Harry and Paul, Dragons Den - Hip Hop Halphabet

[mbfhk98]

They completely ruined this one with those way too loud and way too overused fake laughs.

[littlestpope]

@ShenronOne go play tetherball with a small Portuguese child

[ShenronOne]

Hardly funny

[littlestpope]

Oops , you missed the, e, mutha fucka!

Btw the chick on the right looks like my science teacher!

[MrRtwoJ]

Anyone else cried laughing when they came up with the nanzi kettle? lmao

[bilzaboy123]

Thanks Brian.

[DarkLord0fHell]

Paul whitehouse wearing those fake ears and the eyes had me in stitches funny looking fucker lol

[rankingtrevor]

"...A - motherfucker B - motherfucker C - motherfucker" LOL

[alisuffolk]

Wouldn't you just love the Hip Hop Alphabet machine for xmas.....

[scottyandsergie]

8 dislikes are dragons lol

[SuperSilentWalrus]

its like normal cello tape but with out the sticky bit.

[TheREAL5m0k3y]

How did they get the real Deborah Meaden to star in this?

[AtilaSuleyman]

Lolz

[Animalcrossing95]

Thats a regal product! :D

XD

[rosine101]

laughed till i cried over this one, thanks for putting it on

[chedder2407]

Duncan Guillittene: "your smooth, funny, a joke slinger what i would call RIDICULOUS! and for that reason im out"

[fro7k]

"No, in total" was the funniest line.

[CinematicallyUnhappy]

A MUTHAFUCKA

[JFHardman]

I love these dragons den sketches.

[leafieldrise]

It's like cellotape yes...but without the sticky bit.

[clarky991000]

This show sums up all the investors perfectly lol :)

[standamanisdabest]

Worn my monarchs around the world historically, and now... -ly.

[Thereisonlythemoment]

Absolutely brilliant piss-take, couldn't breath for laughing. So much better than the real thing lol

[MrBuch169169]

"We're looking for an investment of one hundred million pounds, for a one percent stake in the company."

xD

[lsudolemite]

We had the Hip Hop Halphabet in the U.S., it was called Ebonics.

[dietcoke281]

I literally can't breathe, its so funny!

[ClawlessReaver]

"You're welcome to try it on if you want Duncan... No."

[arrantylar105]

whats the sketch called where the couple are rich and the guy goes dont you know dont you know for facks sake?

[2000Bateman]

Quality Harry and Paul are talented blokes

[illevenlickthegravy]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL the Italian Theo Profiterole!!!!! I nearly choked XD

[bigderekkeene]

@illevenlickthegravy Italian? hes doing it in a Greek/Cypriot stereotype kinda way, largely due to Theo being Greek Cypriot! Innit peeps!

[wilkinson8707]

Nazi kettle, why not?

[TPB420]

Absolute legends!

[yungerchickz]

tumbs up if i seplt my tumbs up right

[azsman111]

it not A motherfuck IT

A mother Beep and so on :P

[filmJamesOhYeah]

I couldn't stop laughing, this is quality :D

[Aspire198]

lol

[TheStealthmatty]

LOL

[jslbrt]

The pun-loving Peter Jones is what does it for me. Simply amazing.

[william199712]

a mother fucker b mother fucker c mother fucker d mother fucker e mother fucker f mother fucker.

[adatherton]

£100M to return £225. I've seen real deals not far from that.

[t1t296]

A mother fucker B mother fucker C mother fucker lol XD

[xHAL5T3Dx]

6 people are sad and have no humour

[Ackworth97]

@xHAL5T3Dx 7 now

[ThisIsWhyYourShit]

wankers : all of you

[sdgsdgsdgsd3]

@ThisIsWhyYourShit  what a retard

[ffc2004]

3:00 onwards is class!

[smokeyrodgers]

Harry is the spit of Jason Bateman here!

[Galacticmaster]

debrah meaden cracks me up,



[denty001]

100 million............

