Well, some of the women on here sounded like they weren't buying it, but at least u let us know that u definitely have mastered pleasuring any cock that u encounter no matter the shape or size or any of that. Good for you cockmaster, go get em tiger!
That's pretty impressive! You are certainly digging deep. I thought this video made so much sense to me. I remember the days of sex ed, although the idea is more constructed here.
Ian, are you aware of how painful childbirth would be if the "G spot" actually existed? Your penis plays little if any role in female orgasm. This is a porn invented myth to make it look like women are actually having fun (cause if she pays any attention to herself, he'll probably be nearly as offputting as his "sex face" is to her).
The audio is very low, I had a difficult time hearing what was said with the audio on my computer turned all the way up and the volume control on the video all the way up.
One more thing I wanted to say about you. I first found your vids back in 2007 and loved how you were so open, truthful, intensely passionate about the things you discussed/vlogged about, but most of all how flawed you were!
Sometimes a person's flaws make them all the more human and thus relatable. You were also curiously attractive back when I thought I was straight. But wow, you've matured wonderfully as a person.
You were clearly on a path of discovery (the series you did on sexual...
..orientation, specifically your own blew my mind with its candid openness and how you weren't bound by the judgement or reaction of your audience) in life, and I too was on that path. I don't know what's in your head now, but you seem to have found a lot of the truth you were looking for. I found most of that Truth this year and last, and so it's great to see somebody else who appears to be making sense of this whole 'life' thing. Growth is a beautiful thing.
I really like this vid because it's just real. Info people can actually use minus the bullshit we (as societies) tend to surround sex with. Commenter lacie said here about wanting to share it on FB because it'd be so inappropriate. I get that, but I wish it wasn't inappropriate. If you have a heartbeat you probably have a sex drive, so it's great when people don't beat around the bush (sorry) and just talk about it. Seems like society generally is stuck in adolescence when it comes to sexuality.
i cant stop laughing at how philosophical you get, eyes glazing over as you contemplate what you've said. LOL. you make it sound like it's all about the guy when it comes to pleasuring the girl, like she has no involvement. when i breathe on my gf's neck, she creams and/or sprays milk and shudders. was that a g-spot?
This video had all 4 Seinfeld characters into one: you had Kramer's hair, Seinfeld's humor, Elaine's pervertiveness, and George's thinking he actually knows about sex. Well, George's move was the twist and evidently your move is the pelvic press. I wonder if a women could survive the combination of the two?!?
Very interesting discussion! And someday I hope you'll get to put some of these theories into practice. Well...except for that bit about how to give a guy a handjob. At first I wondered how you knew so much about both cut and uncut-penii. But I suspect you have mucho experiencio with the handjob/blowjob aspect of sex.
Hahahaha You are awesome Ian! I clicked on it think what the heck is this going to be...? And then you have your hair all crazy... this is going to be good.
@IanCrossland G'day... Hi Rosie ! Brace y'self... Ah, Yes, Grasshopper ;Very Good, but did y' not notice that IT'S WHAT THEY ARE LIKE, BETWEEN FUCKS, THAT COUNTS...!? Ponder the angle, of that dangle. When I were y'r age, I thought I'd invented the multiple Female Deep Vaginal Orgasm (Ego !). Please, search 'The Long Run - Abridged', for my rant regarding Promiscuity.... I polished it so long it finished up in Sextuplets, so ; enjoy...
So the penis goes in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out?
creepy old men subscribe to you..
redwild43 1 month ago
Why am I watching this at 2:15 am on a Friday night?
theRoseofmyheart 1 month ago in playlist More videos from IanCrossland
@theRoseofmyheart I'm going to take that as a rhetorical question...
TheMercilessEye 1 month ago
GOURANGA!
