Henry Rollins - Hunting the Scallop (Shock & Awe, The Tour)

[TheBumblelover]

Seen him 2nd time at a spoken word gig last night and met him after! He's the man!!

@moonlily1 William Shatner was making an album of his own at the time and his producer phoned Rollins to ask him to appear as a guest on a track with Shatner.

@repoman2112 Its not stand up at all, its spoken word. He tells you stories from his life and they are great!

[repoman2112]

Henry's a funny guy, but seeing him do straight-up stand up is a little weird.

[themetalman3]

I love that little jump he does at 1:34. I crack my ass up every time seeing that.

[thelivingfire]

scallops taste soooo goood!

[iluvmattbomer]

he is so fucking hot!

[moonlily1]

not having seen this before, how did henry happen to meet william shatner?

[scottpunkrock]

Henry would make a hell of a mime too.

[aprvdb]

Silent spear of death (H)

[118519]

deep sea Ninjas? XD

[PunkMartyr]

If I could be even 1/10 of Rollins Id be happy

[muknuk]

Hey bro, I'm sorry we can't all have your good taste. Some of us look good in black tho, and don't enjoy being broke. Maybe you can change it all! All you'd have to do is come up with a coherant argument as to why we we should ignore Rollins, instead of sounding like a kindergaretener with a slightly inflated vocabularly. Take a look at your sentance structure there:

Personal opinion delivered as an insult, poor me syndrome, epithet, aggresive stereotype insult, stereotype. Meglamaniac?

[PATYPUS3]

Wow! I must've been angry that night.  No suprise. I retract my comment. It was outta bounds and based from drunken cynicism. Thanks for calling me out.

[muknuk]

No worrys my friend! I've been there, lol. The alcohol makes it most understandable. Start a riot! (=

[thegreatmrt]

Haha its all good dude, at least you weren't being a true douche like kids who randomly comment videos talking shit for no reason but to start an internet fight.

[WANGZOOMZIP]

I love people who say "I dont watch television" (Thrak0z) like it is a badge of integrity YET they spend time on the biggest pile of worthless magazines in the can (the internet as in YOUTUBE) Yes Oh Thrak0z your great accomplishments in life are surely made possible by your youtube perusing and ramblings! LOL HAHA

[KruJohn]

Undersea ninjas. Pure gold.

[zeightygeisty]

Fuck off this guy is beast

[Thrak0z]

On a side note, he pantomimes firing some kind of gun... underwater.  Most guns don't even fire underwater :) Also, the greater resistance of water (vs air) makes bullets useless pretty fast.

[Spinnygrass]

1. Most people already knew this, and those who didn't found out when Mythbusters aired.

2. He was talking about ninjas hunting Scallops. Reality was checked at the door. This was just a comedy act based on the kinda stuff people think about when confronted with something they don't know, but are intrigued about.

[Thrak0z]

Good points, spinnygrass. I was just making an observation that I found funny. On another side note, I don't watch television, so I was unaware about the Mythbusters episode. Cheers

[acidstar5831]

This is pretty fucking funny. His underwater signals had me laughing my head off, how is the crowd not absolutely screaming with laughter? :(

[guitardude5000]

henry rollins is the coolest

[offwithitshead]

he never said he was a comedian. that is not his profession. he is a story teller, a thinker, a spoken word artist these days. he never said he stuff was comedy. some of it just happens to be very funny.

[skippypastel]

pretty shitty comdedian.

[theDudeAbides99]

maybe youd like a nice fart joke....thats probebly on your level

[guitardude5000]

ha!

[brandonut]

fuck you rollins is fucking amazing.

[brandonut]

you think your so smart. what does smart even mean, you know how to spell, you simplify polynomials. how does that matter at all. and especially in music. go to your college and make your meaningless insites. with a bunch of other sheep that will never do anything passionate.fuck you your the reason rock is dead and american idol is the biggest thing in the world. everything you learn is wrong. and your dad must be a pussy. i hate people like you

[skippypastel]

Your a fucking retard talking shit out the side of your ass. you dumb-ass dick! You slam me, say im shallow for thinking Henry Rollins is not that great? Your a fucking hypocrite AND an IDIOT. You may as well be a religious fanatic with such passion and lack of self awareness. "simplify polynomials" your the one who thinks you so smart, all I ever said was that Henry Rollins ain't exactly the shit.

[skippypastel]

Dude, .. you just need to eat a big pubic hair sandwich.

[thrawn400]

Brandonut, are you some KKK guy who's turning Rollin's idea against him, and pretending to be a fan of his to make us look like semi-literate uneducated fools? Or are you just demonstrating how useless you find spelling and grammar? Is your argument against the claim that "He's an intellectual gorilla" an attempt to show what an actual intellecual gorilla is like?

[thrawn400]

"your" the reason people like skippypastel think Rollins is shitty. and your dad must be an idiot or very ashamed that you are the fruit of his loins.

[brandonut]

you have no idea what punk is about

[guitardude5000]

lol man

[guitardude5000]

ok dude u dont have a clue what ur talking about. for one, rock is not dead. and two, ur just trying to make urself sound smart by using big words like "polynomials" to make urself sound smart. you probably dont even know what it means. i bet you listen to sell-out bands like fall out boy and all american rejects(who suck by the way)and ur just saying things you dont know about.and if u ever really listened to what he says hes accualy pretty damn smart.

[0wastedyouth0]

wat u listen too not thast those fucks dont suck

[guitardude5000]

what?

[thrawn400]

Just because he makes undersea-scallop-hunting-ninja jokes doesn't make him an intellectual gorilla.

[SimpatiK]

No. He's AMAYYZING!

[SJB666]

What the hell do you say about such a piss poor performance. Um ...........um..........Shit?

[j777777]

Stupid.