Ziva David - "Flies and Honey"

[Arimas2305]

love this show and all the cast

[98flygirl]

I was rolling on the floor!

"How did we get here?" "I drove." ROFLMAO!

[deeza45]

he keeps his card close 2 his breast lol that had me rolling

[qdan93]

This is funny! Ziva and her messed up idioms, haha! Thanks, gread vid!

[Crazymaniac67]

Fomcl bah hum bug lol

That was so funny

I love it how tony always corrects her

[missElena24]

well done! a great collection!

[Edwardteam1994]

what ep is 3:12? xD

[Edwardteam1994]

what ep is 2:54 pls answer fast i must see it

[Mi0e0tek]

Tony: Johny Depp

Ziva: He is a pirate!?

Hahaha that one kills me :D gotta love Ziva

[happygil45]

Ziva: Ducky drip it

Ducky: You mean drop it or zip it Miss. David

Ziva: *sighs & rolls her eyes*

My favorite scene

[roofiegoofie]

ha ha love it so funny... great vid

[CreativeIceCp]

XD Ziva-isms!

Ziva: No wonder he is keeping his cards so close to his breasts.

Made me laugh so hard XDD

Thank you so much! :D

[CMandra24]

lol!!!! Ziva: "I'm BRAless" Tony: "I noticed that earlier" :D

[fishie29]

ziva and her english. lmao. thanks for the vid. ^_^

[xemily91]

Love this! Ziva-isms are some of my favorite lines in the show. 

[iLiveWriteDraw]

Ziva-isms :D

[MuziekFan1995]

"Who is Jack Sparrow?"

"Johnny Depp."

"He's a pirate?"

*sigh* "No, he's an actor. How did we get here?"

"I drove." =) Ziva logic :).

[LariGevaerd]

Awww, I love this vid!!! Ziva is so adorable, my favorite character! <3

[Lydialicious]

"How did we get here?"

" I drove."

LOL!

[mamolaju]

"tony I think its time you get back on that horse."

"are you getting a pony?"

That cracks me up EVERYTIME I see it! :D

[MorganaRoxton]

Ziva: "Bahumbog!"

Tony: "Bahumwhat?"

LOL I love that line! Ah Ziva cracks me up with her slaughter of the english language.

[Martapg]

@MorganaRoxton Yeah!! me too!!! ;)

[ncissmart]

@MorganaRoxton what is it actually

[MorganaRoxton]

@ncissmart It's supposed to be bah humbug, from Charles Dicken's A Christmas carol

[ncissmart]

@MorganaRoxton and whta does it mean. i'm from Germany and we don't know Bah humbug

[MorganaRoxton]

@ncissmart I'm not entirely sure it really means anything, it's a phrase Dickens invented I think. Basically the main character of a Christmas carol is Scrooge a miserable old grump who hates christmas, so whenever someone says something like 'tis the season to be charitable' or something similar his response is always 'bah humbug' which is basically another way of saying 'ah rubbish!' or 'that's nonsense' you know something like that, I'm sure you must have a German equilivant. Hope that helps

[luvtiva]

I'm so happy that I found this video. It is hilarious. LOL Ziva!! Great job!

[Martapg]

@luvtiva thank you so much!! ^_^

[superashy8]

"the jeck she is with is gross" "you mean john" "you know him?" "oh my god" that always makes me laugh! Hahaha loveee the vid!

[Martapg]

@superashy8 yeaaaah!! me toooooo!!!!!

[MoiKitty23]

Awesome vid

[Martapg]

@MoiKitty23 thanks!!

[cldplywshtthmnlghts3]

you mean john?

you know him?

XD

[Martapg]

@cldplywshtthmnlghts3 ahahahahahaha!! XD

[DetAnyway21]

i love it. so funny:D i guess one of my fav. is when she says 'im here to sit on the baby' lol

[Martapg]

@DetAnyway21 Yeah!!!! I love that part!!! XD

[NCISRuless]

haha, this made me laugh :D fantastic job! lol xD great ending!

