Troll 2: You Can't Piss on Hospitality

[mjbalbo]

0:23 "Ok Joshua, you wanna get raped by me"

[chuzzwozzer]

"I suffered from hunger too" . Great, great line.

[shaq23anime]

"YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY, that's R Kelly's job.

[fredhead254]

'What are you going to do to ME Daddy?'

'I'M going to tighten MY belt one loop'

great scriptwriting

[LARUCUS]

YOU CANT PISS ON THE INTERNET SOPA, I WONT ALLOW IT!!!

[toycommander]

his dad was trolling him with the belt thing.!

[IamTheUrophilliac]

And the Golden Globe goes to...

[DoctorMGinius]

"What are we going to do on the bed, dad?"

[JustToBeQuiet]

0:15 i thought he was gonna take off his pants and piss on hi--

oh, wait.. looks like everyone in the comments here did too. :D

[BigImaginationDoll16]

@elementpraya WIN

[destinyawaitsx3]

Seriously, who didn't think that Joshua's dad was gonna piss on his son?

[RichardForkins]

He's tightening his belt! And then they're going to tighten their belts! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD

[RTKaLegendReborn]

Best worst movie. Oh my gooooooood

[louyespi]

322222222227 RAPEEEEEE!!!!



[hyenapeptic]

Hunger is a deadly illness

[hyenapeptic]

"What are you going to do to me daddy? :3c"

[EdMan6623]

I love how the father holds a straight face throughout the ENTIRE movie

[Guigley]

I honestly thought he was gonna piss on his kid.

[ThyJovan]

Terrible ADR editing, terrible. 0:26 - 0:28

[MBloodT]

He tightened his belt to hold his hunger. LOL!

[raptureturok]

correction: press 3,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,2,7 while playing this /watch?v=SbBi2j_HLTc THUMBS UP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE

[BiohazardRus2]

-what are you going to do to me, Daddy?

-i'm going to piss on you, Joshua.

[loopedmess]

omg this is so horrible!

[cucumber288]

I thought he was going to pee on him

[C0ckmunch]

@cucumber288 it might just make the movie watchable :)

[louyespi]

this kid was so scared for his life, thinking he was gonna get raped..

[WREQUIEM]

@louyespi 32222222227

[akidearest]

seriously, that dad looked like a pedo

[KillerInseptor16]

Dad: (undo his belt)

Kid:what are you doing

Dad:nothing (turns on camera)

[onemidnightgone]

He pissed on hospitality! And then he's going to piss on me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[DarkOrMisunderstood]

The hunt for elementpraya's comment... begins

[enkopingsbo]

so did i, it look like he was going to take a piss in the bed

[BlueYoshiTV]

He'll accept the challenge!

[onemidnightgone]

You cannot piss on hospitality. It's not true, it's bullshit. You cannot piss on hospitality. YOU CANNOOOOOT. O hai, Joshua.

[FTFproductions09]

For those of you wondering @elementpraya 's comment, its "Press 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 7."

[imgonnafuckuup1]

@FTFproductions09 you saved about an hour of my life thanks

[ThatHauntFreak2]

@FTFproductions09

ROFL! That is sooooooo wrong.

[FTFproductions09]

Day 1: I now begin my search for @elementpraya 's comment on this video, wish me luck.

[Ianstrox]

When he started fiddling with his belt I thought he was going to piss on him.

[AmathonTheSwift]

WTF?

[tiraluvr941]

boy :" what are doing to me daddy " ( loosens belt ) dad: hold still this wont hurt a bit. 30 years later: he still dousnt have a girfriend

[MTMiPower]

press 3 and then press 2 rapidly XD

[CookieMangler]

At 0:40 they should have started that song " total eclipse of the heart " by Bonnie Tyler.

".. I fuckin need ya now tonight! I fuckin need ya more than ev-uh!"

[Hempelsparadox]

Keep pressing 2 then press 7.

[TheTremor209]

lol! His dad talks like SeanxLong . . ! haha!

