Margaret Cho- Whale Watching/ Are you Gay?

[lezvamp13]

"no dick for me, thank you" lol

[RavenBlaze]

was this filmed at the "big gay conference" in Minneapolis?

[mayfri77]

awesome!!!

[GaynHotBoy88]

more hardcre imo ! Like at GayBangz . Com its great for boys vids

[blueyedemo6]

lol

[RobbieC1981]

her british accent is pretty awful - too australian... she's funny tho x

[zombiecheez]

i looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooooove margaret cho!

[Sabreeshuh]

i must say thats my fav clip of her. and as a lesbian i find it more funny than i probably should :D

[strangebump]

save the gay baby whales!!!

[xOMGsean]

laaawl.

ever since i watched this video so long ago i've loved her.

and this will always be my favourite one. :D

[YAYCONFORMITY]

That was half of a really good set. The first half was great and original. The second half however was pretty generic. I've heard similar jokes from many comedians, saw the punchlines coming from a mile away and if I never hear another asian comic do the stereotypical asian voice it will be too soon. Especially 3+ minutes of it.

[Thanos700]

Margaret Cho is so fuckin hot dude.. I'm a freak who likes fat chicks, and Asian girls, and this girl is a chubby Asian girl.. her comedy for me is hit and miss, sometimes she's funny sometimes she's annoying, but I wish she could blow my dick off with those Asian features and big cheeks

[JIA1122]

I don't get the name of the first horse. What is that?

[valkyrio]

Galloping Clitoris.

[SarahLeeAnn]

OMG! Who knew she was so funny?

[isthean]

I love her she is so funny

[mcpolo442]

LOVE HER!!!

[SpamWarrior3000]

God, I love this sketch so so SO much. Margaret Cho is made of win and awesome.

[dennisdeem]

One of our generation's greatest comediennes, hands down! I've loved everything she's ever done.

[OrionsChild]

There's a lot of those kinds of sites, but what is there for lesbians? :(

[SilasCilice]

xtube? It's a site for EVERYTHING. And no viruses!

[LolLayla]

margaret cho fricken rules

[ladyvee7110]

"Only gay screen call"...LOL!

[Swedishgirrl]

LOL....my fave!  Thanks!

[JohnBlaqk]

You have a coorl mommy

Mommy is soo coorl!

[david4224]

"maybe one day you grow up to be P.E. Teacher!"

[nicgabmck]

So many gay...wahhh!

[dd8630]

'It's quite a rude name, don't you think? It should be, "No dick for me, thank you"'

[eburn]

WHERE'S MY SLUT PRIDE PARADE?!

I love her...

[leni31]

*mommy knows aaaaaall about that gays*

ahahahha! OMG shes sooo coo lXD!

[angvilica]

haha the way she imitates her mother was soooo funny! Haha!

[Edengoth]

In maxim magazine...no bias at all.

[robertds1962]

the gay like the picnickmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[agentadvocate]

I love her a ridiculous amount. I am forever saying to my girlfriend that she's probably a great lesbian because she sure does love manatees... Sea mammals.

THANK YOU for letting me have access to this on YouTube! One of my favourite bits!

[FairyGayMother]

Mother loves you Margaret!!!

[abfabbrynie]

i love the shit out of her.

[bichomenor]

"we all got on the same cycle" XD best line!

[seesure4]

SLUT PRIDE!

[agentadvocate]

SLUT PRIDE! I AM THE ASS MASTER! XD

[cbrun67176]

lol lol

[Andypitcin303]

dis is shit, and uet againon da posh british stertotypes, shes obsessed or something, shes too loud, and shes not really very funny, paul merton over her anyweek, sorry not my cup of tea

[CadetChick4ever]

Sluts pride!

[ndlili]

slut pride!!

[ndlili]

lol

[zombie567]

only gayyyyyyyyyy screen callllllllll

[bloatedsilverfish]

"horse number two...'no dick for me'"...xDDDD

[thelousyllama]

She is funny lol.... Go sluts...lol

[devaepiphany]

seriously if all you are going to do is come on here twice and complain that she is a fat lesbian whore...blah blah blah, i think you either need to get help since you keep watching it and maybe get laid

[Andypitcin303]

who mentioned she was lesbian, i think they were just objecting on the terms of her weight and her lack of funniness, i disagree with the former bu sadly ahve to agree with the latter, although i found how how thye put it rather distasteful

[Andypitcin303]

skee

[xcalilovex]

y not korea?