MasterJimmy2000 1 month ago
Well, some of the women on here sounded like they weren't buying it, but at least u let us know that u definitely have mastered pleasuring any cock that u encounter no matter the shape or size or any of that. Good for you cockmaster, go get em tiger!
mrjayhg 1 month ago
fuck off gay boi!
m1dnightshow 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
The beginning part was so funny! Ian had his eyes rotating as he was saying "Hi". Then he said "I wanted to make a video about sex."
jhirzel88 2 months ago
@jhirzel88 fa real lmao
DiSoBayish41Feva 1 month ago
That's pretty impressive! You are certainly digging deep. I thought this video made so much sense to me. I remember the days of sex ed, although the idea is more constructed here.
jhirzel88 2 months ago
Ian, are you aware of how painful childbirth would be if the "G spot" actually existed? Your penis plays little if any role in female orgasm. This is a porn invented myth to make it look like women are actually having fun (cause if she pays any attention to herself, he'll probably be nearly as offputting as his "sex face" is to her).
MsOobii 2 months ago
Harder and faster is not better?
I'm a woman and I can attest to that statement being 100% BULLSHIT.
blahblahblahman 3 months ago
u r 2 sexii omg i wnt 2 4nicate wit u i h<3pe u understnd!
ShineeeLuv 3 months ago
Excellent use of the word refuse' !
420Pablojuana 3 months ago
WTF?!
butternut86 3 months ago
Is that a sock on the right?
De22Lano 3 months ago 3
Officially gobsmacked ova heah. Thankyou sir and a good evening to you.
Projection1234 3 months ago
Dude it's fucking intense
bulafritz 3 months ago
that was great. i'm going to fuck my girlfriend better now.
YouAre256ColoursToo 3 months ago 2
The audio is very low, I had a difficult time hearing what was said with the audio on my computer turned all the way up and the volume control on the video all the way up.
Greywolf3 3 months ago
If you google images "Lloyd Bridegs glue" you will see what I see looking at your hair.
eBe4IXcept 3 months ago
hey ian! watch the short film on my channel!
techriot 3 months ago
. . . . . . . . . . . . .mmmk
ItsJustJasmine 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I just like it and favorite this :)
Alexander1358 3 months ago
One more thing I wanted to say about you. I first found your vids back in 2007 and loved how you were so open, truthful, intensely passionate about the things you discussed/vlogged about, but most of all how flawed you were!
Sometimes a person's flaws make them all the more human and thus relatable. You were also curiously attractive back when I thought I was straight. But wow, you've matured wonderfully as a person.
You were clearly on a path of discovery (the series you did on sexual...
ViolentRiC 3 months ago
..orientation, specifically your own blew my mind with its candid openness and how you weren't bound by the judgement or reaction of your audience) in life, and I too was on that path. I don't know what's in your head now, but you seem to have found a lot of the truth you were looking for. I found most of that Truth this year and last, and so it's great to see somebody else who appears to be making sense of this whole 'life' thing. Growth is a beautiful thing.
Also, you have very cool hair.
ViolentRiC 3 months ago
I really like this vid because it's just real. Info people can actually use minus the bullshit we (as societies) tend to surround sex with. Commenter lacie said here about wanting to share it on FB because it'd be so inappropriate. I get that, but I wish it wasn't inappropriate. If you have a heartbeat you probably have a sex drive, so it's great when people don't beat around the bush (sorry) and just talk about it. Seems like society generally is stuck in adolescence when it comes to sexuality.
ViolentRiC 3 months ago
i cant stop laughing at how philosophical you get, eyes glazing over as you contemplate what you've said. LOL. you make it sound like it's all about the guy when it comes to pleasuring the girl, like she has no involvement. when i breathe on my gf's neck, she creams and/or sprays milk and shudders. was that a g-spot?
jeremyfinch 3 months ago
@jeremyfinch No but the gspot will make girls squirt like a sprinkler.