[RobbyRobRobman]

I really thought he was gonna take a piss on the kid

[Brickcellent]

0:05 Looks straight into the camera. XD

[lukesouth16]

Bloody hell. When he went for his belt, I didn't like the way it looked to be headed...

[HighContrastFilms]

I was kind of scared when he said "you can piss on hospitality" and then reached for his belt.

[brindersj]

@ xenonecromera first thing I thought when I watched him throw the kid on the bed and reach for his belt buckle

[hornymaneee]

I got this movie on blu ray for my 19th birthday

[xenonecromera]

this doesnt look like a rape scene at all

[rocknroll980]

TROLOLOLOLO

[TheProperWayHD]

Can someone ,make a video of this guys comment in action so I can see

[halloweenfriday]

AND YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY I WON'T ALLOW IT!!! *takes off belt*

what are you gonna do to me daddy *gets pissed on*

[guggle690]

HOLY SHIT!!! I just pressed nine before finishing the video and it scared the fuck out of me



[The80zProduct]

@guggle690 Yeah, don't press 9 lol. That fucker is creepy

[thegamingwarhero]

Press 8 after all of those numbers.

[TheSorrowGear90]

Holy crap...that was priceless. I'm crying laughing.

[Tpc1778]

@sage4000 I agree I thought he was gonna pee all over him

[kingrocker44]

Epic dialogue!

[017SHAMe]

lol at the top comments

[smokeeeeeeeee]

Troll 2!? Because the first one was so successful!?

[thatguyontheright1]

@smokeeeeeeeee This one was not made as a sequel to troll, but as another movie called "Goblin", much like How troll 3 was made as "Creepers" and was titled Troll 3 later.

[joaovictor1994]

@smokeeeeeeeee Bro let me tell you something, I think there are around 4 Troll movies LMFAO! And the one of em isn't even about trolls, but some kind of killer trees or whatever.

[malkatamutra]

Challenge Accepted!

[skelepants]

But just rememeber......but just remember. Who the hell says that twice in a row. Props for effective parenting, dick.

[Ivosontherun]

that's just wrong man XD

[StephonST]

So... many things wrong with scene. It cant possible all fit in 1 youtube comment.

[wescoolya]

lol its 9 bucks to own it on itunes!

[arunbikashdas]

Oook... Does anyone else think the dad looks like aaron eckhart? lol

[JackIsASexyMf]

Gay GWB

[valenesco45]

 it's pedodad!

[fantax929]

Nice one bro

[Dillinify]

I was hoping that the dad would piss on the boy. Also, they really shoehorned in the scaryness. Also, why would the dad participate in a hunger strike with an 8 year old? Oh, I know: cuz it's Troll 2.

[emptycowful]

that is so misleading i was thing two things the dude was going to piss on the kid or beat him but i was wrong he made his belt tighter by one loop lol

[Greenwood4USA]

You think he's going to take off his belt and give the kid a little good ole fashioned discipline right??? Wrong! the writers of troll 2 would never make it that obvious or let it make that much sense. "tightening my belt by one loop so I dont feel hunger pains" that's what the writers of troll 2 give you. simply hilarious

[KyrtolPL]

0:28 Counter Strike?

[InstantClassicGames]

Aaron Eckhart is in this?

[MrHEC381991]

@InstantClassicGames LOL that's George Hardy but man that would be funny if they remade it with him in it

[scottski02]

@MrHEC381991 they burned his face off!  And then they're going to burn off mine!

Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

[newfuckingwave]

'what are you going to do to me daddy?' the father then goes for his belt. my immediate split-second reaction is a foolish 'IS HE GOING TO PISS ON HIM?'. then within another split second i conclude 'of course not, but he WILL beat him'. imagine my suprise. but despite how seemingly ineffective it is, the michael wilkes method is tried and true

[uwillnevernoewhoiam]

the acting was OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOD!!!

[Videot01]

At first I thought he was gonna piss on him.

[MrIntelM]

AW SHIT! That boy has the same name a I have!

[AmericasianKid1]

When he said he won't allow pissing on hospitality, I thought he was gonna unzip his pants and piss on the kid!

