Assassin's Creed : The annoying beggar woman !

[keltar2007]

LOl///Mi Family's sick and Dying!

[whodafuckfarted]

what about the drunk hobo that punches you?

[TimeLegacy]

Mission: Save Citizen

Objective: Kill a beggar

[TobiasWins4]

@ILuvPie728 Assasin's Creed: Revelations: Only three beggar women.

[TheStarflare]

Just take out ur weapon like the sword the runaway after that.

[frankynguyen2009]

god i remember i was starting a mission to kill 3 informer's targets in damascus and all of a sudden when i try to perform stealth kills like 6 of these bitches come and attract attention to me and i have to start the fuck all over again

[HersheyBars81]

Ezio could have killed that begged without the begger knowing

[Gamer4Ever727]

The beggar was your sacrifise

[SonicChaocc]

An annoying Beggar Appeared!

Altair used Punch!

Beggar ran away!

You angered the guards!

[DarkPuIse]

For those of you who pity the beggar, look at it this way:

It's one less mouth to feed.

That means more food for her sick and dying family!

[enflyve]

cant agree more with the saved citizen ;D

[SoraKH296]

No, YOU don't understand, I have NOTHING!

[tutial1]

First she ask for money then you kill her then you get points her all she was doing was asking for money is it that bad that you really save someone by killing not bad people

[crashboxfly1]

annoying beggar

[crashboxfly1]

I always just kill them. To me its way worth it to lose synchronization just to kill that

[mrtaterhed]

ha. women: plz just some coins i beg of u plz sir im hungry!

u: 1:03 my blade is spose to be a sign im sick of hearing u.

women: please just a few coins plz sir. plz.

u: ok im done. fuck u. *stabs her8

women: ughh ughh. just..... a.......ugh........few........­.. coins..........

[xXxqdOdpxXx]

lol, altair kill the beggar to save the citizen

WTF

[MyHollow666]

Look up awesome creed

[AlbertTheFox1]

Is there anyway on giving money because for some reason I feel pity on the begger woman just like in real life (is that normal 0_O)

[SatsugaiKaze]

I'M POOR AND SICK AND HUNGRY

NUUU YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I HAVE NOTHING

*climbs wall*

*almost dies because of beggar throwing rock, beggar runs off*

TROLOLOLOLOL

.

I like turning Altair around on the spot so that the beggar has to run circles around me. WORK FOR YOUR COINS, RAT, RUN ON THE WHEEL

[aidencurl]

Midlands accent?

[samuriguy909]

i enjoy killing beggars 

[anatete1]

@samuriguy909 it's cruel but incredibly hilarious.

[andyteves8]

0:43 See!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats what made this game bad and unrealistic. Instead of LEAVING YOU THE F ALONE to ask the other guy for some money who walked by NOPE she follows you more even though you have weapons all over your body, look like you want to kill (particularly someone you could easily get away with killing such as a person with no home or family *cough cough this women* and you dont even answer her. Seriously Fuck you lady lol

[WalrusGrdn]

Why does the beggar woman have a British accent? Aren't they in Israel? Huh.

[classicZOSO]

Oh man...I remeber I got a chain reaction like this:

Beggar- please give me $..No You don't understand I HAVE NOTHING!

Altair/me- *SHut..the FK...UP!

Beggar- PLease sir im poor, sick and HUNGRY!! *Que in 3 more old women*

Altair/me- Fkn Hell more!? RRGH! *Run and shove* then:

Mentally disabled guy- Nyeah..NYEAH YE YAH! *shoves me ass RIGHT INTO A GUARD!

Guard- "DIE HEATHEN!"

ALtair/Me- MUTHA!!!! *Runs like hell on rooftops*

[LOLCRAZEDmonkey]

@classicZOSO

oh i remember the retards in AC1 they were fucking anoying and once 1 of them hit me and i died

[Borelo]

I love killing that bitch she is just sooooooooo annoying

[andyteves8]

@Borelo LMAO i laughed hard when i read this

[peterparqua]

MIRRORS CREED

[MachineD24]

He should of ask for a BJ haha

[ginja64]

citizen: praise god u saved me from that annoying beggar woman

[iloveichigo123]

I always grab her and throw her lol or i run full speed at her and she walks aways

[GTHEBESTDUDE]

@iloveichigo123 yeah you get an achievement for throwing them just 10 or 25 times

[noorio789]

lol i never bought ac1 but i play ac brotherhood and immmmm soooooo annoyed by them and those singers, i waste my ammo on killing them !

[bussenny123]

i was like WTF! T_T" ..... how did that happen..

(i lol so hard too)

[GamerAnas]

They R really fuckin annoying --___-- !!

[MCAKES616]

wow 0.o

[jarockstar27]

WTF??!!!

