Beard Lust - Natalie Portman's Shaved Head

[CodeOuch]

I agree with MrChdavis.... this song almost makes me want to shave,,,

[MrChdavis]

This may be the worst song ever, I just shaved my beard because of it.

[calmlikeabomb123]

Rubbing my beard

[chaosmage9]

.... there's actually a band called natali portman's shaved head?

[nekoshahal]

@chaosmage9 they were called that, but changed their name to brite futures

[albear2oo8]

brite futures sucks, its all about natalie portmans shaved head haha :)

[XDdinoloverXD]

XD tabatha



[XDdinoloverXD]

the sad part is that i was dancing to this song but how cant you dance to it!

[Skillerz55]

Cracks me up everytime! :D

[AbsolutRussell]

remember when this band was relevant

[PoPantsPiratePo]

Rage.

[StottyHD]

@PoPantsPiratePo Oh man hot damn its everywhere!

[meredithturnip]

Look at my sexy facial hair!! :{D

[musiclover4610]

I think this should be Brian Wilson's themesong! The guy knows how to grow quite an epic beard.

[Belledarlingx]

Best song ever. 

[sweetcracka96]

look at my sexy facial hair! oh, man, HOT DAMN its everywhere!!

[iguanapatronus]

As a female, this song makes me wish I had the ability to have facial hair and rock it.

[xxRandomAznxx]

this is great.

[beastiessister1999]

theese guys sound like justin beiber hair obsesssed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jalencaelym]

Catchy :D

[TheLovelyLeecha]

It's like the hipsters theme song or something xD

I love it though :D

[Momopopoish]

sucks...



[botofslay]

Ill vomit !

[NinaLovesMichaelJJ]

“where’d you get that beard ? I GREW IT! how you keeep it so clean ? I SHAMPOO IT!

[channingduval]

Jesus Christ i have found Hipster's. I always thought you guys were just scene kids XD

[ViolentEmoCupcake]

lolz my friend john sent this to me over facebook because I said "My mustache brings all the girls to the yard" and it made him think of this song. I have to say, I love this song! xD

[rasheeqnizam]

Anytime the ladies give you a hard time for flaunting your manhood in beard form, remember, they're all just jealous.

[MrFlameYou]

@cecil425 YEAAAH

[MEKON17]

i'm rockin the beard like a tramp

[sodomyishthenewblack]

27 people are still boys.

not yet ready to grow their manhood

(:

[gefaellt]

why have you guys replaced this AWESOME bandname?!

[KennyGarrett95]

I've never heard anything express how great beards are so well, aside from gay lumberjack parties. Crazy stuff.

[Cptheadstomp420]

@KennyGarrett95 sounds like fun, i assume there were pancakes? and of course pleeeeenty of sausage.....

[thespringboards]

Damn! Funny stuff!

[Purogatorium]

25 people cant grow beards :(

[awesomelogic]

LOL.

[battlemullet]

douchers

[ItsSoKiwilicious]

Alle, die das durch LaDolceVegas kennen -> Daumen hoch bitte :D

[SarahsGehirn]

@ItsSoKiwilicious genau! .....weil vegas

[TheFrick60]

Once I was on a fishing boat and I tried to grow a beard but it would't float.

[bigpimpdaddy69]

as if the band name couldnt be anymore awesome, then comes this ridiculously insane song about beards. makes me glad im wearing a beard

[MKayeC95]

Oh my god. My friend showed me this song and the only part he sings gets stuck in my head ALL THE TIME "Trim it, cut it, comb it, style it. Clean it, and set with violet. Love it, but don't get violent. Rub it, but not in public. Eat with it, but don't get messy. Only rule is keep it classy." haha the perfect way to start 5th hour AP.

[TheLovelyLeecha]

@mattyvizzle They prolly couldn't handle all that audio sex.=(

[fartmonkey45]

is this from the bible?

[smokestackkk]

It's fun to be a girl and sing this in public.

[Allyouneedisluv1]

This is the greatest song ever (ok its in the top list of greatest songs ever cuz i say that about just about every song i like haha XD)

[FlamingDemon32]

25 peole dont have facial hair D:

[LAZRBASS]

they should make a video starring zach galifianakis

[noobrsninja4food]

If the whole song was like the first 20 seconds I would be in love.

[atebitt]

I GREW IT

I SHAMPOO IT

[Conman205]

This is my new theme song im playing it every time i enter a room

[theheartpolice]

bitches didn't include this in their new album. BOO.

[CodeOuch]

wrong... a beard must be savage!

