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"You better drop me off in St. Louis, nigga, if you wanna hold this mutha fucka up." Ahahahahahahaha...This dude is the best at clowning himself. LMAO
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A few jokes had me laughing pretty well, but most of his material was just plain garbage and it sucked. Poodles with noodles? WTF. Wow, he can rhyme. Hilarious.
He seemed to swear a lot to hide the fact that he had no real jokes.
LMAO ARE U A STAND UP COMEDY WTF IS THIS SHIT IS IM LAUGHING BEACUSE HES ASS TO FAT OR HE DONT HAVE A NECK AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IS HE BREATHING FOR HES HEALTH TO ME HE LOOK LIKE HES GOING 2 HAVE A STROKE AND I WEIGHT 145 POUNDS AND DONT LOOK LIKE THIS BEING FAT IS SOME SCARY SHIT REMEBER THATdiabetes IS THE MAIN KILLER FOR BEING FAT IN AMERICA RIGHT TODAY
@wardog127 Are you half retarded. I MEANT NEW AS IN NEW MATERIAL NOT NEW COMICS. And if you want to watch the same material repeatedly thats you...but im not as easliy entertained as you are obviously im a little more creative YOU on the other, you're just plain stupid and little minded so LITTLE MINDED that your brain couldn't even put together the fact that i made a typo meaning to type "What is it 9/11" and not "What is is 9/11" referring to how dramatic you was acting. so your dismissed
"I tell you one thing, if there were fat people on that plane during 9/11, there wouldn't have been no 9/11. Because we would've been blocking the aisles"
Suspect : "Sir can you move over this is a hi-jacking!
Fatty : I can't!
Suspect : "Well can you move over by the window?!"
@wardog127 What is is 9/11??? calm down. Katts old shit is NOT FUNNY ANYMORE PERIOD! his jokes are worn out....when was the last time he had a tv special....what 2006??? 2008??? it's 2011
this is the most unfunny person i've ever seen in my life... how does he have a job. do yourself a favor and watch mitch fatel or steven wright or daniel tosh or some old school robin williams or eddie murphy raw or SOMETHING! this is NOT comedy. it's loud fatness (that part is funny, but the jokes suck). just dumb. *pauses for the next joke*... dumb. dumb. dumb.
this is the most unfunny person i've ever seen in my life... how does he have a job. do yourself a favor and watch mitch fatel or steven wright or daniel tosh or some old school robin williams or eddie murphy raw or SOMETHING! this is NOT comedy. it's loud fatness (that part is funny, but the jokes suck)
F*ck the hating. Lavell Crawford is funny. I know the people, who are criticizing cannot get on stage and do what he does; be a comedian, make people laugh. Contrary to beliefs, doing comedy is a gift and a skill. If you cannot relate to it, that is your problem.
Funny stuff but what's all this about paying for healthcare, is he from a developing nation or something?
ZahrDalsk 17 hours ago
"You can cut all this imma still have more, CUT MUTHAFUCKA CUT IT!" lmao
ThoughtAbstrak 1 day ago
Too ignorant for my comedy
OBSaxman 1 day ago
it a be a $30,000 suit in this mothafucka boy...lmao
dtdavis123 2 days ago
- Cut It Muthafucka Cut It !
motherluv38 2 days ago
flying to hell lol
ILuvMusic4real 3 days ago
a civil rights activist mutha fucka right there
ILuvMusic4real 3 days ago
This shit boring. Put me some Kevin"chocolate drop" Hart anytime.
hades773 3 days ago
- Im Aalready By The Window
motherluv38 3 days ago
lengthy my arse, wheres the rest of it?
Meriamen 5 days ago in playlist More videos from thisisu
i look a fat tweekie in this mother fuckers lmao..
Lott0Jay 6 days ago
He is so annoying
firstdct 6 days ago
cant understand shit the dude is saying..
chidding 1 week ago
racist
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"and I gotta eat everything before 8 oclock, I'm cookin like a mothafucka at 7 30" ROTFLMAO
CannonDesignsTV 1 week ago
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CannonDesignsTV 1 week ago
To funny!! Silly!