MoGimp 3 months ago
Thanks for clarifying 'when you're fucking a girl' - you had me wondering there for second what you meant :p - not.
flaze3 3 months ago
i like how your so open about stuff sometimes, it's like your like hmm im just gonna talk about this *thumbs up*
blc341 3 months ago
This video had all 4 Seinfeld characters into one: you had Kramer's hair, Seinfeld's humor, Elaine's pervertiveness, and George's thinking he actually knows about sex. Well, George's move was the twist and evidently your move is the pelvic press. I wonder if a women could survive the combination of the two?!?
mightybuffoon 3 months ago 4
I wanted to watch this but couldn't get past the hair.
MisterDoodyHead 3 months ago 16
I love that when he comes to "oral sex, going down on a girl" he pauses and stares into space looking very much distressed, traumatic flashbacks? :D
Frutti87 3 months ago
@Frutti87 lmao
DiSoBayish41Feva 1 month ago
you look sleepy..or maybe..hmm
bitchimastartv 3 months ago
If you ever have children perhaps you should save this video for "The Talk".
Otherwise, hmmm.....I think the internet knows how to fuck.
~ciao
mrblisterfist 3 months ago
thanks for the great Video and advice Ian
Hugs
mike2327 3 months ago
Funny you should know how to please both but and uncut peni.....
RDJim 3 months ago
not about sex, you just know alot about jerkin guys off
DubStepEdition 3 months ago 15
i could barley hear you maybe your too far from your mic.
masterbearar 3 months ago
this is funny to me but its true :3
AnemicLeader 3 months ago
You didn't talk about the clit, but I'm not that upset. You should read 'Cunt' by Inga Muscio. Everyone should.
swazzleberry 3 months ago
Part of me wants to share this on facebook because of how inappropriate it would be :)
lacievlogs 3 months ago 4
Too much time on your hands............?
giaco44094 3 months ago
LMAAAAO!
paintandillustrate 3 months ago
Very interesting discussion! And someday I hope you'll get to put some of these theories into practice. Well...except for that bit about how to give a guy a handjob. At first I wondered how you knew so much about both cut and uncut-penii. But I suspect you have mucho experiencio with the handjob/blowjob aspect of sex.
flyboy1100 3 months ago
Hahahaha You are awesome Ian! I clicked on it think what the heck is this going to be...? And then you have your hair all crazy... this is going to be good.
rayofminneapolis 3 months ago
@rayofminneapolis It really helps if your cock has a natural upward curve to it. Hits the G spot!
rayofminneapolis 3 months ago
There ya go. Finally you're talking about something you understand.
eBe4IXcept 3 months ago
the clitoris is so much more important than guys think!!
utopiachild71 3 months ago 4
Rockers NOT mockers LOL
stillooking9696 3 months ago
@theRoseofmyheart
@IanCrossland G'day... Hi Rosie ! Brace y'self... Ah, Yes, Grasshopper ;Very Good, but did y' not notice that IT'S WHAT THEY ARE LIKE, BETWEEN FUCKS, THAT COUNTS...!? Ponder the angle, of that dangle. When I were y'r age, I thought I'd invented the multiple Female Deep Vaginal Orgasm (Ego !). Please, search 'The Long Run - Abridged', for my rant regarding Promiscuity.... I polished it so long it finished up in Sextuplets, so ; enjoy...
Ciao..!
WarblesOnALot 3 months ago
Ian. The WHOLE body is a G-Spot, lol.
MeanBlackDude 3 months ago
Ian....it's ALWAYS about POUND TOWN!
MeanBlackDude 3 months ago
Ian, you look as if you just had some EPIC sex, lol.
MeanBlackDude 3 months ago
Thank you Dr. Ruth.
RONDOC68 3 months ago
penis goes inside of vagina? that's so helpful - no wonder i've been getting nowhere with this!! thanks bro.
WeirdUniverse 3 months ago
So the penis goes in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out and then in and then out?
Charlesdance 3 months ago
I think im only gona read the title and info for this one.
captcaveman4201 3 months ago
oh my.......
theRoseofmyheart 3 months ago