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  • SPRINKLES GOOD!

  • this makes me like metallica more....\m/>,<\m/

  • I'm glad their music sucks now. Otherwise, it might be difficult to hate them.

  • Napster user with a cable modem downloading 'Sanitarium'? Ten four, we're like on our motherfucking way! Freeze motherfucker!! don't move a fucking muscle you grabass!

  • hahhaha. the money bag attached to his gas pedal foot.. the way lars was wearing short shorts and kicking his legs around all gay like........this video was a masterpiece. 7 out of 5 stars

  • hahhaha. the money bag attatched to his gas pedal foot.. the way lars was wearing short shorts and kicking his legs around all gay like........this video was a masterbpiece. 7 out of 5 stars

  • this is funny because didnt metallica steal saniterium from bleak house

  • Beer gooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!­!!!!!!!!!

  • I love Metallica and these videos are hilarious, but why did they have to drag poor James into this? I thought Lars was the primary voice of the whole Napster fiasco.

    CHUBBY, GOOD! *boing*

  • @dmaster5556

    Lars was, but James backed him up constantly instead of slapping him and telling him to knock it off. Kirk and Jason both distanced themselves heavily.

    That said good parody doesn't need a reason to be vicious.

  • In this case we had to take extreme force, ya know, maneuvering... Fucker was obviously getting nasty and resisting persecution , so we had to, ya know apprehend them and rectify the status of the scenario.

    WHAT A COCK SUCKER

  • Is this where the word "Interwebs" came from?

  • DICK WEEK BAAAAAAAAAD !!!!

  • "Napster user with cable modem downloading Sanitarium? We're like 'On our motherfucking way!"

  • dick weed bad

  • CHUBBY GOOOD classic

  • Metallica's started with Kill'e, All and ended with ...And Justice For All :P

  • HAHAHAHA DICKWEED BAD!!

  • lars always with the "F" word xD

  • 66 people are Grabasses

  • freeze motherfucker don't move a muscle you fucking grabass!

  • SPRINKLES GOOD! :P

  • Chubby, GOOD! :D

    ...

    *boing*

  • lol thansk man its been awhile since i seen these videos

  • ST. ANGER BAAAAAAD!!!!

  • metallicock

  • "DICKWEED BAAD" *slam* fucking funny 

  • I never knew that James sang the intro to cops hahaha and yes all suspects are fucking asshole hahaha but all in all Metallica is he best fucking band ever

  • hahahah!  Fuck this video is funny!

  • Chubby GOOD! boing XD

  • Metallica sucks...

  • @PinkFloydAreGods no they dont they are maby assholes but dont sux

  • L0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0o0o0o00o0o0o0­o0o0oL

  • fuck metallica they are money hungry fagoots and sund like shit

  • @rebel7201 no they dont u fucking dipshit u retarded idiot fucker

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  • que es napster??????

  • @kriskrel napster es una pagina de internet que sirve o servia no se si siga en pie, para bajar musica gratis, y a lars le cagaba eso por que decia que robaban su musica, por eso estos videos que no ma, aunque sea fan de metallica debo decir que estan chingones jaja

  • A classic - I love it :)

  • hey! its Ulrich(Ulrick)! no CH sound at the end! remember.. hes danish!

  • @Liz15thyr

    Pretty sure everyone knows that. The emphasis was on ulRICH. RICH. get it in the context of these videos?

  • very funny

  • the funniest thing is that Lars really talks like that XD

  • SPRINKLES GOOD!

  • Also am I the only one who laughs at the end when Lars is like We had to take extreme force ya know manuvering... fucker was obviously getting nasty and resisting persaqution so we had to oprehend em" and rectify the status of the scenario... WHAT A COCK SUCKER

  • Napster Napster watcha gonna do? watcha gonna do when we try to sue you!!!

  • Man, Metallicas name will be forever be written in the stone of history. Also James Hetfeild is not a fucking caveman, give him some grammer. P.s why does Ulrich look like he has a hairlip in this flash comic

  • i laughed so hard when hes like "all suspects are...fucking assholes." ROTFLOL

  • I love Metallica but this is GREAT!!!

  • even though i love metallica, this is funny as hell.

    DICKWEED BAD!

  • I fuckin love Metallica but this shit is HILARIOUS!