[Kidzilla99]

Press 4 and listen a for a few seconds, then press 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, then 7

[jdizzle14100]

@Kidzilla99 hahaha you fucking nailed it that shit is funnier than the acting

[PwnerBalooner]

@Kidzilla99 Just steals the top comment and expects likes.

[Kidzilla99]

@PwnerBalooner I changed the comment to make it better, not expecting likes. But now that you mention it, I.. DID end up getting likes, anyway... so it wasn't really such a pathetic attempt after all. Jealous?

[PwnerBalooner]

@Kidzilla99 actually I have the top rated comment on this video so no im not.

/watch?v=U0-f8lgxgk0&lc=ia7r0g­5tEXzdiFFOF48whzoA6ZaLLKr56i3A­YH5mlcI&feature=inbox

[Kidzilla99]

@PwnerBalooner lol, pathetic. check my comment history.

[Obswalq]

they're pissing on her. and then they're going to piss on me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[elementpraya]

Press 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 7

[windhowl22]

@elementpraya so wrong....

[NikkiRose]

@elementpraya Normally I hate these, but that was funny.

[dannyfrounz14]

@elementpraya hahahahahahaha good one!!!

[vogel727]

@elementpraya Profit.

[HappyBirthdayPaulie]

@elementpraya for some reason it doesn't work for me anymore, it's a half a second before...

sad face

[dalhousie44]

@elementpraya your a bad man!

[Magician12345]

@elementpraya oh that wrong!

[smokeeeeeeeee]

@elementpraya You've won the award for "Best YouTube Comment 2011".

[AttackOfThe3Pointer]

@smokeeeeeeeee what does it say?

[Trogallife1901]

@elementpraya i have never in my life known what "ROFL" literally felt like until you came along

[Danwell100]

@elementpraya i dont know who you are but God bless you

[pritishsai]

@elementpraya You're either an intuitive genius or a really sick asshole :)

[TheProperWayHD]

@elementpraya what does it do? I cant do it because when I press any number it skips percentages of the video. It doesnt work properly

[datgamerboy]

@TheProperWayHD -_-

[RHCPfan458]

@elementpraya I don't really get it, the kid say's do to me daddy, then obviously it looks like he's humpin the kid then he says I'll see you tomoro, it doesn't really work very well. Should just be "press 2 repeatedly."

[elementpraya]

@RHCPfan458, , you're fat.

[iamaicarlyfan]

@elementpraya You have seriously earned the best comment in youtube history award. XD Priceless!

[DoccMurder]

@elementpraya you are a god among men



[iwannabecrazy]

@elementpraya LMFAO

[seanwalsh0]

@elementpraya "I'll see you tomorrow." ahahahaha

[DestinedFX]

@elementpraya HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA­AHAHHAHAH LMAO

[1994jako]

@elementpraya dead XD

[XSefProductionX]

@elementpraya Pure genius...

[LeTrollMaster]

@elementpraya coming from a professional troll who thrives in hatred..... well played sir, well played indeed

[murcielago06gt]

Wholly hell that was great....

[Daray66]

@elementpraya

I PRESSED 2 WAY TO MANY TIMES XD

[FeelingVeryLucky]

@elementpraya Oh man bro, that's so wrong, but I lol'd.

"I'll see you tomorrow." That especially did me in.

[KrystalKobra]

I thought he was going to piss on him

[newfuckingwave]

whenever i hear the 'i really did suffer from hunger' line i feel like i'm watching a PSA

[scrount1]

What the fuck is even the meaning to this scene?

[MrMushroom123]

@scrount1 that thightening your belt by one loop prevents hunger pain. i think everyone need to know that at some point in their life.

[YuiYamana]

I thought he was gonna beat him XD

[halloweenfriday]

press 3 then 2 many times then 4 many times then 7 lol

[goonerash]

@halloweenfriday ...all i can hear is flapping in my shorts

[JAStewart]

Press 7 for Hardy fap

[Playver1337]

Press 2 for childrape!

[DragonBunni]

When he was messing with his belt I thought he was gonna pee on the kid :C

[TwilightGeisha]

Ive seen better middle school acting.

