Vintage McDonalds Commercial 1980

[torylivingston]

Press 6 and it sounds like she has a pet name for him.

[akronflakesout]

All fun and games till ronald cracked that one eye open and said "And milk and juice, too?", followed by that smile...that damn, lifeless smile. I'll never sleep again.

[OnEbayNow]

So Ronald McDonald sleeps in the park like a bum?

[mikeyfazed]

Terrifying!



[MattTheSaiyan]

I wish I had a clock that big. That big clock is awesome.

[UpcomingJedi]

That clown looks like he IS a black guy. I KNEW something was different about him one day!

[Taylor5192]

Not To Be RUDE The "Clown" Sounds Like A Black Guy...

[funnytommy10]

i only like this cause it's creepy :D

[StopSocialismUSA]

my left ear enjoyed this.

[rickewjr]

Is it me or did this Ronald have African American facial features?

[SEXTEE9R]

BIRDIE LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS HER FIX BRIGHT AND EARLY....

[fddsqrnm44211]

crack kills.

[z0oo0a]

He makes me afraid !!!!!

[ValisHD]

Stupid Feather bird B&$#$%* - Avgn

[JonathanTheSmex]

@ValisHD FFFFF YEAH AVGN :D

[ValisHD]

@JonathanTheSmex yep!

[ValisHD]

Stupid Feather bird B&$#$%* - Avgn

[madgang201]

Is Birdie blind or something cause those eyes are really creeping me out.

[darklordixor]

Damn ronald stole the hamburgerler's profession. Knew it a was a black man from his facial structure.

[Smartboy8877]

@darklordixor

Where do you come to Ronald having stole the Hamburgerler's job?

[catolog96]

Apparently Birdie is the only one who cares enough to wake Ronald up each day

[franzchick66]

dead eyes! ah!

[jayMaze5]

I remember that god damn bird haha classic

[Booze129]

Those were spooky times

[pauljames00]

so fucking good mmm....

[sensrok30]

I guess that early bird must like having "sausages"! hahahahahaha!

[sensrok30]

you know what? i hate these crappy mcdonalds commercials. i've been home all day and i haven't even had a freaking breakfast, so these crappy commercials are making me hungry!

[Smartboy8877]

I just read the two highest rated comments and was very amused! You Tube is chuck full of members with great senses of humor!

[WebVMan]

Somehow the Ronald from the mid to late 80s and the early 90s Ronalds were the only ones that don't creep me out. I even got to meet one of them on stage at school. The early ones look creepier and sound like they do bad voice dubbing while the new ones push for healthy food way too much.

[Smartboy8877]

@WebVMan

Well, I am very happy that you were able to find a happy medium somewhere in there!

[jimrundown]

If Ronald sleeps in the woods, I'm even more freaked out about him. This dude has freaked me out for 35 years. It's like a horror movie.

[bradgotch]

Ronald is a creep.

[Smartboy8877]

@bradgotch

What about Ronald makes him a creep?

[bradgotch]

@Smartboy8877 Your a creep for asking.

[Smartboy8877]

@bradgotch

Not the most creative come-back in the world! But I guess that we cannot expect everyone to be Winston Churchell now can we!

[RayRoark2009]

Breakfast from mcdonalds, a part of a unhealthy breakfast. Ronald mcdonald approved.

[CanadianFan]

Ronald has a caffine sugar high at McDonalds (from their breakfast)

[SimicNakMachine]

8 people dont like breakfast XD

[skopserman]

ese payaso da mas miedo que eso

[RayRoark2009]

@Cuteblondie1972 He probably does, I agree

[akmoyer17]

ronald was black...wtf?

[RayRoark2009]

ronald mcdonald had to put his house up for a Mccloser

[RayRoark2009]

By the way, Ronald Mcdonald said "breakfast from mcdonalds can help you get off the ground" I thought breakfast from mcdonalds makes you sag to the ground cause it makes you fat.

[RayRoark2009]

0:28-0:32 Ronald mcdonald sounded like count dracula and his face reminded me of him to.

[Marchant2]

The real reason Ronald shot out of bed is because he thought that creature was going to climb in with him.

[MattTheSaiyan]

I love commercials like this, with sets like that.

[RayRoark2009]

Ronald looks like a damn zombie. "Zombie Mcdonald" Hahaha

[Rompcom]

How does he masturbate with his bed outside where everyone can see?

[lowaces]

birdie is a traitor to all the other chickens

[puttputtkid]

birdies eyes dont blink O-O

[ItsAFirefightBuffalo]

apparently it gets you high

[twister444]

she's acting like marge and one more thing she crashed and she uses a tumpet to play eddie grant's song electric avenue.she's is an idoit.

[HaydnRamone]

Reezy McDeezy my nigga.