[CreamPieVids]

lol i like the reaction "you saved me"

"WTF?"

[SpartanForgeWorld300]

thank god you saved me XD XD XD times infinity

[starmandeluxe5]

the replaced her with the annoying guys with the guitar or what ever it is

[eziodetoreze2k11]

Y u stab her

[whymesuper]

I always throw money on the floor for 10f but i rob evrey person that comes and make a thousand thumbs up if u agree

[12malask21]

I always stab em no matter what

[silver2478]

Lol i agree wit da guy who said she only beggs to the mysterious hooded man watchin fum a distance dat takes a secong to luuk awsome and has multiple weapons blades and daggers on his body XD

[chibigrunt]

When my brother was playing AC2, he was still getting used to the controls and accidentally stabbed a random guy in the head. We were like, oh shit O_o!... Then he hid the body in the haystack.... Am I the only one who hides the bodies in the haystack or dumps the in the waters...?

[ILuvPie728]

assassins creed: The beggar woman

assassins creed 2: That annoying street performer

assassins creed broterhood: THREE BEGGAR WOMEN AND THE STREET PERFORMER.

[CyberMine1996]

@ILuvPie728 omg what do you thinks waiting for us in AC Revelations? :(

[ILuvPie728]

@CyberMine1996 now they'll attack you :P

[Yceb0x]

@ILuvPie728 And now Assassin's Creed: Revelations. *shutters*

[LOLCRAZEDmonkey]

@ILuvPie728

U KNOW WHATS MORE ANNOYING

THE MENTAL RETARDS IN THE FIRST AC

THEY HIT AND KILL U BEFORE WAVING THEIR ARMS AND SAYING "BLRRR FRRA UMM U MMMMMM JHSGJSBISSV??????"

[Matrixman2015]

if anyone played this you woud know that killing an innocent person will take your life away. which is funny cause usually you get damaged by enemies.

[jvaferreira93]

and when those bitches throw rocks at you when u ignore them? that and the freaks and drunks fuck them all.

[IPunchUnicorns]

LOL

[ChihuahuaLover9991]

i remember i watched this before i played AC, i didnt get it. now i do >.<

[charlottebrady96]

@ChihuahuaLover9991 they are so annoying ! >:[

[CoD3fan2]

one time i was nice enough to give a bard money and then i pickpocketed him and he had more than average.... so i killed him.

[spearadjustment7]

yep the city will know of his sacrifice when he saved the city from being annoyed by that stupid beggar i used to kill them like he did but today i just threw her down the stairs XD!

[TommyVercetti214]

These bitches were ultra annoying always at the places were you had to do important assassinations

[BlackBurgerShot2]

@xLikeABlondex Hahaha... man the beggars and than the drunks... I hated how they only seemed to ask the guy with the multiple weapons around his body too!

[SuperHushPuppy]

In reality beggars beg for money just for drugs, and etc.

Beggars never win and we all know that. Unless they stop whining and stop being lazy. XD

[BlackBurgerShot2]

@xLikeABlondex Oh my god... what a pain in the ass! She was really determined to get her money, eh?

[PretentiousTwat]

LMFAO!!!

[BlackBurgerShot2]

@xLikeABlondex Onto the Roofs?

LOL!

[spartanwarrior46]

Her famiy is dying and all you do is stab her. You sick person lmao!!!

[Jazmillenium]

Please sir im cold sick and HUNGRY!!!

[mapomonster]

hahahaha

[jessfireify]

I would have done the SAME thing..

[dervishofwin]

I dont get it, its just stupid why she would throw rocks at you. I dont see beggars throwing stuff at me when I dont give them money........... UNLESS, SHE IS SECRETLY A TEMPLAAAA.

[Eternaleopardkill]

You saved her!!! €:

[DarkWolfBlood001]

O_O SHE HAD A TWIN!!!!

[peteking01]

- All the city will know your sacrifice!

- Er... thanks, but wasn't it HER sacrifice? It wasn't even a sacrifice anywaz...

[PrankerDemon]

I consider this every time some college jerkoff begs but acts like that isn't his brand new Dodge truck, or some old nasty elderly skank at a 7/11 says "Can you spare money for the kids? Well CAN YOU?"

[ecchibanzaii]

1:14 HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That must've felt so good for Altair and that poor woman you saved from the evil beggar tyranny.

[gtagamer651]

Shoulda just stood quiet...

[Tathagat8]

you know why annoying beggars are near stalls? so you can trow them at it, i always do so

[lolmanboom]

how dare they interrupt an assassin >:(

[TheBladedMarshmallow]

What I don't get is that in the Rich District there is tons of poor women... If you climb up buildings they chuck stones at you and sometimes say "Take that you ungrateful swine" and then run off.