[mloffland]

First off... if you can grow an awesome beard... you can grow a mustache. Just all around bad information in this "song".

[tommyk1347]

My mustache turns into a beard

[MzMaddiee]

Omg, This is the best song i have heard this year, i sent it to my friend who has a beard.. i hope he'll learn how to take care of it and keep it classy.. haha

[ShaunBowie94]

They're called Brite Futures now, apparently.

[SuperDuperSentinel]

Thats a hell of a band name

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

Are you SURE this isn't 3OH!3 and Ke$ha, lol? She even wears an indian headress in "Sophisticated Side Ponytail" like her and she loves beards. The only difference is these guys are funnier.

[kutiekatz90]

@kmacmuzikmafia27 another difference is NPSH has been around longer :)

[kmacmuzikmafia27]

@kutiekatz90

Really? That's what I wanted to know. I see where Ke$ha got her style now, :)

[wtfzombie]

Is the background Mr. Scruff? x]

[llcoolchae]

This has to be the greatest song ever written!!

[greenfruitface]

"Beardonaut".

[fcaicedod]

I love this song!!!!!

Is there a real video somewhere?

[greenmachin3]

@fcaicedod yea it's cool!

i have a feeling you're cool too ;)

[fcaicedod]

@greenmachin3 hahahaha thanx! :)

[lilmissfab96]

Look at my facial hair!!

[chilimagik]

@pussyman1990 you're an idiot and exactly what is wrong with the internet

[ApogyX]

better live

[NerdBerryz]

i LOVE this song!! i suddenly want a man with a mustache...

look at my facial hair!

oh man hot damn it's every where!

[awesome0sauce]

i love facial hair but this band is ridiculous

[michaelcthulhu]

Ever seen a sleepy bearded man eat a bowl of cereal and milk messily? It's hideous. Made me sick. Last time I ever have breakfast in sight of a mirror.

[MrJewfro91]

ive got some sweet chops myself.

[LetYourGameSpeak81]

lol, its pretty easy for me to grow one, my beard grows faster then my stash, >.>

[DozingGreen666]

I remember them playing this at the Weezer secret show at SF...it was pretty lulzy.

[TheNathaneh]

i dont shave b/c growing a beard is like having machine guns on your face :D

[PainMonkey]

@TheNathaneh That is now my new facebook status. Thank you.

[SugarLoona]

i like this one!

[tombom52]

EP version is way fucking better.

[karcabel11]

@tombom52 i cant find it anywheeree,:(

[sweetestflame]

LOL

[unklefocker]

this is why i don't shave

[unklefocker]

not nice considering i have had a beard since you were suckling your mother's titty.

[Loveyourchaosx3]

this song is simply amazing.

[deitobi]

this music is fantastic!!!!!!

[Punkiesidhe]

God, I freaking love this song.

[orcaran]

oh dam its everywhere

[bubrockit]

How you keep it so clean?!

I SHAMPOO IT!

[EdwardWasAVampire]

@bubrockit YEAH!

[mehhamha160]

i love me some good facial hair

[Sadistically]

Lyric wise, they are obviously being satirical.

THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN FUN.

[andyanyd]

This band is terrible and it distresses me that they exist :(

[hawkthewalk]

so your idea of bad music is stuff that doesn't take itself too seriously?

[andyanyd]

No that's irrelevant, Blink 182 didn't take themselves too seriously and they are still wonderful. This is just really stupid! And uninteresting! And obnoxious! So that's my idea of bad music.

[ctvwr]

no. blink182 sucked balls

[ctvwr]

lolitrolu

[Sierrafox17]

theres no such thing as bad music, just asshole people

[andyanyd]

Nah there's both.

[Sierrafox17]

ok you got me haha its true.

[andyanyd]

hahaha I'm living proof of the asshole thing, when I get bored I go on videos of bands I'm not fond of and insult them to get a reaction from there fans.....I guess that's pretty lame!

[Sierrafox17]

no not really cause i usually go on videos that i like and then insult the people who flame them haha

[argebarse]

@andyanyd yeah I do that too, even for bands that I do like.

[KforKaspur]

In my opinion, Fall out Boy is bad!

so there is such a thing as bad music but theres no such thing as a genre: Bad Music so people saying THIS MUSIC SUCKS it's just there opinion other people might enjoy listening to that type of music I personally like this song and Children of Bodom =)

[psychotix123]

like you i listen to slayer as well as this, nd some death metal aint bad either :)

[xmariXchaosx]

"look at my sexy facial hair oh hot damn its every where"

[kobald62]

Oh man, hot damn it's EVERYWHERE!