[gammyfootify]

so glad they scrapped the laugh track for the new series

[ivangrozny27]

nazi kettle

[sharmoomofo]

Fantastic!!!! hahahaha

[SingHouse]

hahahaha i love that they did theo with a greek accent... amazing.

[moose875]

...oops you missed out e mother f*cker

[xaxie1]

Harry and Paul is so much better when they add in the background laughing when there are jokes :D

[IMB2U]

Three

[Vytality18]

ROFL, Thats a 'regal' product. I love their take on Peter (john lewis).

[Dredsina]

The grumpy woman is the best character.

[uberglocken]

top draw mocking comedy...... whitehouse is a legend and enfeild is ok as well. !

[thekalildoscope]

I'm sorry, I don't quite understand we this is no longer on but fucking that michell and webb look is!

[Bagzi012]

lol

[sec0ndevolution]

I love how no one cares that he's had a heart-attack! :D

[salmonish100]

haha lol

[666thesnowman]

that is deborah meaden to a T (not sure how to spell her name)

fucking hilarious

[theHatchett1]

fantastic!! i didn't even know they done a new series! (i know ive been learning the knowledge of london not under a rock LOL ) nice one for the upload

[Poppymodern]

I like the content but I loathed the daft wee advert for the other videos this person has put on youtube and for that reason I'm out..

[glennarcher39]

@Poppymodern

Maybe it will stop other people copying the video and calling it their own!

I would put a link to your youtube videos on it, but as you don't have any, and for that reason, I'm out too.

[liftwaffe]

@glennarcher39 I appreciate the upload and I cant see the problem Mr.Modern is adressing.But I do find it ironic that you somehow want to protect something that you yourself have stolen and uploaded here in breach of copyright laws?

Some people...

[glennarcher39]

@liftwaffe You are privileged to see BBC tv in your part of the world, not everyone can. If you go to great lengths to record, edit and upload small parts of the tv show to YOUR youtube account for OTHER people to watch and no other reason, then why not.  I get no royalties or any other kind of remuneration for doing it, so why should someone else???

[Jonarrthan]

@glennarcher39 don't forget your technicly advertising there tv shows and generally going to get them more viewers

[doubledeckers]

@Jonarrthan - oh yeah that makes theft OK lol. How about I publicise you and then your boss won't have to pay you any wages?

[Jonarrthan]

@doubledeckers ok then first it is a clip many adverts and companis pay people to show stuff if this and hee is going it for free which saves the show time and money. so as I understand tat is a problem.

bI dind't even know of this show before someone sent me a link of it on youtybe even though that means nothing to you. it means more viewer for the show which in turn makes the network and the producers of the series richer.

[Jonarrthan]

@doubledeckers btw boss what am I working as  in this company? because it must be pretty pointless for you to get away with the minimum wage law

[newcomer9747]

@glennarcher39 And for those reasons stated above , I'm out.

[yortsandthat]

@glennarcher39 Oh

[mickystoned]

@Poppymodern lol

[Conway79]

@Poppymodern Simply click the button to disable captions.

[Bilfo]

@Poppymodern Just click on the red speech bubble under the videopane, and all that stuff goes away!

[awferfuksake]

Lmfao

[TimmyJ1985]

Hmm... to be honest I'm a bit disappointed with Paul Whitehouse, for the first time... Theo Paphitis sounds nothing like that. :P

[MrKevster67]

great sketch lol

[yusefpa1]

The Hip Hop Alphabet bit is bloody hilarious!!!

[REECH321]

@yusefpa1 a mutha f+ka...

[Kyruis]

Theo Profiterole's so random!

[EmoAliKat]

At 3:05 Harry looked surprisingly handsome lol XD

[20cFilmWannabe]

@EmoAliKat he looked like martain freeman

[Kaffsee]

KATANA

[MrSelim101]

lol i just kept on watching it

[tenseman08]

the eyes of that host..thats the funniest thing ever...

