was flying across the sky. Of course there was no purple flying rhino he just wanted her to leave him alone!
mizgriffin 1 month ago
one time told this kinder gardener that was afrraid of the groud so she couldn't chase me.
MessageCaitlin13542 1 month ago
one time i told this kindergarden that santa and tooth fairy and other lies that they we're real
QUEENIEK20 1 month ago
all you have to do is ask blues clues.. it's mr salt and mrs pepper :)
IceyKitten 1 month ago
I told My lil bro that if He Pulled my hair Again I'd Ask the tooth Fairy to Give him My Granny's Dentures and...I'd Phone The Police and make him Do his Homework Yea!! its Good to be the Oldest ^_~ ~<3
ella1bella1coolio 1 month ago
If you don't stop, your going to bed
KorkieKitty 1 month ago
Once I like told my little brother that I just killed the potty monster and it wont hurt him or whatever.
876tyuh 1 month ago
I once told my little cousin that I loved math just as much as he did. Biggest lie ever.
musicislife4533 1 month ago
That Santa is actually real and that he watches you when you sleep (which if you think about it is extremely creepy. Santa must be a stalker)
singingislife18 2 months ago in playlist More videos from MeetZoe
I once told a girl my age Santa was real and that he brought me an iDoc she acts young 4 her age I act like I'm 14
NyanSarah 2 months ago
SALT IS A BOY AND PEPPER IS A GIRL, DUH!
QUACKGOESZEDUCK 2 months ago
i told a little girl that if she kept kissing the little boys in the class (she was in kindergarten the class i watched at lunch when i was in grd 6) that she will become really sick and her skin will turn yellow and then i showed her a pic that i had on my phone of my friend dressed up as lisa simpson for halloween... i wasnt allowed to watch the little kid classes anymore it was on my last day at that school any ways but still
crazyfroglova14 2 months ago
Once I told my little nephew (I hate lying) I said to him santa DOES exist and he had a crackpot theory that he didn't pfft anywho ok on with the story I said to him I Liked his salad. yup.
G400ification 2 months ago
once i told my little neighbor that if he did that, vampires would eat him while he sleeps. (i forget what he was doing though...)
TheXxawesomemehxX 2 months ago
i had to tell the little kids at this soccer camp that the stoekcling monster (our athletic director) would eat him if you ran in the gym and woke him up when we were supposed to be outside
mdsoccerluver 2 months ago
i told my niece when she wouldnt leave me alone in the middle of the night when i was trying to sleep that a giant hairy monster was attacking and tring too eat her mom (my sister, of coarse) and that she has to go save her before she gets eaten and so when she went running down the stairs i locked the door
puppypeeker1 2 months ago
heeeyyyyyy! my middle name is victoria YEAH!....so uhhhh yeah soo like bye.... i guess
puppypeeker1 2 months ago
I told my friend that every time you don't wash your hands a unicorn eats a human who lives by you! She is so gullible!!
unicornjake32 2 months ago
i told my little cousin that i would kill him and grabbed a butter knife and he started crying
nikolmircheva 2 months ago
I told my nephews that if they didn't go to bed that toby from paranormal activity three would come and eat them. They started crying and my brother got pissed off at me....:/ oh well haha
shutupitsmyopinion 2 months ago
I told my cousin that Buster Brown was the worst swear word, he's 6 or something and still believes it
Iwritestupidcomments 2 months ago
I told my sister the galink galink monster would eat her if she threw my phone at the wall again!
Hannahlovestosing1 2 months ago
girl, you are so white you almost blend into the background. XD
koolios4 2 months ago
I told a little girl that I was babysitting not to go outside because the evil octopus would suck her face off...it made her and all her brothers cry. Then to make up for it (because I felt REALLY bad) I said that if she did she just had to be careful because if she was the magical reindeer would save her...