112Dirt 1 week ago
He is too funny! One of my faves!
damnairfreshener 1 week ago
some poodle n sum noodles
007tierra 1 week ago
- FUNNY A'F
LaBeckah 1 week ago
lmfao all the way
Presidentosman95 2 weeks ago
some poodle n some noodles....lmao
sexyk0430 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from thisisu
You must not have a straight sense of humor if you ain't be liken' this mo'fucka
crtcrt27 2 weeks ago 4
This guy is definitely one of the slowest thinking comedians.. Some funny bit but mostly BULLSHIT
LanceWestable 2 weeks ago
omg funniest shit ever
bmgbossking 3 weeks ago
My favorite comedian since Robin Harris! Love him!
shebet747 3 weeks ago
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deriusjohnson1 3 weeks ago
The plane jokes were funniest
smp336 3 weeks ago
What, sir?
stickydog480 3 weeks ago
Poodles And Noodles ctfu he the funniest when you high
tizzyraw2519 3 weeks ago
That wasn't funny.......•_•
GspaceW 4 weeks ago
this is not funny. its awkward when a fat person makes fun of himself...r we supposed to laugh...?
sgwilliams1 4 weeks ago
Man, Lavell be having me cryin yo!
losrob27 4 weeks ago
Thts a big paper weight
terrell18 1 month ago
MANE THAT PRAYER PART IS TOO FUNNY
dakiddelvc817 1 month ago in playlist ANY AND EVERY
can you stop asking them stupid ass questions and finish up. YEA HE GAY.
moviesforrandy 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
Who's yo daddy??
Nigga I don't know!!!
poundinthastreets 1 month ago
I had to stop the video I was laughing so hard
WingedRobert 1 month ago 2
funny shit. who's your daddy.
moviesforrandy 1 month ago
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...what language is he speaking??? And when is the funny part coming up?????
Motleyiceman1 1 month ago
dam hes fat
sinamalia 1 month ago
Lavell, my brother, I hope you know how much this meant to me. Just got the word on my own. Mom responded to the news ok but laughed her ass off at this! ;)~
gemccie 1 month ago
DAWG I'M ON THE FLOOR ROLLIN!
cbx25 1 month ago
OH HELL NO
DreamsCatcher101 1 month ago
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hell nall he aint happy....he fat and ignorant just like corey holcomb. they're both miserable!
both of yall making mustard together. fags!
sevirrmack 1 month ago
pitbulls and potatos
freeboosiebadazzify 1 month ago 15
@freeboosiebadazzify & NUTTY PROFESSORS!.
TLJAWSIMIB 1 month ago
@TLJAWSIMIB wut
freeboosiebadazzify 1 month ago
He finna af I always liked lavell
MrsCreech2011 1 month ago
Beef cake!!
poopoocoffeecan 1 month ago
Lmao.."You know your sugar high Well maybe I'm a sweet potato throw some marshsmallows on my ass and throw me in the damn oven" !!
lololzx23 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
When I first saw this I thought it was stupid and boring. Now it gets a little funnier every time I watch it.
Not the sugars! Oh Jesus! (swings arms)
Lol
tekbarrier 2 months ago
If I payed by the thread, I be broke as a mother f*cker
SonxofxEhud91 2 months ago
"You better drop me off in St. Louis, nigga, if you wanna hold this mutha fucka up." Ahahahahahahaha...This dude is the best at clowning himself. LMAO
imasonfree 2 months ago
Who wants some of this Eggs Tyrone
Iwinatduels 2 months ago
some poodle and some noodle.
myuhdidas 2 months ago
Ayee!!! I this mane funny as hell Xd
chriswaynegetinmoney 2 months ago
ohh fuck !! i had so much belly laughs !!
blakka91 2 months ago
"What's wrong, girl? Oh, someone's trapped in the mine? Are you sure? Because bitch I've got some soup and some sweet potatoes at the house waiting on your ass." +++++ Funniest shit ever! +++++
fghhhgdfgdf 2 months ago
i mightve found this funny if i could understand a thing he was saying. i did catch "motherfucker" and "fat ass" but thats about it
Soldier68wCA 2 months ago 2
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gottogetit38 2 months ago
This is funny?