[TalonMercenary]

yeah except the bards are less annoying and you can grab and throw them down the wells lol

[TalonMercenary]

the most annoying people in the whole game URGHHHH that voice

[3373hunter]

where exactly can i find this woman? and it was a happy end mabye she was begging to the woman that yoy ''saved''

[Tinman888100]

If I had a dollar for every time they made me fail a mission...... o_e

[atrax1000]

U know punching them is more hilarious

[08betterthenyer08]

the programmings so obvious in this game - bugger off and go annoy someone else for once.

[mickeymigs321]

Altair: "How am I supposed to give you money when the developres didn't even put in a money system to begin with?"

[zephyroz91]

Unemployment: Annoying since the time men carried swords around

[LittleArmah]

UNFun fact : The beggars come back in AC:Brotherhood.

[cooldude861]

1:09 was so funny, i dont think i could take any more

[alfdhan]

Funny is that you can't give money in AC1.

[TheJbloom]

"just spare a few coins. All i ask for few coins. My family is sick and dying, could you spare a few coins" SCRAAAAANGZZZZZZ !!!!!

Lady-"you've saved me. All the city will know of your sacrifice"

Altair: "I must've smoked some strong shit last night"

Also i love the way the people behind there say " there's a murderer loose" instead of "murderer on the loose"

[masterofassassins1]

if you throw 5 beggars you get a achviement

[AznDuD333]

she will throw rock at u if u run away, ubi made it annoying like that

[Tinman888100]

I hate it when these beggars are following me around when they knock over a person carrying a vase and all the guards chase after me. :L

[SuperEzio9]

LOL!!!

[ReversedAngel01]

at 1:01 kill. dont kill, kill, dont kill, kill, dont kill,kill, dont kill, KIIIILLLLLLL !!!!!!!

[Criscogurl21]

That aggravates me so much to hear her voice again. I remember after just one playthrough of the game that i'd at least heard her 200 times over. She screwed up so many of my missions.

[PyclerVids]

Begger: Can I have just a phew coins please!?!

Altair: (HiddenBlade) ~Stab~ "ASK GOD WOMEN"

[AwesomeDIL]

Yeah. Fuck them... Want some money? Go ask Ezio. Fucking pricks just when I was about to act cool and assassinate someone not having the need to lock on target and they suddenly ran right through me,assassinated,caused a commotion and I had to desynch and start the mission again. FUCKKK!!!

[henckel15]

i hate the crazy people that push you

[skatman5162]

if you hang from a ledge while next to a beggar she will throw rocks at you and if you jump down she will run away!

[theme525]

@skatman5162 i can just image that... that would be funny in real life

[WTFDudeWhoRU]

rofl, "Could you spare a few couns, please???" *assassinate* "Thank god you've saved me!!!" 0_o (WTF??? Oh, well, I'll kill her too.) *assassinates*

[Rammball]

just like those goddamn lute players from Ac2

[mxzsimzkh20]

@Rammball for real they like follow you around like"lalalala" i steal thier money if they come anywhere near me xD

[rayane181297]

lol my family is dying just some coin plz

*knifes*

there you happy ? well i think your family will be happy now to don't have a annoying girl

THANK GOD YOU SAVED ME !!!

O_o WTF ?!!

[TestStunt]

lol! nice job ! 

[Stelios7xXx]

and they throw rocks if you try to avoid them!!

fucking beagars!!!!!

[Rachamacha]

Well you must admit, they sure did a good job at programming her. It sure gets the job done when it comes to pissing me off....

[FunnyForceFive14]

I just kill thebeggers , lol

[Pwnage2211]

There were 2 beggars in front of me and i was trying to kill a target, and they stopped me from moving and i bumped them and the guards got pissed off at me. I had to restart the memory and the same thing happened 3 times after that.

[TheAse007]

ewww this game...ITS AWESOME

[skateordiety27]

can you spare a coin? i have nothing ! ahhh!! NO MEANS NO DONT YOU GET IT RRRRGGHHH!!!

-Awesomes creed

look it up!

[NinjaPeach94]

@skateordiety27 HAHA follow me now, bitch *leap of fail*

[Varyalover]

@NinjaPeach94 She'll probably do a backwards fall of faith, but break her neck on the side of the cart.

[NinjaPeach94]

@Varyalover basically what altair did in awesomes creed anyways xD

[guudgidga]

@skateordiety27

haha, follow me now bitch >:D

[mawang411]

is that an irish accent

[AquilaRomana8]

@mawang411

No it's a northern-English one, sounds like a Manchester one to me.

[dragonair907]

at 0:59 my inner assassin is screaming "Press square.."