TheAubreyisawesome 2 months ago in playlist More videos from MeetZoe
its a tie between boys have cooties so stop trying to kiss them and if you dont stop that i'll tell your mom you were the one who broke the vase not the dog!!! lol i babysit alot!!
supanerdychick 2 months ago
Oh my gawd. I told my childhood bff's little brothers that if they didn't bathe, their skin would turn rotten and fall off so they wouldn't have a wee-wee. They ran around screaming I DON'T WANNA BE A GIRLLLL XD
emanemanemanem 3 months ago
i told them santa is not real so they would stop crying
randomchick971 3 months ago
"Matthew,.... Babies come from the baby store!DUH!"........."NO WILL NOT TAKE YOU TO THE BABY STORE!".........."why?uhhh cuz it got eaten by a dragon"
I'm a good sister
EmilyTheStrange127 3 months ago
"Matthew!!!, you have to take a shower. because if you don't, dragons can find you by your smell!"
EmilyTheStrange127 3 months ago
i told my little bro if u suck ur fingers in his mouth that his teeth will go out of contrul and eat them so noe he doesnt suck his fingers
amms555666777 3 months ago
i told my sister that eating ice will make her fat to keep her hands out of the ice box in the freezer lol she doesnt even wash her hands! am i really that bad of a big brother? i mean come on.
vinosd773 3 months ago
my mom calls me nutmeg... O.e
missymegyn 3 months ago
probly that if they waste all the hot water in the shower and the water started to turn cold that they would melt down the drain.... and i never went with a cold shower again :)
loganisminecraft 3 months ago
the biggest lie i told a little kid was
"yes ,santas real"
justinef10 3 months ago
We have a pond in our back yard and my cousins came over and I told my 3 year old cousin that if he stuck his hand or finger in the pond a huge shark would come and bite it clean off. After that he ran away screaming and well, I got grounded.
0o0YahHoo0o0 3 months ago
That i told my cuzzin that santa hated her and she was such a bad girl and she would never get any presents~
jk
emohellokittysj 3 months ago
@emohellokittysj I've been told that
MichaelaSharp1 3 months ago
MY LITTLE SISTER WOULD ALWAYS BUG ME WHILE I'D MAKE MY VIDS SO WAT I WOULD TELL HER IS THAT IF SHE WOULD NOT STOP, THAT SANTA, THE EASTER BUNNY, AND THE TOOTH FAIRY WOULD STOP GIVING HER STUFF FOREVER!!!!!
TheLeolover4 3 months ago in playlist More videos from MeetZoe
Well i've never actually told a SUPER bad lie,but my sister used to tell me that chocolate timbits (tim hortons donutes) were made of poop,i didnt eat chocolate timbits till i turned 8
froo13 3 months ago
I told my sister I was a wizard just so that she would listen to me and she ways says, wow sister ur magic! And I am like look and say I made a castel but non wizards can't c it and she beloved me then again she's 5 but still it super cute how she says that
m5peeps 3 months ago
i told a little boy on Christmas eve that Santa clause lived on the moon and was a stalker and always watch's you when you sleep and he never sleeps. the little boy cryed for the rest of the night.
ampgirl12 3 months ago
I told a little boy that if he sucks on his hand or fingers they would fall off
funtasticfriends101 3 months ago
My big sister told me that if I stayed up to late on Christmas, then an elf would come in my room and steal me. True story
TheIceeGirls117 3 months ago
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picklesrcoolman2345 4 months ago
salt is a guy, pepper is a girl. blues clues <3
brightensabriya 4 months ago
Biggest lie that I told a kid was:
When adults open automatic doors like at grocery stores they are opening it with their mind. So when you approach the door make sure you visualize it opening or it won't open.
He believed me. Poor kid.
taylorstherapeutic 4 months ago
well... my mom used 2 tell me that popcorn kernels were called boobies so i went to school and i had a bag of popcorn and i got down to the kernels and i asked my friend if she wanted my boobies. my friend didn't like me anymore.
surelysavvy 4 months ago in playlist More videos from MeetZoe
i fake cry for my sister to get me something when im too lazy without even trying nd she does it..like the control was right in fron of my but i made her get it..shes done worse things to me so dont judge
emmalunajackson33 4 months ago 2
whould you dye your with kool-aid
TheZdanie 4 months ago
when you quote the people who comment on your videos and facebook, it sounds like you're mocking them (:
loveablelittlegymrat 4 months ago
i told a little cousin if u ate your buggers u wuld turn green
sexychic339 4 months ago
What would I do for a Klondike bar? I kill you.
