Why do you collect coins you ask? To protect your character from spinning out every time you hit a rival. You also go faster if you are holding 10 coins or more.
LOL @ you getting beaten by a "gorilla in a nappy". That bit cracked me up.
Yes it would have been, but then I wouldn't have the satisfaction of annoying people who get all excited over an irrelevant and pointless video about an old game that has long had its glory days.
As to the lonely part, would you like to come over for tea some time? We could bake cup cakes together and play Tiddlywinks. Sounds like your kind of fun hey? Obviously ask your mother if you're allowed out on a school night first. Don't want you getting into trouble. Cheers!
The coins raise your top speed just so you know thats their purpose. Lol loved some of the things you said though lol. "Yeah we have um.....peaches, and uh egg head, and mushroom head, and um ah we gotah yushi." or "stupid donkey kong send him back to the zoo". Priceless didnt say much about the game itself but at least it was funny.
Well you probably have a point, but that's because I don't really spend much time playing games, despite the number of my videos. Anyway you're not a good gamer until you too can get past the Banyan Tree on Jet Set Willy whilst pissed and having one eye closed because you're too tired to open it. That my friend, is the epitome of games playing greatness!
The only problem I had with this game was that the racers were always in the same order whenever you started a new competition. It got repetitive after awhile.
Yes it sucks lots of big juicy hairy monkey balls. But Luigi is still a bastard. Could be worse, he could be a complete cunt like some other people are.
My parents would never fork out for a SNES back in the day. Only now with my DS in hand do I get to enjoy the pleasures of Princess and lose to some Japanese bloke whenever I go online with the buggering thing!
I didn't appreciate this until I played this with my mates a couple of days later. Then I see where the appeal is. Saying that, playing Fifa and scoring 2 late winners is an even better moment than pipping your mate on the last corner of a race.
Yah...across the pond in Canada the NHL hockey games were extremley popular...like FIFA in England I'm sure....NHL 95 was awsome the game had a glitch so that if you shot the puck from the centerline you would score almost every time.
I remember seeing that glitch on Youtube. Actually I think I had that game too. Was great fun, though neither me, nor my brother exploited the cheat!
Fifa 97 had a bug though we did exploit. If you pressed one of the buttons when the ball went over your player's head, the goalie would for some reason always miss the ball. In indoor games you'd end up scoring about 20 times a match!
what is the sogn at the beginning? sounds nice :P
FemRiku 1 year ago
Shit McFarts... I believe he won the F1 World Championships back in 1872.
Hindleyak 2 years ago
Why do you collect coins you ask? To protect your character from spinning out every time you hit a rival. You also go faster if you are holding 10 coins or more.
LOL @ you getting beaten by a "gorilla in a nappy". That bit cracked me up.
eclectica1 2 years ago
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It really would have been a much better video if your lonely ass would have shut the FUCK UP!!!!!! Dumb Cunt!
darkkkonyx 2 years ago
Yes it would have been, but then I wouldn't have the satisfaction of annoying people who get all excited over an irrelevant and pointless video about an old game that has long had its glory days.
As to the lonely part, would you like to come over for tea some time? We could bake cup cakes together and play Tiddlywinks. Sounds like your kind of fun hey? Obviously ask your mother if you're allowed out on a school night first. Don't want you getting into trouble. Cheers!
collieuk 2 years ago 2
LOL AMERICAN!
madcapoperator 2 years ago
King kongs little brother LMAO
lockinjac 2 years ago 2
The coins raise your top speed just so you know thats their purpose. Lol loved some of the things you said though lol. "Yeah we have um.....peaches, and uh egg head, and mushroom head, and um ah we gotah yushi." or "stupid donkey kong send him back to the zoo". Priceless didnt say much about the game itself but at least it was funny.
Sirg17x 2 years ago 2
0:44
"An' w' got a lil' YUSHEE"
Nintendavin 2 years ago
are you slow?
TheRebirth091 2 years ago
HAHAHA dude you're bloody hilarious! XD
That game is so old but it's still good.
Richjluna 2 years ago
it has benn realesed on virtual console on wii in japan today hope it comes to europe
SonicMoviesUnleashed 2 years ago
In Glasgow we call it nursery?
superluigiisgreat 2 years ago
Hey I used to play the crash cart-racer aswell, good times.
Debono11 3 years ago
ya basssterds
...marry-o lol
gotta love the brits.
skacannon 3 years ago
We say Mario because that's how it's pronounced!
As in Haribo, lariat, Marilyn, Paris, Garibaldi biscuits and varicose veins, like your nan.
TheAmishGamer 2 years ago
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Ok your a bitch ok don't insult any mother fucking player you mother fucking asshole bitch you just suck balls on this game bitch....
SRTKyle98 3 years ago
Wow you sound hard. I bet all your friends in kindergarten fear your wrath. Someone needs to stick your dummy back in.
collieuk 3 years ago
Playgroup, not kindergarten, my english friend!
Atleast, thats what its called in scotland where i live :P
CenturyGamer 2 years ago
I thought I'd use that term to appeal to the little children from across the pond who tend to talk shite like that guy.
collieuk 2 years ago
Indeed.
