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  • i love Fozzie Bear and Fozzie Bear loves me!!!:D

  • This shit is pissin me off !!! Waka Flack Flame picked a great Medallion, he remind me exactly of Fozzie Bear Dumb ass!

  • I don't fly in my soup joke, because it really happened to me at home, 6-7 years ago

  • Go Fozzie!

  • I have to play has character Fozziwig in the Muppets Christmas Carol at my drama :)

  • In the words of Simpson's Comic Book Guy...

    BEST...MUPPET...EVER

  • This time for Africa.

    ...Waka Waka!

  • I love the muppets but does anyone else find those two little kid muppets creepy?

  • lol just kidding

  • if this is what he does best, id hate to think what he does worst WAKA WAKA

  • WAKA WAKA! I used to watch this show, he was always my favorite!

  • These jokes can take a walka walka

  • Waaaaaait, how did I get here?

  • Waka Flocka Flame! Squad!!!!!

  • SOMEONE THROW A TOMATO AT FOZZIE BEAR LOL

  • ha waka waka!

  • Waka waka, who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

  • "They may have been unbearable but I still loved your jokes"

  • so corny lmao i love you fozzie bear

  • and this is just one more reason why a towel is the most useful item in the world

  • You have to feel sorry for Fozzie. He's trying so hard and he really belives in him self but he really isn't funny.

  • What's this from?

  • @Nanaman12345 It was a VHS from the early 90s; I had it as a child.

  • @mpc516 1988.

  • Best fedora ever

  • fozzy is my favorite

  • i love fozzy bear

  • @2:48 it looks like fozzie is getting peckeled. get it? waka waka.

    (its like heckeled, except that chickens peck, so peckeled).

  • lmfao none of his jokes are funny... which is why he's funny. hahahahahahaha <3 fozzie bear.

  • why can"t fozzie bear work at the chinese restaurant?

    b/c he keeps getting fur in the wok-a wok-a wok-a

  • Boooooo!!!

    (Throws a tomato)

  • @monse1232 his name is animal

  • whats the name of the muppet drummer?????! he's the SHIT

  • 10 people aren't as funny as Fozzie Bear! Wocka Wocka!

  • Wocka Wocka Versus Mahna Mahna

  • a thug man came up with the name waka waka. but i love waka flocka though

  • MAD was right....Fozzie bear's jokes SUCK!!!

  • WAka waka!

  • 1:00 i shot myself at that point

  • well i know what jokes im telling at the next party i go to!

  • WAKA WAKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

  • What show was this from? This is not the Muppet show.......

  • BRIIIIIIICKKKKSQUUUUUUUAAAAAAA­AAD

    

  • If someone ever tells me "you're as funny as Fozzie Bear" I'll punch him in the nuts

  • @FoolyCoolyMabase You are as funny as Fozzie Bear!

  • @HBNichols13 PUNCH IN THE NUTS, TEXT EDITION!!!

    At least act like you're in pain, you're gonna make me look bad if you don't

  • Sure beat most real stand-up´ers now a days .-)

  • You should be ashamed if this rapped brought you here.

  • I GO HARD IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN PAINT NIGGA

  • @GangsterFart1 Jim Henson's The Muppit Show

  • Waka Waka

  • Lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Waka my what

  • Waka Flocka has a $100,000 replica FozzieBear Chain....

  • @TheBackBoardBreakers i think is more than 100,000 lol

  • Waka ... Waka .. Wakaaaaaaaaaa

    FOZZIEEEE

  • Wanka wanka!

  • Eight people aren't very good joke tellers.

  • POW POW POW POW POW WAKA!!

  • LMAO i dont know why i am watching this im so bored lol anyway i used to love the muppets when i was little :) lol

  • Fuck waka flocka flames.

  • hahahahhaha the waka flocka flame comments killed me hahhahaha

    POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW

  • OHLEHDOIT!!!!!

  • Wakka wakka

  • haha lol, my nick name is Fozzybear!

  • BRICK SQUAD!!!!!!!

    

  • 4 people really suck at life.

  • POW POW POW POW POW POW POW!!!

  • Sometimes it's hard to be a comedic bear, but he is cute....

  • YOU SUCK FOZZIE!!!

  • @741986paulallen

    Grrrrrr! my nick name is fozzybear lol. xD

  • Fozzie is racist against Elephants

  • @aoinatafanboy84

    Try again, Elephants aren't a race, they're a species of animal.