[imba99dude]

5/12 citizens saved from those annoying beggar woman! XD

[wings0Fneon]

i think hse happy cause now she doesnt have to deal with annoying beggar woman

[dadas360]

LMAO, I laughed when he turned on eagle vision and started examining her .

[XDevilGirl666X]

I hate them annoying beggar women they get in my trying to kill my target there as annoying as them lute players in AC 2 lol

[superbuhhh]

@EPICchicks

Hahahaaa xD i like that in my... ASS xD

[themattster666]

LMAO when altair kills beggar and citizen says "PRASE GOD U SAVED ME!! THE WHOLE CITY WILL KNOW OF YOUR SACRIFICE"

[adamx2k9]

why do lots of people in acre have british accents?

[MrSpetsnaz]

@adamx2k9 the English during the the Third Crusade were in control of Acre at the time...usually people would go along as ''pilgrims''. This is the only reason I can think of, dont quote me exactly.

[EPICchicks]

0:16

Ahh you seem know exactly what you want, i like that in my 'ass'?

[dshrm]

when she says my family's sick and dyin sounds like she's singin & im like WTF !

[0AhmadMetallic0]

fucking hysterical! altair's like "im this far from slitting this bitch's throat"

[yunarinvsxlightning]

lol :D :D :D

[revo8778]

Replaced with the Annoying Bard in AC2.

[linkdamasta64]

wow even the citizens hate her

[DrewCarlo27]

Please just a little…*shink!* lol

[CrimsonDivine]

LMAO thats fucking hillarious

[Buggylib11]

Lol WTF

[imaginary92]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha XD

[LucyWalsh97]

lolz ^ ^

[dragondagger21]

she sounds like she has a English accent

[omuletulnou]

can this game run on my pc even if i have You Have Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz ?

[CrimsonDivine]

@omuletulnou most definately

[omuletulnou]

@CrimsonDivine

i tried it and its sometimes laggy but works on lowest graphics too bad it crashes like at evrey 10 minutes

[CrimsonDivine]

@omuletulnou hnnm senms to work fine for me and I have a weaker CPU, maybe its yoru graphics card? you didn't mention which one you have.

[omuletulnou]

@CrimsonDivine

i went to the system requirements lab and i pass the recomended system requirements exept that i have Intel(R) Pentium(R) 4 CPU 3.00GHz and i need Intel Core 2 Duo 2.2 GHz or AMD Athlon 64 X2 4400+ or better

anyways i have downloaded it from torrents and that might be the cause of the crashes

[CrimsonDivine]

@omuletulnou oh yeah duh I forgot, the one you mentioned is a single core ^_^;

[N6600]

the singing twats in assassins creed 2 are much more annoying. lol

[ShuffJedSoccerBasket]

@N6600 ahaha both of them are, they bother us while assisination missions

[TheFlowMeister]

just tap high profile breifly and she will scarper.

[ultimatesaged]

I fucking hate those beggars, I wish there is a no-beggars mod for PC..

[MrMcSketchy1]

i just sliced the bitches head off its much more fun

[ZeMuN4eVeR]

How , well he saved her before he cilled the anoying women...

[FuruBaOtaku]

LOL when you did Eagle Vision. xDD

[asrath]

Hahahahaha this one must be the funniest "Save citizen" scene.

[DouglasPrestesPenha]

(altair kills anoyng beggar)

victim:thank go you saved me all the city will know of your sacrifice!

lmao

[Clanitz]

LMAO! Thank God you saved me! xD

[955Austin]

i can relate those beggars suck!

[AnglOsAxOn2]

I love the way she runs ahead of you, I want to give them money, in return for a.....never mind ;)

They are not as annoying as the nut nuts who push you around.

[talonstudioz]

@AnglOsAxOn2 and thus, prostitution was brought into this world. XD

[theme525]

@talonstudioz HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Lojzan]

HAHAHHAH WTF

[gwilendiel]

Haha this is one of the things that annoyed me the most about this game... I wish you could tell them to eff off, or at least give them something. The fact you're expected to ignore them is what drives me insane. XD I find throwing them into a wall repeatedly until they die to be an especially brutal and satisfying method of dealing with them.

[Alturqeyathome82]

Annoying Poor Women:"Just A Few Coins,Please,I Need Food,I'm So Hungry,Just A Little Money,I Beg Of You "

Al-Tair:"Suck My Dick & I'll Give You Tons Of Money"

LOL i keep thinking of this after each of these bitches comes to me when playing Assassin's missions :)

[VinnieTheHeadSifter]

wow that begger must've annoyed the sh*t outta everyone for her to say you saved them

[ITACHIx15117]

WTF!!!!!!!

[CRanNL]

Epic win

[Videogameaddict78]

Altair: "kills annoying woman"

Citizen: thank god you've saved me

WTF