Colorectal surgeon Song

[InDeAskY1]

Respect the colorectal surgeon He's been where the others won't go. Just poking and prodding Up that little black hole. Respect the colorectal surgeon, Even when you're on your side. Wearing that thin hospital gown With absolutely nothing to hide. Taking pictures with that long black tube You're hoping the doc Used enough lube. Asleep you go And then filled with air. You hear it release But you don't care. "Sorry, I just felt like it. I have IBD so I need 2 laugh a something."

[InDeAskY1]

Having IBD, I know my doctor has gotten me plenty of times in the end. I've been thru enough probing for 20 people. This song really helps lighten a mood. Maybe my GI should play this in his office. I would love that. This makes me having IBD a little better. This is hilarious.

[iowacorn123]

That's Hella ass funny song ha ha.

[mrsmtnman]

I worked for a colorectal surgeon for 7 years...this is hilarious!!! :)

[funkgerat]

This makes being genetically predisposed to colon cancer seem a little less terrible. Thanks!

[barnrat252]

sidesplitting!!

[gotha]

to the 12 people who disliked this: they'll get you in the end

[PowertoInfinity]

LOL

[divediva55]

I work with a colorectal surgeon and this is our theme song!!

[alphalimawhiskey]

From who's had advanced stage 3 Colorectal Cancer at 25yrs. I think this is brilliant. Anyone who doesn't like it can stick it up their arse...literally.

[pilaterox01]

the 12 people that dont like this have no sence of humor

[RalphCrammedIn]

This is driving me completely insane. What's the ORIGINAL tune this was lifted from? My retired pops thinks it's a Peter Paul & Mary song. I think it sounds more like an Irish jig (not danny boy). Any ideas anyone?

[bluriley]

@RalphCrammedIn It is an old standard: Rueban Rueben, I've Been Thinking. I think it's of Dutch origin.

[HDridr2000]

12 people have never had 'the' exam...

[RUBENSolol]

Lame

[housencuddyful]

Very funny video.

[housencuddyful]

I love this song.

[CDSquaredance]

Why do I think this is actually something Tom Lehrer wrote about 50 years ago?

[kooziejr]

im a dokter and this makes me larf

[kittykatcam]

That was hilarious!!!!!!!

[punkynpunkin]

This is fantastic!

[checkzack]

I praise my colorectal surgeon

To him, I will raise a glass,

For he's the only man who's brave enough to

Stick his finger in my ass.

[MilitaryMan68564]

@checkzack LMAO! Good one mate!

[SenorSpode]

@checkzack To him, the colorectal surgeon,

praise so high I'll gladly text it,

The only soul who's got the nerve

To go the wrong way in an exit!

[chrisjrrt]

Love it

[armymedic98]

im a medic in the army and still think this is disgusting

[SenorSpode]

@armymedic98 Guess that makes you a 'Hole In One...

[jingrn8]

hehehehe

[gpsy7819]

AWSOME!!!

[danning1]

The 12 people who gave this great video thumbs down are probably colorectal surgeons who were offended.

[h3lblad3]

@danning1

No, people who had unpleasant experiences with the colorectal surgeon!

[DecepticonFanatic]

So funny! :)

[MissMakenna2013]

Hahah this is actually really funny!

[fatcat777]

Ok the last one i'm posting today , just found it funny !

[BannerBombers]

As someone who's had many a colonoscopy -- it's perfect!

[msymsed]

I just listened to the comedy song that won and it was not even CLOSE to as funny as this was.

[umbreon217]

lol I LOVE IT!!!!!! my brother showed me this when i was sleep deprived and i was laughing so hard it hurt...and this happen 2 be at 3 in the morning ^_^ i like this!!!

[irishprincess]

This is too funny!!!! I love it....

[ewashingtonharris]

Too funny!!!!

[opiumrx]

whahaha this is epic....im getting ready to begin medical studies and this is a great song to cheer me up.

[cbusack12]

i love it hahahahaha

[kathrynwallek]

This was so funny! As a colorectal cancer survivor, I think we need a little humor to help us through these very difficult times in life!

[TheTmantyla]

If these guys sing more rudely, they may be asked to simply butt out.

On another note, I hope the competition gained a big enough audience; these days it's all about market penetration. In this particular case, *marked* penetration.

This applies to everything in life, but especially during colorectal appointments: Keep moving forward--NEVER BACK UP!

[TheTmantyla]

It's great that Bowser and Blue are getting off their behinds and putting their talents toward such good ends.

But I'm surprised the singers weren't sitting on stools. Speaking from experience, there's nothing like a good, hard stool to make you sing your heart out--and sometimes even cry!

After all, if you're going to win a singing competition, you can't just blow a lot of hot air. You have to create a mighty wind, and maybe even raise a stink.

[KairuHakubi]

It's funny, the 'raise our glass' line doesn't make it into every version.. it doesn't really make as much sense as the rest of the song XD

[sneakapeeker]

LOL i can appreciate this I have acid reflux irritable bowel syndrome lactose intolerance and esophogitis . Fuck i am the walking talking pepto bismul commercial LOL !!!!!!!!!!!! Love the diddy awesome haha. Im gonna send the song to my gastro doctor ha ha .

[Mowog73]

I saw these guys perform this song at the Pulp and Paper conference in Montreal a number of years ago; they were fantastic live.

[WhileWeAreStillFree]

KICK-ASS!

[teulabonari]

simply the truth!

[babsjr1]

Cracks me up too! You've gotta look at the lighter side! :D:D:D:D

[shirleytiff1]

love it! These guys are clever!