[tommytazz2]

the old commercails like the mario one make me sad becuse i wish i had that toy the commercails were good and the toys were good now the toys are like the 1800 toys lol

[waefuk1]

who plays ronald in this commercial?

[Rompcom]

@waefuk1 - Ben Kingsley

[Rompcom]

@waefuk1 - Sydney Pointier

[wono1915]

0.26 thought he was dead

[ZivWar]

I'm about 99%.... 98% Sure that Ronald is Black in this

[MalfoysMuppetMates]

lol

[killahoe62]

lol 4 real. that muthafucka is black. that's Reezy McDeezy.

[americanbarrelracer]

I thought that too lol lets take a poll

[AJNitr0]

If I woke up having to have that bitch staring at me, I'd shit myself.

[angrypunkbronxkid]

Well as you can tell Ronald McDonald lives in a Lewis Carroll novel.

[URALooza]

when is he just going to die!!!!

[JeevesReturns]

Ronald actually did die several years back. At this point it's just the maggots dragging his pathetic painted carcas around.

[Kemonokami]

You didn't see his grave?! The coffin was cracked wide open from the inside out!

[p9p8333]

Ronald was trying to sleep off a bad mchangover.

[TheSheepVampire]

Birdie the Early Bird is about to DIE!

At Mcdonalds!

[UltimateDragon709]

Anyone notice how different Birdy looks?

[holyfukballz]

i cant belive he's not fat.

0:27 look at his face,.....fucking creepy as hell

[Mkayla50]

Uhg, knowing how stupid people are nowdays, there would actualy bae a warning at the bottom, "Disclaimer: Eating McDonalds food does not make you fly."

It's not realy that America is stupid, it's just I see stupid warnings like that everywhere! NO DUH YOU AREN"T SUPPOSED TO JUMP OUT OF A PLANE WITH A SHOPPING CART AND NO PARACHUTE!!!!!

[kivikoproducshuns]

i know and with m-80s it says DO NOT HOLD IN HAND

[80ynniv]

They look like something from Puff n Stuff. LOL

[agghtee]

You'll noticed that (aside from the milk) there ain't a shot of product in this ... jeeze they were f#$king smart even back then!

[fredjerk69]

r.i.p robert moody

[deil321]

lol he looks constipated, probably because his bowels are clogged with too much McDonalds crap

[justme632]

Get up,Ronald.Time to clog your arteries somemore

[SkateBoardingIsGnarr]

i remeber along time ago when i was at least 3 or so mcdoanlds gave me a dvd haha this was in like 1997 or 1996 idk

[thealy45]

that's how I get up in the morning

(that thing looks like my mom)

[metakight4]

birdy looks creepy as hell

[spamkinglol]

I wonder if Ronald would wake up if you dropped a bomb on him?

[AlTheRelic]

I really think the cast is lovable but man they used to look frightening, just check out the brown grimace with four arms video.

[Branflakes19]

omg

by vintage i thought he ment guitar company vintage

[alielhaddad]

vintage????????? did u let it to brew or omething?

[54spiritedwill54]

man that looked weird! I thought Birdy wasn't intorduced till 1985 or so?

[stru81]

We got Birdie much later in the early 90's when they introduced the breakfast menu in Australia.

[jaymisfit]

great quality! they all looked kinda creepy back then. so do you have the tape of Bozo Circus still arround?? i wouldnt mind seeing some old bozo stuff again.

[Antifrodis]

Yeah, I got the tape.  Ya just can't put Bozo stuff on Youtube. WGN would have a fit.

[PsychoMX]

Its Ronald McCrackHead!!!

[mastmedia]

I knew Birdie used to look like that before they made her all cutsie.

[Jacksirrom]

Ronald is high!

[fearstar31]

When I saw he was floating, I thought he hung himself!

[burningeko]

a handjob usually gets me up, why didnt she try that?

[needles1987]

Birdie's a scary fuck.

[fakespotter]

satanic! lol

[blasianFMA]

exactly!!!!

[deil321]

"Birdie the Early bird is about to see if you are wearing underpants." lol

[Derek799]

commercials made more sense back then

[weirdlj96]

their southern style chicken biscuit beats all of the breakfast foods there combined

[greenphantom]

Ronald must be broke, because he has a bed but no house.

[toontownonline]

yeah that's hillarious

[RayRoark2009]

@greenphantom From the way this economy is I think Ronald had to put his house up for foreclosure.

[RayRoark2009]

@greenphantom You know how this economy is, he went bankrupt and put his house up for a mccloser cause he couldn't aford his payments.

[nickagneta]

McDonald's breakfasts are good, but I think I'll always prefer a Croissanwich. Of course Burger King is ironically pretty much only good for breakfasts.

[Rangerchesterfield]

Mcdonalds should serve breakfast all day YUM!

[Pawkit]

The food in the morning back then was not that damn good.