[lurchipoo]

Hey! i did the "press 3, then press number 2 a lot of times, then press 7" its fucking great!!! LOL XD

[crankyasianman]

i just saw "best worst movie". it is a documentary about the movie. if you are fan of the movie, you should rent this movie.

[Ollie7707]

...that is the worst acting I've seen since 8th grade drama club.

[eiffel0108]

He was gonna go goofy time on him

[DavidtheDuke]

As someone once said, press 3, then 2 many times, then 7 for good luck

[DrHasslein]

What the fuck was that?

[UNowentheSandvich]

At first I when I saw his hand go down to his belt, I thought that guy was going to do bad things to that kid.

[Abadoeba15]

You wanna show me that you doon't like the choise of this house for a VACATION by going on a hunger strike?

[olegario39]

press 3: "DO ME DADDY"

keep pressing 2: *PORN*

[demonjack123]

@olegario39 lol

[xPurpleDrinkx9001]

@olegario39 you didnt find that.

[olegario39]

@xPurpleDrinkx9001 im pretty sure everyone here wanted to say that

[IWouldRatherJustBeMe]

@olegario39 "Okay, Joshua. You wanna get rough with me?"

[sage4000]

when he started undoing his belt I thought he was going to piss on the kid.

[Bouchon211]

@sage4000 Hahaha me too!

[lurchipoo]

HES RIGHT!!!! YOU CANT PISS ON HOSPITALITY!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO SHIT ON IT!!!! :D

[topperheartramada]

literally!

[Kidzilla99]

A universal law to consider preceding the enactment a pattern of keyboard numbers on a YouTube video: repeated numbers must always produce a repeated physical motion mimicking sex. That is all.

[SlapstickCoyote]

when he was unfastening his belt, I thought he was gonna piss on him

[AngelOfToxicBliss]

@SlapstickCoyote Lolz, I thought so too.

[elementpraya]

Press 4, then when he says "rough with me," press 3, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, 2, THEN 7.

[InglebertHumperdink1]

@elementpraya LOL what is wrong with you guys? my god man LMAO

[Hempelsparadox]

He's raping him! Then he's going to rape me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD!!!

[Compass427]

He pissed on my hospitality!!

And then he's gonna piss on me!!

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOD!!!!

[Tripo1iSamson]

Poor man's Aaron Eckhart

[DarkFrostxX]

You can't piss on hospitality

You also can't piss on me

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD!

[maxter1999]

I thought he was going to piss on him, just finished movie.

[JMarchOHare]

The more I learn about this movie, the less I feel inclined to make fun of it. The director was apparently an ass, but the actors all seem like nice people. They weren't even actors. They were just locals who answered a casting call, hoping to be hired as extras. Instead, they were shoved into prominent roles. The dad was a dentist. The director couldn't even speak English, but he wrote the script anyway and insisted that everyone read it verbatim. He deserves ridicule, but not anyone else.

[Funnerism]

@JMarchOHare The directors and writers consisted of a couple, not just a man. But yeah. they were assholic, so I'm not gonna complain

[TheGamerH0lic]

@JMarchOHare I heard that as well and the director apparently called the actors "Dogs", what a prick

[shamanqueen13]

He can't see the writing from the way you're holding him

[shamanqueen13]

He can't see the writing from the way you're holding him

[HaterJuliet]

YOU CANT PISS ON HORSE BRUTALITY

[JMarchOHare]

God, people today have weird minds. One guy expected the dad to rape the kid. Another expected him to piss on him. I winced when he reached for his belt too, but practically everyone of my generation would have the same reaction. When my dad's hand went to his belt buckle, it meant my legs were about to get striped.

[BxLxUxExxAxNxGxExL5]

@JMarchOHare I just thought he was gonna hit him with the belt o.0

[Ultraviolator89]

He kinda look like Henry Rollins :)

[HarunDanyal]

LMAO I thought he was going to piss on his kid!

[Kaagh178]

So one tightens their belt to RELIEVE hunger pains? The logic of this film astounds me.