RularoftheEarth 4 months ago
I told my little brother that if he kept digging in his nose for green gold , that he'd hit his brain and be stupid forever.
stephenfulcher 4 months ago
Once, I told my lil sis that our mom was a vampire (Cuz y mom was trying her fake vampire teeth on for halloween) She believed me.
Mega1belieber 4 months ago
** My
Mega1belieber 4 months ago
my mom told me when i was little= if u dont stop eating cookies ill turn into one....
unicornlover827 5 months ago
I have a twin sister and i still do this now, we would sit right next o ach other and say eithr we dont know each other or that she or i was an alien clone that copied my form and face and would suck their little childish baby brains out :D
Wowgirl52 5 months ago
Me and my friend convinced a little kid that she was turning into a mermaid.....
TheCdm4life 5 months ago
i told my friends neighbor that santa wanted to speak to her through the phone, but only with a special phone. I had that little girl talking to a skateboard for hours, while I stood behind a truck pretending to be santa. i also through in that she was naughty and was only getting pokemon, but little did i know she liked pokemon. its all good.
TakesTheChance2011 5 months ago
i told my boy friends little sister that if she didnt stay in the cart at walmart that the walmart floor monsters would come out and eat her cause they eat naughty children and dont like good ones and it was awesome.. until she had to pee and i had to carry her around cause she was scared and almost cried when i set her down..sooooo...yeaaa. :P
sexxiihobos05 6 months ago
I told my best friends cousin that in the park bathroom, that we were in, there was a trap door that led to a secret lair of awesomeness!! :)
aislingrox9 6 months ago
my big sis toldme tht there was monkeys in the celieng kuz i would go to marshalls and would ask her (hey linz, wut is in the celin kuz da tilesr out) and shed tellme tht and ide freak and oneday i ran out of the store screaming and my mom and her had to come and look for me untill 1 hour later ide be at frendlies
TheDarknothing 6 months ago
@TheDarknothing DO YOU FREAKING SPEAK FREAKING ENGLISH!!!!!!
livy423 4 months ago
I told a class of 2nd graders that if they didnt stop misbehaving the grinch would steal there christmas pressants
PopGoesBeautiful 6 months ago
my fren doesnt know wat "pissed off" means so i told her that it means very happy
quietjaddie13 6 months ago
Told my little brother that if he stayed up playing video games at night they would come to life and take him into the game where he will have only one life. He's in bed by 8pm most nights.
TurtleBlastingOG 6 months ago
me: Dont climb that tree!
kid:why?
me: well i wasnt going to tell you casue i thought i would scare you but there a spider in that tree. but its not just any spider its an evil spider named FRADERICK and it will eat u starting with you left big toe and will keep eating till only you right nostril is left and it will bring that nostril to its babies and feed it to them then those babies will be after you for the rest of your life
kid: i want to meet fraderick (falls out of tree)
ya...........
limelight22922 6 months ago
"Don't go into the basement!!!! There are Wah-Wahs in there!!" That's what all my family said to me, b/c my grandma's basement connected to the seweage lines...
OutOfDarkness4U 6 months ago
I'm married to Marvin the marvelous purple unicorn!!
sofiamejias18 6 months ago
I told mybaby cousin if he didnt sit down when he was eating dinner, some 3 headed clown would burst through the table and eat his butt.... needless to sa, he sat down... and te his vegetables
Madiblueee12 6 months ago
the biggest lie ive ever told a little kid is that on the radio avril lavigne was singing but it was really justin bieber (i did it cuz he hates jb but i <3 avril and he wanted me to turn it of DX LOL)
ilovefrankiestein 6 months ago
If u tell mom I will chop ur head off while ur sleeping! Haha gets her every time.....
grumpylady8003 6 months ago
get naked already
RustyTomato7 6 months ago
@RustyTomato7 perv
zeepychick365 6 months ago
@RustyTomato7 i hope youtube finds this comment and kicks you.
MichaelaSharp1 3 months ago
Biggest lie , Monsters are real & if you don't sit down & be quiet while I watch television they'll get you when you sleep.
xIloveMusickkx 6 months ago
chek out Crazy Hair Flipping By ME
Sweettpea28 6 months ago
where do you get all the cardboard for your videos?!?!?!