  • FUNNY,but i am a metallica fan

    but still this is funny stuff

    SPRINKLES GOOD!

  • lol james pwns tht kid

  • Metallica is one of my favorite bands, but I have enough sence of humor to laugh at it xD

  • dude these arefunny as hell i am a huge fan and yes lars over did it with the napster thing but come on they are artists and musicis art of course they are going to over react when someone takes there stuff for free but still fun espcially around like2:10 LMFAO "DICKWEED BAD"

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  • 1:43 !!!

  • Metallica is my Favorite band but this shit is funny as fuck!

  • Exactly.

    Kill 'Em All who think Metallica is actually like this; After all, what other band helps fans fucking PROPOSE on their stage?

  • @JGarrison51285 yeah me too xD

  • freez motherf**ker dont move a f**king mucle you crabass! lol

  • i'm big metallica fan, but i must admit that "oh my god metallica!" "shut up!". WAS FUNNY

  • I'm a big metallica fan,i don't care if they sued Napster but they did not accomplish anything 10 years later limewire,frostwire.but metallica is still the shit and these videos are hilarious.

  • I think we all gotta agree with James, Sprinkles are really good.

  • and Dickweeds are bad

  • The first Napster Bad video was really funny at the time. But the joke wears thin, quickly.

  • Now the joke is just Metallica itself. Kind of sad.

  • Cops in Springfield was better.

  • this dude need to get a life, napster eats shit.-

  • mmm... the napster is good!! but the users badass!!!

  • lol i LOVE this video =)

    "OMG u guys r Metallica!"

    "SHUT UPPP!!!!!!"

  • METALLICA GOOOOOOOOOOD

  • stupid!

  • FUCK YOU!

  • Im gonna fucking slap you silly Dickweed!

  • dickweed baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!

    lol

  • are you guys retarded?! only a small portion of musicians incomes come from record sales

  • METALLICA FOREVER!!

  • metallica did this to save the work and money of other artists! hows that so bad?

  • they have every right to sue napster because their musicians and its their job. as in thats how they get their money. thats me stealing donuts from a bakery.

  • Buy Lars already had millions of dollars, I think that he should've been happy that so many people loved his music. What Lars did was fucking lame.

  • If thats right ,then i stole alot of of donuts.LOL XD

  • wtf metallica rules

  • were you born in the last 2 years and completely forgot how metallica sued napster and anyone who downloaded a song? and how lars is a douche?

    what you were? my bad

  • All suspects are... fucking assholes

  • DICKWEED!!

  • bad

  • this shit is addicting to watch because i watch it almost everyday and it's still funny as hell

  • agreed!! me too LoL!!

  • Sprinckles good

  • 10-4! We're like, on our motherfucking way!

    LoL

  • god i love ulrich jumping around at 2:05 and forward

  • this shit is awesome...lol

  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Dickweed BAd!!!!!!ª

  • god this shit is so fuckin funny. everytime i watch this or show someone...i laugh even harder.

    all suspects are fuckin assholes.

  • HAHHAHLOVE THIS FUCKIN SHIT

  • stupid video

  • hijo de la gran puta ojala no encuentre al mierda q hizo esa wea por q me voy a cagar en su madre

  • metallica rules!!!!!

  • Fucking Metalli-cops here FUCK!

  • school district bad!!!

    internet bad!!!

    napster bad!!!

  • But BEER GOOD!

  • metallica are awsome but this is fuckin funny

  • yea metallica is awesome but this is pretty damn funny i especially like how fast Lars talks

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  • SPRINKLES GOOOOOOOOOD

  • DICKWEED BAD!! SPRINKLES GODD!!!

  • lol hilarious

  • i love metallica

    but this is so funny

    DICKWAD, BAD! *slaps through screen*

    xD

  • 1)copy&paste

    2)post on 2 diff vids

    3)Hold your breath

    4)look at your hands

  • INTERWEB BAD

  • InterWeb badddddd!!!!!!!!

  • Lars running around the walls for no reason makes me piss myself laughing every time I see it, the rest is awesome too, but it's all been commented on already. :P

  • CHUBBY GOOD!!!!

  • SPRINKLES GOOD! lol James is the shit. =]

  • I WANT TO DOWNLOAD THIS SONG.

    Napster, Napster, whatcha gonna do when we com for youah!