[CrazyloudSoundWave]

AAAAA++++++

[WASAAAAH666]

O shit we missed out E motherfucker phahaha!! :P

[jambamz]

harry doing debra looks like les dawson!!!#

paul comedy legend

[substance74]

looks just like deborah meadon misreable and grumpy

[johnnie160]

harry and paul are one of the best comic duos this country has ever had!

[gabo080692]

it's like cellotape, yes, but without the sticky bit!!!!! ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, i pissed my pants laughing.

[xEnragedOstridgex]

soo good

[uzemakistyle]

hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha alphabet

[Animalcrossing95]

This is our crown. Its err..an iconic form of head gear,as worn by monarchs, err..the world over both historically and now...THEE...

WTF?? XDXD....................

................Its The Nazi Kettle! XD

I was drinking at that part and choked on my drink! XD

[supertecnoboff]

100% HILARIOUS!

[filbertmark]

I genuinely thought I'd die laughing at the end. Really, do not watch alone - you've been warned!!!

[mimictom]

opps you missed out E rofl

[rockrugby85]

the best

[Rmg12]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[TiNYTiM6791]

half the time the audience doesnt laff when i do xD

[CheezTheAwsome]

HAHAHA THE ALPHABET BIT

[glennarcher39]

Yes, hence the title of the video. You have to wait, but its well worth it.

[DanePax]

Hip Hop Alphabet LMAO!!!.. Hmmm

[Vault101Reject]

that's a funny thing to call the audience.

[garrethdavis]

hhahahahahah

[iloveGTA123]

A MOTHER FUC*ER lol

[paulaearthbound]

duncan guillotine xDDDD

[intermezzo770]

The Nazi Kettle hahahahaAA!!!

This is fantastic.

[Inkipuss]

I absolutely adore Paul Whitehouse. First time I saw him I didn't like him at all but the second time I saw him (on The Fast Show) I realised what a brilliant comedian he is.

[therobster1975]

this is the 1st time ive ever seen these

FUCKIN ACE

[calvinbrfc]

haha these sketches are the best

[tohumusness]

couldnt stop laughing. lol

[dereksmallsuk]

where can I buy the 'hip hop alphabet' ?

its too good to be true !!!

excellent

[glennarcher39]

I can sell you a copy for a 10% share in the £5,000,000 that the record company is worth.

[TallyMcNally]

a motherfucker, b motherfucker, c motherfucker, d motherfucker, f motherfucker, oops you missed out e motherfucker lol this is seriously one of the funniest sketches ever

[glennarcher39]

I still come back and laugh at the hip hop halphabet months later.

[noshindaz]

The dragons den Harry and Paul sketches are the best out of the lot!

[shealways]

luv it

[dancer857]

Paul whitehouse playing the presenter is just pure comedy, the way he goes cross-eyed XD Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse are the best!

[glennarcher39]

just one word is required, Awesome!

[mimictom]

opps u missed out E mother f..... ROFL

[glennarcher39]

Still gets u ages after u first see it.

[Stacktovic845]

2:55 til end is the best part! And of course, the Hip Hop Halphabet.

[lamplight5]

3:12 to end i pissed myself laughing XD

[TMCgangsta]

tgg

[kitkatandketchup]

3:07 lmao

[glennarcher39]

Yes bloody marvellous isn't it. I still laugh now months later.

[aliencow101]

i am sooo gonna make a hip-hop-halphebet!!!!!!!!!

[glennarcher39]

If you do, make a video, would love to see it, LOL.

[aliencow101]

i shall try L0L

[Ilikeanime2006]

I would love to have the Hip Hop Halphabet as my ringtone. XDDD It's brilliant. I love this show. I remember one series with the Nelson Mandela sketches... "Nelson Mandela's ALcopops. The quick way to get kids wankered."

Classic.