[devaepiphany]

it's a joke from her mother that there are no gays from where she is from...duh...

[issues1oner]

I had to watch this again.. it's FUCKING FUNNY!

[Mopspoeter]

OMG, I just wet myself! She deserves a parade :-)

[RCA76]

This shit is sooooo funny. Can't handle it? Don't watch it then!

[xcalilovex]

fuck off u damn homophobe!

[championxeneixe]

So...how much I have to pay for that/?Because Pastor and Priest love money too much....

[championxeneixe]

knightster1951...I want to call Jesus...Can you give me the NUMBER?

[Spyco]

No dick for me, THANK YOU xD Hilarious. I love her!

[sparkling21iris]

"am i gay? am i straight?

i'm just slutty! where's my parade??"

HILARIOUS!!!

[Heronfly]

why are we talking about God on a Margaret Cho video?

LOL.

P.E Teacher XD and P.E classes would be cancelled. HAHAHAA!!

[bluemorphomedia]

Still freakin´ hilarious! I love her! Whoever thinks this ain´t funny just doesn´t have sense of humor!

[HyugaHinatafan810417]

People need to make fun of stereotypes.

[Andypitcin303]

yeh but does she do it all da time, and like shes not really my sort of comic from wat i've seen unfortanely

[HyugaHinatafan810417]

Yeah well, apprently many people loves her for that, including me.

[Andypitcin303]

sorry i'll just won't slate anymore, its pointless and hutful, i'll just rate poorly to show my displeasure

[MJJLWolf]

Still not funny!

[Andypitcin303]

so true

[fag187]

omg I love this women so fuckin much! she never makes anyone bored while talking lol

[TheSouthernGentleman]

How can a woman have sex with another woman? All they can do is rub on each other.

[mikedubya]

There's always strap-ons. And oral. And fingers. And fruits/vegetables.  Anyways sex doesn't always have to involve a penis or penetration for a woman to get off. And, if they film it, it's awesome.

[TheSouthernGentleman]

You disgust me.

[Kkaayynnoo]

( L )

[Ipeedontookie]

Okay, she still isn't funny

[tnekkc]

I've been married since 1975 to my wife, Hillary.

She tolerates me.

[tnekkc]

The same kind of joke in that there is a excessive tension, that is released with a punch line, that takes some imagination to get.

Cho sets up the tension, but never delivers a punch.

[elainaxmarie]

hilarious

[joiningu]

Wow, I just discovered her. She's just as great as Kathy Griffin!

[TonyHufford]

I've never laughed so hard when she said this:

"AM I GAY?! AM I STRAIGHT?! And I realized... I'm just slutty! Where's my parade? WHAT ABOUT SLUT PRIDE?!"

[tnekkc]

It doesn't mean you are gay, but it does mean you are easily amused.

How do you react at a party when someone puts a lampshade on their head?

Funny, huh?

[TonyHufford]

Yup. :) Hell, I laugh at a dust bunny. :-P LOL

[DaXue]

she's really good. The only person I can think of that beats her in the facial expression department is Fred Travalena.

[pacificyvr]

i love you.....Your so funny:) Seen you in Vancouver twice and just adore your stories..

[shockies]

LOL Blowhole

[domytube]

L M A O ! luv it when she channels her mom!

[EveSimone]

To Tnekkc-you no talent loser-Margaret Cho is a brilliant and unique comedian. Nobody has to be gay to enjoy her witty and insightful comments. All of these jealous negative comments made by you--only indicate that you have the IQ of a grasshopper, no sense of humor to speak of, are jobless and have no prospects because you're unskilled and you're MAD! :-D haha!!

[tnekkc]

Eve,

I have been an engineer for 30 years, and have no trouble finding work.

Many engineers tell me I should do stand up.

What sells for me I Lewis Black imitations with my own engineering material.

