There can surely be nothing more pointless in the world of sport than men's beach volleyball. What next, men's rhythmic gymnastics or synchronised swimming? A friend of mine was at first exultant when he heard he'd been balloted tickets for the beach volleyball at next year's olympics. However, he was almost immediately reduced to despair when he realised that his tickets were for a session of the men's event.
From those naughty e-mails you've been bombarding me with (not to mention your cheeky little reference to "6 inches") I presume you're bursting at the loins to see me in beach attire? If I send you a photo of me in a blue lurex mini-thong, would that suffice to satisfy your longing?
You know how much you want me to! Did you honestly think your writing style wouldn't immediately identify yourself as being the 'Bigboy of Bakersfield' who's been pestering me for years?
I'm delighted that you find him nice and I hope that the two of you are very happy together. Yippee, I'm free at last! I feel like leaping with joy, even if my leaps could only achieve heights of three or four inches or so. Maybe I'll try out for the Burkina Faso olympic beach volleyball team, so that I can wear a tiny bikini and spend the rest of my life making strange masonic hand signals behind my back.
Thanks. I wish you luck in your efforts to get into touch with your masculine side. Thanks, also, for the private e-mail. Rest assured that your secret will always be safe with me.
@SlimMrJim Block doesn't count but it was the YELLOW team that blocked the ball not the BLUE team
- the blue team HIT the ball - so the blue player was a HITTER
- the yellow team BLOCKED it back onto the body of the blue team player that had just hit it - so that's the first contact for the blue team and a contact for that one blue player
- so the foul is that same player who was an attacker and the ball was blocked INTO him contacted the ball a second time - foul: two hits in row same player
There can surely be nothing more pointless in the world of sport than men's beach volleyball. What next, men's rhythmic gymnastics or synchronised swimming? A friend of mine was at first exultant when he heard he'd been balloted tickets for the beach volleyball at next year's olympics. However, he was almost immediately reduced to despair when he realised that his tickets were for a session of the men's event.
Czerniakowska 6 months ago
@Czerniakowska I'd love to see you try beach volleyball, probably couldn't jump 6 inches in the sand...
okballer 6 months ago
@okballer
From those naughty e-mails you've been bombarding me with (not to mention your cheeky little reference to "6 inches") I presume you're bursting at the loins to see me in beach attire? If I send you a photo of me in a blue lurex mini-thong, would that suffice to satisfy your longing?
Czerniakowska 6 months ago
@Czerniakowska haha I replied to you once, and you're the one complaining about guys volleyball then offering to send me photos!?
okballer 6 months ago
@okballer
You know how much you want me to! Did you honestly think your writing style wouldn't immediately identify yourself as being the 'Bigboy of Bakersfield' who's been pestering me for years?
Czerniakowska 6 months ago
@Czerniakowska "Big boy of Bakersfield" hahahaha nice
okballer 6 months ago
@okballer
I'm delighted that you find him nice and I hope that the two of you are very happy together. Yippee, I'm free at last! I feel like leaping with joy, even if my leaps could only achieve heights of three or four inches or so. Maybe I'll try out for the Burkina Faso olympic beach volleyball team, so that I can wear a tiny bikini and spend the rest of my life making strange masonic hand signals behind my back.
Czerniakowska 6 months ago
@Czerniakowska Haha I love how your so eloquently describe the mens team. Keep rocking out to Celine Dion hahaha
okballer 6 months ago
@okballer
Thanks. I wish you luck in your efforts to get into touch with your masculine side. Thanks, also, for the private e-mail. Rest assured that your secret will always be safe with me.
Czerniakowska 6 months ago
@magul001 blocks don't count as a hit in any kind if volleyball
iluvprince247 7 months ago
LMAO I love the guy screaming- "THAT'S TWO HITS!" oblivious to the fact that a block doesn't count as one...
SlimMrJim 11 months ago
a block does count as a hit in beach
maugl001 10 months ago
@maugl001 Ah... Now there's something new we learn every day!
SlimMrJim 10 months ago
@SlimMrJim Block doesn't count but it was the YELLOW team that blocked the ball not the BLUE team
- the blue team HIT the ball - so the blue player was a HITTER
- the yellow team BLOCKED it back onto the body of the blue team player that had just hit it - so that's the first contact for the blue team and a contact for that one blue player
- so the foul is that same player who was an attacker and the ball was blocked INTO him contacted the ball a second time - foul: two hits in row same player
ForumLight 10 months ago
@ForumLight Good explanation. I guess I overlooked that. Thanks.
SlimMrJim 10 months ago
this is pathetic
1kingofutube 1 year ago
@1kingofutube I'd love to see how well you play. post a vid. I'll check it out.
SlimMrJim 11 months ago
@SlimMrJim yea no problem, just need to tape it, might take a while, we have some indoor places but id want to tape a tournament.
1kingofutube 11 months ago
@1kingofutube sweet :D
SlimMrJim 11 months ago
1:32 oh my
mmarsh10 1 year ago
dam that leftys got a quick snap.
mvadim25 1 year ago
the lefty is alright but everyone else sucks... come to the states and you guys will get dominated
lilwalk33 1 year ago
yaa supa kool! jared karuse is numbah onea!
ledu2 2 years ago
Nice beachvolleyball action
omlaag 2 years ago