AnimalCarnage 2 months ago
@AnimalCarnage Yea it is
MrSobeLife 2 months ago
Cut it muthafucker CUT IT!! lmao
ROBLO08WAM1 2 months ago in playlist COMEDY FUNNIEST STUFF
soooooo funny... love him, bring comic view back!
asassybrazil69 2 months ago
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he is very good
Autria3000 2 months ago
Best Comedian By Far !
xXKINGxDIJONXx 2 months ago
Lol!
SexyVeronica1000 2 months ago
why he keep using the word "FUCK"
robertbowers09 2 months ago in playlist Comedy
he silly
robertbowers09 2 months ago in playlist Comedy
- have some nigga slap me on my ass talkin bout "Who's yo daddy?'
= "Nigga I DONT KNOW!..... he left me when i was 3 years old can you stop askin me that stupid ass question?!"
Lmfao had to rewind that twice!
fashongrl1 2 months ago
Is it just me or he's choked by his neck meat ? I can't really hear all his jokes?? what's going on?!?!
juicynori 2 months ago
Doctor: "you know your sugar high?"
Lavell: "well maybe i'ma sweet potatoe!"
my whole body just went limp when he said that, i was laughing so hard
krazykix91 3 months ago
diabetes is no joke man.. yall remember
eat right for your type...blood type that is:-)
Wmvo1 3 months ago
your speach is mumbled speack clarluy
debifeb 3 months ago
id eat the bark out that mf lol
imserious2187 3 months ago
Hands down, the funniest person alive! Omg
bellcharles 3 months ago 8
P90X...nigga
americanu197 3 months ago
pause n luk at his fae 7:37
225BitchBad 3 months ago
LoL @ I'll probably sit next to someone who'll wake me up. "Wake up he plane going down!" So, what the fuck you wake me up for! LoL...
ballaman 3 months ago
He be sweating heaps.
freshnup101 3 months ago
lmao... he got the mic resting on his chest/mouth
gavinbayne718 3 months ago
Hi jesus...LOL
divinedvon 3 months ago
There's too much fat around his neck and its pressing on his vocal chords which is why you cant understand a fuckin word he's saying
james6661231 3 months ago
Black people turn into ministers all of a sudden ROTFLMFAO!!" ohhh jeesusss, gimmee yo will Lord, let me make it to my destinaaationnn"
sexyysweetheart17 3 months ago
Ur so Fucken funny !! My gosh !! I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna pop a vain in my head !!!!
Sir How much weigh ?
Bitch I don't know ! (he's eyes pop out) !
Pick me up and will both find out !!!
Lol !!!!!!!!!
MrJoe750li 3 months ago
Ha ha that suga
BlackQuest89 3 months ago
reasonably.
InhibitedCube 3 months ago
Whose guarding Saul?
hungoverontues 3 months ago
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hungoverontues 3 months ago
lololololz lavell wild as shit
ladyserotonin79 3 months ago
:D :D :D :D <3 )))
MrLazo777 3 months ago
now there's a farter................
scottrap 3 months ago in playlist scottrap's Favorited Videos
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scottrap 3 months ago
Reasonably.
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the dude is choking on his neck!
doodoobird19 4 months ago
huell
awesomePCgames 4 months ago
the bitch at 4:49 looks like shes got no fucking clue of whats going on
zmanlover4ever 4 months ago in playlist Funny
4:23 bitch got no panties! wtf?
schism1986 4 months ago
@schism1986 aww hell naw
ArcShawdow 4 months ago
A few jokes had me laughing pretty well, but most of his material was just plain garbage and it sucked. Poodles with noodles? WTF. Wow, he can rhyme. Hilarious.
He seemed to swear a lot to hide the fact that he had no real jokes.
tekbarrier 4 months ago
@tekbarrier HES JUST NATURALLY FUNNY. HE HAS GOOD DELIVERY
flipzz101 4 months ago
Are you happy Lavell?
Reasonably.
doodydo2 4 months ago 17
@doodydo2 breaking bad LOL
landesal 4 weeks ago
A Team
ToxicAvenger7 4 months ago in playlist The A Team
Breaking Bad
RaynardES 4 months ago in playlist The A Team 3
Reasonably
ctabuga 4 months ago in playlist The A Team 2
HUEL
Savaril 4 months ago in playlist The A Team 44
Bitch, I don't know. LOL
seanmichaelstewart 4 months ago
He's so fat i can't even here him speak!!!!!