[Martapg]

@NCISRuless thank you so much!! ^_^

[bonesfan10]

Lol amazing only thing missing was the porcuswine scene the lil spikies ahaha :D

[Martapg]

@bonesfan10 ahahaha!!! I did it on purpose! There are a lot of other Zivaisms... and some of them are..... just much more hilarious!!!! XD ahahahaahah!!!!!

I'm glad you like it!!! ^_^

[dc2317616]

What episode is 2:08 and 2:43 where Ziva and Tony are on stakeout?

[girlskickass18]

OMG this woman is killing me. I cannot stop laughing. Sometimes I think she does it on purpose. Like the "are you getting a poney". But most of the time you can tell she is serious. Like at 1:50 god I love this one, the guy doesn't even know what to say and she is dead serious and well she has a point sometimes ^^. Oh and please just kill me now, 'Once in a blue lagoon' is just amazing 2:30. Fornell wanted to laugh so badly. And Franks' face when she says she's here to sit on the baby 2:40 LOL.

[Martapg]

@girlskickass18 aahahahahaha yeaaah!!! I can't find my favourite!!! XD...thanks!! I'm glad you like it!!!

[Martapg]

@NCIStivafan94 aaawww!!! *_* thank you!!! I'm glad!!

[90Nellina]

love this woman

[Ziver92x]

I love it I love it!!!! so funny!!! :D

[Martapg]

@Ziver92x ahahahahaha!!!!! XD

[TrishaSheerin]

Thankyou for this :D! Made my day xx

[Martapg]

@TrishaSheerin thank YOU!!! XD

[mollizwiscondc1416]

love love LOVE!!!!!

[Martapg]

@mollizwiscondc1416 ^_^

[FunKittie]

WHAHHAHAHAH AWESOME!! ^^

Zomg ziva is so awesome XD

[Martapg]

@FunKittie ahahaha!!! yeaaah!!! She's fantastic!!

[StefanieT21]

very funny!!!!!!!!!!

[Martapg]

@StefanieT21 ;)

[TivaShipper09]

soo funny! love it! uuuuh ba ba uuuuuh ba ba :P

[Martapg]

@TivaShipper09 ahahahahaha!!! I'm glad you like it!!!! ^_^

[Martapg]

@NCIStivafan94 XD

[1NCISAngel1]

haha loved it. Gotta love the Ziver:)

[Martapg]

@1NCISAngel1 XD thanks!!!

[KTMrshall]

Haha!!! Soo funny... she does have a point with the fish in the barrel tho! :P

[Martapg]

@KTMrshall ahahaha!! yeaaah!!

[earanemith]

haha you made me laugh in a good way.

[Martapg]

@earanemith ;)

[TivaLover09]

ohmcgee i am actually CRACKING UP!

ziva is hilarious!

this video is wonderful!

[Martapg]

@TivaLover09 I'm glad you like it!! ^_^

[nellyfurtado0jessica]

LOL xD

thanks for coming back ;D

[Martapg]

@nellyfurtado0jessica you're too nice!!!! ^_^

[T7S3A4T1M1]

haha...this was hilarious, ziva's so awesome :-)...great job :-)

[Martapg]

@T7S3A4T1M1 ahahahaha!! thanks!!! XD

[FanCote]

It's awesomee!<333 You did suck a brilliant job with it!

[Martapg]

@FanCote thank you!!! ^_^

[IamSue88]

Haha..love it!! She's so adorable <3

[Martapg]

@IamSue88 yeaaaah!!!! XD I agree!!!

[JenShepardGibbs]

Aww my... It's perfect! It makes me smile, lol :D I totally love it! Just wonderful, funny, amazing... Good work! :)

[Martapg]

@JenShepardGibbs aahahah!! thanks!!!! ^_^ I'm glad!!!

She's fantastic!! XD