BeautyByTT 6 months ago
you sould tell us more about ur salf
123456puppylover 7 months ago
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that it they ever have sex before they are married that they would turn inside and there organs would just sit there in the inside or outside or whatever of there skin... sadly i am inside out now. lol jk i m not inside out
augustgilliam2 7 months ago
say my user name in your vid it is sarahandjojo89 plzzzzzz
sarahandjojo89 7 months ago
2:31 - 2:41
savyr101 7 months ago
um... ill told my princables son's after we watched lord of the rings, that if they tryed to get there vid-games that smegle would take them back and eat it and say "PREACOUSE PREACOUSE! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! Then he would eat there fingers... ya. i got suspendid after that...missed a test though :\
carter10paul10 7 months ago
I told my friends brother that if he told his parents that we were eating ice cream that a demon would come and take his whole family and his dog and leave him alone. XD
PonnieANDMiaGRAAL 7 months ago
i told my brother if you go swiming past 12:00 he would turn into a MERMAID Cl: he now hates swiming ;D
8Dpoptarts 7 months ago
MY brother always swallowed his gum so i told him if u keep swallowing your gum a gum-tree will grow out of your mouth and you will have to get surgery and wont be able to talk anymore. (never swallowed his gum again)
alexasw9 7 months ago
obviously salt is a girl cause i had a teacher called mrs salt so pepper is a boy but his not called mr pepper his called dr pepper :)
trix896 7 months ago 21
@trix896 Can't a woman be a Dr?
RularoftheEarth 4 months ago
@RularoftheEarth yes... :\ just killed my comment
trix896 4 months ago
@trix896 Eh still.... I think that Salt is a girl, and it seems like it doesn't have Cooties... ;) And Pepper a guy, because it seems like it DOES have cooties... :)
RularoftheEarth 4 months ago
@RularoftheEarth all that just to agree with me haha :L
trix896 4 months ago
i told a little girl that orange juice was apple juice even though she said she was allergic good thing she was lying
ijustine5 7 months ago
I told a little boy that a 10 hp pokemon was better than a 150 hp pokemon but I was nice to trade back it back 2 weeks later!
littlelou1231 7 months ago
I told my brother that he was adopted and we got him from planet Zenon which isnt even a planet and for a while he started to believe it hahaha
littledebbie55 7 months ago
Lol in Blues clues salt's a guy and pepper's a girl XD
runaway788 7 months ago 21
of course pepper is female and salt is male! dont you guys watch blues clues?
oldsoul4475 7 months ago 2
i told a little girl at camp that i had a unicorn
3vegas 7 months ago
i told a little girl at camp that i had a unicorn and that it farts rainbows
3vegas 7 months ago
I told my little brother that every time he says a bad word that god crys blood
TheMasterm773 7 months ago
i told my brother if he goes outside without wearing shoes the ground would eat his feet xD
lexidi321 7 months ago
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Don't do that or you will die..... She stopped ^_^
valerym10 7 months ago
hella funny....i just subbed you
FamilyFirstJ 7 months ago
I told my sister that if she ate watermelon seeds a watermelon would grow on her stomach..lol she never ate a watermelon until she was 11.
christopher1barrera 7 months ago
Are you single Zoe??
christopher1barrera 7 months ago
I told my little sister there was a monster in the shower drain so I could get more warm water.
bubblegumtwixy 7 months ago
Once, I convinced my little sister that a Gazelle was a pink with purple polk-a-dotted deer with ram horns who loved Brussels sprouts and hated cookie dough, so if she wanted to be a Gazelle, she couldn't eat cookie dough. She believed my description, but not the cookie dough/Brussels sprout art...
ChIbiChImEs 7 months ago
i once told my cousin while corn on the cob is grown frozen corn and canned corn was from pigs teeth,...she didn't eat frozen corn for awhile......I also hate fruit at the bottom yogurt...WHATS ITS DEA!!!??????
LanternLiz 7 months ago
salt is a girl because a girl would wear white on her wedding day pepper is a boy because a male would wear black on his wedding day..