    ALL SUSPECTS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES!

    Lars: Interweb on their napster machines

    James:INTERWEB, BAD!

  • dickweed bad...boom

  • lmfao!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG CANT STOP WATCHING THAT PART WHERE LARS JUMP AROUND AND CRAWL ON THE WALLS!!! SOO FUNNY =D

    Best impersonating of Lars Ulrich EVER!

  • I remember when I had a Napster Machine.

  • XD "all suspects are... fucking assholes"

  • old....

  • im a big metallica fan, this is funny as hell!!!

  • SPRINKLES GOOD!

  • it sounds just like lars

  • LOL animated where available!

  • Lmao! I love metallica, but this shit is fucking funny xD! NAPSTER NAPSTER WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU?

  • OMG you guys are metALLicAAAAA!!!!!!!

    SHUUUT UUUUUP!!!!!!!!

  • I didn't notice James grabbed the wheel at first. lol

  • Fucking Metallicops here go!

  • DICKWEED BAD!!!!

  • Interwet BADDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

  • SCHOOL DISRICT BAD!

  • NAPSTER BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • SPRINKES GOOD!

  • BEER GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 0:53

    Lars travelling around the car XD that was hilarious,like James grabbed that steering wheel.

  • all suspects are...fucking assholes :D

  • what a cock sucker lololol

  • Beer Good,NAPSTER BAD!!!

  • Now Viacom is going after youtube. They need the serious treatment.

  • I love metallica, but this camp caos animations are so hilarious, they're so funny

  • LOL CHUBBY GOOD

  • seems sad I look at this stuff again and puts things back into perspective just how corrupt they've been the last few years. They're still with RIAA, they're still producing the same shit quality music that's more overproduced to support deaf people then anything and the they still have f***ing fans opening their mouths for big daddy (see metallica's youtube channel for proof) after what they did to close down napster and our rights.

    Seriously, fuck'em.

  • LMFAO INTERWEB!

  • OMG thanks for uploading, I haven't seen this in years!

  • XD i fucken love it when lars crawls around the whole screen lawl!

  • 1:58 WOW James looks so creepy

  • limewire

  • soulseek

  • DICKLESS COCKSUCKERS:D:D:D

  • All suspects are fucking assholes. LMAO

  • SPRINKLES, GOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

  • "...he was resisting persecution, so we had to you know, opprehend him and rectify the stus of the um, scenario? Cocksucker."

  • SPRINKLES GOOD !!!!!!

  • FIRE BAD!

    Hell, I remember when I first saw these... still awesome xD

  • beer good!

    dick weed bad!

  • This is fucking awesome. Metallica rocks by the way.

  • Yo Yo! Watch your mouth Lars!

  • yeah but the point is when Lars started the lawsuit Metallica had already sold over 90 million albums and everyone in the band was a multi millionaire. He just banned thousands of people from Napster out of greed. If you've seen the Some Kind of Monster doucumentary you can see how rich Lars is- he sold one of his paintings for $5 million. Banning people from Napster and filing a lawsuit was really unneccesary.

  • Honestly, if this technology existed back in the early 80's when all the metal bands we're trying to make it, I could see there being an issue, but not when you're a multi-millionaire who continues to write music for fun rather than a job. 5 million dollars for a painting is equivalent to a regular everyday person earning $62500 an hour and working 80 hours that month. Face it, millions of us everyday get by making much less than that hourly wage in a year. Flat out greed, totally unnecessary.

  • Actually, more like three years wage..

  • I hate to break this to you deathxcircle but it's the exact opposite and that is part of the anger of the issue. Metallica as well as most underground metal bands OPENLY encouraged tape trading which is essentially a form of piracy. This would have been embraced. That's partly why the napster thing was bullshit. Everyone knew they would have openly embraced it when they needed the exposure but NOW they were making millions of dollars. It rings of hypocrisy pretty much like their whole career.

  • So do you agree that as the owners of the songs they don't have the right to decide to provide some for free but charge for others?

  • absolutely.

  • Thumb down me if you don't agree, but i think Lars did the right thing. If illegal downloading continues like this, there won't be any musicians in 20-30 years, because you won't get a nickel out of it.

  • thats fair enough, i just hate him because when he did that, metallica had already sold 90 million or so albums. why would you stop people listening to your music when you've sold that much?