Anyway, i subbed for random bullshit videos :)
CenturyGamer 2 years ago
150cc please
darthmiike 3 years ago
should i buy this game for the virtual console on wii?
YoungHenry101 3 years ago
Watching this video made me want to play this game.
marcosAKAshorty2895 3 years ago
"fucking donkey kong is pissing me off" lmao
burkezillar 3 years ago
bahhh ya bastards lol
EnglishTurtle 3 years ago
so disrespectfull & unknowledgable i feel like punching him
mitzibishi 3 years ago
Come on Collie, bring back the intros to your reviews.
BobCassidy 3 years ago
There will be intros for a couple of compilation videos coming up so worry not Mr. Cassidy.
collieuk 3 years ago
Sounded like a angry cat . 0:15 /0:18
^_^"
shMouse 3 years ago
lol good video. enjoyed the commentary. really amazing classic game, it needs to come out for virtual console on the wii
OnlineJukebox 3 years ago 4
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stop man, you are not funny at all
CrAzYm0NkeY5 3 years ago
I disagree. He defines the parameters of 'funny'.
His barely losing to DK each and every time ranks among the best moments in his entire library.
itstheit 3 years ago 5
Exactly
MalcomAP 3 years ago 3
Yeah it is shit isn't it?
daxyboyfuck 3 years ago
I got to be honest this guy is shite at computer games.
wompier 3 years ago
Well you probably have a point, but that's because I don't really spend much time playing games, despite the number of my videos. Anyway you're not a good gamer until you too can get past the Banyan Tree on Jet Set Willy whilst pissed and having one eye closed because you're too tired to open it. That my friend, is the epitome of games playing greatness!
collieuk 3 years ago
The only problem I had with this game was that the racers were always in the same order whenever you started a new competition. It got repetitive after awhile.
lmaonade12345 4 years ago 2
rofl
liamster 4 years ago
luigi is not a basterd frankly this video sucks monkey balls
yoshiracer878 4 years ago
Yes it sucks lots of big juicy hairy monkey balls. But Luigi is still a bastard. Could be worse, he could be a complete cunt like some other people are.
collieuk 4 years ago
im sorry i thought vid was gud =-D
greenblobo9 4 years ago 2
this is f*cking piece of shit don't call luigi unloved because mario fucking sucks balls so stop doeing gay vidoes like this
yoshiracer878 4 years ago
There's no man on man love in this video, behave yourself.
collieuk 4 years ago
i want this game on the wii virtual console NOW!
Ketorulz 4 years ago
dude you are struggling with this game... just a little...
Ketorulz 4 years ago
what do you record with?
crusaderz200 4 years ago
I would guess a VCR.
Turtov 4 years ago
Remembered 4 great games of this genre in the Amiga and some of them on other platforms: INDY HEAT, SUPER CARS, SKIDMARKS and SUPER OFF ROAD
Haller1977 4 years ago
Donkey Kong rulles llloolll
take that you plumber ahahah :P
Haller1977 4 years ago
classic snes games. enough said.
HorrorFanUK 4 years ago
Wacky Races was the PC game you were thinking of.
It became a big hit in the office for a few months. Top bloody game!
Camelsarse 4 years ago
Wacky Races was a great addiction too
Haller1977 4 years ago
I was thinking of Wacky Wheels actually. Wacky Races is that Penelope Pitstop, Dick Dastardly thing.
collieuk 4 years ago
Quite right of course! I'm off to go find the game right now!
Camelsarse 4 years ago
My parents would never fork out for a SNES back in the day. Only now with my DS in hand do I get to enjoy the pleasures of Princess and lose to some Japanese bloke whenever I go online with the buggering thing!
Camelsarse 4 years ago
This is epic, man. My favorite of your reviews, so far.
itstheit 4 years ago
Cheers. But epic? It's hardly Ben Hur!
collieuk 4 years ago
'Epic', as in, 'surpassing the ordinary', which it does.
(though in the context of FILMED epic, 'Amadeus' would probably be more apropos than 'Ben Hur').
itstheit 4 years ago
Nice gino accent....lol...this used to be my favorite game for SNES other than Starfox and Bass Master Classic
Bassmaster86 4 years ago
I didn't appreciate this until I played this with my mates a couple of days later. Then I see where the appeal is. Saying that, playing Fifa and scoring 2 late winners is an even better moment than pipping your mate on the last corner of a race.
collieuk 4 years ago
Yah...across the pond in Canada the NHL hockey games were extremley popular...like FIFA in England I'm sure....NHL 95 was awsome the game had a glitch so that if you shot the puck from the centerline you would score almost every time.
Bassmaster86 4 years ago
I remember seeing that glitch on Youtube. Actually I think I had that game too. Was great fun, though neither me, nor my brother exploited the cheat!
Fifa 97 had a bug though we did exploit. If you pressed one of the buttons when the ball went over your player's head, the goalie would for some reason always miss the ball. In indoor games you'd end up scoring about 20 times a match!
collieuk 4 years ago
I remember the bug but in the NHL 94 for the PC.
Great game.
Haller1977 4 years ago