  • @freakboy50 Well if that were true, then Miss Piggy wouldn't have any reason at all to take offensive to the slanderous nature of the word 'Pig'. Yet, she does slap anyone when they say something bad about Pigs. To Muppets their species is a race distinction so yeah I repeat "Fozzie is racist against Elephants".

  • i love that big monster

    what do you say to a 3 headed monster?

    BEHHHH

    what do you say to a blue monster

    BEH

  • 2:37 Damn. I knew i shouldn't have banged BoxMan

  • WAKA FUCKING WAKA

  • WAKA FLOCKA FLAMES!!!..BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW!!!!

  • See what the muppets did for rap?

    WAKA FLOCKA FLAME!

  • Pretty soon Carlos Mencia will be stealing these jokes.

  • BBBBRRRIIIICCCKKSSSQQQUUUUAAAD­DDD

  • the monster with the horns would give me nightmares if i was still little o_o

  • WAKA WAKA MOTHA FOCKA

  • Fozzie one hood ass nigga.

  • waka waka!

    POW POW POW POW POW

    FLOOOOOOOCKA FLOOOOOOOOOOCKA

  • waka flocka <----- a funny ass joke

  • @xcoletrain83x He IS a joke.

  • wakka flocckka suckks

  • ironically fozzy says waka but animal looks like waka flocka

  • the monster jokes were funny as hell!!!

  • the layer cake joke was kinda dirty.

  • Gay squad if waka flocka brought you here thumbs up if you watch the muppets as a kid on disney channel

  • I want this bear to tell jokes at my funeral!

  • 0:50 you are funny!

    priceless

  • thumbs up if waka flocka flame brought you here lol

  • @terrell5159 Worst rapper ever.

  • @terrell5159 I SWEAR I JUST TOLD MY DAUGHTER ABOUT THIS AND BROUGHT HER HERE TO SHOW HER! LML

  • WAKA WAKA FLOCKA FLAME

  • BBBBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­RRRRRRRRCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK SSSSSSQQQQQUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAD­DDDDDDDDD

  • WAKA WAKA WAKA

  • WAKA WAKAok

  • BRICK SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

  • BRICK SQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!1

  • thumbs up if ray william johnson encouraged you to come here

  • *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* !!!!

  • WAKA FLOCKA lol

  • @bass109 preach it man!!!!!!!

  • they are fukin shit

  • Fozzie go hard in da paint

  • BY THE BIG E ON HIS PAJAMAS!!!

  • Waka waka waka waka FLOCKa waka flocka flocka floca.....waka....flacka FLAME!!!! Briiiiick squad

  • this time for Africa!!!

  • "What Did The Chicken Say When It Laid A Square Egg? It Said OUCH! " WTF ROFL

  • Waka Waka Waka Waka!!! Poor Fozzie!!

  • What time was it when the elephant sat on the fence?

  • FLOCKA!

  • @Charliedastoopid OH LETS DO IT! 

  • @Bleu098 lol haha

  • "waka waka"-pacman on fozzie bear

  • its supposed to be retarded rite?

  • LOOK AT THIS RETARD " who is pac-man" bitch lives under a rock. waka waka waka

  • Does he say " Because he was tired of working for penis " ?

    Loool

  • @MrSkateQatar XD I heard it!

  • 'PEANUTS' not 'penis'

  • Where are Statler and Woldorf when you need em?

  • @instamaticone What year was this?

  • FOOTPRINTS IN THE PEANUT BUTTER

    BY THE E ON HIS PJ's PRICELESS!

  • Waka waka, who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

  • Family guy :DD

  • @Spongies06 so original! You thought of that all by yourself, didn't you!?

    Right, right?

  • @Spongies06 haha your as funny as fozzie bear

  • @Spongies06 waka floca

  • I haven't seen this VHS tape anywhere in years! Thanks for posting this!

  • in german his name means vagina

    but you must pronounce it a bit different

  • what does

  • Waka waka waka! Love the Fozz.

  • 1:45 waka waka! oh boy oh boy funny quote

  • waka waka

    pacman was here

  • @thechickenalvarez "PacMan"? WTF?

  • pacman does the waca waca as well

  • @thechickenalvarez who the h*** is "PacMan"? What are you talking about?

  • u r stupid

  • @thechickenalvarez u r gay.

  • WAKA FLOCKA FLAMES

  • @WilliedaMonsta that's how that rapper came up with his name. By watching way too much Fozzie Bear's jokes. LOL

  • @WilliedaMonsta there's no "s" on the "FLAME"

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