[vexetane]

the bird never blinks... the bird never blinks... the bird never blinks... redrum redrum redrum ... all work and no play makes jack a dull boy ... the bird never blinks

[Raizaiel]

Lmao

[vault83]

ronald mcdonald scares me

[Enseni]

Neat, I never knew they had a black Ronald.

[rayblack2004]

nice to see someone else noticed that!

[Horsiegirl51]

I would probably b sleeping that early 2. Dont blame the clown!

[HamnProductions]

Probably the only black ronald

[creepymike]

Actually, I had a black Ronald present me with a Big Wheel for winning some kind of clean teeth contest in the first grade (late 80's).

Probably doesn't count, though.

[shadowheartSC]

Was Ronald a colored man?

[HamnProductions]

yep

[FrozenHermit]

It looks like claymation almost.

[cmcrae87]

wtf

why the hell does birdie look like she has grave's disease?

and ronald looks like he's in drag...i love the part with his feet dangling from the ceiling, way to scare the kids mcdicks.

[DxRangedDx]

Birdie looks creepy! :O

[animeandy2153]

Holy Shit OoO!

[limemellowyellow]

ummmm ronald looks scary!

[NFC23]

Indeed- the bird looks blind. This is a freaky commercial.

[mcb258]

why ronald does sleep in the woods?! i always thought he would live in a mcdonalds type house is he like a forest dweller or something

[Gunganbuster]

I thought he lived in Neverland.

[doodooday]

the birds eyes never moved or blinked...0.0

[beaverliqour]

Breakfast or any meal at McDonalds helps you get "in the ground" as in dead more than off the ground

[x88zero]

Ronald is so black in this commercial. just look and listen to him. and a bumb to. LOL he sleeps in the woods.

[doodooday]

ur right

[ssoloness]

o_o'

[enique1103]

Ronald McDonald looks scary as hell.....

[asmoore84]

LOL it's 'cause they greased on extra makeup, as the actor was black. It gives him a much sharper more defined, "eerie" appearance.

[aniccolai]

00:28 - SCARY!!

[Dalxyn]

mcdonalds holds u to the ground with all thw weight ur gaining eating it lol

[xjustsomedudeX]

Breakfast at McDonald's can help you get off the ground. Breakfast at McDonald's can also give you a wicked case of diarreah.

[Osiris1st]

That Ronald McDonald was disturbing...something leering about him

[lkrny]

Who was that playing Ronald? I don't remember him.

[Mestizo1971]

Marty n' Craft perhaps?

[countsmegula]

00:11 LOL!

[eric262003]

If that fuckin bird ever woke me up I'd shoot her.

[VoyBoyX]

...why is Ronald sleeping in the forest? Is he a hobo clown or something? Repo man took his house? Maybe Mrs. McDonald caught him in bed with Dairy Queen and threw him out?

[MaximusDread]

Yea. Wendy doesn't like it when you cheat on her.

[Xavior4059]

That is EXACTLY what McDonalds will do to you. A lazy a** that never gets off the bed and suddenly when someone mentions the word, "McDonalds" you get up and run like theres a freaking dynamite in your pants.

[cousin2cousin]

if a bird that didnt blink came to wake me up i would probably die

[OhSoKatie]

Reality is the opposite of McDonalds.

In actual fact, McDonalds can PREVENT you from getting off the ground! :)

[funicus]

Looks like a nightmare or something very creepy! :P

[choirgrrl]

Is it just me, or does that Ronald McDonald look and sound black?

[VoyBoyX]

Y'know, I was wondering that too (the sounding part anyways)... Which would be a pretty freakin' awesome.

[KillPaluzaFilms]

Why the fuck do we have a clown for McDonalds?

[mrasj]

WTF?!? Was that Birdie?

[KitchyKooFeather]

WHy does Ronald look like Satan?

[jjtheman]

Is it just me, or is that a black guy dressed up as Ronald? :D

[mrasj]

I believe so

[choirgrrl]

I just asked that! Guess I should have read these comments first!

[heine71]

Get out of bed, Ronald!

[patbuddha]

I used to think that when you went to a McDonald's, there were people dressed in these costumes hanging around. Boy was I so disappointed.

[KraZvEgGyBuRgEr]

Me too.

[datfunk]

i think the actor for ronald is ted dansen!

[patrickballoonman]

I miss 'em, too. Grimace, Hamburglar, Big Mac, Captain Crook, Mayor McCheese, you name 'em.

[sarlex85]

man that looked weird! I thought Birdy wasn't intorduced till 1985 or so?

[adventuregirl76]

Grimace was cool!

[Dunes]

Man,I remember Birdy the early bird,whatever the hell happened to all those great MCd's characters?

[tomakalinus]

That old Birdy costume is freaky looking. LOL!