0o0o0SongsByMe0o0o0 7 months ago 2
when i was a kid, by brother told me i was adopted...and i believed him for most of my life...haha
BeingLiezl 7 months ago
ha ha, i think hagen daaz is better then klondike...... :D
MsSoccergirlie11 7 months ago
Santa claus
strawberrygirl70 7 months ago
i told my niece that if she didnt flush the toilet a monster would come out and flush HER down the toilet. the next day she forgot.......
kcisme144 7 months ago
i told a kindergarten kid that the paint on the wall is actually good for your eyes and he did put it in his eyes. luckily everything turned out fine...
nhocm3music 7 months ago
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i remember that 1 time, that i just finished 1st grade and that summer, i had to spend the whole summer in kindergarten. in nap time, i told a kid that the paint on the wall could actually be good and healthy for your eyes, so i convinced him to take that one piece of paint and put in his eyes
nhocm3music 7 months ago
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i remember that 1 time, that i just finished 1st grade and that summer, i had to spend the whole summer in kindergarten. in nap time, i told a kid that the paint on the wall could actually be good and healthy for your eyes, so i convinced him to take that one piece of paint and put in his eyes
nhocm3music 7 months ago
i remember that 1 time, that i just finished 1st grade and that summer, i had to spend the whole summer in kindergarten. in nap time, i told a kid that the paint on the wall could actually be good and healthy for your eyes, so i convinced him to take that one piece of paint and put in his eyes xD
nhocm3music 7 months ago
@nhocm3music spam much
Yourman90 7 months ago
i tell my little sister that i know santa clauses number if she is being a brat and she tells me no you dont have his number and i take the pone and say wanna bet and she says fine and i just start dialing 000000000000
123hannahbree 7 months ago
its funny because my uncle andy died this year june 28, the day you posted this. :\
haileerose123 7 months ago
i remember telling a little girl that if you stood out in the garden and didn't blink then you would see a fairy. because when you blink, the fairies shoot past your eyes:)
ninisrose 7 months ago
oh man this is soooooooooooooo the product of some terrible focus group hahahahaha. embarrassing. "quirky is in! kids love quirky!"
bobfrompikecreek 7 months ago
1:34 to 1:48 = That's What He Said
Kowdbuff 7 months ago
I tell my little brother that I'm calling Santa Claus if he's being bad and spilling cereal everywhere...or gnawing on things...or trying to rip the cat limb from limb...
xD8l 7 months ago
OMG!! my sister and I had arguments about the salt and pepper too! I thought the salt was a girl and the pepper was a boy, but she thought the opposite. We eventually agreed that the pepper was a girl and the salt was a boy because that's how it is on Blue's Clues.
xD8l 7 months ago
hey you have improved the internet, thanks
themoney4160 7 months ago
1:35 to 1:47 : that's what he said.
Kowdbuff 7 months ago
it wasn't to get them to do anything but the kindergarteners at school said whats in you hair and i said a feather and then i said one day they just grew in my hair and now im half bird they didnt come near me any more
KarlyKolodziejski 7 months ago
i was talking to my older cuzin while my younger one was in the room about what our parents got us for christmas.... he asked what about santa so we told him that santa delivers the presents to our parents and they put them under the tree
MrDenisPC 7 months ago
i've told a kid redbull gives u wings.
Queenartprincess 7 months ago
I didn't say this but a friend did, kinda! Her parents told them that a dirty room atracted an invisible man that would eat them, and that you knew he was coming if you herd the clang of pots and pans. So when they had to go clean there room, there parents would stand at the bottom of the stairs and hit pans with spoons and stuff... x^D
bluecolors47 7 months ago
I remember in the fourth grade my teacher asked me where our class pet lizard went (it was more of an open question to the whole class i guess) and I told her it died so I threw it away and that the janitor picked up the trash before lunch..............
So my pet lizard wants to say hi guys---
bloodyanarchyonline 7 months ago
I've heard that phrase - "What would you do for a Klondike bar" so many times but I've never actually seen one or tasted one so I googled it... I really want one now!
McCarthyRulez 7 months ago
i have a black clothing item just like that!!!!
weimhugger7 7 months ago
zoe im actually so excitied that you used my question you kind of just made my day i havent watched your new vlogs lately and i just decided to watch it today and you answered my question...... good answer btw and my siblings and i fought about alot of stupid things like the show the telitubies we could never figure out if they were boys or girls either but no we did not fight about nutmeg
bobthebuilder0394 7 months ago
salt is a girl and pepper is a boy.... one time i told a little kid I liked his overalls..............