14nromcevic 4 months ago
i couldn't understand a word he said...
nursechocolate 4 months ago
Its funny when he snorts!!!
gzmain78 4 months ago
Hilarious!!! Classic!!!
gzmain78 4 months ago
what....?
socooldude45 4 months ago
WHAAAAT THE FUUUUCK AREEE YOU SAAAAAYYYYIIINNGGG!?????
akallabror 4 months ago 2
LMAO ARE U A STAND UP COMEDY WTF IS THIS SHIT IS IM LAUGHING BEACUSE HES ASS TO FAT OR HE DONT HAVE A NECK AND CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IS HE BREATHING FOR HES HEALTH TO ME HE LOOK LIKE HES GOING 2 HAVE A STROKE AND I WEIGHT 145 POUNDS AND DONT LOOK LIKE THIS BEING FAT IS SOME SCARY SHIT REMEBER THATdiabetes IS THE MAIN KILLER FOR BEING FAT IN AMERICA RIGHT TODAY
TheDarrellthomas 4 months ago
dude he is so fat even his vocal cords are fat its fuckin hard to understand him!
quillfish2 4 months ago
Fat ass twinke lol
luv1xoxo 4 months ago
where the fuck is his neck?
youngvito262 4 months ago
poodles and some noodles lmfao.
jjay226 4 months ago
did anyone else see that upskirt at 4:23?
dkiande 4 months ago
damn thats a big nigga
TheMauricesherwood 4 months ago
I would laugh even if it was on mute;)
Lavan7thst 4 months ago
lol "not the sugar lawd"
2lagittoquit 4 months ago
i mine as well eat the box nigga
twochains1 4 months ago
every time i order diet coke,people burst out loud..''haha who dat fo?''
its for ya JAW motha fucka if u keep on askin them stupidass questions!!...LMAO
LadyAbyssinian 4 months ago
It's no reason 2 fight over it u guys. I find it funny. Every1 got their own opinion. But it just 2 get a good laugh. No reason 2 fight over it.
music4life442 4 months ago
@wardog127 k(-_-)
joi12345678 4 months ago
@wardog127 Are you half retarded. I MEANT NEW AS IN NEW MATERIAL NOT NEW COMICS. And if you want to watch the same material repeatedly thats you...but im not as easliy entertained as you are obviously im a little more creative YOU on the other, you're just plain stupid and little minded so LITTLE MINDED that your brain couldn't even put together the fact that i made a typo meaning to type "What is it 9/11" and not "What is is 9/11" referring to how dramatic you was acting. so your dismissed
joi12345678 4 months ago
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joi12345678 4 months ago
haha rotisery rot wiler
monkeypies3 4 months ago
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LadyAbyssinian 4 months ago
this niggz is funny as heck
LetsGetBeast 4 months ago
E.X.T.R.E.M.E.L.Y funny, I luv'd it Lavell!!
bethcamiluv27 4 months ago
"I tell you one thing, if there were fat people on that plane during 9/11, there wouldn't have been no 9/11. Because we would've been blocking the aisles"
Suspect : "Sir can you move over this is a hi-jacking!
Fatty : I can't!
Suspect : "Well can you move over by the window?!"
Fatty : I am by the window!
Awww man, I'm in TEARS at that part
LMFAOOOOOOO
RedsisRuthless 4 months ago 37
@wardog127 What is is 9/11??? calm down. Katts old shit is NOT FUNNY ANYMORE PERIOD! his jokes are worn out....when was the last time he had a tv special....what 2006??? 2008??? it's 2011
joi12345678 4 months ago
My nigga is funny
JrockHitta 4 months ago 2
This dude funny as hell fuck yall haters
deadwrongtd 4 months ago
he is not funny. he's just loud.