[preachersonjohn]

@kobald62 thats what she said

[Stolanis]

FYI for the ladies - I have a mustache.

[paulkrules1]

By Cracky!!!!

[equilshift]

Or Bike Racky, if you prefer

[wifiaaron]

Hot damn, I love this song xD

I have a sudden lust for facial hair.

[mrsgeeway80]

First song I heard by them. I was advised not to listen to them because they apparantly "sucked",

but whatevs!

They have been my favourite band for the past 3 months. I lovelovelovee NPSH! :D

[fuzzynutz108]

I was also there and they did an amazing job. I got there cd of Amazon & i'm 22

[ammieLied]

This has got to be the theme song for Manly Month of March. I demand it.

[alexnrachel1234]

haha i like them

[SimoneLouiseJanMaria]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[PapaBear747]

These guys are talented... and funny too.

[KiraCanFly]

I SHAMPOO IT!

hehe(;

[ToolonBass]

YEAH!!!

[charliebubblesoar]

haha. fun. they be silly. what does Natalie Portman think of them, I wonder? All I know is that she once said, "Oh, that's cool" when she heard about their name. It is cool.

[dmckiddemon]

0:20 YAYAH! XD

[Penguingirl220]

BEST SONG EVER. I know all the lyrics. "look at my facial hair" "oh man hi-damn its everywhere!"

[onleyclarke]

"I shampoo it!"

[Penguingirl220]

WWOOOOOHOOOO! I found the song!!!

[xxMsninjavampirexx]

:'{D>

yayay

facial hair

[ScireFlamma]

They're so fun live!

[HaylisCovers]

I SAW THEM IN CONCERT!! (: With Lily Allen in Mpls (:

[Debaucheries]

I saw then in concert with The Go! Team, Matt and Kim, and CSS

[Melsquando]

This song is so catchy. :)

[Sermarfil]

This song taught me how to take care of my facial hair

[steveojustice]

Well, it is the essential manual for owners of beards.

[MizPinayxBANG]

Lmao, love this song. Brilliant. [:

[crapyb]

lol this song rox

[fitzgibbon01]

The moment I heard this song I downloaded it. Its freakin brilliant

[Anon060]

what the fuck

[BigOlBagOfWhatsNew]

lol

[toastandjam4]

D:  creepy?

[prettyrecklessfan]

YAY FOR FANBRATS.

i lol'd.

[tanhuanhollow]

I approve.

[OMGOSHPOSHJOSH]

they're the best live. (:

[BassGal17]

so true! i saw them in the 22 with Lily Allen in Toronto :) so amazing !

[breadfishblarg]

Ah, I'm so jealous! I love Lily Allen and Nightbeast! Lucky you ;)

[Airybe]

This needs to be on my MP3 player...

[aroon923]

Beard Lust - Natalie Portman's Shaved Head -.-

[rainbowchickennugget]

best . song . ever .

[fleurr92]

i love this song

[got2dance4fun]

dude they opened for lily allen.....THEY SUCK!!!!!!!

[hismyman3635]

bahahahahahaha this is so random..........(: hahaha

[cloudy97]

lol I LOVE this fricking song, it's so kick-ass!

[MadHatterVids]

AGREED!

[shayhogan10]

iwish

icould grow a fresh beard

[LOLcinema]

darkenxdreams45

actually there is another version of the song (which i actually like better) where it says shit damn.

i have that version on my ipod and in the end clair sings.

[Springalicious77]

random songs about facial hair FTW :)

[Wawalkers]

omg i love singing this song to my friends...its so funny cause they're like wtf??

[darkenedXdreams45]

if i hear even a little bit of this song its stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

haha all my friends are annoyed cause i randomly start singing it in the middle of class

this is an amazing song!

i love it.

it makes me giggle

[p0ptartluvr]

wow wow haha!!!

[bigsex000]

oh man, shit damn is EVERYWHERE

[darkenedXdreams45]

its oh man, HOT damn its everywhere

not shit damn

[jwil89]

if you don't like it then why listen to it?

[bord4n]

I was linked this video, and it is utter crap, at the least. Listening to this was like having chop sticks shoved down my ear cavities, then pulled out and repeated.

[leguminoso]

no they're not, they're so much better :D

[fataznhottie]

marry me claire

[DoUBeliveNRockNRoll]

a friend told me about these guys in Gym class today xD

i had to check them out, their name is so cool and they're from seattle :D