Mikaylers13 7 months ago
I told my sister that if she ate too many sweets than her stomach would pop open and then she would have to go to the doctor to get it closed.
MultiActress101 8 months ago
i once had to babysit this kid and there was a cliff that was about 10 feet tall over soft like grass and the kid wanted to go jump off of it so i saw these red little bugs on them and i told the kid that "if you touch the red bugs or go near them, they will automatically kill you." the next day the kid told its mum.
Bubblegumoriginal 8 months ago
when i was little, i told my friend that i could speak dog and started "talking" to my pet while telling her what the dog was saying.
104musiclover 8 months ago
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when i was little i told my friend that i could speak dog and started "talking" to my pet while telling her what the dog said.
104musiclover 8 months ago
i was aways told by my parents when i was little that cracking your nuckels was bad for me and its so not....lol...if you stretch you hands properly you naturally crack your nuckels to do so.....all that sound is air bubbles poping in the join....lol.....when i found this out i then asked my mom why she told me it was bad for me.....she then said she didn't like the sound that it made....
TheKv87 8 months ago
cheese isGROSS.. go vegan!
KrisMTL 8 months ago
I told a couple kids that the cake was a lie.
rockja6868 8 months ago
Pepper is actually female.
And salt is male.
zooeymast 8 months ago
i told my friends little brother that the reason you get brainfreeze is because you dont eat it fast enough
irocyoursoxoff 8 months ago
her legs like disaperd in the white screen no offence
caseyj34 8 months ago
the biggest lie i ever told little kids is that sasquatch will eat you. well i was babysitting little kids and i was so tired and they all wanted to go outside and it was after dinner and i said that sasquatch would come out of the woods and eat them because he could smell food on them they got sooo scared and ran and locked all the doors then ran to the bed and made a fort to hide in!!! and i never babysat those kids again!!! ahh good times...
misslexielu22 8 months ago
Salt is a girl and Pepper is a boy
Mikaylers13 8 months ago
Me and my cousin told my lil sister that our fidgerater had a monster n side it . n thats who ate all her halloween candy.. also that our whole family were aliens and everyone in the family went along w/ it even my great uncle and to thi day she thinks were aliens and were really diff colours under our skin. Girls in the family were purple and The Males were greens
lex15500 8 months ago
When I was baby-sitting the kids where spraying frebreeze every where and it was hard to breathe so I told them that if they use up the whole can that the sky would turn gray and that summer would never come again and school would never have a summer break! It totally worked! :P
unicornslayer1000 8 months ago
i was babysitting and i didnt have my purse so i hid a tampon in my shoe. of course the kid knocks over the shoe and the tampon falls out. she asks what it was that i kept insisde my shoe...i said it was air freshener for shoes.
missbrooksy95 8 months ago
I'm lactose intolerant.. so I don't want a Klondike bar. Wait.. no - that was true. A lie? I used to tell me little brother I had a black-belt when he was 6 and I was 8.. I trained him - then one day I accidentally punched him in the nose when I said I could stop my fist in front of his face. He hasn't trusted me since. (I'm nearly 22)
EvanJStern 8 months ago
one time i tricked this little 6 year old into thinking that if she took grass out of the ground she would wake up the evil aliens under the ground that want to eat off the faces of little girls and rule the world.
cowcowcleo 8 months ago
The salt and pepper hugging guys in the picture for the video .. I have those (:
... I don't want to BOAST or anything ...
laurenbogart 8 months ago
i once told a kid that the holes in the playground were from polar bears in the sky falling out of the clouds, and that was what thunder was. why? im not exactly sure..
kraziiduck 8 months ago
i told a kid i was babysitting that whenever you hear the word, "nose" it means a big nose with lots of hair sticking out of it will come and sleep in the bottom of your bed and blow snot all over your face :)
smsinger1989 8 months ago
I remember Blue Clues.. It was Mr. Salt, Mrs. Pepper, Peprica was their little girl and Cinnamon was their son.
kaitlynelizabethxo 8 months ago