TheNewyorkfashion 4 months ago
I find this easy to masturbate to-_-
Lavan7thst 4 months ago
@Lavan7thst :s
Paston3oys 4 months ago
hell im flying to hell i want to see satan anyways hahaha
1roiboi 5 months ago
he has no neck!
kenyatta1000 5 months ago
epic face epic face epic face
R2pyro 5 months ago
that nigga is soooo country lol love it gotta rep the south
dsmoove2009 5 months ago
charge 2 chickens lol
tubeporn40plus 5 months ago
I'm sorry, I guess I'm just too white to understand what the FUCK this guy is saying
DragonsFire9000 5 months ago
you love comedy? then you have to watch the king of comedy, richard pryor
/watch?v=zZOxm51X1tw
if you don't like it, just thumbs down, don't troll about it.
thank you
IKaeso 5 months ago
nigger who ur daddy?
mothafucker i donk know!!!
lmfao
shadowmane55 5 months ago
This is a classic set. Lavell is one of the greats.
VirginiaTagz 5 months ago
a poodle in some noodles lmaooo .
OptimisticRedd 5 months ago
Reppin Saint Louis!!!
cocomango5189 5 months ago
this guy is great...saw one on dvd the other day where he talks about "down to the lake" or whatever...classic!!
yayparker91 5 months ago
he's from st louis? im visiting st. louis. this isn't funny.
pugggs 5 months ago
i lvoe this dude he is too funny! " i was march about 3 feet" -weak- "I look like a fat a** twinkie" lmao!
MizzDivineGenius 5 months ago
this my guy from st.louis i love this dude.st,louis stand up
13kanejr 5 months ago
i pissed myself when at 2:28 he says "cut it muhfucker, cut it!"
ThatInsaneKid 5 months ago
what he sayinq ? l00l
freshlyypaidd555 5 months ago
I had teww hit pause lik 5 timez... LMAO
RainbowAwesome 5 months ago 3
cut it mothafucka cut it lmao
aliceinchains898 5 months ago
lord i know, i know i wasn't worthy! (snort) haha
randyrkorton23 5 months ago
he is crazy!!!
kierrawoods 5 months ago
It's funny because its racist!
shabbacabba 5 months ago
Daniel Tosh isn't even funny
carpetmartsucks 5 months ago
@wardog127 Katt Willam was funny. He's boring is fuck no. He been tellin the same jokes since the 1990's. He need new material or sum shit.
joi12345678 5 months ago
hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
This guy is hilarious.
MrHav1k 5 months ago 2
this is the most unfunny person i've ever seen in my life... how does he have a job. do yourself a favor and watch mitch fatel or steven wright or daniel tosh or some old school robin williams or eddie murphy raw or SOMETHING! this is NOT comedy. it's loud fatness (that part is funny, but the jokes suck). just dumb. *pauses for the next joke*... dumb. dumb. dumb.
phantomkceb 5 months ago
this is the most unfunny person i've ever seen in my life... how does he have a job. do yourself a favor and watch mitch fatel or steven wright or daniel tosh or some old school robin williams or eddie murphy raw or SOMETHING! this is NOT comedy. it's loud fatness (that part is funny, but the jokes suck)
phantomkceb 5 months ago
F*ck the hating. Lavell Crawford is funny. I know the people, who are criticizing cannot get on stage and do what he does; be a comedian, make people laugh. Contrary to beliefs, doing comedy is a gift and a skill. If you cannot relate to it, that is your problem.
Maxx3200 5 months ago 3
not funny, people barely laughed (shaking my head) lol
MrSuperfly48 5 months ago
Favorite Comic since Shaqs all Star comedy jam! Lol. Dude is too funny. Follow me on twitter @Broderickhunter
BroderickHunter 5 months ago
dis funn af think he got the numba one spot in comedy
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Sabo3051 5 months ago
He need his own show.... he is tooooooooooo funny
Ballistic718 5 months ago
Lmao it take a good 5 mins to get what he sayin but Im uses to him
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ZebraOwnzU 5 months ago 2
@wardog127 lol you just dont understand black people, im not even black and i think its funny, you must be a rich bitch,
SpliffSized 5 months ago
Terrorist: Scoot over by the window
Lavell: I'm already by the window!
DriveforFive07 5 months ago
haha hes a fat -_-
MyCashmoney12 5 months ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LANGUAGE ?
eminem407 5 months ago 105
@eminem407 LOL
wesscoast 5 months ago
@eminem407 Nigger,
SxBlackNinja 5 months ago