[WildKatSpeaking]

OMG these guys are so funny! My cheeks hurt from laughing so much!

[Hanglands]

No where near as funny as Amateur Transplants.

[happyking9]

-Hey Terrance, you heard the new joke going around?

-No Phillip, how does it go?

-I'll tell you in a minute, pull my finger first.

*PFFRT*

-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[happyking9]

Seriously though, they look like T&P

[Grissbane]

as compared to this that is low comedy my friend

[happyking9]

@Grissbane

Yeah, i know.

But look at them: They dress in red and blue, and make jokes about asses.

It amazes me how nobody pointed that out :D

[Grissbane]

aha

[happyking9]

@Grissbane You reply like lightning dude :D

[Grissbane]

and everbody else was kung fu fighting!

[dfszczepan]

Hey thanks for posting - - Just got the advice from my doctor that it is now time for my first COLONOSCOPY -- - - as I am now 50 ish.  Will have this song in my head, as they are putting me under for this procedure! Thanks for lightening up a dark moment!

[normafour]

i love this lol! :)

[dlmx13]

Aaah!! I've been looking for this song! It's not on either of the CDs i've got by them. Thanks! :D

[BassPlayerSusan]

Hilarious stuff!

[mbfla]

absolutely outstanding song -- form words

and music to message!!!

p.s.. if you're due for the colonoscopy, get it done..

could save your life! seriously!

[treehugger99999]

My parents saw them live years ago. I'm so jealous

[evesunshine8]

too funny, well......I am not quitting my day job!

[tafferette]

He'll get you in the end!

[TheSaldon4]

Hilarious...brilliant

[aminizle]

hahaha

[MegaAnimals]

Dam! This is hella fucking funny! XD

[HaLoFrEaK1824]

ROFLMAO I PISSED MY PANTS!

[sculze]

although it's interesting when your terminoloy teacher sends it to you in a power point lol

[ChevyZ241]

Love These Guys....Funny as hell

[nexxan85]

absolutley, this was the first time I saw them.....my god they are funny

[MultiAfan]

Very funny video.

[MultiAfan]

I love this song. It is so funny.

[MultiAfan]

Very funny video.

[vampiredaydreamer]

18 holes a day... lmao listening to this song since i was lil. lolz

[CardboardAmmo]

THE BEST

[holazet]

rofl

[Edeniloveyou]

Ahhahahahahahaahaaaa !

That MADE my day. : D

[uncletinkle]

I remember first hearing this song a few years ago a fiend of my mom's sent it I STILL get a kick out of it!

[ajj62283]

anyone think they look like terrance and philip in blue and red. hilarious

[neronick16]

hahahahaha i did too when i heard the words Canadian comedy legends hahah

[tremblingaspen]

lol ya I see it. what's Fred Savage doing there though?

[EldestSauce]

he needs work

[Phatguy72]

my math teacher showed me this.. lol

[WystenDraco]

I needed a laugh since I am on my way to the 5th meeting with my colorectal surgeon and while it is not a pleasant asspect better to ROFLMAO than to worry about the Out come

[ironrose01]

Ya, me too. I've only seen mine once but I've had about been going to a GI doctor for years. Only the ones who have been through this truly appreciate it.

[eensolitair]

colorectal surgeons know they will get you in the ned...brilliant

[drewlily1]

FABULOUS!!!!

[h3lblad3]

In a way it's so wrong... but it's so great!

[1949billy]

Great!! All my friends in the medical field love it!!

[jedicat581]

18 holes a day lol

[hundingwelser]

legends

[gnanmorder]

Great song! But when the announcer said Canadian entertainers and seeing them in red and blue I couldn't help but think "Terrance and Phillip!" And while it's not fart jokes, it's close enough. ROTFLMAO

[crappydumb]

my english teacher showed us this in poetry class

[Erinaberinaboferina]

your teacher showed you this?! nice wish my english teacher would!

[Nystuen92]

this have to be the best damn song ever;D

!!

[greg49071]

good shit!

[Tippex114]

it grows on you dont it?

[dorkieswinger]

This song cracks me up. My professor played it during his colorectal cancer lecture.

[petemurd]

haha not surprised im only 12 and i love it .

[JAFFERSH]

@dorkieswinger so did my professor

[JAFFERSH]

@dorkieswinger lol same here.

[WtnCracker]

Pian in the ass, realy! LOL!

[pennysillan]

Does anyone know if the music is original or if it comes from another song but just had the words changed?

[samhain2727]

This song is an original, Bowser and Blue don't really do parodies like Weird Al or anything like that.

[Zehutsumei]

Yeah. The only parody I've ever heard them do is the NAFTA song.

[urbear]

Actually, they do, quite often. The Japanese Song, for instance, is sung to the tune of the Beatle's "Do you want to know a secret". The Colorectal Surgeon Song is based on an old Christmas carol called "The Holly and the Ivy".

[ladolcevita17]

Ken Squire loves this song: plays it every Saturday morning on WDEV.

[shopaholicmammy]

very funny, had surgery 2 years ago this should have been played in the anaesthetic room!

[idleperson]

probably was. u were out.

[harrynicholas]

brilliant.

[BlastFurnaceCanada]

Proves you don't have to be polite to be funny.

[jenova51517]

but that is a funny kind of funny. there is also a not funny funny

[TheLatina1352]

lol. :D

[kkkmankkk]

wat suf

[scifinut59]

Awesome, at my age (47) this is priceless:)

[8hungrypickles]

Their Christmas performance is always great to watch too.

[carteru93]

Two Nuts Roasting Over an Open Fire. Gotta love it!

[drewgarl]

lol awsome i love these guys