So, I have employment and a sense of humor, Cho is just not up to my standards.

[EveSimone]

Hello Tnekkc.Congratulations on your being an Engineer (does this mean that you are intelligent)?..and with a proclivity to stand up comedy as well? Being an Engineer does not omit the possibility that you may have to contend with some other troubling issues in your intellect or personality. Because you seemed to make such rash inferences about Cho-with provoking and fiery remarks about her size (over and over again) and lack of talent, I simply had to reply.

[EveSimone]

Tnekkc-In conclusion-

If it were a fat slob of a man (there are many)-would you make the same comments and what does size have to do with humour anyhow? I wondered what was motivating you. We all have different humour but you were so adamant about her not being funny, her being big as a whale, a lesbian etc-that it implied something else. She's brilliant to me but I'm not trying to persuade you.

[EveSimone]

Tnekkc-I think you're a looney tune-mad hatter "Engineer" and all your little Engineer friends find you funny ay? Who are these "Engineer" friends? So- why don't you concentrate on your budding (or wilting) stand up career instead and quit picking on Cho? You're divorced right?What woman could stand those derogatory and brutish opinions of yours? I've met a lot of Engineers in my day-and not one of them -I'll tell ya-was either handsome or funny....Tou·ché!!!...tnekkc (redneck)...

[littlemuffinhead]

I adore her,

brilliance!

[giveafuckdont]

I don't get all this people being so offended by her presence... can she maybe do something you can't? like being herself?

[tnekkc]

I could never be an unfunny fat female.

I am disturbed by the cadence and inflection of humor without humorous material.

I think she could BE funny, if someone handed her some material.

[EveSimone]

Tnekkc-She's brilliant to me but I'm not trying to persuade you. Your incendiary statements made about Cho in almost every youtube video seemed to point towards a kind of obsession with her or a need to vent or a hatred of women (very common with men) or an inferiority complex. It's hard to psychoanalyze your troubling comments on a youtube video.

[tnekkc]

If I do a joke like, "My wife's relatives get their PhDs at Harvard.....but my relatives get their DWIs at the King County jail.

That is the same kind of joke as Rosanne Barr doing, "My husband must think that the uterus is homing device. He say, 'Honey, where are the Cheetos?', as if he can't pick up the sofa cushions and look for them himself.

[EveSimone]

No-'cause you're an unfunny fat male or perhaps a male with no muscles-a skeletal little pip-squeak of a man... I'm disturbed by you and your lack of anything positive to say. Lemme see your comic material-you...you....ENGINEER YOU!!!......

[parksta426]

ah...

you so dikey... lol

[SimooliganStudios]

She's so hilarious!

[somedudewithvideos]

pathetic.

[tnekkc]

I am not as repulsed by her whale appearance as her vocal inflections that indicate SHE THINKS SHE IS FUNNY.

Yikes!

I am creeped out by that fat nerd!

[suzywong30]

well don't watch it then

[giveafuckdont]

lol, how silly... well, I laughed at her awfuly, and obviously we can hear a HUGE crowd who also thinks she's funny, talented and authentic, so your comment really means shit

[tnekkc]

And I'll bet your laugh is awful, but would fit in on that cruise.

She is an authentic whale, as were most on the boat.

Now you have more of my comments in your head.

[giveafuckdont]

jeez, what am i to do now, this is so much I can't deal with it... some moron out there who doesn't even know me (or has heard me laugh) thinks my laugh is awful, that really hurts LOL

[gtrmanz]

Well, they must love watching her whale butt.

[vinadivine]

this is fucking hilarious.

[anf1892052]

LOL!!!! I LOVE MARGARET CHO!

[hilljayne]

So funny!

[somedudewithvideos]

horrible.

[feathersoul]

50 dkp minus.

[joshuakommerboy]

te he its to funn for normal peopel

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[GrowALesbo]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

[amesuk]

hilarious

[tufinhas]

LOL!! Laugh Out Loud Funny!!!!

[tnekkc]

That would be funny if you are fat vegetarian lesbian into bondage, humiliation, and champagne enemas.

[rumble54daddyo]

Jeezis, you suck.

How can you stand to be you? Is there something we're missing?