[glennarcher39]

Read all the comments about the hip hop bit, still laugh now months afterwards

[MadonnaCorleone]

I will NEVER get tired of watching this!!!!! I am so in love with Paul Whitehouse! Thanks for posting this. I love British comedy, and I think this is the best stuff since Python. This is reason enough to move to England!

[glennarcher39]

Come and live with me u would love it LOL

[MadonnaCorleone]

I hope you mean that! I would love to at least visit, Sweetie!!!! XOXO

[buzzybee286]

they should use the hip hop halphabet machine in schools. :D jk

they should of made that bit longer it was funny

[PETEHARLEY95]

loool this was hilarious i didnt see this one on tv

[glennarcher39]

You certainly missed out on a classic

[verpeilerbella]

the hip hop halphabet is so fuckin funny i'm lying on the floor, dying from laughter!!!

[glennarcher39]

Best thing i have seen in ages

[glennarcher39]

Glad you liked it.

[Tobletone27]

proper lol at 2:56 onwards lmfao

[Tobletone27]

I want a nazi kettle

[glennarcher39]

I would prefer the Hip Hop Halphabet machine myself.

[audionautix]

I disagree, I thought the whole thing was awesome!! Is this a current show? These guys are great!! I nearly peed.

[glennarcher39]

It finished a few months ago, but no doubt they will do another series as it was so popular. This was the second series after a very long break.

Send me a pm and I will tell you more.

[ingridgott]

hahahahahahahaaah I guess the blond the video received many propositions from you tubers

[glennarcher39]

Especially the short sighted ones.

I would recommend they visit your channel to see a true blonde.

Did u watch the Hip Hop Halphabet at the end of the video? that's the funniest bit.

Nice to hear from you Ingrid.

[glennarcher39]

That should have been

A,B,C,D,F, whoops missed out E.

Merry Xmas.

[russelltrigger]

Top items, worth investing!! ha ha

i will give u £100m for 1%.

brillant to see Deborah Meaden has a miserable person!

[glennarcher39]

Would you be interested in investing that amount in one of my ventures?

Suddenly I feel that you might become my best mate overnight, LOL.

[russelltrigger]

ha ha,

let me think of that dude!!

have a good christmas mate!

[GandhiRocksHard]

The Hip Hop Halphabet,

A muther fucker, B Muther fucker, C muther fucker, D Muther fucker, F muther fucker,

Hoops, you missed out HEE muther Fucker

(paste the above into Reply and Press Audio Preview).

[glennarcher39]

I appreciate the comment but you were meant to press audio preview, LOL.

[blingbling5000]

The high five in the Hip Hop Halphabet is fantastic!

[glennarcher39]

Timing is everything, glad you dropped by.

[leftydabest07]

stop at 0:07 lol

[mileskingst]

A mothafucka

B mothafucka

C mothafucka

D mothafucka

F mothafucka

Oops you missed out E mothafucka

fantastic makes me laught evry time

[glennarcher39]

Me too!

[russelltrigger]

Funny, keep the coming this class!!

Top show and top laughs!!

Dragons Den rules, i think they show gets more credit for being allowed 2 been pissed taken via this excellent show!

[glennarcher39]

Yes, I think?

[CraigWroeUK]

I loved the Dragons Den sketches. They really captured the Dragon's attitudes with their facial expressions and everything.

[glennarcher39]

They are very good comedic actors, and the timing which is crucial, is perfect.

Harry Enfield is very underrated and under used in his best format which is comedy sketches.

[simplydanno]

The Hip Hop Halphabet,

A muther fucker, B Muther fucker, C muther fucker, D Muther fucker, F muther fucker,

Hoops, you missed out HEE muther Fucker

[glennarcher39]

Yep, that's it.

[paul1967uk]

Loving it

[glennarcher39]

Me too, shame it's over for another series.

[westyrules3]

you cant see the diffrence between 100 million and £225, you bloody idiot, your a bloody idiot

[glennarcher39]

You could say it's their crowning glory!

Hope you watched the Hip Hop Halphabet at 3:06