eharmony spoof

[Simon5005]

Online Dating = Desperate measures for desperate people.

[cheapcape]

I think the woman does live cam shows, seriously.

[TheFsaeed]

@Gyro911 I completely agree! Online dating doesn't really work most of the time! All you see is a picture and what they like, even though you haven't even met them yet!

[JayArgonaut]

lol if you wanna meet people, forget those sites, save the ca$h and time - just go out and socialise and talk to people. It's not that hard and it's certainly more fun than browsing online for some so-called "perfect match"...

[OnlineBootyCall]

lol this is funny

[balletkmg]

epic fail, watch madtv

[Brinah]

i failed. :(

[ChicaChicaBlinga]

it was perfect for me and it really worked. at first i thought it was stupid but i tried for fun and it accually worked. u should try it =D

[beyondastars]

you should try leaving your moms basement and quit your full time job at pet-smart :D

[Gyro911]

Online dating doesnt work. You dont even know the person before you meet them so unlike meeting someone in a social setting and liking them enough to see them again, online forces you to be held hostage with a person you may not even like when you meet them.

[HoneiiDiiva]

i meet people online and i perfer to mete people offline..

[regulatorzone]

I guess you have never heard of a webcam...get with the times bud

[GThazard]

@Gyro911 true true this is true

[vinnymackdx]

this is sad that the human race has evolved to mating rituals using computers...

computers should only be used for PORN!!!

[TheDarksEmpyrean]

hahaha...good stuff!

[ChildOfTheLotus66]

I think I went on eHarmony once. I got pissed because it wouldnt let me look for girls... cause I'm a girl. Fuck eHarmony, yo.

This shit was funny.

[kimluvsbritt4ever]

damn that happened to me too, i went on eharmony and it asked me what my gender was, so i put woman, then it said woman looking for a man, so i went to scroll down and change it and it didn't have a scroll down bar, i was like what the hell I don't want a man i want a woman!!!! stupid eharmony!

[dastardlydude67]

e-Harmony is about five seconds away from being sued by the U.S. government. Ain't that a hoot? Gotta love christianity.

Gee, let's follow the crowd like sheep so we can fit into that crowd like fucking idiots who follow a religion that's fucking full of idiots instead of thinking for our fucking selves because we love fucking idiot leaders to lead us instead of leading our fucking selves in our one life in this planet. Yeah! That's cool.

[xpssh]

fuck love

[vinnymackdx]

YEAH!!!

that subject is overrated!!!

[leefoll]

Funny, dude you have a unique head. I should know I have one too!!!!

[DRiPPz6800]

phunny shyt

[vandenbrink1]

lol great job! eharmony is so deceiving and pathetic