[tnekkc]

There is money in being an EX COMEDIAN that was NEVER funny. Look at Rosie Odonnell, Bill Maher, and Al Franken.

The #1 earning comedian in the World is Larry the Cable guy, who is funny, and if he had to look at the Margaret Cho video, he WOULD say something that is funny.

[timemonkey]

Are you kidding? Larry is one of the least funny comedians ever.

[EveSimone]

Tnekkc-If someone doesn't have the same sense of humor-this is quite fine and, of course, you are free to make your comments (as am I). What moved me to respond to you were your seemingly angry comments directed at her about her size etc that told another story more about you than her.

[urbanartfreak]

i love  margaret cho, she makes me want to shit my pants... metaphorically

[HooDooDat]

I would LOVE to see Margaret do a rendition of "Memroirs of A Geisha". OMG she would tear it a new one! YOU GO CHO!

[FeiKuChan]

so many gay, all over the world. but not Korea

[guju2407]

Where's my parade!? LOL

[legodaddy57]

She tell's it like it is, she tells the truth, and all those hating homophobes out there can't stand the truth.

[Jon102389]

OMGGGG SHE IS TRUTH!!

[cbrun67176]

mommie know all about the gay

[disneykid123]

This is not appropriate for kids just surfing here...

[BangnBois]

Oh Disneykid123.....why don't you get a fu**ing get a life. Keep your kids off of YouTube then and keep your ultraconservative comments reserved only to the Christian videos. And just why were you watching Margaret Cho anyway????? Are you a closeted LESBIAN???

[krazyskater2000]

well then keep ur kid off dumbass!!!

why you got to be hateing on the cho?

let you get burned my firey jesus!!!!!!!!!!

[1814Brandan]

disneykid, you are a dumb breeder cunt......go 'way.

[shockies]

Your problem. Dont like it then get the fuck out.

[ADDijah]

LMFAO!!! I'm a cool mom!!You can talk to mommy!!

[kristanova]

lol! wow she has lost ALOT of weight. Im proud of her xD

so many gay! all over the world! BUT NOT KOREA! x3

[sincere8180]

She is great

[Fronika]

Nasty mouth biatch.

[TomsOfMaine]

Learn to S.P.E.L.L

[cbrun67176]

Why don't u talk to mommie about it? Mommie know everything about the gay

[genfoley]

She is just awesome.........soooooooooo funny

[leslianna21]

funny but she always takes 4ever to say the next line

[bunnybunnybunny]

AAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Beeftips17]

Everyone needs to bow down to the glorious Margaret Cho. I've loved her forever!

[aquerius23]

i love her............very TALENTED!

[SpamFighterGreyFox]

This is not funny at all.

[Ardenwolfe]

LOL

[missminxnyc]

damn straight! wheres the slut pride parade???

[zdnetjunk]

Have you been following the Paris Hilton jail situation? There you go.  ;)

[DudyMoko]

LMAOOO SHE'S KILLING MEEE HAHAHHAHA

[pinkyzoey]

I love the last part where she does the impression of her mom.

[dubaigaygirl]

Slut Pride...cool. Slut Raves

[michellethehawtie]

mammy so cool! mammy know all about the gay! they havea so many gay whaaaaa

[dimaskeren]

she's killing me LOL

[meggiemeg86]

7:14, I think I peed my pants.

[HELPMEIAM1]

omg haha me 2

[drt1nkyw1nky]

manatees. LOL

[bitchboy2006]

I LOVE her. She is hysterical. Were you looking at her or her or her or her?.... WELL WHERE YOU!?

[UTBESUX]

She is getting better everytime!

[RavenBlaze]

I saw her at the alphabet soup confrence this year and saw these bits live, it was awsome!!!!!!!!

[0dour]

U HAVEL COOL MOMMY

[SilentOneRINGS]

IFFU YOU DON'TA PEEK APPA DA PHONE... DAT MEAN YOU GAY! xD

[fungipie]

SLUT PRIDE!

[gitane999]

no dick for me, THANK YOU.... LoL

[yayazen]

lmaoooooooooo @ "maybe one day you'll grow up to be P.E. teacher"